Genshin Impact: I’m 50-50 with everyone
Chapter 32
Jiang Xiaochen looked away and looked at Wendy: "Tell me about my previous affairs." What I was like before, what did I do. He
was still curious about what he had done before.
When Wendy heard this, she was stunned for a moment and said with a smile: "Your age is 3,000 years older than me, you should ask the old man about this kind of thing, but just your three thousand years of deeds, but you can't finish talking."
Wendy shook her white silk calf and said, "But you used to be a big fan of mine!" And I, your eldest brother, when you followed me, we fought all over the world together..."
He began to be unorthodox again, and his expression became more and more furious.
Jiang Xiaochen, on the other hand, had a black face, stretched out his right hand, and directly released the dark element!
"I don't recommend that Mondstadt just disappear!!"
Looking at the dark element of chaos, Wendy immediately panicked!
"Just kidding!! Elder brother! Elder brother! Don't be real! Wendy showed a terrified expression and quickly asked him to put away this dark element!
Don't look at this little rub, look at the dark element fluctuations, it can really destroy Mond City!!
At the same time, Wendy cursed Zhongli, who was far away in Liyue, in her heart.
"Abominable! The old man didn't tell me that he had already recovered his elemental power!! "
That's right, Zhong Li just told him that Jiang Xiaochen had been resurrected and his strength was almost lost, but he didn't mention that Jiang Xiaochen had recovered his elemental power!
Seeing this, Jiang Xiaochen also smiled badly and took it back.
Then he asked what he had always wanted to ask: "I used to... Unpopular with women? Hearing
this, Wendy nodded without hesitation: "It's very popular, like your Liyue Seven-Star Secretary, and Yasha's... The one with very blue hair too.
"Secretary Seven Star? Ganyu? When Jiang Xiaochen heard this, he was also stunned for a moment.
Recalling the way Gan Yu saw himself half a year ago, he finally knew the reason for hiding from him.
"I didn't expect that I was quite capable before... Strange why should I praise myself so much? Then
, I heard Yasha, his hair was very blue, and it must have been a disaster.
Yes, according to his own character, he will definitely save Goyasha.
......
Just as I was about to continue asking when, suddenly there was the voice of Ying and Paimon behind me!!
"Run! Found out!!
Wendy turned to look, frowned, quickly jumped down, and began to escape.
And when Jiang Xiaochen was about to run away with him, he was suddenly hugged by Ying, and then rushed out, opening the Wind Wings!
Ah, I almost forgot, now I am in the position of a weak chicken.
No way, enjoy the hugs of crumbs.
Paimon looked at Jiang Xiaochen's look of enjoyment, and directly clenched his soft little hand.
"Big pervert!! Are you eating glowed tofu!! "
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......
Wendy led them to what he thought was safety.
"Oh? You guys? Diluc was elegantly wiping the wine bottle, looking at Jiang Xiaochen and the others who broke in, with a puzzled look on his face.
And Wendy's car said to Diluc familiarly: "Grandpa Diluc, find us a place to hide, I will use my performance to pay off the debt in the future."
Diluc looked at the bard and then at the 2.5 people next to him.
Spoke lightly: "On the second floor, there are fewer people there."
"Hehe, thank you Grandpa Diluc!"
......
......
Soon several people came to investigate, saying that there was a blond-haired man, a hooded and green-haired man who stole the Sky Lyre.
Jiang Xiaochen, who heard this, twitched at the corner of his mouth on the second floor.
Since he was black-haired and had no lights at night, he thought that Jiang Xiaochen was wearing a hood.
And Diluc first scolded the incompetence of the Knights as usual.
"There are actually people who are stupid enough to steal the Sky Piano, and it's better to steal this thing than to steal my family's wine rack cave."
Then casually pointed to a place and sent them off.
And after the crisis is over, it is time for Diluc to satisfy his curiosity.
After hearing the explanations of several people, they also knew that the Sky Piano was not stolen by them, but was stolen by the fools.
