Global Evolution: I Super Double Up on my evolution

And at that moment, Li Changxiao, whose IQ seemed almost reset to zero, came charging over, his speech slurred.

"Count Salt! Count Salt! Count Salt!" he shouted as he sprinted toward Su Yan, windmilling his arms as if they were Flaming Wheels.

Upon hearing this, Su Yan couldn't maintain his composure, and the corner of his mouth twitched slightly. Su Yan counts salt? What in the world? I might as well be Su Yike counting one thing, Su Erke counting two things, and Su Sanke counting three things! Su Yan ranted furiously in his mind.

The very next second, Shilezhi's Li Changxiao had already reached Su Yan and threw a punch straight at his forehead. At the same time, he shouted, "Count Salt, take this—True Hengda Ice Fist!"

This punch carried immense momentum! Accompanied by a terrifying blood-red mist, the temperature plummeted wherever it passed, and ice crystals bloomed everywhere.

Facing Li Changxiao's outrageously flashy punch, Su Yan remained unfazed, his mind clear as he expertly countered each move. The instant Li Changxiao's ice fist was about to land, Su Yan's aura suddenly surged. He then swiftly punched out, meeting the incoming fist. He also shouted, "Bestseller, take this—True Farmer's Three Fists!"

Quickly, a loud BANG echoed. The two terrifying fists collided like meteors hitting Earth.

In an instant, the light from their fists radiated outwards, blinding all the spectators.

Seeing this, the male host immediately covered his face and screamed, "Aaargh! My eyes! My 24k titanium-alloy dog eyes!!!" After shouting, he elbowed the female host Qin Min beside him, signaling for her to join in the cry to enhance the atmosphere.

Qin Min, however, couldn't help but twitch the corner of her mouth. You can act crazy if you want, she thought, but don't drag me into your hysteria.

The battle raged on. Su Yan and Li Changxiao were evenly matched, each blow sending the other staggering back several meters. It seemed neither could gain the upper hand.

Soon, they clashed again.

Su Yan used Throw Tomato and Pour Cold Water, creating better attack opportunities for himself. Li Changxiao, however, was more direct. He endured all of Su Yan's Creature skills and charged head-on with sheer determination, embodying the adage 'brute force overcomes all techniques.'

"BANG!"

A muffled THUD of fists and feet clashing rang out as Su Yan and Li Changxiao once again engaged. Fists met flesh and kicks struck bone; the scene was incredibly tense and thrilling.

The audience below gasped and cried out, reaching a fever pitch of excitement again and again, unable to resist roaring their support at the top of their lungs.

"Hit his balls! Hit his balls! Yes! Right there!"

"Quick! Use Rocket Cone!"

"Go Su Changxiao! Go Li Yan! I'm a true fan of both of you!"

"Hey, that girl in front! You call yourself a true fan? Damn it, you can't even get their names right! Scram!"

While the crowd below cheered, Su Yan and Li Changxiao, on the Martial Arts Platform, had already fought so hard their shoes and socks had flown off.

"Count Salt! Eat my fist!" Li Changxiao launched a sonic attack at Su Yan while simultaneously aiming a swift punch at his neck.

Seeing this, Su Yan immediately deployed his ultimate technique—True Soft Overcoming the Strong - Wutonglan Spiral Climbing! The moment Li Changxiao's fist flew at him, Su Yan's hands shot out like vines and grabbed onto it. Then, using Li Changxiao's own momentum, he executed a perfect shoulder throw.

Consequently, Li Changxiao was sent flying. Su Yan, gripping his arm, swung him around in mid-air and landed another punch.

The next moment, a loud BANG echoed. Su Yan slammed Li Changxiao hard onto the ground; Li Changxiao's eyes almost rolled back into his head.

After throwing Li Changxiao down, Su Yan immediately pressed his advantage and mounted him. He rained down a furious barrage of punches on Li Changxiao's face.

"BANG! BANG! BANG!"

"BANG! BANG! BANG!"

"BANG! BANG! BANG!"

Su Yan's punches were fast and brutal, falling like raindrops and causing everyone present to cry out in alarm. Some of the more timid girls even covered their eyes, unable to bear watching the scene.

However, Li Changxiao was, after all, a Half-step Legendary Level Being. He endured Su Yan's punches and shot out a hand to grab Su Yan's throat. Simultaneously, he bucked violently, throwing Su Yan (who was sitting on him) to the ground. Then, turning the tables, they became locked in a desperate grapple.

As they grappled, the situation inadvertently reached a stalemate. Su Yan locked his legs around Li Changxiao's neck in a scissor hold, immobilizing him. But Li Changxiao didn't just lie there and take it. He swung his still-free right arm, repeatedly smashing his fist into Su Yan's back.

Damn it! Su Yan thought, wincing. This hurts so much! This can't go on! Su Yan couldn't take the pummeling much longer. Sharp pains shot through his back, and he felt that if this continued, he would soon cough up blood.

However, that wasn't the worst part. The truly unbearable part was the stinky sock on the Martial Arts Platform! During their brawl, both his and Li Changxiao's shoes and socks had flown off. One of them, a pure black cotton sock from Li Changxiao's foot, now lay less than three meters away from Su Yan. It was emitting a stench of sweat, like rotten eggs, so strong that it nearly made him pass out even from three meters away. If I had to smell it up close, he thought, I'd probably ascend to heaven on the spot.

Hm!? Wait a second... The stinky sock! That's it!

A flash of inspiration struck Su Yan; he had thought of a brilliant way to win. Enduring Li Changxiao's pummeling, Su Yan forced himself to calm his mind and concentrate, unleashing the spiritual power he had never before revealed to anyone.

Then, to the astonishment of the onlookers, he telekinetically seized the stinky sock and sent it flying straight toward Li Changxiao, eager to return it to its rightful owner.

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P.S. Mina-san, long time no see! I'm the author's cute little sister—Su Moumou!

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Hehe!

I'm just popping in to talk about the rules for bonus chapters!

As for achieving titles like 'League Lord' or 'Silver Alliance Lord,' Little Sister Su doesn't even dare to dream of those!

The rule for bonus chapters is simple: a 'Helmsman' tier donation, which is 10,000 Qidian coins.

And then, hehe!

You'll get a bonus chapter of 4,000 words!

Also, I'd like to wish everyone well!

For those who are single, may all your confessions tomorrow be successful!

For those who are already taken, may you have a sweet and happy 520 festival tomorrow!

Alright, that's all the well wishes for now!

Oh, and remember to vote with your tickets!

Gotta go, gotta go! Off to do homework!

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