Chapter 340 Taste My Booger! (Seeking A Silver Ticket!)
Su Ze now, seeing this thing, feels a burst of fear!
This...
Nima's!
What the hell is this!
You let me... eat this?
Please, is there any mistake!
The one you just pulled out of your crotch?
Can I eat it?
Dirty again!
It stinks again!
And fishy!
If you eat this thing, you will die!
"No way!"
"I will not eat!"
You quickly take it aside!
"No! Old Su!"
"I'm thinking of you too!"
"bring it on!"
"You just accept my kindness!"
"please!"
Xu Haolong seemed a little embarrassed to see his brother, a little shy!
So he stepped forward and tried to feed this fruit into Su Ze's mouth!
"Come on, open your mouth!"
"Fuck, what do you want to do!"
Seeing this, Su Ze quickly ran to the side as if fleeing for his life!
What international joke?
He doesn't want to be the first person to be poisoned to death for eating a devil fruit!
"well!"
"Aaron! You'd better keep it for yourself!"
"I don't think I need to!"
Suddenly, Su Ze turned his head and said very solemnly:
"You have to know that the person who needs the most combat power here is yourself!"
"do you know?"
"You need to quickly improve your strength now, so that you can protect yourself at the critical moment!"
"Because, when we arrive at the battlefield, the situation will change rapidly!"
"At that time, Zhuang Zhou and I will definitely not be able to guarantee that we can protect you all the time!"
"So, if you eat this fruit now, this is the most correct choice!"
"You can quickly become stronger now, this is what Zhuang Zhou and I hope to see now!"
"You mean it? Brother Zhuang Zhou?"
Speaking of this, Su Ze gave Zhuang Zhou who was not far away a hint with his eyes!
Its meaning seems to be saying: Brother save me!
And Zhuang Zhou is also smart, he immediately understood, and then immediately nodded and said!
"Right! That's right! That's right!"
"Brother Su is very right!"
"Brother Xu Haolong, I think it's better for you to eat this fruit yourself!"
"You really don't have to worry!"
"Brother Su and I don't need this fruit anymore!"
"real!"
"It's true!"
"Forehead..."
"OK then..."
Listening to Lao Su and Zhuang Zhou giving in to each other.
Xu Haolong had no choice but to shake his head helplessly!
well!
Since neither of them ate it, he had no choice but to swallow this precious fruit!
But brother Su, what he said is also very reasonable!
If I go to Marin Fando with this posture now, maybe I will be in danger and die the fastest!
And if something unexpected happened at that time, Lao Su and Zhuang Zhou didn't have time to take care of themselves.
It is very likely that I will leave this world quietly like this!
So, when that time comes, no one will come to rescue him again!
After thinking about the current situation, Xu Haolong felt that eating it himself was indeed the best solution!
Well, that being the case.
He took a serious look at the black devil fruit in his hand, which was full of his own taste, and it seemed to be ready to go!
In the end, Xu Haolong directly sent it into his mouth with one hand!
As the saying goes, deep feelings, a mouthful of boredom!
Xu Haolong swallowed it, and before he even had time to taste the taste of this fruit, he was directly involved in his stomach!
Um!
fragrant!
It smells so good!
Just swallowing, without chewing, the fragrance is already on the lips and teeth!
That fruit is all the fragrance of my crotch!
This made Xu Haolong have endless aftertaste!
He couldn't figure it out.
Why would Lao Su have a reason to refuse such a delicious delicacy?
How could he refuse so categorically?
This is really one of the top ten unsolved mysteries in the world!
It's really puzzling!
…
And the other side.
After witnessing Xu Haolong swallowing this fruit with his own eyes, Su Ze finally let out a long sigh of relief!
"call!"
"Finally solved!"
fine!
The big man finally ate this thing!
Otherwise...
It is very possible that I will really taste that frightening taste today!
That smell, tsk tsk, I can't imagine it!
It must make life worse than death, right?
Fear!
Su Ze was terrified!
At this point, he didn't continue to speak until he witnessed Xu Haolong patting his belly with his hands:
"Oh, by the way, Aaron."
"I forgot to tell you one thing."
"whats the matter?"
Xu Haolong hiccupped at this time, thinking that Lao Su was going to regret it!
"Could it be...you..."
"No way! Old Su!"
"I...I've already eaten this thing!"
