I am Smart

Chapter 30




– Garbage Fighter: What’s the point of this guy’s existence?

The only useful skill is Wave/Rush, and parrying is just flashy talk, total trash.

I don’t get why the ultimate move is this ridiculous.

– The Fighter has always been garbage, whether before or after the game remake.

Naw, it feels like Fiore is just a long-lasting totem, yeah, it’s right to remain garbage.

– The Archer is the absolute legend, LOL. If you bring more than one, you’re guaranteed to lose, and the casting time is slow.

For real.

Total trash with style.

But it’s cool that stacking gives you a permanent 5 stacks.

Did something like that exist? LOL

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The Fighter’s ultimate move, Moonlight Arena.

It pulls all enemy units within a certain distance into the arena. It doesn’t end until either the Fighter or the opponent dies.

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Who just said that? LOL

Nice broadcasting angle, hahaha.

Wow, that effect is really cool.

Just a one-trick ultimate.

Threw it, huh?

So what are we gonna do now? LOL

1v4, what’s up with that?

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“Have you given up on the game?”

One of those pulled in, the Cactus said.

It was just a momentary shock at the Fighter’s sudden action. Common sense would tell you that his action was a quick way to suicide.

Even for stalling, one person couldn’t possibly withstand the concentrated fire of stacked dealers.

“Hey, hurry up and kill him! If we take him out, it’s over!!”

Four ranged attackers prepared their moves. Just then, opposite to expectations, the Fighter charged straight ahead.

“What the heck! Jackpot!?”

The four’s melee weapons, magic, and divine energy flew towards the Fighter once again.

In that moment, the blue wind enveloped the Fighter’s body.

As he ran, the Fighter sidestepped to avoid bullets and arrows. Immediately after, he dodged the Priest’s binding spell coming at him. As he turned halfway, an arrow zipped past his waist. Ducking down again, a bullet whizzed over his head. He kept running and slightly adjusted his direction. An archer’s arrow lodged itself right in front of his feet.

The Fighter dashed forward in that newly set direction.

“Hey! Hey! What the hell!”

Right in the path he was charging was the Wizard.

As the Fighter dodged the arrow flying at him from the side, he threw a kick at the Wizard. The Wizard countered with a fireball. The Fighter skillfully dodged and landed another kick. The Wizard staggered from the heavy damage. They then both cast a magical wave and binding spell at each other’s feet. The Fighter hit the wave then temporarily fell back, and as the magical wave and binding spell faded, he dashed back in. He punched the Wizard right in the face.

The Wizard flew away and tumbled far off. He didn’t move after that.

The Fighter stood alone and turned his head this way.

Three remained.

It all happened in just 7 seconds.

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“…… T-this is insane! Hey! Calm down!! We’re gonna win anyway!!”

An absurd situation. Of the three, the Cactus was the first to regain composure. Desperation was setting in.

The Fighter instantly closed the distance to the Archer. The Archer stepped back, trying to set up a psychological warfare while being wary of parrying.

He couldn’t create any distance due to the abnormally fast movement speed.

So, if he gets hit 5 stacks of parrying perfectly predicted, he’s definitely dead. That’s why the Archer tried to intentionally miss by barely glancing the shot to make the Fighter waste a parry.

An arrow flew by the Fighter’s arm. But he didn’t use parry. He did the same after several shots. Eventually, the close-range Fighter began his assault.

The Archer grit his teeth and held on while glancing the shots. But whether he shot beside his head or near his side, the Fighter kept pounding him.

Ultimately, with low HP, it was his last chance. Just one time. When he was sure the Fighter wouldn’t react, he shot an arrow from right in front of him.

– Keening!!!

Suddenly, the Fighter used parry.

Was he aiming for that? The Gunner next to the Archer was also caught in the stun. The two dropped to their knees simultaneously. The Fighter’s knee slammed into both their temples.

During the remaining stun time, their HP melted away in an instant.

Now only two were left in the Moonlight Arena. The Cactus and Moon Si-hyun.

This absurd situation was being watched by the Cactus and his viewers.

The ultimate resurrection had been used earlier. Everyone had been certain of victory when they activated their ultimates.

The Fighter dashed this way. The Cactus stretched out his trembling arms.

