I am Kaka

Text Hundred and Fifty Four The Crazy Derby

After returning from Milan, Real Madrid soon began the league journey.

The first one I met was Atletico Madrid.

As we all know, La Liga is known as 20 teams, but in fact Real Madrid and Barcelona form the Spanish Super League, and the remaining 18 teams are the real La Liga.

Therefore, the current Madrid derby fever is less than half of the Spanish national derby.

Atletico Madrid is facing a big enemy and preparing for the battle, while Real Madrid is indifferent. Saturday’s training is still open to the public, and the players’ faces do not see the tension before the war at all.

At the press conference held after the training, Mourinho said in a relaxed tone: “Is there anything special about the Madrid Derby? In my opinion, this is just an ordinary game. Of course, I know that for the fans. These three points are very important, but it will not change anything for me. I have experienced too many derbys. This is just another game we have to win because we want to continue to stay at the top of the list.”

Real Madrid is going smoothly right now. The last time to lose was back in April of this year. The unbeaten times in Europe are only behind Manchester United. Mourinho has the capital of arrogance. He also slightly satirized himself after the game. The dropped tactical strip was picked up by the media to declassify and analyze the matter: “It seems that I must be careful of my garbage in the future, because everything will attract people’s interest…”

This is Kaka’s first derby game after joining Real Madrid, and he or his fans are still very concerned about it.

Spain local time on November 7, Calderon Stadium.

“Real Madrid have scored 11 wins and 6 draws in the last 17 games in the same city derby between the two sides. Atletico Madrid’s last victory over the Belgian in the league derby was in 1999.

The two sides have faced 146 league matches in history. Real Madrid has the upper hand with 79 wins, 32 draws and 35 losses. Real Madrid continues to maintain the starting lineup of the league winning streak. Atletico Madrid’s main defender Perea is suspended, Godin is injured and missed. Forlan and Aguero join the striker. .

Mourinho made some adjustments to the formation, no longer 4-3-3, but a more balanced 442.

Goalkeeper: Casillas;

Defenders: Ramos, Carvalho, Pepe, Marcelo;

Midfielder: Xavi Alonso, Kaka, Sneijder, Cristiano Ronaldo;

Forwards: Ibrahimovic, Van Persie.

Sneijder is in the center, Kaka on the left and Cristiano Ronaldo on the right. It is conceivable that Real Madrid will attack the two wingers in this game. Atletico Madrid’s two full-backs are about to face the cruelest challenge in the world…”

“Atletico Madrid’s lineup is also 4-4-2.

Goalkeeper: 13-De Gea;

Defenders: 2-Barrera, 17-Ujfalusi, 18-Domingos, 14-Felipe;

Midfielder: 19-Reyes, 4-Mario-Suarez, 5-Thiago, 20-Simao;

Forwards: 7-Fran, 10-Aguero.

Today is the 20th birthday of goalkeeper De Gea. This is his second derby game, but I don’t know if he is in the mood to celebrate, because he will face Kaka, Cristiano Ronaldo and Sneijder. , Ibrahimovic and Van Persie’s test…”

“Almost everyone in the starting eleven of Real Madrid has experienced the most intense derby in the world. Old players such as Cassie and Ramos are the main players in the Spanish national derby. In addition to participating in the Spanish national derby, Ronaldo He played the English Red Derby with Harvey Alonso, and Kaka not only played the Milan Derby with Ibrahimovic, but also played Chelsea and Arsenal’s London Derby with Sneijder and Van Persie. It can be said that this team has played from The derby experience from coaches to players is extremely rich…”

In the player channel, everyone lined up to enter the field, Kaka greeted Fran who had crossed over, and then returned to his team.

Ronaldo smiled and said, “How does it feel to play a derby in Spain for the first time?”

Kaka said: “…In this atmosphere, I suddenly look forward to the game with Barcelona.”

“So you should have joined Manchester United in the first place,” Ronaldo said. “That way you can fight all the three most famous derby games in the world.”

“Then you can join Milan and get together the three derbys.”

“Can’t I retire at Real Madrid?”

“…If this is your dream, then I can only bless you.”

Ramos and Cristiano Ronaldo make up the right, Marcelo and Kaka make up the left. This is not just the two wings flying together, but two more jets after the wings are installed on both sides. Atletico can’t find North.

Marcelo received Kaka’s pass and rushed forward “suddenly” until he encountered an effective blocker at the edge of the penalty area.