"You won't... suddenly regret it again?"
"This...how can this be done!"
"How about...I spit it out for you to eat now?"
"Fortunately, I didn't chew with my mouth just now! There should be a chance!"
"Because I haven't digested that thing yet, old Su, hurry up, kick me in the stomach!"
"I'm going to spit that thing out and feed it to you!"
"Hurry up, hurry up! Brother!"
Su Ze: "...?"
"...Uh, that's not what I meant."
Facing Xu Haolong's exaggerated realization at this time, Su Ze's face darkened, and he was completely speechless!
This guy...
Why is the brain circuit different from normal people...?
"You still...don't spit it out!"
"Actually, I mean..."
"If you eat this devil fruit now, I can also get your ability!"
"What?"
"What... what...!"
"Old Su... you say you!"
"Can you copy my ability?!"
Hearing this, Xu Haolong is no longer calm!
He felt that he heard the most terrifying and shockingly absurd thing in this world!
"Old Su... Tell me, can you obtain my fruit ability?"
"You're right?"
"Exactly."
"How could I be wrong?"
At this time, Su Ze spoke in an unhurried manner, without any intention of lying!
"Let me tell you."
"In fact, I already have the ability of a devil fruit!"
"And, my ability is still the kind that can copy other people's devil fruit abilities!"
"So say it, Aaron!"
"You just need to develop your devil fruit ability now, and then wait for me to absorb your ability and you're done!"
"It's that simple!"
"Do you understand?"
"Forehead..."
After Xu Haolong heard this, his mind was a little dazed!
But then, he quickly reacted!
"what!"
"Trench!"
"Old Su, you have such an awesome devil fruit ability, you didn't say it earlier!"
Now that he figured it out, he jumped up excitedly!
It turned out that everything I was worried about just now was all superfluous!
Old Su...has the strongest devil fruit ability in the world!
copy!
Damn, that's copying!
Thinking about it is terrifying!
If this thing copied thousands of devil fruit abilities, wouldn't it be invincible all over the world!
Ah no, it's fighting all over the world, and the opponent doesn't dare to fight back at all!
It is simply an existence at the level of defying the sky!
Copy fruit!
Niubi!
"That's great, old Su!"
"I see!"
"I'll see what my fruit ability is right now!"
After having Lao Su's words as a reassurance.
Xu Haolong digested the fruit in his stomach with his heart, and then there was a "cuckoo" sound in his stomach!
He also wants to see what kind of novelty his fruit ability will be!
Soon, with the continuous "grunt" sound coming from his stomach.
He, Xu Haolong, is about to officially become a devil fruit ability holder!
The burning sensation in his abdomen quickly spread all over his body!
Xu Haolong felt that he now felt rejuvenated!
"It's coming, it's coming!"
"I can feel that my power is continuously coming up!"
"Wuhu, take off!"
He is now shouting excitedly, as happy as a 250-year-old child!
Su Ze watched it with gusto!
"Oh?"
"Fruit ability, are you going to start awakening?"
Zhuang Zhou and him watched quietly, looking forward to Xu Haolong's next move!
Looking at the appearance of this big guy, they think that this guy must acquire some extraordinary ability, right?
Because right now, this kid is smoking thick and hot smoke all over his body, he looks like a powder keg is about to explode!
And this scene also made Su Ze and the two of them take a few steps back vigilantly, for fear of something unexpected happening!
And, at this moment, Xu Haolong raised his head to the sky and let out a roar, it seemed that he had successfully awakened!
"Hum hum!"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!"
"boom!"
Suddenly, a red ripple of energy spread to Kunpeng's entire back!
Although this breath did not pose any real threat to Su Ze and Zhuang Zhou.
However, the appearance of this ripple is enough to prove that Xu Haolong's current fruit ability can be regarded as a formal awakening success!
Another surprise call came!
Xu Haolong waved at the two of them, signaling them to hurry over!
"Hey, Old Su, hurry up and take a look!"
"I made it, I made it!"
"I finally succeeded in awakening my fruit ability!"
"Hahahahaha!"
The two walked over following the sound, only to see that Xu Haolong suddenly stuffed his hand into his nostril, and then slammed it hard again!
The picture is so beautiful!
It is recommended to play mosaic!
A huge lump of booger was dug out from between his nose!
Afterwards, Xu Haolong seemingly casually threw the booger towards the sea below Kunpeng's back!
