Her Cultivation Diary

The young people in the livestream are feeling imbalanced.

[Got it, I can't buy such good Yuxing Grass and Mugwort Sprouts, right]

[Right, we're not worthy of using new technology, boo hoo hoo…]

[I've humbled myself so much, can you sell me the stir-fried tea?]

[Link it, link it, link it]

[You're already frying it, can you start a pre-sale? I just changed my broadband]

[Yeah! Why not start a pre-sale first? I don't mind waiting, I have plenty of patience]

Compared to everyone's comments, Zhang Yanping spoke sincerely: "Pre-sale is not a good habit, let's just sell honestly, everyone buy peacefully, isn't that better!"

[Your words, but if you pre-sold last year's corn this year when fewer people were around, wouldn't there be a chance?]

[Once I gossiped with 200,000 followers, now I slap my thigh with 1.2 million followers]

[Once I scoffed at honey priced at 1,000 yuan a pound, thinking I'm an unyielding old leek that can't be cut]

[Boo hoo hoo please! In this livestream, I just want to be a tender leek that can be cut anytime]

[I turn away from pre-sales for clothes, who'd know here with Teacher Qiaoqiao I'm begging for pre-sales]

Zhang Yanping: ...failed!

He decisively changed the topic: "Well, Uncle Zhou, does steaming the leaves affect the results before stir-frying?"

Zhou Maozhu laughed: "Not much effect, these typical Mugwort Sprouts and Yuxing Grass are after all wild herbs, they're a bit astringent. Steaming before home drying might actually improve the taste."

"Also, don't think our hand-fried is special, current tea frying machines are good, and even. Those with poor skills would rather use machines."

"But that requires a lot, you young people just want a taste, no need for that."

[Gang boss looks quite uneducated, changing the topic so abruptly]

[Harsh praise! Not only uneducated, but when he covets our stuff, he's really mean!]

[Stop that! Gang boss holds the lifeline of our kidneys! He says sell, I go buy!]

[Good fellow, what you say makes sense! Gang boss, please sell a bit!]

[Give me goods, give me goods quickly! I can't endure anymore, not even for a day! Bro, please! Sell me a little]

[Hiss… feels wrong]

[Big brother! Please! Without our goods, I can't survive!]

[You guys…]

[Stop the commotion for a moment, the entire livestream is at risk]

Zhang Yanping was laughing broadly watching until he saw the backstage alerts of someone new entering the livestream—

[xx internet police have entered the livestream]

Suddenly, he was startled, fiercely scowling into the camera: "Everyone, calm down! Don't get our livestream shut down."

Next moment, a comment flashed with effect appeared:

[xx internet police: What are you selling?]

The livestream crowd: […]

[Done, done, the cops are here (dog head)]

[Sir, our boss's business, ordinary people wouldn't know]

[Not you guys——]

Zhang Yanping was about to go mad: "What time is it now? You're still causing trouble! Quickly explain, we're selling legitimate things."

"We're an agricultural product livestream."

[xx internet police: So, what are you selling?]

The screen was filled with [hahahahaha], then everyone responded wildly:

[Tea, legitimate tea, 10,000 yuan a pound]

[Tea, legitimate tea, 50 yuan for 5 grams]

[Tea, legitimate tea, no freebies, soaring prices, generally unreachable.]

Zhang Yanping: ...

The heart finally dies.

The internet police only caught the keyword, brought in by nosy netizens for fun, but looking at everyone's replies in the livestream, it does seem suspicious?

What kind of tea with no fame costs 10,000 yuan a pound? Selling by the gram? Relying on grabbing?

And the guy in the livestream, why does he really not look like a good person? Note it down, keep an eye on it.

As more people joined for excitement, Zhang Yanping finally used his trump card:

"If the livestream gets shut down, this batch won't be sold online, it'll all be sent directly."

"Everyone, speak carefully!"

With these words, the comments instantly quieted down.

After thinking about it, he messaged Song Tan:

"How to sell this tea?"

Song Tan thought for a bit: "Selling to Borderlands doesn't make much money, so anti-moisture paper bag packaging, a bag of 25 grams only costs 60 yuan."

25g lasts long, and excluding labor and transportation costs, it indeed isn't profitable.

While Zhang Yanping knew what to do, he straightforwardly asked: "How much online?"

Originally, he could set the price, but given the earlier chaos, Zhang Yanping suspected he'd set it slightly higher—indeed, personal revenge is simple!

Thus, he left it to Song Tan.

Song Tan hadn't set prices for a while, thought it over: "A bag of 25 grams, just 99 yuan."

This price at Lao Song's family is cheaper than their refreshing tea, since refreshing tea is sold per bag, and this one lasts long. Zhang Yanping got excited:

"Great!"

He eagerly approached Qiaoqiao's livestream camera, fearing being checked through the network, so he didn't show his face, only excitedly announced—

"Come on, the prices for Mugwort Tea and Yuxing Grass Tea you wanted are out now!"

He felt he'd successfully diverted the topic, but unfortunately, the netizens weren't buying it—

[What's the price good for? Can we possibly not buy it?]

[Exactly! Clearly, the gang boss is nervous because the internet police are here, trying to use goods to shut us up]

[Makes sense! Come, I have a big mouth, shut mine first.]

[Price isn't the problem, at least let me grab it!]

[Stop quoting, just sell directly if you will.]

[Exactly! The police are here, why not hurry and sell to prove your innocence]

[Big brother! Don't be afraid! We'll back you if they check your credentials]

[Big brother, don't worry! If selling too little is a crime, I'm willing to take the fall for you! Just give me a piece daily]

[Internet Police: ...Okay, key surveillance]

The tables have turned, Zhang Yanping used to make everyone crave, now he's troubled by the comments.

Fortunately, after dealing with netizens so often, what kind of comments hasn't he seen! Internet police, if they grab the goods, they'll still be Lao Song's loyal fans!

Thinking of this, Zhang Yanping gained confidence: "Come on, listen to my quote—this time, if you don't buy, you really slap your thigh until it's blue!"

[Mugwort Tea and Yuxing Grass Tea, no matter which you buy, all for 99 yuan a bag!]