"So it is, you actually dare to steal the sky piano, even if you are fools, but you are also fools who have not been seen for thousands of years." Diluc folded his hands to his chest and accepted their explanations indifferently.
However, trying to steal the Sky Lyre is also a felony, and Diluc also wants to hear their reasons, and if the reason is harmful to Mondstadt, Diluc will not hesitate to strike.
Although it is impossible for Diluc to beat them, after all, there are two demon gods Barbatos and Agares in this 3.5, but it still has to cater to Diluc.
And Wendy, decided to tell a story.
"The reward ranges from Gomora to the Sky Lyre, depending on your story."
......
......
[The story is too long, I won't count the words here.] 】
......
......
"This narrative poem... Diluc
listened to the story with a solemn look and looked at Wendy: "This is an important secret, why tell me this?"
"Why? Well...... Maybe the direction of the wind is changing?
Jiang Xiaochen looked at Wendy speechlessly.
This guy is pretending to be a riddler again! Riddler get out of Tivat!!
And Diluc had already decided to help them, so he spoke: "I will draw the tower bridge for you, traveler, your words are honorary knights, the knights have concluded that the feature is only blond, they will not find you."
"And your words..." Diluc looked at Jiang Xiaochen, "You should be fine."
"Blanch!" Hearing this, Jiang Xiaochen scolded the street in his heart! If he knew who was using him as a hooded man, he would definitely stab him!
Paimon saw Jiang Xiaochen's gloomy face, it was a happy flower!
"Hahaha! Finally see that you are deflated, big pervert! Ha ha!!
Ying looked at Paimon, who was unscrupulously mocking Jiang Xiaochen, completely unaware that Jiang Xiaochen was looking at her with kind eyes, and had to pray silently in her heart.
Then Diluc looked at Wendy and said, "And you don't leave the tavern."
Wendy smiled and said, "Hehe, okay, I like the tavern." "
Aaaa
Suddenly, Paimon made a sound of pain.
Ying looked over and immediately smiled.
I saw that Jiang Xiaochen was rubbing Little Paimon's soft face madly with his sin-filled hand.
"Whaaaa Cloth to the membrane nest face!! Big pervert!! "
Paimon's strength is not as great as Jiang Xiaochen's, so he can only let him slaughter!
Without looking over there, Diluc continued: "Gather here tomorrow, I will bring helpers." "
......
......
"Big pervert! Don't run away if you have the ability!! My Paimon is by no means good! Let me fight you for another three hundred rounds!! Paimon grabbed both of her arms and angrily wanted to fly over and beat Jiang Xiaochen.
And Jiang Xiaochen, who was about to leave, looked at Paimon with an evil smile: "My family is still quite big, are you sure you want to come?"
Suddenly, Paimon directly closed his voice.
She wasn't sure if she could come out intact if she really went to the big pervert's room.
And of course Jiang Xiaochen will not treat Paimon well, if she really wants to come, he will sleep like a pillow for her.
......
......
Walking to the hotel, the waiter suddenly came over and sent a letter to Jiang Xiaochen: "Mr. Jiang Xiaochen, there is your letter here."
Jiang Xiaochen accepted it with a smile and muttered, "It's a walnut." "
Since leaving Liyue, Jiang Xiaochen has been communicating with Hu Tao to report safety.
I'm curious that she wrote this time.
Jiang Xiaochen smiled, and then walked into the room.
When I opened the envelope, I saw familiar handwriting.
"When are you coming back? Now Liyue Port is so boring, Xiangling is busy to death, Qiqi runs when he sees me, so Yun Pansy and Xi'er sometimes play together, and Zhongli this guy starts to wander the world again, listening to music and teasing birds every day, buying and buying, this is obviously to spend the money you left for him! Also, he seems to be staying with the most powerful toy salesman in the winter, Dadalia, and the relationship is not shallow!!
"So, when will you be back?" I missed you a little, but only a little! I'm just bored.
Looking at the words on it, Jiang Xiaochen showed a spoiled expression.
Then he said that it was still early to go back, and then he would have to stay for a while, anyway, sooner or later, he must tell her first when he wants to go back.
