Chapter 52: Noldrei: Let's Give the Old US Some Action First!
"Don't be sad. Look, the people here can all transform. As long as you get used to the Teletubby form, you'll soon be able to gain the ability to transform. This is an ability that ordinary primitives don't have!"
"You should be happy."
Noldrei was comforting Tesla-Teletubby. It was the first time he had seen a person who was constantly making a fuss.
"The friends who turned into ponies and little dragons earlier didn't have so many problems, so why are there so many problems with becoming a Teletubby?"
'I think she's not like this because she turned into a Teletubby.'
Raiden Mei finally understood what Kiana meant by "making holes." She had never seen a Teletubby with a reproductive organ before.
Hey, wasn't she opening her eyes now?
She really needed to leave the school. She had quickly gained a lot of adult knowledge.
Bronya didn't quite understand. She asked Kiana curiously in a low voice, "Why did you make that suggestion to him? I don't think that Tesla looks like a bad person. It would be understandable if you did that to Cocolia mama."
Kiana chuckled twice and explained, "I thought that the Teletubby also needed to eat, drink, and excrete. I was thinking of preparing the internal organs for the Teletubby, but I didn't expect that Noldrei thought from the beginning that Teletubbies didn't need these things. Their digestive system is different from humans."
Bronya roughly understood what Kiana meant. She was saying that the Teletubby was originally designed by Noldrei to not need to excrete or reproduce, but Kiana thought that this was not normal, so she suggested that Tesla-Teletubby have two new ones made.
Thinking of this, Bronya felt a little sorry for Tesla.
It turned out that it was a misunderstanding...
This misunderstanding was a big deal.
How could an old lady in her eighties withstand such stimulation? Her mentality had collapsed, and she was crying like a little girl.
"In the near future, there will be specialized organ designers, including the development of multi-functional reproductive organs. Don't worry about this little thing. In the future, there will be more and more situations where people ask for help to create new reproductive organs. You're just the second person to experience this."
"You're only in your eighties, you're still very young... You'll experience more in the future. If that doesn't work, you can find some paternal primitives to enjoy yourself. How about this, when I have the opportunity, as long as you work for me, I'll find you some of the handsome guys from here to be your harem."
"I guarantee that they'll all listen to you obediently. If you don't like paternal ones, I can also find you some maternal ones. If that doesn't work, you can create the human form you like yourself."
Noldrei already knew the 'weaknesses' of humans at this time. At this moment, human sexual pleasure was a very important tool for control. These primitives hadn't abandoned this fantasy relationship of love and desire as a way of survival.
He was very good at this. As long as he operated it well, everyone would have the sexual pleasure object they wanted.
Tesla didn't listen to Noldrei's words. Her mind was full of 'second'. This woman had been thinking about who the first one was.
"I see that you've also broken through the lifespan limit of ordinary people. Don't put these boring things like shame on yourself every day. What does it matter if you're not presentable, if you're shy, what you look like, or who you love? It doesn't matter."
"The vast world is like fleeting clouds. Reproduction is the least important thing. Soon, everyone will enter the era of one-click human production. It's so boring that you're still discussing things like shame.
"Let me show you something good."
As Noldrei said this, he took out several potions in beverage bottles from his body.
"Look, this is a skin color potion that I specially prepared for the humans of this era. This black bottle is for turning into a black person after drinking it. The white one is for white people, and the yellow one is for yellow people."
"After my simple research, I found that the skin organ, as the largest organ and also the most conspicuous organ, is the most capable of penetrating into everyone's lives. I've decided to sell them in large quantities in Europe and the United States for a price of one hundred dollars! As long as you drink it, you can maintain that skin color for three months!"
Noldrei slapped the beverage in his hand and said seriously, "I believe that we can definitely sell them in large quantities all over the world. Just think about it, wouldn't we be taking the first step in genetic science? Those discriminations based on skin color and race would all disappear."
"How is it? Isn't it a great invention that benefits humanity?!"
Tesla-Po's small Teletubby mouth opened slightly. She immediately understood that what this person was saying was very likely to be true.
"I know you don't believe me, but it doesn't matter. We can buy some African slaves and have them come over to experiment. If that doesn't work, we can buy some people closer by, Indians and Southeast Asians. I've checked the news, there are a lot of them in the Golden Triangle of Myanmar."
Noldrei didn't feel that he had exposed anything terrible at all.
Those behind him didn't know what kind of information technology Noldrei had used to obtain this information.
They all looked dumbfounded, as if they were moved by the beautiful future without 'racial discrimination'.
They could switch between yellow, black, and white at will. They could be whoever they wanted to be, and there would be no so-called racial discrimination.
Noldrei thought that he was simply a great benefactor to the primitives.
"Po... Po..."
'Stop it! Stop it! Don't do this!'
Tesla-Po was anxiously jumping up and down. At this time, she couldn't care about her eighty-year-old body being X-rayed.
She absolutely couldn't let Noldrei do this kind of thing.
A Herrscher 'didn't know' the reason for this kind of thing, but she, an American, knew what the so-called discrimination represented.
Was it discrimination? It was an economic problem.
What Noldrei was doing was directly shattering the terrible fig leaf of the United States.
Whether it would bring a better future for humanity was unknown, but the United States would definitely start fighting internally first.
Tesla could see through Noldrei's conspiracy at a glance.
Whether the Herrscher would come to destroy the world was unknown, but humans would definitely start fighting internally first.
And did Noldrei really not know?
Of course he knew, but he just liked to see these primitives get angry and frustrated.
"Are you happy? I knew that human civilization was very great, so I'm giving you some good things. Otherwise, what are you people who fight against the Honkai protecting? Right?"
'Since you won't let me use the Honkai as a garbage bin, you deserve to be messed with by me.'
Noldrei sneered inwardly. He had already prepared hundreds of ways to deal with these primitives.
Every word he said was so warm and comforting. Anyway, these things were invented by humans in the future. He was just using them conveniently.