Hello, Ms. Funina

Chapter 18



Momang Palace.

The girl with the blue and white jellyfish head pushed aside the vegetation in the flowerpot, pouting and frowning.

Behind her, there was an overturned chair, a dismantled lamp, and scattered books on the bookshelf...

"Huh? Strange, I clearly remember it was here, how come it's gone?"

Funina scratched her head and straightened her hat.

What is this Fontaine water god doing?

Why did he want to tear down the house for no reason?

It turned out that Funina's pocket money was not enough recently.

Although Vilet would open a 100,000 Mora pocket money bill for Funina every month, it is well known that the Mora currency inflation in the continent of Teyvat is very terrible.

100,000 Mora might have been a very large number two or three hundred years ago, but now it can only buy a dozen small cakes at most, and they are the most ordinary ones.

The top desserts like Proustis, Thousand Spirits Mousse, Colorful Macarons, and Golden Egg Tarts that Funina likes to eat are ridiculously expensive!

But, but! This is not the most important thing.

The key is that the nobles in these desserts are limited!

Think of her, the water god of Fontaine, who needs to get up early every day to queue up.

Alas~ Life is not easy, Fu Fu sighed.

Sometimes Funina thought, if there was someone who could make small cakes for her.

It would be best if that person was a super chef who was proficient in all the dishes of the Seven Kingdoms, so that she could eat freshly baked small cakes every morning when she got up.

And that person must understand her, know what she wants to eat every morning, and make her happy in various ways.

Well... Another important point is that the person should be of high appearance, just like Villette. Funina does not require that person to be very good-looking or handsome, just to make her eyes pleasing when eating small cakes.

However, Funina knew that she was just making a wish.

How could there be someone who is proficient in the cooking of the Seven Kingdoms, considerate, and extremely handsome in reality?

Wake up, Funina! Although there is everything in the dream, the reality is inevitable.

It is more reliable to find the small treasury of Violet than to find an all-round pastry chef.

"Humph! Violet, you are so good, you actually hid a small treasury behind my back. I will take all your private money away!"

Funina was so excited that she was about to take off when she thought that she would add another small sum of money.

This was also thanks to Funina's boredom before. While Violet was out handling work, she rummaged around in Violet's office and accidentally found Mora sandwiched in a book.

It was that unexpected gain that opened the door to treasure hunting for Funina.

Specially looking for Violet's treasure.

Hey~ I, Funina, am such a genius!

As Funina went deeper into the treasure hunt, her body was lifted into the air without her noticing.

Funina [floated] up!

Suddenly, she felt a suffocating feeling as if she was wearing a sweater backwards, as if someone was strangling her.

Funina immediately struggled, waving her hands vigorously and kicking her feet like a frog jumping.

"Ah! Help me—I'm going to be happy, I'm going to be happy!"

Hearing this, the person behind her put Funina down.

Her little leather shoes stepped on the solid ground, and an unprecedented sense of security enveloped Funina's heart.

Sure enough, it was more reassuring to step on the ground.

After returning to the ground, Funina found a sense of security and turned around to look at the bad guy who had lifted her up like a chicken.

"Who is it? Do you know that scaring people can kill you... Violet? Why, why is it you... No, what a coincidence, hahaha..."

Funina's angry expression immediately turned into embarrassment, guilt, and luck after she saw the person behind her.

"What a coincidence, I actually met you in Momang Palace... Oh, Violet, aren't you meeting guests? How are you, have you dealt with everything?"

"If not, go to work quickly. You know, there are so many things in Fontaine that need you to deal with."

Funina urged Violet to return to work, trying to use Violet's sense of responsibility to morally blackmail him to leave.

However, Violet just crossed his arms and looked down at Funina.

The pair of eyes as bright as the aurora stared at Funina without emotion, making Funina feel uneasy.

"Uh, then, then Violet, what are you doing, why are you looking at me like that?"

Funina subconsciously took a step back, she felt that her treasure hunt game had been discovered by the real owner.

"Ms. Funina, what are you doing?"

Vilet said in a calm toneasked quietly.

"Uh, what, what am I doing... I, I am, I am... inspecting the room, yes! I am inspecting the room."

"Yeah, as you can see, I am inspecting every room in the Mo Mang Palace normally, in case there are people with bad intentions hiding in the Mo Mang Palace."

Funina put her hands on her hips and nodded, as if she was convinced by her own excuse.

"Really? So, you inspected the room where I took a nap? Ms. Funina."

The look in Violet's eyes became more and more scary.

"Ahahaha, so isn't this a coincidence? Violet, your room is well decorated, which decorations are used? Uh, that... I'll leave right away, right away."

Noticing that the air pressure around Violet was becoming more and more oppressive, and the sky outside the window was also covered with dark clouds, Funina hurriedly prepared to yo-yo.

"Ms. Funina, when did you find out?"

Vilet suddenly asked a question that made no sense.

Others might not understand what Violet meant, but the guilty Funina knew it very well.

The real boss is here to settle the score!

"Uh, hehe, not long, not long, just three or four months."

Funina raised a finger and shook it, saying.

"...So how much did you find?"

Violet gradually lost hope.

"Hey, hehe, just a few million Mora..."

Violet: I want to die.

The small treasury he had accumulated for hundreds of years was actually depleted by Funina by one thousandth!

This is too terrible.

These are all his retirement money, which he uses to support himself in his old age.

"No wonder you have been eating desserts like Proustis during this period, which turned out to be bought with my money."

"Uh, don't be sad, Violet, in fact, as long as you give me all my money, I will not touch your small treasury."

Funina comforted.

However, the effect is not very good.

"Really? I don't believe it."

Then Villette activated [Dragon King's Overlook].

"Then I can only use your little treasury. I remember there seems to be some in the gap between the curtains..."

"Stop it!"

That day, the staff of Mo Mang Palace seemed to hear the indescribable scream of the Dragon King.


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