Global Evolution: I Super Double Up on my evolution

Seeing his dear father looking so worried, Su Yan decided to say a few words to calm him down.

You know, Song Yuqin is the president of the student union at South River University. With her accompanying them, what could possibly happen to my two little sisters? Moreover, adding up the time before and after, the two young girls have been inside for less than five minutes, which is completely within the normal range. After all, even fairies need to poop, don't they? If it's only intake and no output, who could stand that? So, to sum up, I purely felt that my dear dad was worrying for nothing.

"BUZZ~ BUZZ~ BUZZ~"

While the two were waiting, Su Yan's phone suddenly started vibrating violently in his pocket. He took out his phone and saw that it was a video call invitation from his dear mother. Without even thinking, he immediately accepted the video call.

The next moment, a plump, short-legged Tyrannosaurus Rex appeared on the screen. It was his foodie sister—Little Beans.

At this moment, Little Beans was sitting on the sofa with Mother Su, watching the nationwide broadcast. She knew that Brother Susu hadn't started his competition yet. So, feeling bored, she took Mother Su's phone. She thought of cheering Brother Susu on and, by the way, asking him to bring back some goodies.

"Susu pot (Susu Guo)! It's Little Beans!"

As soon as the video connected, Little Beans on the screen let out an Evil Dragon Roar at Su Yan. It shook his eardrums, buzzing loudly, and for a moment his mind went blank.

This sister... if she takes the evolutionary path, she'll definitely develop a creature skill similar to the lion's roar. All her attack power would be based on roaring, with a sound that could instantly drop dragons, phoenixes, heaven, and earth. To put it in one sentence: in this world, there is nothing that can't be solved by a roar. If there is, then roar again. Thinking this, Su Yan almost couldn't hold it in. Each of my three younger sisters is a real character.

Just as Su Yan was lost in these thoughts, Little Beans spoke again from the screen, "Hey, Susu pot (Susu Guo), why aren't you talking ducky?"

Su Yan came back to his senses at the sound, smiled at the phone screen, and said, "Just now, Brother Susu was thinking about something. By the way, Little Beans, do you need something from Brother Susu?"

"Mommy said Susu pot (Susu Guo) made it to the finals, and she sent me to cheer you on," Little Beans said to her brother, her big, dolly eyes wide and earnest.

After speaking, she pursed her lips and roared at Su Yan, "Susu pot (Susu Guo), good luck in the finals, ducky!"

The roar was loud, causing a buzzing in one's head. To Su Yan outside the screen, it was painful in the ears yet sweet in the heart, leaving him with a bitter smile.

"Little Beans is so sensible," Su Yan said. "Brother Susu will win first place, and I'll let you hold the trophy."

"Susu pot (Susu Guo), can I not hold the trophy instead?" Little Beans asked. "I... I want you to bring back some food."

"Uh..." Hearing this, Su Yan was speechless.

This third sister is toxic! I thought you saw me as your loving brother, but you see me as a free meal ticket! That's a bit much!

Seeing that her brother wasn't responding, Little Beans started getting anxious. Then, her face turning red, she blurted out, "Sister is flesh, sister is soul! All sisters are superior people! Susu pot (Susu Guo), you must pamper your sister, ducky!"

Su Yan was immediately dumbfounded. Are these words a child her age could say?

He immediately asked out loud, "Little Beans, who taught you to say that?"

Little Beans, innocent as a child, immediately turned traitor. She said naively, "Second Sister taught me, ducky. Second Sister said that sisters are like little princesses, and Susu pot (Susu Guo) is a working man, born by Mommy to serve sisters!"

Damn it...! Hearing this, Su Yan's whole face turned dark. My second sister must be nuts! She's probably read too many web novels about overbearing female CEOs and thinks of me as some live-in son-in-law she can boss around. She dares to behave like this while still in primary school. If this isn't addressed soon, by the time she's in middle school, wouldn't she make me sleep in a doghouse? Though the sister is young, she does not show respect; I, her brother, shall not indulge her!

Just as Su Yan was thinking about how to deal with his Second Sister, Su Erke, she happened to come out of the restroom. Following her was Elder Sister Su Yike, and behind them, the youthful, busty Song Yuqin. Strutting in high heels, her pantyhose-covered long legs moving, YIKU, YIKU, as she approached.