He passed the ball back directly on his heel, and then went straight to the baseline.

Kaka passed an overhead ball.

Marcelo directly volleyed in the face of the dropped ball.

Van Persie grabbed the first spot and volleyed the ball to the side net.

“The pass is too fast,” Kaka waited for Marcelo to walk to him before he said to him, “Also control the speed of the ball, otherwise the striker will have a hard time hitting the goal.

Marcelo touched his head embarrassedly, “The defender is pressing too tight, I’m afraid the ball is too slow to pass it.”

“You can hit the ball higher, don’t pass it so flat.”

Marcelo nodded, “Okay.”

The left side created a murderous opportunity, and the right side did not allow them to be more beautiful than the front.

After Atletico’s attack was blocked, Ramos also rushed up with the ball and passed the ball to Ronaldo near the center line.

Ronaldo takes the ball to the ribs of the penalty area and cuts inward, and after continuous touch the ball, he makes a burst shot.

The football hit the bottom line on Ujfalusi’s feet.

Kaka came to the corner flag area and gave the young De Gea an unforgettable birthday gift with a curve ball.

“…Kaka’s corner kick went straight! This is the fifth time in his career that he has completed such a goal! If you count the zero-angle shots scored in sports battles, then his number of goals from this angle has reached 9! This is a real goalless shooting machine…”

This game is destined to be a side war.

A minute later, Atletico also completed a sharp counterattack on the left.

Thiago obliquely plugged in the middle, Simao dribbled the ball from the left and crossed from the edge of the penalty area.

Pepe, who performed poorly in the last round of the Champions League, played well this time and pushed the ball head-on.

Alonso stopped the ball sideways, raised his head and glanced forward, then moved the ball to the left with his big foot, but the pass was too large and the football was about to fly out of the boundary.

The caddie had already ran over and was about to catch the ball, but who knew that Kaka’s feet were like a rocket, and he rushed to the back of the football in the blink of an eye.

Reyes, who was closer, then rushed in, trying to break the ball while Kaka adjusted, but Kaka didn’t stop the ball and kicked the ball forward, and the football flew directly over his head.

Reyes turned and watched desperately as Kaka ran farther and farther.

Ibrahimovic and Van Persie ran to the front, Ronaldo also diagonally inserted into the penalty area from the right.

The wind rumbling in front of Atletico Madrid.

“The frontcourt player is already in place. As long as a cross is possible, it is possible to create a murderous opportunity. See what Kaka will do…Huh? Is this a shot or a pass…in?”

Kaka looked in the direction of the goal, looking like he wanted to make a pass, but after a sudden stop, he buckled his left foot and cut a distance of more than one meter into the center.

Barrera was swayed directly to the ground.

Kaka followed and kicked the ball in the direction of the goal.

It seems to pass and shoot.

Ronaldo jumped up and could not touch the ball, but the football flew into the goal precisely after passing over his head.

0-2.

De Gea kept staring at the top of Ronaldo’s head, who knew that the football turned a straight turn. He wanted to make a save and it was too late, so he could only watch the football into the net.

Kaka trot to the sidelines, pointing his hands to the sky to celebrate.

Ronaldo ran up, jumped on his back, and said: “Why do you want to kick so high? As long as the pass is two centimeters shorter, I can definitely score a better header.”

Kaka said: “Your new hairstyle is so handsome, I can’t bear to get hurt.”

Ronaldo: “…I thank you.”

The hair on both sides of Ronaldo’s head was cut short, and then pushed up high in the middle, forming a hairstyle similar to that of Beckham’s classic Mohican. He was also ridiculed by The Sun. Media attention.

He has been urging Kaka to cut exactly the same together. Who knew Kaka turned it back with one…

“Kaka scored twice! Let’s see how much time it took. The corner kick was scored at 3 minutes and 12 seconds of the game, and the second shot was completed at 4 minutes and 23 seconds. This is definitely the fastest in La Liga history. Fast 2-0…”

In the opening four minutes, two goals were behind, and he also appeared in the derby.

Atletico coach Flores was furious on the sidelines, but Mourinho rarely did not make any passionate celebrations, but kept his left hand in his pocket and shook his right fist coolly.

Fran and Aguero stood in the middle circle for the third time.

From the start of the game to the present, the two of them have not touched the ball except for the serve. They have scored two…

Except for fu. k, nothing to say.

