Human accounts are forced to reach max level

At the same time, Kurobei, who was staying in his blacksmith shop, suddenly sneezed.

"Are you okay?" the guest asked with concern.

"It's okay, I made the guests laugh. Oh, by the way, the armor you commissioned has been forged, and based on the original requirements, it also has added corrosion resistance such as strong acid."

"Oh oh oh, thank you, that's really helpful."

"It's okay. For some reason, I have gained a lot of forging experience in this area, so I optimized it."

Kurobei touched the back of his head and smiled honestly.

He had no idea how much trouble the bowl he forged had caused to Lord Rimuru.

"..."

Rimuru held the spoon silently, imitating Gafanzang's behavior, and poked the face of the wronged ghost in the bowl.

"Zi——"

"...Ah, Gafan, why don't you eat?"

Rimuru instantly turned to look at Gafan sitting next to him, with a beautiful smile that was rumored to belong to the monster princess on his cute little face.

"Are you a picky eater? That's not okay. Lunch must be delicious. Come on, let me feed you. Open your mouth, ah——"

The spoon scooped out an indescribable mouthful, and the other little hand thoughtfully grabbed the other person's collar and pulled gently, hoping that the other person would come closer so that he could feed it.

The pink lips were lightly opened, and Rimuru's pretty face was filled with an angelic and dazzling smile. At the same time, there seemed to be some shy blush on her fair cheeks.

Feeding a man like this makes him feel quite embarrassed.

"..."

If you're embarrassed, don't feed me. Don't hurt me!

Gafan, who was about to be slapped in the face by the spoon, was really full of disgust now. Without hesitation, he reached out and held Rimuru's little hand holding the spoon, and then said something to himself.

"Muscle utilization increases, and wrist strength is temporarily doubled."

Then he directly held the other person's little hand tightly and pressed it back, trying to shove the spoonful of indescribable things into the other person's little smiling mouth.

"Hey, Gafan, if you don't act like this, I'd be so kind as to feed you! This is the first time I've taken the initiative to feed someone else!" Rimuru said with a forced smile on his face, shouting dissatisfied, and at the same time, he was Start pushing harder.

"Then I really have no luck. By the way, this is also the first time I have taken the initiative to feed others, so you don't have to be polite, Rimulu." Gafanpi replied with a smile, and at the same time in his heart Also scolding.

Damn it, why is this guy so strong?

He couldn't stand it anymore.

No, he can't lose here, this is a battle that concerns his fortune and life!

"Hey, you two, what are you doing?"

Veins popped out on his fair forehead.

At this time, Gafan and Rimuru were looking at each other with forced smiles on their faces, trying to put spoons into each other's mouths. Shion also patted the table in dissatisfaction.

"Don't make a fuss while eating. Eat it properly. This is what I prepared carefully, so I can't let it go to waste."

"Click——"

The solid dining table was slightly cracked, but the sword as tall as a person was still sitting quietly on the side.

Rimuru: "..."

Great Sage, please help me think of a solution.

Gafan: "..."

System, help me think of a solution.

"You only thought of me now, host, you bastard."

The childish voice of the system sounded after a long time, with some speechlessness and undisguised disgust.

"Go play with your group, I don't want to talk to you for the time being."

"...Um, no, we haven't spoken for more than an hour. From your tone, it seems like a long time has passed." Gafan, who was in a state of emergency, also replied speechlessly.

"It's very... eh, it seems like it didn't take long." The system itself was stunned for a moment, and then its tone became silly and cheerful again, "Then forget it, but you ask me for the host again. What are you doing? Let’s talk about it first. If you want my original energy, please go away and daydream in the sun.”

"..."

Damn it, you are a system with no brains, what kind of evil image do I have in your mind?

Feeling that he was offended, Gafan twitched the corner of his mouth. He still regretted why this guy didn't have a physical state so that he could give him two little mouths that represented friendship.

"As you said, you are helping me think of a way to deal with this bowl of unknown stuff in front of me."

Pointing at the bowl in front of me, it can be said that the dinner cooked by Hubie is the same as the crouching dragon and phoenix in the dark cooking world, the two rising stars are responsible for it, oh, oh...

Damn, he still didn't know how to describe it.

When Gafan was deeply aware of the fact that his vocabulary was poor, the system scanned the database on the table and found that there was no record of the thing he had seen for the first time.

His tone was full of confusion and confusion.

"Is this an alchemical prank of stewing feces and little devil meat together? I seem to have seen similar pictures in the demon system of the same race before, but the 'purity' feeling is not as good as this one."

The system came to a conclusion without any concern for itself.

"At least the stuff they stew is not corrosive."

Gafan: "..."

I didn’t ask you to give me some popular science. What the hell are shit and little devil meat? Here’s the omelette rice you promised!

"System, I'm asking you to come up with a perfect solution to the current situation. I feel that Ziyuan's gaze on me is starting to become dangerous."

Ga Fansheng said helplessly.

This thing is really not something that people can eat, and the key is the good intentions of others who have carefully prepared it, and Rimuru is suffering with him, so it is really difficult to refuse even if he refuses.

"Um, can't you use space to move this thing when you put it in your mouth?" the system said speechlessly.

"The target is too small. I'm still not very good at this kind of thing. I'm afraid that the spoon or my tongue will be removed together. If I use the storage space, it seems that I have to use my mental power to touch it first. I don't want it. , that feeling is too..."

A mask of pain was put on Gafan's face, and at this moment, the sound of the door opening suddenly came from behind him.

Then, almost at the same time, both Gafan and Rimuru subconsciously shifted their gazes.