“F-fk…… get in!!!”

The Priest’s divine energy clashed with the Fighter’s fist.

The Wizard, struck by the rogue’s throwing knife, collapsed.

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sandengfan (Sky Realm/Wizard): Ah

sandengfan (Sky Realm/Wizard): F*

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“Oh my……”

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Oh no.

It’s over now.

Sucks.

No, this is so anticlimactic, ugh… 😭

Sucks 😭

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Only San-deng and the Priestess remained on the team. There was little that the Sky Realm Tank and the Current Realm Support could do.

“……”

San-deng replayed the situation in his head.

‘As expected.’

Indeed, giving that massive damage object was painful. Honestly, it was huge that the Current Realm dealer suddenly disappeared right before the last fight.

“Ah, I lost.”

Although he didn’t drop the shield, he knew in his mind. Even if they took out the rogue and swordman with a ridiculous play, soon the Fighter’s ultimate would free the four of them to kill them all.

“It had been a fun game after a long time. Such a shame.”

San-deng said with a clicking tongue as the rogue and swordman’s attacks poured in.

“Yeah, even though Si-hyun is holding on pretty well with her ultimate, it wasn’t a good decision. We got swept away too fast before that. It would have been better to just drop the ultimate and fight alongside.”

He wasn’t close with the broadcaster, so he couldn’t easily express his complaints, but he could say at least this much.

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True.

So regrettable, honestly.

Just sit back and relax until the fight starts.

Master, huh?

Aren’t you just a stand-in?

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Then, a small crescent moon symbol rose vividly in the sky.

It indicated that the Fighter’s ultimate was about to end. Every user in the skirmish turned their attention there.

3, 2, 1.

The Fighter’s ultimate ended.

“…… What?”

But everyone’s expectations were shattered. Standing there alone was the Fighter.

The Fighter tossed aside the Priest’s corpse.

Around him lay four enemy corpses.

In disbelief, both enemies and allies froze for several seconds.

“Huh? What! What! Hey, hit him!”

The first to regain composure was San-deng, shoving his shield into the opponent. Following that, the Priestess unleashed offensive and support skills.

“Hey!! We can win like this!! Hey what’s happening h-h-h!! Nice! Nice!!! What’s going on? What??”

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sandengfan (Sky Realm/Wizard): ??? What is it?

cactussniper (Sky Realm/Archer): What the heck, nice!!!

sandengodeng (Sky Realm/Swordman): ?????????????

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What is happening??
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Did we just lose???

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sandeungsan (Sky Realm/Swordman): How did he even win in there?

sandijengsong (Sky Realm/Rogue): Did we lose??

janginsun (Sky Realm/Wizard): Hahaha.

CactusXSan-deng (Sky Realm/Gunner): This doesn’t make sense at all.

CactusXSan-deng (Sky Realm/Gunner): Go check the replay, seriously.

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Wow;

Wow…

Wait, did we actually lose?

Cactus, you’re dropping to Diamond now.

This is what losing should be.

What in the world just happened??

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– Enemy Hexakill.

The last hope, the swordman and rogue, were torn apart by the Fighter.

The term ‘Hexakill’ appeared, meaning one person had taken down all six enemies.

While viewers and allies sensed their defeat and began to accept it,

the Cactus still couldn’t bring himself to accept it.

“This can’t end like this!! Damn it!!”

Immediately after being born, the Cactus screamed as he charged out. The Fighter, who was breaking the stone towers by himself, noticed him.

As a result of the fierce battle, the Fighter’s HP was incredibly low.

“Ugh! Die!!”

Just before the Priest’s missile of divine energy hit the Fighter, his fist struck the stone tower once more.

Everyone’s movements froze. The gold etched into the stone tower began to shimmer brightly.

“Ah……”

The tower broke.

“…… Phew.”

After the fierce movements, Moon Si-hyun’s body was drenched in sweat. She briefly removed her headgear and put it back on.

It was a very satisfying performance for Moon Si-hyun as well. This wasn’t something that routinely occurred. This level of play was something she had never done since starting her stream.

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Moon Si-hyun (Current Realm/Fighter): Good job, I’m sorry about that.

sandengfan (Sky Realm/Wizard): Thanks for carrying.

cactussniper (Sky Realm/Archer): How did you win? I’m incredibly curious.