The booger disappeared into the sky and the earth at once, because its volume is too small, most people can't see it at all!
And after a few minutes of the appointment...
The sea area below was directly blasted out with a mushroom cloud!
The loud bang continued, and the sky trembled for three minutes!
During this process, Su Ze and Zhuang Zhou didn't say a word for a long time!
The two of them just stood there motionless, like wooden figures, completely petrified!
The two of them are still in disbelief!
This Xu Haolong awakened, what kind of b thing is it!
what is this?
What the hell is this!
He just... dug a bunch of booger out, right?
And then... he also sniffed and finally popped the booger into the sea...
Then, the sea exploded!
This... this, this, this...!
What is this hook 8 devil fruit!
unbelievable!
This ability is too heaven defying!
"Hey, what are you two doing standing still?"
"You guys are talking!"
"Hello?"
"how?"
"My fruit ability is not bad! Hehehe!"
Seeing that the two people in front of him had not spoken, Xu Haolong naturally felt a little anxious!
And what he is anxious about now is naturally wanting to get answers and affirmations from the two of them!
He just wanted to see if the two were still satisfied with his devil fruit ability!
So, finally.
Su Ze and Zhuang Zhou reacted after a few more minutes of brain buffering!
They all looked at Xu Haolong's hand that held the booger just now, and asked in unbelief:
"You... your ability, what exactly is it?"
Faced with the curious and vigilant questions of the two veterans, Xu Haolong scratched his head in embarrassment, and said with an apologetic and smirk:
"Hey...hey!"
"I haven't thought of a name yet!"
"However, this fruit ability..."
"In my opinion, it's really quite simple!"
"I call my devil fruit ability: Booger Big Bang!!"
"As long as the booger I squeeze out of my nose, it will become a miniature dynamite!"
"And, this explosive will explode under the control of my mind!"
"Oh, right!"
"Don't underestimate the power of this explosive after it explodes!"
"Let me tell you!"
"This booger bomb is a hundred times, a thousand times stronger than the junk shells in the Navy headquarters!"
"You all saw that mushroom cloud just now!"
"That's my first masterpiece!"
"Haha, how is it? Great!"
"It's not over yet!"
"I figured I could make a much more powerful bomb if I prepared properly!"
"At that time, I will go to the battlefield of Marlin Vanduo with you, and I will have more combat power and confidence!"
"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!"
"Great! I actually used it!"
"Old Su, you are right!"
"I still have to eat this fruit myself!"
"If I hadn't eaten, I... definitely wouldn't be able to fight at all!"
"Now it's a perfect ending. When the time comes, I can help you all on Kunpeng's back!"
"When the time comes, you will fight against the navy below, and I will come to the sky to help you throw your boogers and carry out a surprise attack!"
"Haha! It's exciting just thinking about it!"
"The three of us really cooperate with each other!"
"Having said so much, I've also decided on a name for this devil fruit of mine!"
"Why don't we call it, the fruit of the explosion of human secretions!"
"..."
The scene suddenly fell into silence!
After a long time, someone finally said the first sentence!
"Forehead..."
"this..."
"..."
After listening to Xu Haolong's speech, Su Ze and Zhuang Zhou were speechless!
This guy... I'm afraid he's going to start saying some weird things again!
Ah, no, he has already said all those words!
In other words, his fruit ability... is also a bit weird!
I really don't understand why!
"Booger can turn into a bomb...what a strange ability..."
At this time, Su Ze stared at Xu Haolong's simple and honest eyes, and couldn't help but smile in his heart!
This guy... what a wonder!
The best of the best!
And when Xu Haolong saw Lao Su staring at him, he suddenly realized something!
"That's right! Old Su!"
"Didn't you say that your devil fruit ability...is duplication?"
"quick!"
"Now, copy my fruit ability and experience it, and see if it feels good?"
"Let me tell you, I had a blast picking my booger!"
"The kind that is about to turn the world upside down!"
"I never knew that booger picking... could be so cool haha!"
"Quick! Hurry up and try!"
"Try it and you'll love it right away!"
"Oh no, I think it's better to forget it!"
After watching Xu Haolong's "wonderful performance" just now.
Su Ze suddenly lost interest in his wonderful fruit!
He even had the urge to escape from this strange devil fruit!