It was a goblin who was hopping around and touching his belly with his hands. He looked careless and his nose seemed a little too big.

"Oh, I'm hungry. Is there anything good to eat?"

Gobuta, who was lazy during work hours and came to visit secretly, hummed a tune with a nonchalant look on his face.

Gafan: "..."

Rimuru: "..."

The two spoons silently scooped up something indescribable at the same time.

Chapter 60: Bathing in the Black Flame Hell

"This is what people eat."

Gafan took a bite of the croquette-like snack in his hand, with a little grease stain on the corner of his mouth, and nodded with satisfaction.

At this time, he had left the room where he was in a dilemma facing Ziyuan's food and came to the street. Just when he wanted to walk around for a while, the enthusiastic residents setting up stalls on the roadside kindly gave him one for free. A snack.

As for how he solved the lunch problem made by Shion?

"..."

Gafan silently took another bite of the croquette-like snack, and made an Amen gesture with his other hand.

Forgive me, passing Gobuta, I will remember your kindness and bravery.

At that time, he and Rimuru scooped up the indescribable spoon almost at the same time and handed it into the mouth of Gobuta who came over curiously and asked them what they had for lunch.

Then, Gafan and Rimuru, who looked shocked, just watched each other's faces changing color from blue to white like a magic trick, and finally pinched their own necks, foaming at the mouth and raising their hands in the air, He fell straight back and fell to the ground.

He twitched twice and stopped moving.

Gobuta's "Poison Resistance" has been improved.

Gafan and Rimuru: "..."

Facing the complicated eyes of Gafan and Rimuru, and the powerful witness on the ground, Ziyuan also scratched her cheek and looked away with a guilty conscience.

"Ale, okay, how strange is it?"

"Shion, I punish you to find a way to cure Gobuta. Before that, you are not allowed to enter the kitchen again."

"Hey!!! Lord Rimuru, how could this be possible!"

Recalling Shion, who looked like a royal secretary at that time, her huge mature chest trembled, and she wailed in protest against Rimuru, who had her waist inserted in front of her and looked like a helpless child.

Ga Fan had to lament that the appearance and inner age were often not very symmetrical.

Now he was walking alone on the street, and Rimuru left temporarily because he was in a hurry to prepare for the next meeting with President Fitz and the others.

Although Rimuru can often be seen on the streets, as the real steward of this prosperous town, he is surprisingly busy at ordinary times.

Just the addition of some files in the office are already quietly waiting for him to read and solve them in the evening.

Gafan, who was no longer hugged by slime: "..."

Ah, my mood index started to drop.

After finishing all the snacks in his mouth, Gafan casually waved his sleeves, sat on a bench by the roadside, looked at the white clouds in the sky that looked like dumplings, and began to be in a daze.

At this time, the blue and white plaid pajamas he was wearing had long been changed into a blue and white robe, with some lavender stripes dotted on the collar, and his bare feet had also been put on a pair of fire-resistant clothing. Waterproof and very resilient boots.

Gafan usually didn't care much about the appearance of his clothes, but this outfit was really comfortable to wear.

And it was the girl named Zhu Na who helped him on the spot and made it freshly with his own hands according to his favorite color.

Then this can be regarded as someone's kindness, so I can't let my current clothes get damaged casually.

"Host." The system suddenly spoke, interrupting Gafan's daze.

"What for?" Gafan replied lazily, leaning on the bench and looking at the sky.

"It suddenly occurred to me that when faced with Ziyuan's lunch before, you should be able to refuse it directly, right?" The system asked doubtfully, "You have such a low EQ, I feel that you can do this kind of thing. of."

"...I always feel like your words don't sound right."

Gafan rolled his eyes speechlessly, but he answered well and said, "Because I am happy."

"...Host, have you awakened some strange XP again?"

"What do you mean? And my XP is not weird at all, okay? What's wrong with liking dumplings?" Ge You lay in a more standard posture, Ga Fan replied angrily.

"To be precise, it's because Rimuru is with me, system, you know? This kind of cheating, ahem, no, this kind of prank-like thing is usually only done between bad friends."

"If I was just an ordinary customer in Rimuru's eyes, he would probably have asked someone to cook me a decent lunch instead of holding my hand with a smirk on his face and asking me to accompany him. We ate dark food together, so..."

Gafan scratched his cheek a little embarrassed and said, "To be honest, I was quite happy at the time. After all, I don't have many friends."

Of course, whether to eat it or not is another matter.

And if he was ashamed like this, Gafan would probably just tell the system. After all, the system could only talk to him and quarrel with him, so he didn't have to worry about others knowing about his self-proclaimed feelings, which were like dark history.

"Um, I don't understand. The ideas of you carbon-based creatures are too strange and complicated."

After bouncing around in the host's mind for a few times, the system's voice became lazier due to the other party's emotions.

"Then what are we going to do next? The two lost people have been found, but neither of them will go back right away."

"Do nothing."

This time, Gafan replied directly, then leaned on the bench and stretched out.

"At least I don't want to do anything today. If there is any trouble, we can wait until tomorrow. I just want to be a piece of trash for the time being."

"Host, if I'm not mistaken, 'salted fish' and 'trash' are not complimentary words, right?" The system's tone revealed some doubts about the host's intelligence.

"You control me, I'm happy with it."

Gafan, whose lazy tone began to sound a little disgusted, stood up from the bench after stretching.

Looking at the banquet that was almost ready in the square in front of me, as well as the big pot that looked like a small house in the center of the square, and the gun-footed Kai spider that had died peacefully cooking in it, as well as the different races around, but their faces were full of confusion. Smiling residents.

Gafan feels that he is in a good mood now