Chapter 1 - The Protagonist Has Escaped
[Last Felix Gallery]
[Author: LoveFireLoveSaha]
[Title: Honestly, if the shop owner <<< this bastard is the GOAT, upvote lol]
[ There are even more lewd pics of the shop owner on Pixiv lol
We’re just slaves who bring gold or cash to the great god shop owner every day…]
[Upvotes 173 / Downvotes 12]
What are lewd pics of the shop owner lol, we don’t even know their gender
ㄴI saw, there are big boobs under the hood
ㄴI sucked and it was a big dick
ㄴㄴWhat do you mean you sucked it, you crazy bitch
The Great God Emperor
The protagonist << This bastard always gets his inventory wiped clean whenever he does anything, clicks “Liquidate” and quits the game in 10 minutes, a bonsai master JOAT lol
I sent another concept post today with satisfaction.
But I didn’t feel very good.
“Ah, another reset failed.”
My voice echoed emptily in the room.
On the monitor.
The image that appeared on the screen split into four along with the gallery.
Nine white papers and one gold paper.
White white white white white white white white white gold.
The reroll macro automatically clicked, clicked.
[When resetting your account, all progress will be reset.]
[■ I have read and agree to the above.]
[Reset Account]
[Y■ / N□]
[Deleting data……]
I was abusing my CPU and graphics card.
“Sigh.”
I took a sip of cola while sighing.
Rerolling.
The act of trying to collect good characters in mobile games to get off to a fresh start.
Of course, Last Felix is a game that’s been out for over half a year.
And I already had a main account that I’d poured my life and wallet into for half a year.
I originally vowed to enjoy the game without feeling salty no matter what new characters were released.
[Anon / Still no Ertes? lolololol (3)]
[Nurueng / Ah fuck, my fire deck got destroyed in the Colosseum, what do I do? (7)]
[Anon / Guys I was aiming for Saha but got Erte in the gacha, is this good? ㅠㅠ (2)]
“This son of a bitch?”
The last post is unbearable.
[LoveFireLoveSaha: You wanna burn to death?]
[LoveFireLoveSaha: What’s the admin doing? Not managing these fucking noobs crawling in?]
If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
Seeing all kinds of orphans crawling into the gallery and twisting about whether they got it in a single pull or in ten pulls.
It made me feel twisted inside.
“Sigh, I’m an idiot for looking at the gallery……”
I muttered to myself.
How did I end up in such a miserable state?
The deck my main account was using was the so-called ‘Fire Deck’.
It was a combination centered around fire attribute characters.
But the developers finally went mad with greed and released a new character that was completely overpowered, and even a ice attribute dealer that counters fire attribute decks.
The fire deck was fucked.
Getting absolutely destroyed by attribute advantages in PVP.
And in PVE, seeing people with lower combat power than me steadily pushing through higher floors with overwhelming stability and firepower compared to fire decks.
I couldn’t help but be pissed off.
[Eternal Frost / You dickless poor fucks are mad cause you couldn’t pull Erte? lolol (0)]
“Ah geez.”
Yeah, I’m mad. I’m fucking salty……!
But I don’t have the luxury to spend money on my main account.
If I had the money to hit pity every time a new character comes out and max them, I would’ve built decks for all attributes, not just fire, and maxed out all the characters.
So I only have one way left to relieve my saltiness.
Starting over.
Of course, it’s a shame to lose all the resources I’ve accumulated and characters I’ve pulled, but isn’t that the fate of all F2P players?
You can clear quite well with just 3-stars above a certain level anyway.
I just need to pull about 3 SSR, 5-star ice deck characters including the new one and start.
Finding happiness in life through rerolling.
That’s the only salvation for the LaFel gallery, and for me…
“Ah, it’s really not coming out.”
9 whites 1 gold.
8 whites 2 golds.
9 whites 1 gold.
Three app players delivered bad news in succession.
Machines really can’t be trusted.
There’s no other choice.
I’ll have to do it myself.
Originally, manual rerolling—running rerolls on a smartphone was said to be more likely to snipe what you want.
Logging out of the main account on the smartphone, deleting the data, then downloading again.
Agree to terms.
Agree to night push notifications.
Log in as GUEST account.
[Revealer. Please give yourself a name.]
[Input ▶ aaa ]
[Confirm]
[NOW LOADING……]
[1%……]
The loading that doesn’t go up from 1% even after waiting for a while.
“Ah geez. The potato server crashed again.”
It was Smile Door, a game development company that raked in tons of money but was still subtly lacking to be called a large corporation.
Plus, for some reason it was excessively popular, so the servers would often crash like this.
But today is a bit strange.
No, is the smartphone strange?
Even when I try to restart the game, the smartphone is unresponsive.
It was completely unresponsive.
Still, the loading went up to 5%, 10%.
It kept going up.
“Tsk.”
If I wait patiently.
[NOW LOADING……]
[100%]
As the loading ended, at the point where the familiar game prologue should appear.
[Welcome to Last Felix.]
[Hidden achievement unlocked!]
[You have achieved 1,000 account resets and re-registrations.]
[A special bonus will be granted.]
Messages I’ve never seen before popped up on the screen.
And at that moment.
“Huh…?”
Suddenly, an intense light burst out from the smartphone, making it hard to even open my eyes.
……
……
“What the hell.”
Right after all the light disappeared.
I was not in my comfortable room, but placed alone inside an unfamiliar yet strangely familiar wooden building.
