Going In Almost Completely Blind

Chapter 146: Chapter 146: Maid To Serve, And Maid To Fight!: Catering To The Public On The Side, At Cafe Mew Mew! (Part 2)



"Hello there viewers...Zachary here...So viewers, before I proceed forward with this particular chapter...and like always viewers...a chapter recap is in order first...now then viewers...let us begin the chapter recap now, okay?"

Date: April 27, 2002

Okay, so since the last chapter. And after he had been shocked pretty severely, as well as several times by Misaka. Quiche had then chose to flee the scene. Which was probably done, because like Pluie, Aquelda, and the rest of Raindevila's henchman. And also along with the rest of the villains rogues gallery.

Which Angel Bluebell, Wedding Peach, Angel Lily, Angel Daisy, Angel Salvia, Limone, Eternal Sailor Moon, Super Sailor Mercury, Super Sailor Mars, Super Sailor Jupiter, Super Sailor Venus, Super Sailor Saturn, Super Sailor Uranus, Super Sailor Neptune, Super Sailor Pluto, Tuxedo Mask, Sakura, me, Li, Kero, Yue, Misaka, Keiko, Kuroko, Mitsuko Kongo, Touma Kamijou, Sugiita Gunha, Misaki Shokuhou, Belldandy, Urd, Skuld, Lieutenant Rukia Kuchiki, Lieutenant Renji Abarai, Captain Toshiro Hitsugaya, Lieutenant Rangiku Matsumoto, Former Gotei 13 Captain Yoruichi Shihouin, Captain Kenpachi Zaraki, 3rd Seat Ikkaku Madarame, Lieutenant Yachiru Kusajishi, and Captain Byakuya Kuchiki, had all gone and fought against, and had done so, on more then one occasion.

But, nothing could have even remotely prepared me, Keiko, or Shinko, for what was currently taking place. Well not exactly, but what I actually mean by this was...well...

"You've got to be kidding me right?! I mean surely you must be?! No, in fact, heck no! There is absolutely no way that you make me wear that!" Shinko had just proceeded to say to one Ryou Shirogane. A 15 year old, with tan skin, as well as blond hair. He was also tall, had aqua blue eyes. And from what I could see, he was exactly the same, as the Tokyo Mew Mew anime had shown him in regards to his appearance.

And, both he and Ichigo, for those who don't already know, both had what was called a Mew mark. Which is a type of mark, that is a sort of brand, that is to show that they are a Mew Mew. And as for Ryou's Mew mark? Well from what I knew from the anime, was on the side of his neck. But at the moment, it was currently covered with the collar of his shirt. 

And as it just so happened, Ryou was the owner of the one and only Cafe Mew Mew. Which was basically a maid cafe, which was used to hide the the secrecy that was the Mew Project. Which was the project that had turned Ichigo into Mew Ichigo.

But, on the subject of Ryou, he had just told Shinko, along with Misaka, me, Sakura, Momoko, and Keiko that we would be wearing maid outfits, as well as helping to cater to the customers at Cafe Mew Mew.

But, as of this current moment, we were the only ones that were currently in the Tokyo Mew Mew anime canon timeline. Well, that any of currently knew of at the current moment. But, this was something, that could very well not wind up being the case. In fact, we would be meeting up with a few of our allies in a couple hours time from this current moment. But, more on that in a little bit.

And as for why Shinko was currently still so upset...

"But you have to hear me out Shinko, as I think that you would look quite cute in a maid outfit. And besides..." Ryou tried to speak up to Shinko in response, only for her to then try, and then proceed to cut him off mid statement, in what was the most polite way that she could currently muster.

Which given her currently peeved sort of mood, from what I could currently see. Was the very same politeness of hers, that she was now starting to lose quite quickly.

But, as she was about to learn...

"Shinko, I am honestly finding it quite hard to understand exactly why you have a problem with wearing that maid outfit," Keiko now proceeded to speak up to her with. Which, upon hearing Shinko say this. I then noticed, that she then briefly turn to her, in order to try and ask her exactly what it was that she meant by her saying this.

"Wait a sec Keiko, you're okay with wearing that?" Shinko now proceeded to ask Keiko, with a now completely small comedic sort of small eyed and shocked looking expression, now present on her face.

"Yes Shinko, I am. As this isn't the only time, in which I have had to wear a maid outfit like that one. In fact Shinko, me and Misaka, have had to wear similar maid outfits, during every single one of Tokiwadai Middle Schools Summer Festivals. Isn't that right Misaka?" Keiko now proceeded to say to Shinko, with a very knowing, and closed eyes smile, currently present on her face.

This was true, as from what I knew from watching the first season of A Certain Scientific Railgun. Misaka indeed had had to wear a maid outfit, during Tokiwadai Middle Schools Midsummer Festival. And also, she had had to perform a violin solo, which in the case of her and Keiko, was actually a violin duet. Which from what I remember from the episode, the song was actually the season one opening song to A Certain Scientific Railgun, which was 'Only My Railgun,' by fripSide.

