I am Kaka

Text 561st Chapter Nine-Five Supreme

Real Madrid returned with a big victory, and most of the body has already made it to the quarter-finals.

On the other side of the field, Barcelona was reversed 2-1 by Arsenal at the Emirates Stadium.

Florentino and Mourinho can’t wait to issue a triple crown declaration.

It was holding back for too long.

Lafayette staged an ups and downs return at the Bernabeu, calculating Calderon to death, but everyone can see that he can successfully recover by plotting and drawing pie. He is also a Real Madrid fan. Under the heavy pressure of Barcelona, ​​the desire for beautiful football and victory football, now renting Kaka and Gerrard, it is the time when this pie was painted the most beautiful and delicious, he hopes that the awesomeness he has blown can be realized more than anyone else. .

Mourinho is much simpler. The Portuguese champions and Serie A champions are his confidence, but his confidence is somewhat lacking. What he needs most now is a Champions League champion to support his appearance. For this reason, he can even tolerate Kaka in all aspects. Detached status.

Real Madrid fans also desperately need a brilliant season to soothe their battered hearts.

Kaka is the savior of all of them.

Real Madrid is still strong after returning to the league, with another wave of winning streaks, Barcelona is chasing after it, still retaining theoretical hope.

The second round against Lyon also came soon.

In the Bernabeu, Mourinho played utilitarian football to the extreme, and in the first round, he was already far ahead of him, and he put out an iron bucket at home.

The game ended with a dull 0-0.

This guy probably forgot about Capello’s lesson, and after the game he said with pride that at least he had crossed Real Madrid’s fate by one-eighth.

What made Capello almost vomiting blood is that there are many Real Madrid fans who eat Muniao.

Probably because of the bonus of personality or appearance, Mourinho’s supporters in Real Madrid have a growing trend.

In this regard, Kaka can only reluctantly said: “This is Mourinho’s football, but also modern football. Defensively wins, this is the eternal truth of competitive football.”

Many people wonder if Kaka has been kidnapped, or how could he say such things against his will.

What made Real Madrid players even more uncomfortable was that after returning to the Nou Camp, Barcelona managed to get a 3-1 deal and won the promotion with a total score of 4-3.

Four Spanish national derby games a month are likely to become a reality.

But whether it is Florentino or Mourinho, or even the Spanish Pig Federation, they all have quite a bit of remarks about the “four derbys a month”.

Things are rare and expensive, and the same is true for the competition. No matter how fierce the duel is, you will get tired if you watch too much in the short term. The national derby was originally the top-level collision with the highest commercial value in La Liga, and now there are more Kaka, Ronaldo and Messi. The top three gimmicks, the value of this brand has undoubtedly stood at the top of the football world, where the benefits can be imagined, but now UEFA wants to get a share, so how can they not be angry.

But fortunately, UEFA’s food look is not too ugly. In the quarter-final draw, Real Madrid won Tottenham, while Barcelona liked the Shakhtar Donetsk spree.

In the other two groups, Manchester United met Chelsea again, and Inter Milan, who eliminated Bayern, faced Schalke 04.

In these quarter-finals, Real Madrid, Barcelona, ​​Manchester United, Inter Milan, Schalke, and Chelsea all have stories with each other.

Real Madrid’s former flag Raul switched to Schalke, Chelsea’s King Kaka is now wearing Real Madrid’s jersey, the current Real Madrid No. 7 Cristiano Ronaldo was Manchester United’s No. 7 two years ago, and Real Madrid coach Mourinho was Inter Milan a year ago. The coach, Real Madrid and Barcelona are mortal enemies, Barcelona, ​​Chelsea and Manchester United have had a Champions League final matchup, and the “England National Derby” between Manchester United and Chelsea…

It can only be said that your circle is also quite chaotic.

At least so far, the script is still following the original history.

If Kaka remembers correctly, it seems that there have been five Spanish national derby games this season.

There are two league matches, one Copa del Rey final and two Champions League semi-finals.

Real Madrid had one win, two draws and two losses, only to win an irrelevant Copa del Rey title…

At 20:45 on April 5th, Spain local time, Bernabéu Stadium, the first round of the 2010/11 UEFA Champions League quarter-finals, Real Madrid vs Tottenham.

If Barcelona’s winning of the miners is a gift package, then in the eyes of others, Tottenham is a home delivery to Real Madrid.

Cristiano Ronaldo from Manchester United, Harvey Alonso and Gerrard from Liverpool, Van Persie from Arsenal, Kaka from Chelsea, which one is not Tottenham’s sufferer…

“Pepe rotates, Alonso lifts his ban and returns, c-Ronaldo and Marcelo are injured and Mourinho has the strongest lineup of Real Madrid.

