NOVEL NEXT Chapter 96
Chapter 97: Began to be a **** today (9)
Xu Shenxing sneezed.
“Hey, it’s dirty!”
Shenshan Qianzao immediately took his bento box and pulled away from him.
At present, the human and **** training has been carried out for three consecutive days.
Under Xu Shenxing’s training, Shenshan Qianhae could barely sense the divine power in his bloodline… This is a situation that even Xu Shenxing himself did not expect. After all, this man’s own **** position is not complete, so what is the training method? All of them were made up by him.
“I actually hate my master for being dirty or something, master, my heart hurts, you know!”
Xu Shenxing wiped his nose indiscriminately, and said to Chihaya Miyama insultingly.
The girl completely ignored his accusation and quickly finished her lunch box, then put the lunch box away, stood up, and patted the dust on her short skirt.
“Hey, I’m just joking, don’t I need to be really angry?” Xu Shenxing couldn’t help being bored looking at the girl as she was about to leave.
Recently, no matter whether he has a chance or a chance, he seems to have mastered the method to deal with him-no matter what he does, he will ignore it. This is the most unbearable situation for Xu Shenxing, who has some people crazy.
“I’m upset! I want to destroy Fusang!” So he simply rolled on the floor.
Jasmine, who was eating senbei (cucumber flavor) quietly next to her, was shocked, with a look of “Nov’s lines have been pirated”.
“You are also a **** anyway, can you stop doing childlike behavior…” Chihaya sighed helplessly: “It’s just that classmate Wuye today…ah, it’s the student president of Huanghua who asked for leave. Others The members have a lot of work, and even I have to help with it. The exercises before lunch are all made by me sneaking over in time, so please be content.”
On weekdays, I didn’t think it at all, but when Goyaba was away, the members of the student council suddenly realized that “Will the president handle so many official duties by himself? How capable is that person!” and forced them hard. I fell into the **** of work that I couldn’t see my head…
If it weren’t really compelling, they wouldn’t ask Chihaya, who is a elder sister, for help.
“As an alternate god, your life is really hard…” Xu Shenxing looked at Chihaya sympathetically.
“I don’t want to be said so by the current gods who are huddled with family aunts during the supermarket discount hours to grab special offers!”
Chihaya made a face at Xu Shenxing and hopped off Bailing Mountain.
“Landlord, I want to eat your lunch.” Jasmine said with a blank expressionless face.
“Just ask the guy next to you who is in a daze.” Xu Shenxing asked inexplicably while handing out his lunch box.
“All the small sausages inside have been accepted.” Jasmine gave Xu Shenxing a thumbs up.
“…”
This guy’s desire to eat meat is still so strong, is it because of the poor life in Ying’s apartment?
Fortunately, some time ago, a small fortune was made on the stalking Onmyojis, and the current food expenses are still affordable.
When Jasmine let go of her lunch, Xu Shenxing came to Huakaiyuan Youyuan.
Recently, she has also become a frequent visitor to Shirana Shrine. When there is no class, she often comes here to drink tea made by Sakura Koji and avoid a guy named Nanako-she seemed to only go to the library before this.
Now the girl’s expression was dull, and she stopped halfway through the lunch.
This expression is not the first time I have seen this recently, and now the girl should have connected her consciousness to the Shikigami she had left in the exhibition hall.
After discovering the suspicious person the day before yesterday, they found each other twice in a row, but they were all chased and lost, and they didn’t know how the other party escaped.
So in order to deal with this situation, the girl added a special spell to her shikigami. As long as the shikigami detects a guy with a similar image to that person, this spell will be triggered to connect the girl’s consciousness to the shikigami. Body to determine if it is the person they are tracking.
But I don’t know if it’s because of the flaws in the spell or because of too many people who are simply suspicious. Youyuan would lose consciousness at least seventeen or eight times a day.
Looking at the other’s slightly haggard and dull face, Xu Shenxing thought for a while, and then took out the marker.
“I don’t think this is right, Lord God.”
But before he could write a word of meat on Youyuan’s forehead, he was stopped by Sakura Koro Asahi who came out with tea on the side.
“No, Asahi, you misunderstood.”
Xu Shenxing said righteously: “It’s just that Huakaiyuan has been too tired recently. In order to make her happy, I plan to do some harmless pranks.”
“But I think if you do this, no one except yourself will be happy?”
“Asahi, do you know that the emotions of gods can infect ordinary people? As long as I am happy, everyone else will be happy!” Xu Shenxing continued to speak nonsense seriously: “I want to use pranks to bring smiles!”
“Master God, if you don’t plan to stop…”
“if?”
“I’m going to replace your toothpaste with mustard, apply glue on your chair, fill your shampoo with paint, hide ten alarm clocks in your bedroom and set the time to three o’clock in the morning. Oh.”
“…” Xu Shenxing stared at the smiling girl in a daze.
Not good, this Nizi is serious.
The other pranks don’t matter, but the paint one hurts the hair too much, so I have to guard against it.
So he could only put away the marker with regret, and gave up the plan to use the marker to play a prank on the long-distance Huakaiyuan.
Ying Xiaolu showed a satisfied smile: “Speaking of which, Lord God, haven’t you caught the suspicious person up to now?”
“Because the other party slipped too fast, although it is really not impossible to catch it, but it is meaningless, and I will be unhappy if I intervene in too many flowers and open the courtyard…”
Anyway, it’s not his own home, even if something is stolen here, it has nothing to do with Xu Shenxing, so why bother and thank you.
If you know what Xu Shenxing thinks, I’m afraid the current Yin Yang head of Yin Yang Liao will feel that he doesn’t know people well from the bottom of my heart.
“Huh? But isn’t it very hard for the Huakaiyuan classmates…” Ying Xiaolu looked at the haggard girl and couldn’t help but sympathize: “Can’t you help me seriously?”
“… Omurice.”
“Eh?”
“The price of serious help,” Xu Shenxing scratched his head, showing a helpless smile: “I want to eat omelet for dinner.”
Ying Xiaolu Asahi watched Xu Shenxing, and then she also smiled gently.
“No problem… it’s better to say, leave it to me.”
“I want to eat hamburger steak.” When the topic changed to food, Jasmine immediately held up the chopsticks and inserted into the conversation between the two: “There are flower-shaped poached eggs on it.”