Glitched Isekai

Selene got to the body the fastest, dragging the unconscious body out as the mages approached, casting their healing spells. 

"Wh...who is that?" Alex, Sabrina and Hermione asked, looking at the naked body and noticed that it had large breasts and no penis. 

It was an actual gorgeously proportioned body, with a beautiful face that looked similar to Sam, but yet female. 

Although she still looked beautiful, that didn't hide the fact that she was seriously injured.

Alex and Sabrina looked at each other and stopped their casting. 

"Oh for heavens sake, come on! You're better at this" Hermione yelled at Alex

Alex frowned but agreed and waved her wand, healing the naked girl instantly.

They stared at her curiously, still wondering what this pretty girl had to do with Sam. 

She moaned quietly and started to stir and slowly wake up.

Her pretty eyes started fluttering and finally she opened her eyes and looked around. 

She looked at all the girls around her and was confused. 

"Where... what?" she said as she stared at all the familiar faces staring at her curiously. 

"Emma Watson? Selena Gomez?" she muttered, looking at the two mages closest to her. 

The more she looked around, the more starstruck she became as she recognized most of the faces around her.

"Besides those two, I recognize Angelina Jolie, Alyssa Milano, Scarlett Johansson, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Milla Jovovich, Kate Beckinsale, Evangeline Lilly, Eliza Dushku, that actress who played Carrie... Chloe something Moritz... Moretz? And then there's that new actress who plays Sabrina in the new series. Those other two pretty girls must be actresses too" she thought to herself as she looked at everyone in the room. 

"Emma Watson? Selena Gomez? Who are they?" Alex asked her, looking confused. 

"You're Selena Gomez right?" she asked again, looking at Alex. 

"No, I'm Alex. Alex Russo" Alex replied. 

"From.. from Waverly Place?" she asked.

"Yes. Do you know me?" Alex asked

"Who are you?" She ignored Alex's question and turned to Hermione. 

"I'm Hermione Granger" Hermione replied. 

"This.... this has to be a joke right?" she asked. She looked at Lara and asked "You...what is your name?" 

"I'm Lara Croft" Lara answered. 

"Hahahahaha of course it is. And I'm the Queen of England!" she said as she stood up, covering herself with her arms. 

She realized by now that she was stark naked, and that something was seriously strange here. She started panicking. 

"Is this a movie? Is this a prank?" she started shrieking as everyone stared at her. "Ashton Kutcher will pop out somewhere won't he?" she yelled as she grabbed Alex and shook her. 

"No... what.." Alex replied

"It's a dream.... it must be a dream! This is impossible! Definitely a dream! It must be!"

Since she was in a room with Hermione Granger, Alex Russo and Lara Croft, not to mention other actresses who would probably tell her their screen personas, she must be in a dream. 

Her last memory was accidentally killing the geeky video shop kid from her school and running away. The next moment, she was here, naked and with all these famous actresses in a cave with a coffin in it. 

"Calm down... uh Queen of England. We need you to calm down to help us figure out where Sam went to" Hermione said. 

"Sam? Sam is dead. I killed him. Hahahaha" she laughed maniacally. 

"What do you mean you killed him?" Phoebe asked as all of them suddenly turned hostile. 

"I know! This must be my punishment. We're in hell aren't we? Yes... this is my punishment. I deserve it. I'm in hell!" she laughed as tears fell from her eyes. 

The girls looked at her strangely. When she said she killed Sam, it brought up anger in them, but once she started rambling they started to pity her. 

Sharon actually did regret killing Sam. Everything went out of control and happened so fast.

She actually did like him when she scouted the place but thought that his video shop was an easy robbery target. Who would have known that the shop was broke? When he found out her and her accomplices' identities, they panicked. At that stage, they would have probably still let him go. 

But when Jamal accidentally shot off his dick, she knew that they would be punished with a long jail time, and she pitied Sam who was in agony and decided to put him out of his misery.

If she didn't do so, he would live the rest of his life as a eunuch at best, or lived with tubes out of his body for the remainder of his days.  

Suddenly Mindy pounced and smashed her face to the floor of the cave, holding her face to the ground with her hand. 

"You're Sharon, aren't you?" Mindy said with a voice so filled with malice that Sharon started pissing herself. 

"What..." Phoebe asked but Selene stopped her. 

"Do you know her?" Lara asked

"The first few of us do. I'm probably the last one summoned when Sam first activated the mind link. In the first ever link between us, we shared his memories of him being from another world, of being killed by his first love Sharon and somehow coming back to life in her body before modifying it to what we know now" Natasha answered.

"So he's her? Or she's him?" Phoebe asked, stunned.

"Yes. Now bring..... him.... back" Mindy said, gritting her teeth and pointing her gun on Sharon's head

"Wha..." Sharon was stunned. They want her to bring him back? How is that possible? He's dead. 

"Mindy don't! If you kill her, you'll kill him as well" Natasha warned

"We don't know that! If I kill her, he might come back" Mindy answered with tears in her eyes

"No! The risk is too high!" Natasha replied

Mindy hesitated, then lowered her gun and released Sharon's face. 

Sharon got up quickly, avoiding everyone's gaze and ignoring the pee dripping down her leg and ran towards the nearby door. 

"No! Stop her!" Lara yelled

"There's no need. Let her go. Let her calm down first before deciding what to do" Hermione responded.

"No, you don't understand! The traps!" Lara yelled. 

Suddenly everyone remembered, Lara easily bypassed the traps, but this Sharon has no hope to and is completely unaware of the dangers of where they are. 

They rushed out of the door, only to see Sharon on the final stone bridge to the cave they were in. Her body was pierced by multiple arrows, just as the last one pierced her head right between her eyes. 

Her naked body stood still for a second, then collapsed and fell off the bridge into the bottomless abyss below. 

"No!" Natasha yelled as she shot a cable from her wrists trying to catch Sharon's body. But she missed as it was too far and the body disappeared from view. 

All of them stood silently and helplessly as their only reason for existence vanished from their sight. 

"We're fucked, aren't we?" Mindy asked. 

"As his familiars, I don't know" Hermione answered. "We probably are" she whispered.