I wrote the letter and sent it again.
......
......
was still curious about what he had done before.
When Wendy heard this, she was stunned for a moment and said with a smile: "Your age is 3,000 years older than me, you should ask the old man about this kind of thing, but just your three thousand years of deeds, but you can't finish talking."
Wendy shook her white silk calf and said, "But you used to be a big fan of mine!" And I, your eldest brother, when you followed me, we fought all over the world together..."
He began to be unorthodox again, and his expression became more and more furious.
Jiang Xiaochen, on the other hand, had a black face, stretched out his right hand, and directly released the dark element!
"I don't recommend that Mondstadt just disappear!!"
Looking at the dark element of chaos, Wendy immediately panicked!
"Just kidding!! Elder brother! Elder brother! Don't be real! Wendy showed a terrified expression and quickly asked him to put away this dark element!
Don't look at this little rub, look at the dark element fluctuations, it can really destroy Mond City!!
At the same time, Wendy cursed Zhongli, who was far away in Liyue, in her heart.
"Abominable! The old man didn't tell me that he had already recovered his elemental power!! "
That's right, Zhong Li just told him that Jiang Xiaochen had been resurrected and his strength was almost lost, but he didn't mention that Jiang Xiaochen had recovered his elemental power!
Seeing this, Jiang Xiaochen also smiled badly and took it back.
Then he asked what he had always wanted to ask: "I used to... Unpopular with women? Hearing
this, Wendy nodded without hesitation: "It's very popular, like your Liyue Seven-Star Secretary, and Yasha's... The one with very blue hair too.
"Secretary Seven Star? Ganyu? When Jiang Xiaochen heard this, he was also stunned for a moment.
Recalling the way Gan Yu saw himself half a year ago, he finally knew the reason for hiding from him.
"I didn't expect that I was quite capable before... Strange why should I praise myself so much? Then
, I heard Yasha, his hair was very blue, and it must have been a disaster.
Yes, according to his own character, he will definitely save Goyasha.
......
Just as I was about to continue asking when, suddenly there was the voice of Ying and Paimon behind me!!
"Run! Found out!!
Wendy turned to look, frowned, quickly jumped down, and began to escape.
And when Jiang Xiaochen was about to run away with him, he was suddenly hugged by Ying, and then rushed out, opening the Wind Wings!
Ah, I almost forgot, now I am in the position of a weak chicken.
No way, enjoy the hugs of crumbs.
Paimon looked at Jiang Xiaochen's look of enjoyment, and directly clenched his soft little hand.
"Big pervert!! Are you eating glowed tofu!! "
......
......
Wendy led them to what he thought was safety.
"Oh? You guys? Diluc was elegantly wiping the wine bottle, looking at Jiang Xiaochen and the others who broke in, with a puzzled look on his face.
And Wendy's car said to Diluc familiarly: "Grandpa Diluc, find us a place to hide, I will use my performance to pay off the debt in the future."
Diluc looked at the bard and then at the 2.5 people next to him.
Spoke lightly: "On the second floor, there are fewer people there."
"Hehe, thank you Grandpa Diluc!"
......
......
Soon several people came to investigate, saying that there was a blond-haired man, a hooded and green-haired man who stole the Sky Lyre.
Jiang Xiaochen, who heard this, twitched at the corner of his mouth on the second floor.
Since he was black-haired and had no lights at night, he thought that Jiang Xiaochen was wearing a hood.
And Diluc first scolded the incompetence of the Knights as usual.
"There are actually people who are stupid enough to steal the Sky Piano, and it's better to steal this thing than to steal my family's wine rack cave."
Then casually pointed to a place and sent them off.
And after the crisis is over, it is time for Diluc to satisfy his curiosity.
After hearing the explanations of several people, they also knew that the Sky Piano was not stolen by them, but was stolen by the fools.
"So it is, you actually dare to steal the sky piano, even if you are fools, but you are also fools who have not been seen for thousands of years." Diluc folded his hands to his chest and accepted their explanations indifferently.