Instead of the fresh scent of air freshener, a musty countryside smell.
Instead of a well-processed plywood motion desk, a rough wooden counter that seemed to be roughly carved from raw wood.
With the sudden change in situation, my mind went blank.
Where am I, who am I?
Looking around.
Unidentified objects piled up in display cases.
Empty glass bottles, slightly rusted ingots, unidentified ores…
There was a large chest under the counter.
Opening it.
“Wow, shit.”
A sight that made me exclaim involuntarily.
Gold coins shining brightly were piled up, and I even heard hallucinations whispering “Hello? I’m a gold coin!”
Is it real gold? I bit it with my teeth to check.
“Urgh.”
It’s pure gold.
Is this a dream? Even if it’s a dream, it’s nice. It’s a dream of striking it rich.
But it feels too real to be a dream, my jaw hurts too much.
While I’m at it.
Slap─!
“Aaagh!”
I hit too hard.
It really hurts…
Even if it’s a dream, it doesn’t seem like I’ll wake up easily.
I need to accurately assess the current situation first.
I carefully scanned the store again.
It definitely feels familiar.
I’ve seen it somewhere many times.
With an uncertain feeling, I hopped over the counter and opened the door of the building.
What unfolded before my eyes was─
The sight of a city that looked like a movie set for a medieval period film.
“I heard the Revealer has arrived?”
“Finally, the conquest of that cursed tower will begin. The city should gradually become safer.”
Even the attire of passing pedestrians was medieval.
Tower. Speaking of towers.
The moment I took my eyes off the street and raised my gaze a little higher.
One massive tower was soaring into the sky, so high that its top couldn’t be seen beyond the horizon.
“…No way.”
Its appearance was very familiar.
Right.
That tower was definitely.
The main stage of the game ‘Last Felix’. The ‘Tower of Wishes’.
At that moment.
Buzzzz─
In the midst of the surreal scenery.
The only realistic sensation was felt.
A smartphone.
The same model as the one I originally used.
However, the contents inside were different.
All the dozens of worlds that were contained in my phone games, the messenger that rarely received anything but ad messages, all of those things had disappeared and.
[LF – Shop Owner Add-on]
Only one strange application was left alone.
“What is this, really?”
Feeling as if in a trance, I ran the app.
A simple interface.
And several menus.
Shop Overview
Quests
Shop Research
Revealer Shop
Point Shop
I checked the Shop Overview at the top first.
[Shop Overview]
[Total Level: 1]
[Reputation: 10 / 100 (Very Bad)]
[Cumulative Popularity: 0 (★)]
[Number of Workers: 0]
[Unused Shop Experience: 0]
Next was Quests.
[Quests]
Core Quest ▶ Make the Shop Greater!
※ Achieve 30 or more shop reputation. (10/30)
※ Reward: 1,000 Points
Daily Quest ▶ Be Kind to Customers!
※ Satisfy 10 customers. (0/10)
※ Reward: 100 Points
Daily Quest ▶ Trade Actively!
※ Complete 10 purchase/sale transactions. (0/10)
※ Reward: 100 Points
…At this point, I could draw a conclusion.
I seem to have become the shop owner that appears in Last Felix.
“Hmm……”
I did praise the great god shop owner.
I did write that post.
No, if I was going to be reincarnated anyway, shouldn’t I be the protagonist…?
Moreover.
Turning around to look at the building—the shop—I came out of.
Originally, as the game progressed, the shop should have steadily grown to boast a massive size of 6 floors or more.
But now it’s just a tiny rat-shit sized 1-story building.
This is real estate fraud.
What the hell. Give me back my 6-story building.
Just as I was feeling a bit dejected.
: : The Revealer has cleared Zone 3 of Floor 1 of the tower. : :
Suddenly, a booming voice echoed from the air, no, from the direction of the tower.
“Oh! Zone 3!”
“As expected of the Revealer.”
“Will they clear the first floor soon?”
It seems I wasn’t the only one who heard it, as all the passing pedestrians around also stopped to focus on that voice.
……Revealer.
So there seems to be a separate protagonist.
Floor 1 Zone 3 means they’re still in the middle of the tutorial.
Recalling my memories─
“First gacha.”
After clearing Zone 3.
Tutorial gacha. Free 10-pull.
The first gate of fate that determines the success of rerolling awaits.
Whether this is a dream or reality, if I’m really the shop owner, I’m a supporting character in this story.
I need to meet the protagonist first.
With that conviction, I moved my feet.
“Huff, huff.”
In the game, it was just one click for fast travel.
After wandering a bit, I finally arrived at my destination.
The Sanctuary of Revelation.
It has a grand name, but─
It’s where you roll gacha.
As I opened the door to the sanctuary, I saw the figure of ‘Saint Yohena’, the poster girl of this game, along with ‘Lewis’, the protagonist character.
Right, there’s definitely a separate protagonist.
Then the protagonist will do all the hard work.
As the shop owner, can’t I just enjoy an easy life while reaping the benefits?
“Wow, Revealer. Congratulations! If it’s golden, it’s a 4-star hero─”
“Ah geez, another reset failed.”
“That came─ Huh? Revealer?”
……?
As soon as I heard the protagonist’s words, a chill ran down my spine.
It’s a line I’ve uttered quite often myself.
No way.
It can’t be, really.
Right after.
The protagonist disappeared like a mirage.
Thud─
Dropping something in their place.
“Revealer……?”
Leaving behind Yohena’s dumbfounded voice as well.