Cactus (Current Realm/Priestess): I’ll definitely follow you, I love you so much.

san-dengodeng (Sky Realm/Swordman): Love you too.

Cactus (Current Realm/Priestess): But did you calculate all this? And how on earth did you win in there?

Moon Si-hyun (Current Realm/Fighter): Of course. I won through brain power.

Cactus (Current Realm/Priestess): ??

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Wow.

Crazy.

I’m glad I watched today’s stream.

Wow.

Is this my victory for buying dual monitors?

Wow hahaha.

Dae-Si-hyun! Dae-Si-hyun! Dae-Si-hyun! Dae-Si-hyun! Dae-Si-hyun! Dae-Si-hyun! Dae-Si-hyun! Dae-Si-hyun! Dae-Si-hyun! Dae-Si-hyun! Dae-Si-hyun! Dae-Si-hyun!

She pulled off a real legend.

Dae-Si-hyun, hahahaha.

She was freaking awesome today, her form was off the charts!

Incredible brain play!! Incredible brain play!! Incredible brain play!! Incredible brain play!! Incredible brain play!! Incredible brain play!!

Dae-Si-hyun;

Wow.

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Yeah, they donated 10,000 won.

Wow, LOL.

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Another donated 20,000 won.

This is definitely gonna blow up all over the community.

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Jutsuhwaejeon (Fan) donated 100,000 won.

Mission fee, LOL, that was wicked.

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“Suddenly so much…… Thank you all so much. Nickname—”

When the donations began pouring in, Moon Si-hyun fiddled frantically with the broadcast screen.

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Oh look, the Cactus is crying.

Breaking news) Cactus in tears. LOL

Cactus is crying hahaha.

Cactus is weeping. 😭

Damn this guy is crying like a little baby.

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“…… Are you crying? Cactus?”

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Hahahaha.

Hahaha haha.

Damn, a guy crying would be something to see.

Hey, are you crying? Hey, are you crying? Hey, are you crying? Hey, are you crying? Hey, are you crying? Hey, are you crying? Hey, are you crying? Hey, are you crying?

Cactus, I just want to beat you up, so stop crying.

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“Ah!! F*!! I’m not crying!!”

The Cactus yelled back.

Then he bowed his head, covering his flushed face, and thought.

“Damn…… how did they find out?”

As soon as the game ended, the screen showing that he was demoted to diamond appeared.

Overcome with frustration, the Cactus briefly bowed his head and sniffed. It was a truly tiny, single sniff.

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Gasp.

Are you crying?

Gasp.

He is crying LOL.

Wow, this is so cringe.

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But just with that, it was revealed that he was crying. Startled, the Cactus immediately denied it. The chat urged him to look up.

– Why are you making such a big deal out of it!!

He tried to scold without realizing it, but he couldn’t lift his head. A hint of tears was evident.

It was not that he had cried, but he was on the brink of being exposed by a mere sniff.

He, who often bragged about his ‘manliness’ on his broadcasts, absolutely did not want this secret to be revealed.

As he pondered how to get past it,

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San-deng-nim hosted with 8,204 viewers.

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Sanhwa.

Sanhwa.

Hahaha.

San-deng: Good job, Cactus ^^ viewers, I’m leaving you with him.

San-deng: Oh, you’re not crying, are you???

San-deng: Oh, Kimbap too @)))))))))

San-deng is such a weirdo. LOL.

Hahaha.

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“Ah!! F*!!”

It was definitely deliberate. The Cactus could tell.

In that moment, viewers exceeded 19,000.

Having been mocked by thousands, suddenly overwhelmed with sorrow, it truly felt like more tears might well up.

At that moment.

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The sound of a call came through Discord. Rolling his eyes, he saw.

The name ‘Moon Si-hyun’ popped up.

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Gasp.

Gasp.

It leaked that he was crying, damn it, LOL.

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He tried to hang up but,

“……”

Could it be he secretly hoped for something? The Cactus picked up the phone.

“…… Hello?”

[Mr. Cactus……]

In her soft voice, there was definitely ’empathy’ woven in. Everyone could feel it.