However, Xu Haolong still wants him to copy the ability of this devil fruit?
Sorry, that doesn't exist!
Of course Su Ze chose to flatly refuse!
There is no other reason.
The main reason is that picking his nose is completely unacceptable to him!
Just imagine, if he came to the center of the battlefield, everyone would focus on him...
Then, at this critical moment, he pinched his nose with his hand, then dug out a pile of booger, and bounced it onto someone else's face by the way...!
If you want others to see this, what will others say?
The enemy is okay, what if it is someone you know?
Don't ask the question of whether other people will laugh on the spot.
Just because Su Ze made such a shameful gesture, he already felt it! I almost died socially!
Nima, what a shame!
He definitely can't learn this!
Therefore, he categorically rejects Xu Haolong's fruit ability!
He really can't handle such a coquettish fruit!
Perhaps, only a Xiuer like Xu Haolong can properly develop and grasp the true power of this fruit?
In short, the current Su Ze is completely unlucky!
And the other side.
After seeing his good brother categorically rejected his fruit ability, Xu Haolong felt sad and expressed his great pity!
"what!"
"why!"
"Why!"
"Old Su, why are you doing this!"
"We have such a good fruit ability, why do you refuse!"
"Believe me, if you copy my ability, you will definitely fall in love with it!"
"Copy it once, if you can't buy it, you will lose money, if you buy it, you won't be fooled!"
"We are innocent here, and we are only responsible for selling the most perfect devil fruit!"
"What are you waiting for?"
"It's better to act than to be excited, hurry up and snap up!"
"Hey, picking boogers is really cool!"
"...No, I refuse."
Su Ze still chose to reject Xu Haolong's kindness!
No matter what the big man in front of him said, he didn't want to experience the feeling of this fruit!
Even if the explosive power of this fruit is really impressive!
Su Ze also doesn't want to know about digging, what's so refreshing about boogers!
And Zhuang Zhou, who was watching the play, suppressed his smile, for fear that he would burst into laughter if he was not careful!
This big guy is so much fun!
Not only the fruit ability is unexpected, but so is this guy's personality!
Could it be...is this the legendary Xiang Yousheng...?
Because he's a weirdo...
So, a devil fruit that was originally normal, also because of the change of Devourer's mentality?
Thus practicing a different kind of mutated fruit?
This idea is a bit metaphysical, so it is still open to debate!
"Brother Su, why don't you just eat it! Haha!"
"I'm still looking forward to the way you pick your nose later!"
Zhuang Zhou is not too serious to watch the excitement now, he just wants to give Su Ze some "encouragement"!
"Depend on!"
"Zhuang Zhou, you die!"
Seeing that the situation at this time has become more and more anxious.
If this continues, he may really be forced to copy this fruit!
Therefore, Su Ze wanted to quickly change the topic and say something else, in order to distract Xu Haolong's attention!
But what's going on in his mind now is the shadow of that lump of booger that Aaron just threw away!
So he subconsciously, a little bit in a daze, said some topics that are still related to this booger devil fruit!
"I said Aaron..."
"Your fruit should not be fully developed yet..."
"Ah, what do you mean?"
At this time, Xu Haolong still wanted to share his fruit ability with his good brother Lao Su.
However, after hearing Lao Su's words, he also started to think seriously!
"Listen to you...it seems to be the case..."
"So, do you have any good suggestions?"
"No, I just wanted to ask..."
"I..."
Seeing that this guy seemed to be diverting his attention, Su Ze knew that this method was finally working, so he hurriedly continued to talk nonsense:
"I think, based on your preliminary judgment, your ability should be able to create bombs by picking your nose!"
"However, I suddenly feel that it is not so simple!"
"First of all, your booger is a secretion of the human body, so it must be waste!"
"And this kind of secretion, of course, is not only found in the nose!"
"Earwax in the ears, eyewax in the eyes, including harmful substances secreted from the skin all over the body, these should be counted!"
"And if you pull out all these things and pop them out again, will it have the same effect as your booger?"
When Su Ze said this, Xu Haolong immediately took out the earwax from his ears, and then happily flicked it out!
Unexpectedly, what Su Ze said... really came true for this kid!
That lump of earwax, which looked unattractive, actually exploded at the sea level below a few minutes later!
With this new discovery, Xu Haolong is just like Columbus who discovered the New World, his whole body is excited and full of energy!