Seeing his second sister emerge, Su Yan immediately put on an innocuous smile and said to her, "Erke, haven't you always been troubled by your baby-fat round face? I just learned a face-slimming trick online. It works wonders. Come here, and I'll teach you. It will instantly get rid of that chubby baby-fat round face."

Hearing her brother say this, Su Erke was somewhat tempted. But having been teased a bit too much lately, she was skeptical of her brother's words. He's probably up to no good, most likely intending to torment cute little me. But! A face-slimming trick! That's damn tempting! I'll risk it!

With that thought, Su Erke walked towards her brother. As she moved, she said doubtfully, "Su Yan, would you really be so kind?"

"Sure," Su Yan replied. "Girls often tell me I'm a good guy and want to be friends with me."

"But I always feel like you're tricking me."

Su Yan looked at his second sister, who had stopped in front of him. He said earnestly, "Trust me. If I'm lying, I'm a dog."

Seeing her older brother say so, Su Erke reluctantly chose to believe him this time and sat down next to him. Then, with an eager expression, she urged, "What face-slimming trick? Teach me quickly!"

"Close your eyes first," Su Yan said. "I'll perform it on you. You'll understand once you feel it."

Upon hearing this, Su Erke closed her eyes with doubt.

This scene dumbfounded Song Yuqin, who was standing nearby.

What the heck? Second Sister, why did you close your eyes? Your brother just said if he's lying, he's a dog! The implication is that he *is* a dog because he's definitely tricking you! Song Yuqin felt a bit dizzy. Is this just a word game? As long as my tone is sincere enough, the other person can't spot the problem? Indeed! Jiuzhou culture is truly profound and extensive!

Soon after, an indignant cry rang out, "Damn you, Su Yan! You tricked me! I curse you to be single for life!"

Su Erke had never imagined it. Her older brother's so-called face-slimming trick was nothing but him intensely squishing her round face. To bully his own sister, he devises all sorts of tricks. He really is a dog!

As time ticked by, second by second, very quickly, there were less than five minutes left before the start of the finals.

At this point, Su Yan had already returned to the plaza from the restroom. He sat quietly in the waiting area, awaiting the start of the finals.

Next to him, Li Changxiao was feeling a bit nervous. From a distance, he could see his older brother sitting casually in the spectators' seats, holding a soda in one hand and popcorn in the other, ready to watch his competition.

They say the eldest brother is like a father. This was especially true for a child like Li Changxiao, who had lost his father at a young age. His brother, only a few years older and sitting in the audience, was like a super-father figure to him. Ever since I was a child, I've desperately wanted his approval. That's why I specifically came to this educationally backward Nanjiang Province, hoping to get first place as a psychological comfort. As for why I didn't stay in Jingdou to prove myself... Don't ask. Asking means acknowledging there are too many freaks over there. I'd just get my head bashed in. It's better to be in Nanjiang. Better to be the head of a chicken than the tail of a phoenix. However, now it seems I might not even manage to be the head of a chicken. I never expected there would be freaks in this little Nanjiang Province too! Such a miscalculation!

Thinking this, Li Changxiao couldn't help but glance at Su Yan next to him, feeling utterly frustrated.

Su Yan noticed Li Changxiao's sidelong glances. He turned to look at him, saw the nervous expression on his face, and couldn't help but ask with a smile, "Student Changxiao, are you nervous?"

Li Changxiao feigned composure and said, "Not at all, just excited."

After hearing this, Su Yan just smiled and didn't say much. The top spot is mine for the taking.

Very soon, the finals started on time.

According to the long-standing tradition of Nanjiang Province, the battle song "Silver Scrapes" instantly blared throughout the venue!

In that moment, the entire audience erupted. From every direction, there were thunderous cheers and roars!

At the same time, the head examiner on the Martial Arts Platform, his voice booming as he unleashed a surge of HP, declared, "Candidates Su Yan and Li Changxiao, please come on stage to prepare! The finals are about to begin!"

Hearing the call, Su Yan and Li Changxiao both stepped forward, ascending the Martial Arts Platform from left and right.

At this very moment, the cheers from the tens of thousands in the audience instantly Super Doubled!

The finals were about to begin!

PS: Setting out my bowl, begging for votes!