[Are you… okay?]

Her voice was genuinely worried about him.

The Cactus let out a deep sigh. Whether she heard that, Moon Si-hyun spoke up again.

[I’m sorry. I should have done better in the last match……]

“It’s fine……”

[What am I supposed to do about my apologies……]

Moon Si-hyun was fidgeting, hesitating.

‘…… Is she an angel or something?’

The Cactus’ heart swelled. She was the only one who cared about him.

His childhood feelings filled up.

[Ah. Is there anything I can do for you? If it’s within reach, I can do anything……]

“…… Anything?”

Suddenly, the Cactus hesitated.

Then he briefly looked away.

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Gasp.

What?

Ugh, ugh.

Gasp.

Ugh, ugh…

Cactus, what are you thinking right now?

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The Cactus, keeping his head down, stayed silent for a moment.

“…… Later…… could you play a game with me later?”

[Huh? Is that really all?]

“Yeah. But I’m a bit weary, so I think the call is a bit much right now.”

[Ah, yes…… I’m sorry. Take care, Mr. Cactus.]

So, the call with Moon Si-hyun ended.

“…… Phew……”

Once Moon Si-hyun left, the Cactus, still bowing his head, raised it.

…… The Cactus was smiling brightly. His pretty teeth shone under the broadcast lights.

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Ah damn.

That’s a perfect set of teeth.

So gross.

Wait, was that just an act to fake sadness?

This fool’s eyes are getting red, LOL.

He was actually crying, haha.

No wonder no girls are interested.

Sigh.

He’s gonna cling onto Moon Si-hyun, damn it.

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“Hey, f* off~ Wait!! What’s wrong with playing a game with a girl? You all are weirder, aren’t you? Your brains are rotten! They’re rotten! People are just people, regardless of being man or woman! Get a grip!!”

He said that, but unlike before, the teasing tone and cheerful laughter was impossible to hide.

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I seriously want to beat him up.

For real, he has a talent for making me want to beat him up, Cactus.

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“Hey~ go ahead and hit me~”

The Cactus quarreled playfully with the viewers. Yet, for some reason, it was way more enjoyable than before.

At that moment, an alert rang through the broadcast.

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tlgus123 hosted with 2,529 viewers.

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“…… What?”

Caught off guard, the Cactus stared blankly at the alert content.

At that moment, another notification rang out in Fiore’s chatbox.

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Moon Si-hyun: Our viewers told me that the Cactus becomes super happy the more viewers there are.

Moon Si-hyun: And, the viewers really like you, Cactus. They said they hope you would get comforted, so I’m sending you some love.

Moon Si-hyun: I hope you get support from the viewers and power up to have fun again.

Moon Si-hyun: I’ll be leaving now. Good luck.

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“……”

The Cactus gazed at the chat and then looked at his own chat.

He didn’t know much about Moon Si-hyun, but there were a few things he clearly understood.

One was, due to the nature of her broadcast, her viewer base was the exact opposite of her warm, exemplary personality.

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What were you thinking, you little bstard? What were you thinking, you little bstard? What were you thinking, you little bstard? What were you thinking, you little bstard? What were you thinking, you little bstard? What were you thinking, you little bstard?

You male trash you you male trash you you male trash you you male trash you you male trash you you male trash you you male trash you you male trash you you male trash you you male trash you you male trash you you male trash you you male trash you you male trash.

Die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die.

Yeah, you deserve this, Cactus, LOL.

Where do you live, Cactus? Where do you live, Cactus? Where do you live, Cactus? Where do you live, Cactus? Where do you live, Cactus? Where do you live, Cactus? Where do you live, Cactus?

It’s your own fault, you idiot.

What were you thinking just now? What were you thinking just now? What were you thinking just now? What were you thinking just now? What were you thinking just now? What were you thinking just now? What were you thinking just now?

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The viewers, seeing the malevolent displays exploiting Moon Si-hyun’s feelings, were ready to explode, and when they finally did, they threw off their masks completely.

The chat was instantly flooded.

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“Why are they sending all of them here!!!”

The Cactus screamed in despair.

And, in the game where the Cactus, San-deng, and Moon Si-hyun were together.

The content from that game ignited the entire gaming and broadcasting community.

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