Kaka has scored 32 goals for Tottenham in the 10 London Derby. His horrible record of averaging more than three goals per game makes him the least popular person at White Hart Lane. It is reported that Bell is currently a big hit in the Premier League. In fact, he was taken to Stamford Bridge by Kaka, which undoubtedly made Tottenham fans regard him as a life and death enemy. This hostility will never be eliminated unless he agrees to him;

c. Ronaldo has scored six goals against Tottenham in the previous 14 times, almost one goal in two games.

It is unrealistic for Tottenham to stop these two ruthless scoring machines at the Bernabéu Stadium. The most important thing they should consider is how to lose not so ugly…

Take a look at Real Madrid’s lineup.

Goalkeeper Casillas, defenders Ramos, Carvalho, Pepe, Marcelo, midfielder Gerrard, Xavi Alonso, Kaka, forwards Van Persie, Ibrahimovic, Ronaldo.

A 4-2-1-3 formation. “

“Look at Tottenham.

Van der Vaart, who has scored 11 goals in 58 appearances in La Liga, returned to the Bernabéu. Lennon was injured and replaced by Janus during the warm-up. Lao Lei did not put out an iron barrel formation, but used a balanced offensive and defensive 4-4-2. .

Goalkeeper: 1-Gomez;

Defenders: 22-Joel Luca, 13-Gallas, 20-Dawson, 32-Hector;

Midfielder: 8-Jenus, 30-Sandro, 14-Modric, 11-Vander Vaart;

Forwards: 18-Defoe, 15-Crouch. “

Cristiano Ronaldo looked very excited in this game. In just 3 minutes of the game, he had two long shots from the outside.

Real Madrid took the lead in the 4th minute. Kaka made a pass from the right. Ibrahimovic passed back. Van Persie’s low shot from the edge of the penalty area was blocked. Then Kaka took a corner kick. Ibrahimovic headed to the lower left corner and Gomez could not save. , The ball hit Modric’s leg in front of the goal line and bounced into the net.

1-0.

In the 8th minute, Ramos was warned by a yellow card with Crouch’s forward shovel. 2 minutes later, Kaka passed the ball and Marcelo shot wide from 25 yards.

In the 12th minute, Ibrahimovic winged Hector and was fined a yellow card.

In the 15th minute, Crouch shoveled Marcelo again in the frontcourt. The German referee Brich, who enforced the UEFA Champions League for the 12th time, directly took out a red card and sent off.

Crouch led the Champions League foul list with 24 fouls before, and he also broke the previous record of the fastest penalty in the Champions League held by Maribor’s Spey.

Real Madrid can’t be gentle here either.

In the 28th minute, Pepe uprooted Defoe from the wing and was given a yellow card. In the 32nd minute, Ramos also received a yellow card for pulling Van der Vaart.

In the 42nd minute, Real Madrid almost expanded the score.

Ronaldo made a cross from the right, and Van Persie’s shot from within the arc of the penalty area was blocked by Dawson with his hand from the edge of the penalty area.

The second goal came before the end of the first half.

Kaka was fouled for a long-distance attack and fell to the ground, and personally took the ball into the net.

In the second half, Gerrard, Cristiano Ronaldo and Sneijder, who came off the bench, made contributions. Real Madrid won Tottenham 5-0 at home without blood.

On the other side of the court, the Barcelona mvn combination fully fired, 7-1 got the miners.

Manchester United and Chelsea fought hard for 90 minutes, shaking hands 1-1.

Inter Milan unexpectedly lost 2-5 to Schalke 04…

Eight days later, the second round of war started.

At Stamford Bridge, Ancelotti’s team eliminated Manchester United 2-1 with Torres and Maicon’s goals, and was the first to advance to the semi-finals.

Later in the game, Schalke also defeated Inter Milan and advanced second.

On the second day, the Barcelona game started first. Guardiola’s team easily beat the Miners by one goal and became the third team to advance.

In the end is Real Madrid and Spurs duel.

Fans all over the world have seen the terrifying popularity of Kaka in London.

Real Madrid’s plane hasn’t landed yet, and congestion has begun in London.

Fans are everywhere on the way from the airport to the hotel.

Regardless of which team’s flag player, team fans and star fans can only draw the approximate equal sign, but Chelsea and Kaka are different.

Chelsea fans = Kaka fans, this is a green equation that everyone recognizes.

But what made the media and the players vomit blood was that Kaka was not in Real Madrid’s bus at all.

The guy had secretly returned to London two days ago.

The magical “Sun” has long disclosed that Kaka not only returned to his Chelsea villa long ago, it is said that during the intermission of the decisive battle between Chelsea and Manchester United, he was also sneaked into Chelsea’s by Ancelotti. locker room.

If there is no second half, then everyone may still believe that what they are saying is true. Once the outrageous “supposedly” is added, the news becomes a story.

At 19:45 on the 13th, local time in England, White Hart Lane Stadium.

