NOVEL NEXT Chapter 161: Chapter 156: Phone: So, what did I do wrong?
Fu Lin licked his lips, looking into Kiana's moist, azure eyes. He began making things up on the spot. Whether he could change Kiana depended on this moment.
"..." At first, Kiana's eyes were filled with tears as she listened to Fu Lin's words, but as she heard the latter part, she gradually realized what was going on. Still, she didn't interrupt Fu Lin.
Instead, she quietly stared at his fair, delicate neck, a red glint flashing in her eyes, 'I really want to cover Fu Lin's neck with my kiss marks...'
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"And education tells us to be prosperous, democratic, civilized, harmonious, free... Kiana, what are you doing?" Fu Lin, dry-mouthed and tongue-tied, was talking about life views, values, and moral outlooks, trying to pull Kiana back on track and free himself.
But after feeling a strange sensation on his chest, he looked down in confusion. Seeing Kiana rubbing against his chest, his face was covered in black lines.
"The scent of Fu Lin~"
"Huh? Please continue..." Kiana lay on Fu Lin's chest, greedily taking it in. When she heard Fu Lin's question, she looked up at him with puzzled eyes, then realized what was happening.
Fu Lin held his forehead. It was obvious that Kiana hadn't listened to a word he said. He had foolishly tried to lecture a brainless paramecium. The fact that she hadn't fallen asleep was already a miracle.
Fu Lin, "..." This brainless paramecium was beyond saving. Not even using Himeko's name could Kiana be pulled back.
Biting his thumb, Fu Lin looked at Kiana wriggling on top of him, utterly helpless, and silently started brainstorming solutions.
Suddenly, his eyes lit up. He slowly took out his phone, opened a forum app, typed in his question, and waited for helpful netizens to respond. Maybe he could find a solution.
**[What to do if you encounter a yandere?
The yandere is currently in my arms. Is there any hope for me?
If I run now, will I make it?
What are my chances of success?
Can someone online help me?
Urgent! Waiting online!]**
Some time later... the netizens became active...
[Xuanxi (Mrs. Xuan): It's simple. Be accommodating, see if you can bring her back to normal. If not, protect yourself first. And if all else fails... feed yourself to the demon (laughs).]
"...Great advice. Don't give advice next time."
[Rimuru (The Deceased): Of course, call the police!]
"The police might not win, nor would they get involved..."
[Great Battle Heaven's Star MC: Running isn't an option! You'll never escape in this lifetime! Being locked in a little dark room is great—someone takes care of everything for you. I love yanderes.]
"..." Report, block, and delete in one go.
[An anonymous ghost: It must be MiHoYo's fault!]
Breaking the fourth wall now? Why blame MiHoYo for everything? What did they do wrong?
Okay, fine, it was MiHoYo's fault.
[Crazy_Bastard: Running won't work! The only solution is to out-crazy the yandere!]
"I can't do that~!"
[.....]
Fu Lin stared at the replies on his phone, his expression grim as if he'd eaten something foul. These netizens were useless, offering nothing but weird ideas.
"Fu Lin~, what are you looking at?" Kiana, satisfied, got up from Fu Lin's arms, wiped her mouth, and curiously asked when she saw him on his phone.
"Ahem! Nothing, just got a little hungry. I'll go see if there's any snacks for sale..." Fu Lin coughed, put his phone away, pushed Kiana aside, and stood up as if nothing had happened. Looking around, he nervously walked off, drenched in sweat.
"..." Kiana watched Fu Lin thoughtfully, then smiled mischievously. She snapped her fingers, and a phone appeared in her hand.
Kiana glanced at the lock screen password, thought for a moment, and gently tapped the screen a few times. The phone unlocked easily.
"The power of Honkai Energy is quite handy~" Kiana felt smug seeing how easily the phone unlocked. But as soon as she saw the wallpaper, her face darkened.
On the wallpaper, Fu Lin's hand rested on Fu Shi's shoulder. His dark face grinned widely, showing a set of white teeth, full of smiles directed at the camera.
Meanwhile, Fu Shi on the screen looked a bit confused, as if she didn't understand what had happened.
"...Flirting with Sirin's brother was bad enough, but now you're trying to monopolize my Fu Lin!"
"...Herrscher of Sentience, you'd better not show yourself in front of me again. Disappear completely from Fu Lin's sight, or I might not be able to stop myself from killing you..." Kiana's eyes flashed red as she stared at the puzzled Fu Shi on the phone screen. Then, she started browsing the photo album. As expected, it was full of pictures of Fu Shi.
In the consciousness space, Sirin clenched her fists, adding, "Kiana, count me in too☆!"
Seeing this, Kiana smiled and glanced at Fu Lin, who was walking farther away. Her lips curved upward slightly, and her slender fingers tightened.
With a crackling sound, the phone couldn't take the pressure, letting out a few wisps of black smoke before Kiana tossed it into a flowerbed behind her as if it were trash.
Phone: So, what did I do wrong?
"Fu Lin~, I love you so much. I want to lock you away and keep you by my side so that your eyes will only ever see me." Kiana stored the box containing fragments of the Godslayer Sword into the imaginary space and murmured as she watched Fu Lin's retreating figure.