I Am a Big Player

Chapter 83 Prank firecracker

“The host completes the task and rewards: 3 prank salutes (non-lethal).”

Is this the reward for this mission? Ren He was dumbfounded! What is a salute? What are you talking about so western style, then it’s a firecracker! Why do you want such a firecracker? Co-authoring is about to celebrate the Spring Festival. Therefore, your old man of the Heavenly Punishment System is quite suitable for you. Reward 3 firecrackers for yourself to play?

play dog ​​eggs!

The water temperature was 2 degrees Celsius. I stayed in Luohe for 5 minutes. I was so cold that I almost doubted my life and rewarded three firecrackers. Ren He was wondering if the Heavenly Punishment System was fixing him? !

This time the reward is not a virtual item like a vomiting potion, but it actually appeared in his hand three big children’s arms wrapped in colorful firework paper, which looks quite festive…

Festive dog eggs!

Ren He was upset, and he was still walking back with the cold and trembling. This reward made him unable to let go.

When he got home, he threw the three firecrackers next to the TV without annoyance, took a hot bath, cooked himself a bowl of **** soup, and ordered some quick-frozen dumplings.

I want to say that his current physical fitness is really good, even if he stayed in such cold water for 5 minutes, there was no sign of fever or cold at all.

It seems that after the physical fitness reaches 5.24 far beyond that of ordinary people, even the immunity has increased proportionally.

I don’t know how he is capable…

Hehehe, Ren He amused himself while thinking about it.

In the few days he went out, Ren’s mother and Ren’s father didn’t find out at all, because they didn’t have time to go home. Pay bonuses, hold annual meetings, and pay homage to the ghosts and snakes of various government offices. Of course, with the face of the old man, it usually goes smoothly.

When they wait until the Spring Festival, they will come back to celebrate the New Year. By that time, relatives who don’t usually contact each other should also appear.

Lao Ren is the eldest son and eldest son of the Ren family. Ren He also has two aunts and two uncles. Ren He is the eldest son and grandson, so he usually comes to Ren He’s family for New Year’s Eve dinner.

In Ren He’s family, the seniority is still very important. Every generation’s name will have characters unique to this generation. For example, Ren He is a standing character generation. He should have been called Ren Limin…

The degree of grounding of the name is almost comparable to that of vomiting potion…

Later it was Ren He, who was changed by Ren’s mother because it was too unpleasant.

Just at this point, Ren He thinks this is definitely his mother, it’s proper.

In the past few days, Ren He knew from Yang Xi that Su Ruqing really almost called the police on the night he fled. Ren He was already on the blacklist.

Ren He was scared after a while, but it was better to leave early…

Su Ruqing even wanted to transfer Yang Xi to another school, but finally contacted Yang En, who was in a foreign country, but was denied by Yang En again…

Ren He felt that when the future old man came back, he would have to drink two glasses with him… He didn’t consider whether others would drink with him.

It was the New Year’s Eve unknowingly, Lao Ren and Ren’s mother came back home the day before New Year’s Eve in a tacit understanding, but before Ren He had time to be happy, he was held back by Ren’s mother and said, “Don’t squander the New Year’s money and give it to mom. , Mom helps you save it when you grow up.”

Ren He took a breath, and you always think about this? But now I can make money, otherwise, how should I spend this year? !

I don’t know how I got through it in my previous life…

Then it was time to prepare for the Spring Festival. A family of three ran the supermarket to buy, buy and buy, and then they had to buy something back.

It’s not that Lao Ren and Ren’s mom can’t let their subordinates buy it, but they also feel tacitly that if they don’t go home for many years, it’s a bit of a taste for them to prepare by themselves.

Waiting until the morning of New Year’s Eve, Ren’s mother got up early and started frying things, fried croquettes and octopus, and had to work all day, and could only eat at night.

As a big family, a table full of dishes has to be made by hand.

Ren He has nothing to do when he is idle and suddenly sees the three firecrackers next to the TV. He doesn’t know how a prank is a prank?

Forgive him for his lack of imagination. I really don’t know how this thing can be used to prank it. Could it be that the explosive power thief can blow up people?

Then it’s not a prank, okay, the bottom line of a prank should at least be harmless. He believes that the natural punishment system is also appropriate for this, and it also specifically labeled non-lethal.

Or a clown’s head popped up after the explosion was so scary?

Ren He decided to try. He took one and went downstairs, but when he got downstairs, he hesitated again. How to try?

With Ren He’s character as a thief, it’s definitely unwilling to let him try it on his own. What should I do if the thing is disgusting? Isn’t it…

Just in time, Ren He Yuguang saw a few bear children in the yard blasting their cannons there, blowing up the cars in the yard, and throwing firecrackers into the small yard behind the first floor of the house, listening to the screams of the owner inside, and he was very energetic.

How can this kind of bear child not be cured? Ren He felt that he had too much sense of justice!

He happily put the salute upright on the road the bear children must pass, and ran into the building waiting…

When a few bear children passed by, hey, there is still a firecracker that I haven’t missed? Who forgot to leave here? ! Several bear children whispered a few words and decided to take this firecracker as their own!

Ren He hides in the building and looks at them The thoughts of the bear child are clear. The first thought when seeing firecrackers on the road is definitely: click it!

Click it. Ren He looked forward to it. He watched the other bear children spread out. Only one child came forward to click. He was ready to run at any time when he looked at the posture.

However…

With a boom, all the bear children were stunned, and the initiator of Ren He was stunned!

What’s the situation, Ren He is fascinated, isn’t the lead wire quite long? How could it explode at the moment of ignition? !

Fuck, this is really a cheating firecracker, it turns out that the prank started from the lead. Most people will relax when they see that the lead wires of firecrackers are quite long, because there is no time to run far, and the characteristic of this prank firecracker is that, no matter how long the lead wires are, they will explode…

The bear child who ignited the fire is still keeping the ignition position… stunned…

A group of children gathered around: “Are you okay?”

The bear child who lit the fire was still a little dazed. He stood up and thought for a while and said: “I’m fine, but I feel a little flustered…”

Ren He saw the front of the bear kid at this time, I went, the whole front was black! The black is so pure and exaggerated as if it just came out of the two-dimensional cartoon!

The fire war given by the penalty system this day is too cruel. The co-authoring is such a prank effect. It will not hurt people, but it will blow up the person who fires the fire.

Awesome, Ren He admires the Heaven Punishment system while being guilt-free…

As a result, in the afternoon, a middle-aged woman suddenly shouted and cursed in the yard: “Who throws the wicked firecrackers into the yard in the morning? It doesn’t matter? Huh? My child was directly blown into Africans. , I didn’t wash it off after taking the bath three times. Is there a sense of ethics?! Ah? Is there a Wangfa?!”