This is a very artistic name, which has a good match with love songs, candy box, rose garden, riverside, St. James’s Park and so on.

It’s a pity that it hasn’t reached the time of Tottenham yet.

Even if Mourinho only brought half of the main force, but everyone knows that Tottenham will not have any chance.

The main reason why people gather frantically inside and outside the stadium is mainly for Kaka.

Even if it’s just a glance.

But the ruthless Mu Niao even gave this wish stingy.

Real Madrid set up a bus on the court, while Kaka was put on the bench.

The game started amid boos from all the fans.

In other words, it was the boos of the whole city.

Mourinho became the enemy of all Chelsea fans at this moment.

The end of the first half, 0-0.

In the first minute of the second half, Tottenham led by a penalty kick.

The audience began to call Kaka’s name.

“The fans are crazy! No one is paying attention to the game on the field anymore, everyone is shouting Kaka, this is Tottenham’s stadium! They are Chelsea’s enemies! What’s the situation? Tottenham fans against Kakaine Has hate become love? Or have all the home tickets been robbed by Chelsea fans?”

“It’s crazier outside the stadium. The White Hart Lane stadium has been surrounded by water. Almost everyone wears Kaka’s jerseys. Perhaps in their opinion, although Kaka is no longer a Chelsea player, he still came out of London. A generation of kings.”

Maybe even Tottenham fans don’t know what they think.

When Kaka was in London, they wanted him not to appear on the court for a second, but when Kaka returned as a guest, they eagerly wanted to see him running on the court.

But Mourinho remained indifferent.

Three days after this game is the Copa del Rey final, and it is also his second national derby after coming to Real Madrid. He does not want to take any risks.

Kaka shook his lips, stood up, and came to him, “I’m going to play.”

Mourinho turned his head and glanced at him, “Sure?”

“determine.”

“warm up.”

“Kaka is warming up! Kaka is on the court! The God of London once again started the game in London, but the fans who were still shouting Kaka’s name frantically just now fell silent. Their’feeling’ for Kaka is really true. It’s too complicated…”

With 49 points 21, Kaka played.

Ramos throws the boundary ball and Di Maria makes a diagonal kick.

Kaka ate Sandro raw, lay down Van der Vaart, and volleyed from the goal 32 meters away.

The football is stuck in a dead end.

Gomez didn’t even react at all.

1-1.

At 50 minutes and 50 seconds, Modric passed through, Kaka made a halfway goal, succeeded in stealing, and started a long-distance attack in the middle. Finally, he shot at the front of the small penalty area and the football fell over Gomez’s head and fell into the net.

1-2.

At 52 minutes and 21 seconds, Kaka dribbled the ball from the side, wading through Janus and Hector in a row, but after passing the ball to Higuain, he didn’t trip Galas to the ground.

Kaka drew a full moon scimitar with his right foot and shot it into his soul.

1-3, hat trick.

At 55 minutes and 24 seconds, Aveiroa made a long pass from the wing and Pedro Leon flew the header.

Kaka passed Gallas three times, not only shook his former Chelsea teammate to the ground, but also shook Gomez around, and finally tapped his heel as he crossed the goal. UU reading www.uukanshu. com

The football rolled out of the crowd and quietly crossed the goal line from the lower left corner.

The fourth ball.

At 58 minutes and 01 seconds, Casey made a bigfoot clearance. Kaka passed Sandro, Modric and Dawson after stopping the ball in the chest. The ribs in the penalty area turned and volleyed.

The football hit the bottom edge of the crossbar and bounced the goal.

The first Ninth Five-Year Supreme in history was reached.

Mourinho, who has remained calm since the start of the game, kept taking a cold breath.

Zidane, who was with the team in the stands, kept stroking his bare head.

The fans on the scene lost their voices collectively.

Sand sculpture netizens have an online carnival.

“I really don’t know what to say, just knock one for you.”

“Tottenham fans: What am I screaming at?”

“No need to say anything, if Kaka doesn’t open my child and his surname.”

“Bah! Don’t come here to lie to your husband.”

At this point, all the top four were born.

Real Madrid, Barcelona, ​​Chelsea, Schalke.

It can be said that everyone in Real Madrid draws something to watch.

Draw Barcelona is the national derby;

If Schalke is drawn, Raul goes home;

If Chelsea was drawn, Kaka played against Chelsea…

Without the butterfly of Kaka, the Spanish national derby will of course be staged in the Champions League semi-finals.

But now history is on a fork in the road.

Real Madrid vs Chelsea, Barcelona vs Schalke…

So, never overestimate the character of the Football Association.

According to the sand sculpture netizens, “The script is written, Kaka returns, and the old master is in his hands. A big wave of attention; Barcelona’s victory over Schalke and their encounter with Real Madrid in the Champions League final are another big wave of attention…”

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