I, a Simulator Businessman, Join the Chat Group

Changing to another god sounds like a good choice.

"Fuck your pigeons, I'm going to join Boss Shakya!"

The simulated scene is the civilization before the collapse.

This time, in Lu Li's view, he was lucky.

At least he didn't let him, as a fusion fighter, just collapse his consciousness.

entry? soft rice makes you strong

Simple and easy to understand terms.

If you eat a piece of soft rice, you can get a piece of strength.

The more fragrant the soft rice, the stronger the buff you get.

If you eat too much soft food, you can even use some of the power you had in the simulation.

"This is picking up girls by order."

Lu Li sighed with emotion, the boss Sakyamuni is caring, and the tempering he gave was the pain of love.

Then, and then it's gone.

Before the end came, he was chopped up.

"My evaluation is that it is not as good as sending Gang Houkai consciousness at the beginning."

Lu Li sighed after waking up in reality.

When he was in a coma, he vaguely heard someone say that she wanted two heads.

Sakyamuni, a bald donkey, is not as good as Brother Jesus.

Tragedy repeated over and over again.

"It would be great if I could let someone else act as a simulated role, and I would only be responsible for the commission."

After experiencing violent deaths again and again, the young man sighed.

"Forget it……"

The system students ruthlessly vetoed the host's behavior of trying to put on one-sided glasses and a gentleman's hat.

Systematic...

A good friend of the time traveler is also.

The two cannot be separated.

"Although I don't mind simulating for others, you have to know that my function is aimed at the existence of time travel experience."

"Where do you find so many people who have traveled through different worlds?"

have to.

Unless some traverser alliance finds itself.Otherwise, I will be tied to this suffering simulator for the rest of my life.

The dream of capitalists is shattered.

The expression on Lu Li's face was like that of the second master who was made into a kidney cup by Mr. Jin, an enthusiastic citizen.

The simulator comforts its host.

"Already at the bottom of the valley, no matter how you go, you will go up."

What kind of half-baked cake painting technique is this.

Lu Li listened to the system's speech and felt that the system should go to study.

Forget it...

This guy has a point too.

In the current harsh environment, there is nothing wrong with drawing a cake for yourself.

Although you don't care about anything, there is still hope, isn't it.jpg.

At the moment when Lu Li was painting a big cake for himself.

"Ding, welcome to the Blind Love Family."

An extremely abrupt synthetic voice rang in Lu Li's ears.

Chapter 2 The Merchant Who Sells His Life

Chat group.

Among all the golden fingers, it is relatively relaxed and happy.

You can find a lot of thighs here, and you can also see all kinds of beautiful girls to feast your eyes on.

However, for Lu Li, there is obviously a better way to use this chat group.

At some point, Lu Li, paralyzed by salted fish, stood up and put on a monocular for a short, almost imperceptible time.

He pressed his glasses and looked extremely elegant.

The once dead glasses also became brighter than ever.

it's coming it's coming! !

The real cheat, here it comes! !

Almost instantly, he opened the group chat.

Romani, the best wallet: "Here is the handsome and reliable big brother Merlin!!"

"Welcome to the Love Family!!"

"Here, if you encounter any difficulties, you can tell my brother! I will try my best to help!!"

A certain white hair was squatting in Avalon, looking at the light screen in front of him with interest, trying to establish a friendly image in front of the newcomers.

Merlin...

One of the caster candidates for Xingyue Crown.

The ultimate deceiver, creating illusions that even the gods cannot detect.

Theoretically speaking, this brother's strength can be used as a thigh in front of the new traveler who has just been created in another world.

but……

"Shut up, you big non-burnable breastfeeding trash!"

Almost at the moment when Merlin called himself a reliable big brother, another voice sounded.

The voice was unmistakably male.

Full of air, with hysterical anger.

"The hypnotic wand you sold me is a fake and shoddy product!! You bloody profiteer!!"

"When you sold the goods, you clearly said that the power of the magic wand is enough to hypnotize the entire group for a month!!"

"As a result, after only half a month, all my colleagues woke up!"

Ley Saha Mining Company.

The blue-haired man with bruises all over his body and his underpants torn apart had bloodshot eyes.

Ninomiya Kinji.

Because he hates being a "community animal" who works for the company, and relying on various efforts and investments, he finally achieved the ideal goal of earning a lot of income without working.

However, life is always full of ups and downs.

After this unlucky guy made enough money in his own world, he was summoned to a different world and continued to be a cow and a horse.

When most people encounter this kind of situation, they will have to stay with the red bucket in the Lai Saha Mining Company for the rest of their lives, and even if they turn into ghosts after death, they will not be able to escape the curse of ashes.

However, with his extraordinary mind, even though he is in a sweat enterprise, he still racks his brains to create a road to success for himself!

For example, buying a hypnotic wand from Merlin, who claims to be a reliable senior.

Then, use the power of the magic wand to hypnotize your colleagues, let them work overtime collectively, and make money for yourself!

At the beginning of things, it was naturally beautiful.

More than a dozen sub-humans are working ashes, and the efficiency of making money is at least equal to that of fifty college students who have just left school.

However, the good times did not last long.

The shelf life of the wand...

"Hurry up and return it to me!!"

Those words were full of momentum.

It is enough to make ninety-nine percent of the salespersons freeze and be at a loss.

but--

Who can be deceived by Baimaowang?

Does he seem like someone who will do his best after-sales service?

"My dear, haven't you read the sales description and production date?"

"What I'm saying next is that the effective period of hypnosis is a natural month from the beginning of childbirth, haven't you read it?"

"Or do you think your meager purse can afford the latest hypnotic wand?"

"That's really sad."

The succubus smiled and typed a line, vividly depicting the vitriol of the unscrupulous service staff.

"The people in this chat group have something."

Seeing the series of teasing, Lu Li was also amazed.

In the novels he read in his previous life, the atmosphere in the group was either happy or intriguing.

This kind of direct competition on product prices and quality is really a bit...