And quite strangely, Keiko and Misaka, weren't the only ones that were okay with wearing the Cafe Mew Mew maid outfits. As, with this now in mind, I then proceeded to speak up as well. As a way to attempt to further convince Shinko, that wearing a maid outfit, or in my case a butler outfit, was something that wasn't as big of a deal, as she was currently making it out to be.

"I am with Keiko on this one Shinko. As like Keiko and Misaka, me and Sakura, have also had experience with wearing such outfits. Which in case you viewers need some context. During one of the episodes of the Star Card arc of Going In Almost Completely Blind, me and Sakura, had been part of a maid cafe at Tomoeda Elementary School. Mind you, Sakura was wearing a maid outfit, and me a butler outfit. So yes Shinko, it would seem that you and Momoko. No offense intended by the way Momoko. But it seems that both you and Momoko, are the only ones that don't have any sort of past experience with wearing these types of outfits. Which again Momoko, I don't mean any sort of offense regarding you in this particular conversation," I proceeded to say. And while I had proceeded, while I had been saying this particular statement. I had briefly turned my attention, slightly to the right of me, in order to briefly address the viewers.

And as for Momoko, she didn't wind up taking any offense to my statement. Which was a relief, to both me and Shinko. But, as for Shinko's particular response on this statement of mine that I had just said...

"Well I guess it would be alright then. As me and Momoko, also sort of have a bit of experience with this sort of thing. I mean after all viewers, I have transformed dozens of times into my usual armored battle outfit, over the course of this fanfic. So it is only natural here viewers...that I..." Shinko proceeded to say, only for someone else, to now proceed to interject once again, into her current fourth wall break.

Which not surprisingly, had now caused a sweatdrop to slowly form, and then slowly make its way down one side of my face.

"Hey Shinko?...You're doing it again...*Keiko proceeds to say this to Shinko with a sweatdrop of her own, and a similar small eyed expression to the one that Shinko had recently shown. The only difference is that it is a sort of mischievous looking small eyed sort of expression. Similar to the expression that Hinagiku Tomano had made in a previous chapter of the Going In Completely Blind fanfic*"

And not surprisingly...

"And you're one to be talking about having somewhat lengthy fourth wall breaks Keiko!...As don't you also have this exact same issue with your fourth wall breaks?" Shinko now proceeded to say back to Keiko. And she had said this, with a now similarly looking mischievous small eyed sort of expression, present on her face as well.

And with regard to Keiko's pretty much valid response given the current situation...

"And I am still currently working on fixing that Shinko!...You know, that was a very low blow coming from you by the way!...And mind you, that wasn't even in the back...that was in the face...And yes viewers...that was a little bit of Amazon Prime's: The Grand Tour humor for you all...courtesy of one Richard Hammond...Oh, and remember viewers...rear wheel drive is best, because as Richard Hammond himself once said...It is so you don't see the tree that kills you...*Keiko proceeds to say this, only for Shinko to now proceed to start to giggle quite audibly. Which not surprisingly, was then followed by her turning Keiko attention to Shinko, with a very visible tickmark, now present on her face. Which was something that I really didn't blame her at all for exhibiting at the current moment*...What's so damn funny Shinko!? Would you please care to tell me, what exactly it is, that you seem to currently find so damn funny?!"

"I mean, you're kidding right Keiko?...You can't even get Richard Hammond's quote from that episode of Top Gear right!...And I should know viewers...as I said this very same statement back in 'chapter 38: Running In Top Gear!: Angel Saliva, The Lone Wolf Love Angel!'...And as for the proper way to say that quote of Hammond's viewers...for those who haven't read that particular chapter...for possibly having skimmed through it...It is said as...'Now remember, oversteer is best, because you don't see the tree that kills you.'...And that Keiko, is the proper way to say that quote...So Keiko, if you're going to say it, then at least say it right...As you did look like quite the immense lumpty when you said it...*Shinko now proceeds to quickly clear her throat, before then proceeding to continue to address the viewers*...But anyway viewers...this now marks the end of this particular chapter...and we will be getting right back into the action, in the next chapter...So viewers...with this now very much fresh on all of your minds...we all look forward to seeing you in the next chapter...okay?...*Shinko proceeds to say this, while smiling, with both of her eyes closed*"

"O-okay...well that was something...wasn't it viewers?...Anyway...as Shinko herself had just said to all of you viewers...both me and her, look forward to seeing you both in the next chapter...so viewers...see you there...okay?"

And now that the chapter recap is now done. We will now proceed right into the current chapter.

Date: April 28, 2002

Okay, so proceeding into the next day. And into the current situation...

"My, don't you look cute in your maid outfit," A male customer that Keiko had just finished taking their order had just said to her. Which surprisingly, since I noticed that Keiko had not been expecting it, she had now proceeded to lightly blush. And I did find this to be sort of cute...

