Host, Please Be Honest! What Exactly Are You?

Chapter 548  Too Unscientific!

"Have you seen this before?"

"No, never have… I mean, it's so strange the way the sarcophagus are placed around the main tombs." "Yes! And what's even more strange are the symbols carved on the sarcophagi. What language is that? Why, by the skies of Gray Skull, I've never seen such peculiar writing before." Many historians and archeologists took out their glasses from their chest pockets, completely puzzled about the emergence of these new symbols. They prided themselves as true experts that could recognize all sorts of ancient symbols and writings belonging to this world. Yet, they've never seen something so strange before. But for the academy disciples, they were all bug familiar dark runes and words scribbled crudely on all sarcophagi. The archeologists were already very absorbed in finding out the meaning behind the many symbols on the sarcophagi. But soon enough, their attention was drawn back to the 2 main tombs once more. It was now that they really took time to look through the glass casings, causing everyone's face to droop. One of the soldiers smacked her lips in disbelief, "is the corpse supposed to look like this?" Many opened and closed their eyes with dumbfounded expressions when seeing the stunning beautiful women in the glass casing, who didn't look like she aged a day. F***! "Wipe, who is this beauty? With this face alone, she enters the entertainment industry, she will definitely become a Movie Queen in a day!"

"Lying trough, what type of science is behind this? How did the ancients manage to preserve her corpse?" "Am I dreaming? Is this a dream an ancient beauty finally proposes to me?" Oh my God of Science, the corpse actually looks like a living person. No joke, her cheeks were slightly rosy, her complexion was just so amazing, as if airbrushed, and everything else about her took the words right out of their mouths – Sleeping Beauty! This must definitely be what sleeping beauty looked like when the Prince came to wake her from her slumber. Can you see how stunning this ancient woman was? Sorry, but the only people they thought could compare with this ancient beauty, were the female Academy members here. Excuse me? But how did your skin get so smooth and baby-like? How can someone be so good-looking? Seeing the ancient beauty, as well as the academy female members, the other females in the group truly wished to shake them to death if it meant the answers would spit out of their mouths. What in the world did they do to look so good? …

Unscientific!

"How did the ancients preserve her body so well?" Ashaku couldn't help muttering, knowing that this was Hotanzi's beloved woman, the one he could kill a nation for. The portraits they had of her didn't do any justice to get actual appearance. "Hold on, why is she still breathing?" One of the females swore she swore the chest of this beauty rise and fall slightly with small movements. Soon, everyone also noticed this, finding it incredible. A corpse of over 2800 years old, was still breathing for all these years and you expect them to still remain calm? (0∆0)

F***! "Let's open up the case and put a piece of glass or mirror under the corpse's nostrils to see if it will fog."

That's right, they can verify if the corpse was breathing or not by doing this. Although their eyes could clearly see that the corpse was breathing, sorry… their brains and minds still refused to process it.

Yes, yes… they should really test it out to fully convince themselves. But the question was… who was going to do it? They don't know why, but they seemed to feel that such a live-looking corpse would open her eyes if they dared to put their hands so close to her nostrils. "Hmph! So what if she's a beauty? She's dead, isn't she?" Eldora muttered, jealousy laced in her voice when staring at the corpse's face.

"I don't care what any of you does, but be careful with the merchandise. The corpse is now our national treasure, and must be taken into our Britannia National Museum!" What? Over their dead bodies! (*^*)

Everyone else soon forgot about the elephant in the room, and were all about to debate on who gets to own the corpse.

"Wait!" Harvey exclaimed in a heavy tone. "I know that she is Hotanzi's woman… but where is Hotanzi himself?" What???!!! Everyone hastily turned their attention to the second glass box, only to see it empty. "Where is he? Where is Hotanzi the Tyrant?" Can it be that he isn't hurried here but somewhere else instead?

Is there a secret location in here they don't know about that he could have been buried in? No! Miguel shook his head severally, feeling that with how much Hotanzi loved this woman, he would never want to be buried inches from her. So where was the body now?

And does everyone notice how much colder the place was getting now? …

Swwwww~

A ready wind now blew in quietly, cashing everyone's hairs to stand erect. "What was that?!!!"

The cold breeze made them subconsciously regroup around each other, especially when listening to the treasures at the top of each treasure heap suddenly roll down the treasure hills, as if pushed by invisible forces. The smell all around them grew thicker and thicker, and soon… the winds also picked up their pace more and more at an alarming rate. Big that wasn't all that plagued their minds. Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Ahh! Some people jumped on others like Scooby-Doo, shaking so much they legs began to wobble like stretched rubber. Mommy!

Their eyes dilated when seeing the many sarcophagi shake and tremble vigorously with every Bang that echoed out. "Oh my God of Science! Something is trying to get out!!!!"

"F***, F***, F***, what do we do?"

"The dead, the dead are rising!!!" Many had no tears but wanted to cry. Sure, they could take down robbers and human criminals. But no one prepared them on how to stop the living dead, okay?

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What's more, how do you kill something that has already died?