However, trying to steal the Sky Lyre is also a felony, and Diluc also wants to hear their reasons, and if the reason is harmful to Mondstadt, Diluc will not hesitate to strike.
Although it is impossible for Diluc to beat them, after all, there are two demon gods Barbatos and Agares in this 3.5, but it still has to cater to Diluc.
And Wendy, decided to tell a story.
"The reward ranges from Gomora to the Sky Lyre, depending on your story."
......
......
[The story is too long, I won't count the words here.] 】
......
......
"This narrative poem... Diluc
listened to the story with a solemn look and looked at Wendy: "This is an important secret, why tell me this?"
"Why? Well...... Maybe the direction of the wind is changing?
Jiang Xiaochen looked at Wendy speechlessly.
This guy is pretending to be a riddler again! Riddler get out of Tivat!!
And Diluc had already decided to help them, so he spoke: "I will draw the tower bridge for you, traveler, your words are honorary knights, the knights have concluded that the feature is only blond, they will not find you."
"And your words..." Diluc looked at Jiang Xiaochen, "You should be fine."
"Blanch!" Hearing this, Jiang Xiaochen scolded the street in his heart! If he knew who was using him as a hooded man, he would definitely stab him!
Paimon saw Jiang Xiaochen's gloomy face, it was a happy flower!
"Hahaha! Finally see that you are deflated, big pervert! Ha ha!!
Ying looked at Paimon, who was unscrupulously mocking Jiang Xiaochen, completely unaware that Jiang Xiaochen was looking at her with kind eyes, and had to pray silently in her heart.
Then Diluc looked at Wendy and said, "And you don't leave the tavern."
Wendy smiled and said, "Hehe, okay, I like the tavern." "
Aaaa
Suddenly, Paimon made a sound of pain.
Ying looked over and immediately smiled.
I saw that Jiang Xiaochen was rubbing Little Paimon's soft face madly with his sin-filled hand.
"Whaaaa Cloth to the membrane nest face!! Big pervert!! "
Paimon's strength is not as great as Jiang Xiaochen's, so he can only let him slaughter!
Without looking over there, Diluc continued: "Gather here tomorrow, I will bring helpers." "
......
......
"Big pervert! Don't run away if you have the ability!! My Paimon is by no means good! Let me fight you for another three hundred rounds!! Paimon grabbed both of her arms and angrily wanted to fly over and beat Jiang Xiaochen.
And Jiang Xiaochen, who was about to leave, looked at Paimon with an evil smile: "My family is still quite big, are you sure you want to come?"
Suddenly, Paimon directly closed his voice.
She wasn't sure if she could come out intact if she really went to the big pervert's room.
And of course Jiang Xiaochen will not treat Paimon well, if she really wants to come, he will sleep like a pillow for her.
......
......
Walking to the hotel, the waiter suddenly came over and sent a letter to Jiang Xiaochen: "Mr. Jiang Xiaochen, there is your letter here."
Jiang Xiaochen accepted it with a smile and muttered, "It's a walnut." "
Since leaving Liyue, Jiang Xiaochen has been communicating with Hu Tao to report safety.
I'm curious that she wrote this time.
Jiang Xiaochen smiled, and then walked into the room.
When I opened the envelope, I saw familiar handwriting.
"When are you coming back? Now Liyue Port is so boring, Xiangling is busy to death, Qiqi runs when he sees me, so Yun Pansy and Xi'er sometimes play together, and Zhongli this guy starts to wander the world again, listening to music and teasing birds every day, buying and buying, this is obviously to spend the money you left for him! Also, he seems to be staying with the most powerful toy salesman in the winter, Dadalia, and the relationship is not shallow!!
"So, when will you be back?" I missed you a little, but only a little! I'm just bored.
Looking at the words on it, Jiang Xiaochen showed a spoiled expression.
Then he said that it was still early to go back, and then he would have to stay for a while, anyway, sooner or later, he must tell her first when he wants to go back.
I wrote the letter and sent it again.
......
......
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