"And for the record viewers...Oh right sorry...Zachary here viewers...But anyway, as I am sure I have said, as well as Shinko and Keiko at times throughout these three fanfics...none of the three of us are going to have any love interests whatsoever...and yes, that is not even one word of a lie either...I mean, surely you must've realized this fact viewers...since I am sure that Shinko, had said this at quite an immense length back in chapter two of Going In Completely Blind...Which believe it or not viewers...she had...But anyway, let me stop rambling for the current moment...and just have us get back to the chapter now...So then viewers...shall we?"

"O-oh...well thank you..." Keiko had then proceeded to somewhat nervously say back to them in response. And as for the cute maid outfit, that the customer said that she looked in? Well it was a light blue colored maid outfit. With a white apron, that was similar in style to the maid outfits, that her and Misaka, had worn during the most recent Summer Festival at Tokiwadai Middle School back in 'Chapter 13: The Two Tokiwadai Aces, The Tokiwadai School Festival, And The Violin Duet' of the A Certain Scientific Pair Of Railgun Aces fanfic.

And as for me and Sakura? Well, I was currently wearing a dark blue butler outfit. And as for Sakura? Well she was wearing a pink colored maid outfit. That just so happened to be similar to the one that she had worn in a previous chapter of this fanfic.

But thankfully, and unlike back then, Kuroko wasn't currently here to try any of her perverted antics on her regarding her maid outfit. But not surprisingly, well to me anyway...

"Man, I really was right...this butler outfit that I'm wearing, really doesn't feel that awkward at all...I mean if I'm honest, that is sort of to be expected...since me and Sakura did wear similar outfits like these in a previous chapter...But anyway viewers...I now seem to be waffling a bit here...So, what do you say that we now get back to the chapter and current situation at hand...okay?" I thought to myself. Which as usual during this thought of mine, and similar previous thoughts. I had briefly turned my attention, slightly to the right of me, in order to briefly address the viewers. And I had also done this, while smiling with both of my eyes closed, and my head, tilted to one side, in a very cute looking manner.

But anyway, getting back to the current situation...

"So Keiko, how are things going?" Ichigo proceeded to ask, as she walked up to Keiko, in order to check how things were going with me as a maid at Cafe Mew Mew.

"It's going very well Ichigo, thanks for asking," Keiko proceeded to say to Ichigo in response. Which I had noticed that Keiko had said this response of hers, while she had proceeded to briefly smile with both of her eyes closed.

But, with regard to others who were having a bit more difficulty...

"Oopsie, sorry about that..." The unmistakable voice of one Momoko Hanasaki now proceeded to say. Which she had said with a bit of nervous tone to her voice.

"Sis...no offense...but you really need to be a tad bit more attentive with carrying all of those dishes back to the kitchen..." I now heard Shinko proceed to say to Momoko. As Momoko had just dropped a couple of the dishes that she had been taking back to the kitchen. And not surprisingly, they had all hit the floor, and had shattered into several fractured and jagged pieces.

And not surprisingly...

"Well, at least Momoko means well...But still, I am really not at all that surprised that she and Shinko seem to be having the most trouble with serving as maids...as both of them don't have the experience, that Keiko, Misaka, me, and Sakura have...But viewers...it is both the effort, and also the thought that counts here...Because as long as you try your best..." I then proceeded to think to myself. Which was once again followed, during me having this thought. I had once again briefly turned my attention, slightly to the right of me in order to briefly address the viewers.

And this was then followed, by yet another crashing sound was heard. As a couple more dishes had now proceeded to hit the floor and shatter into several more broken and jagged pieces. Only this time, it was Shinko, and not Momoko, that had caused this to happen.

And upon letting out yet another big sigh, and then turning my attention over to Misaka and Keiko. Who at the moment, had just finished taking a customers order. And after Keiko, had briefly smiled with both of her eyes closed. I once again had another thought...

"Well...at least we can consider this a sort of brief break from having to fight against Crowley...Which unfortunately, I don't exactly know where he currently is hiding at the moment...And why do I think, that this very fact...Is probably going to wind up forcing us all to travel through many different forms and dimensions of media...Until we finally do wind up finding him...And yes viewers...you read that part of my thought right...As these three fanfics, are actually nowhere even remotely close to being done with...I mean after all viewers...This was somewhat planned from the very start...As due to this, with the exception of a few forms of media, for obvious reasons...some due to a...*ahem*...big brand cartoon mouse...and others...because of less obvious reasons...that I won't be going into...But anyway viewers...this does mean, that you can all look forward to these three fanfics, being progressed for many more possible years to come...But viewers...this now marks the end of this particular chapter...But for now viewers...I will be seeing you all in the next chapter...okay?" I thought to myself. Which was once again followed, during me having this thought. I had once again briefly turned my attention, slightly to the right of me in order to briefly address the viewers.

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