Atletico Madrid was obviously a little panicked and didn’t dare to attack blindly. After the kick-off, he passed all the way back, obviously wanting to control the rhythm first.

But when the ball passed to Reyes’ feet, Kaka suddenly ran up, forcing him to rush.

“Kaka was pressing in the frontcourt. Reyes protected the ball and passed it to Suarez. Suarez gave the ball to Thiago. Kaka’s prediction was accurate and he broke the pass. His speed It’s so fast!”

Kaka takes the ball and takes off from the side.

Reyes rushed over, preparing to push Kaka out of the boundary for a foul.

Kaka swiped the ball hard, then ran out of bounds, just avoiding Reyes.

“Kakakakakakaka, what speed is this? Did the Brazilian drive a Ferrari into the stadium? Poor Reyes, he didn’t even have a chance of fouling, and poor Barrera, he even got Kaka’s. The corners of the clothes were not touched, Kaka came to the ribs of the penalty area, Ibrahimovic and Van Persie had outflanked their positions, Kaka did not pass the ball, cut inside! Go in…”

Both Ujfalusi and Domingos gave up their defensive targets and rushed towards Kaka, but Kaka hit the goal in an instant like a bolt of lightning, and fell out of the baseline with a low shot.

Just halfway through De Gea’s attack, Kaka’s shot rolled over, scared him to stretch his right foot to block the football, but after all, he was half a step slower.

The football rolled into the goal from the near post.

0-3.

The Real Madrid player on the bench jumped up from the moment Kaka overtakes Reyes, and immediately rushed out of the bench after the football rolled in the goal, crying and howling on the sidelines.

Mourinho still maintained a posture with one hand in his pocket, turning his head blankly to look at the assistant coach who was holding him up, and said: “Am I dazzled? What did he do?”

“Scored! Jose! Third goal!”

Are we leading by three goals?

Nima, let me down quickly, I want to pretend to be forced!

“3 minutes and 51 seconds! 3 minutes and 51 seconds! The fastest hat trick in La Liga history is born!”

“In a game in the 34th round of the Spanish Football League in the 05/06 season, Valencia challenged Athletic Bilbao away. At the time, Valencia’s leading scorer David Villa was in the 82nd and 2nd, respectively. Scored 3 goals in 84 and 86 minutes and created the fastest hat-trick record in the Spanish Football League with a total time of 4 minutes and 47 seconds. To this day, no one can beat this record. Everyone thinks this. The record can be kept for at least thirty years, but now, only 4 years later, Kaka has made it history!”

Kaka rushed to the sidelines, took off his jersey and held it in his hand, and came to kneel down and glide far away.

Ronaldo was the first to run over and slid beside him, holding his head in both hands, and shouted excitedly: “Kaka! Kaka! Is your tmd changed by God?”

Kaka did not answer, but UU read www.uukanshu.com and gave him a big hug with a laugh.

“If you don’t count the four yuan in the first Champions League group match, this is Kaka’s fourth hat trick after joining Real Madrid! And this is only his fourteenth game after joining the Galaxy Battleship! Flo What kind of monster did Lentino find back?”

The home fans were silent, the Atletico Madrid players also choked speechlessly, and De Gea, who was welcoming his 20th birthday, remained sitting on the ground, doubting life.

Mourinho ran over, also knelt and slid beside the two of them, wrapped his arms around, and hugged Kaka and Ronaldo together.

“This stinky shameless, don’t you let go of my old lady!”

“Shocked! The Portuguese coach took advantage of his position to support two macho men at the same time.”

“Fuck! No wonder they all say that there is only a wrong name, no wrong nickname, Son of God, Son of God, isn’t it really God’s help?”

“Son of God, English godson, transliteration dog left, are you sure there is no wrong name?”

“…Where is this English?”

“Visually inspect the northeast.”

“Bet on a pack of spicy sticks, from Shijiazhuang.”

“…”

Ten minutes didn’t come, 0-3 behind, this game is still a fart.

In the rest of the time, Atletico was simply using his life to maintain his dignity, in order to block the crazy card, the price of seven yellow cards and two red cards came back.

In the 60th minute of the game, Kaka was replaced with a stab.

On the scoreboard, a dazzling 7-0.

Kaka scored and assisted in his first Madrid derby in his first double hat-trick, leaving indelible damage to his opponents in the city.

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