Chapter 81 Social disease, fight with what I have
───[What's going on? It was a surprise when the show started. Is Xiaobai performing a performance for us using a pot as a quilt and falling to the ground to sleep? 】
───[Hahahaha, Xiaobai has always been cute and lovable. 】
───【Don't laugh, Xiaobai will be embarrassed. It's enough for me to laugh alone. 】
Bai Yan, whose face was pressed to the ground and his vision went dark, was stunned!
Lao Tzu's great reputation was destroyed in one pot.
There were a few cracks on Wang Yi's usually expressionless face.
"If you don't get up quickly and follow the team, you plan to sleep on the ground."
Bai Yan tried to get up, but the pot was too big. After struggling several times, he was still unable to move.
He looked at Wang Yi completely collapsed and pitifully. .
"Instructor, save me..."
Han Xiao next to him pulled him up: "Don't break the pot."
"..."
Bai Yansheng was helpless: "I've been using it as a backing. You're not worried about whether I broke it or not, but you're worried about the pot."
Han Xiao said matter-of-factly: "How can Teacher Yan Hong cook for his comrades if the pot is broken?"
Bai Yan was unable to refute and followed everyone's team.
Yan Hong next to him carried the lightest thing on his back, including knives, pots, shovels, and spoons.
He said to Bai Yan: "Han Xiao is right. The pot is really the most important thing now. You have to protect it."
Bai Yan nodded fiercely: "Okay, okay, my life depends on the pot, I will protect it even if I fall to death."
There were two large pots and two small pots in total. Bai Yan and Ye Yunfei each carried one large and one small on their backs. They were quite heavy when stacked together. This was training for weight-bearing running.
Bai Yan was panting from exhaustion and ran to Shen Li's side with all his strength.
"Is the food you are carrying heavier? Do you want me to change it with you?"
Shen Li glared at him: "It's great if you can take care of yourself and worry about others."
Bai Yan's mouth twitched: "I'm just concerned about your well-being. You carry so many potatoes, but they are heavier than the pot. Why are you so ignorant of good people?"
Shen Li mocked him mercilessly: "At least I won't let Tudou build a grave for me."
Bai Yan: "..."
Shen Li: "The shape of the pot covering your body just now is exactly the same as a small tomb."
Bai Yan: "..."
Bai Yan was going crazy.
"Ahhhhh!!!"
You can't argue, you can't scold, you can't win.
He ran wildly, yelled a few times to vent his anger, and rushed to the front of the team in one breath.
Cheng Qian laughed out loud: "Look, you made him angry."
Shen Li: "How can he run so fast without provoking him?"
"Makes sense."
The five kilometers consumed half of everyone's energy. The place for cooking was an open land. A temporary shed was set up and areas were divided into five groups, one for each group.
Shen Li and the others were in the fifth group. When they arrived, the other four groups had already started.
Listening to the sound of chopping vegetables and the scene of fireworks, all the fatigue disappeared and everyone was full of energy.
Li Hongyan began to distribute: "Han Xiao, Ye Yunfei, and Bai Yan set up the boiler to light the fire, Shen Li and Cheng Qian washed and chopped vegetables, and Yan Hong prepared seasonings and garnishes for cooking."
"Yes."
After everyone responded in unison, they began to divide the work.
Li Hongyan rolled up her sleeves and said to Shen Li: "Leave the shredded vegetables to me. You cut the braised pork first and let Yan Hong stew it first."
Then he said to Cheng Qian: "You are responsible for the vegetables that need to be cut into pieces."
According to the requirements, they made four dishes, one soup and one staple food, braised pork, hot and sour potato shreds, fish-flavored pork shreds, tomato scrambled eggs, crucian carp soup, and white rice.
The officer in charge of the cooking contest held a loudspeaker and shouted back and forth in front of several groups.
"Remember the assessment essentials. The color and flavor must be the same. Knife skills, color matching, and taste will be scored one by one. Potato shreds must be cut as thick as matchsticks. Braised pork pieces must be cut evenly, with alternating fat and thin. The color matching must be pleasing to the eye. , it makes people have an appetite just looking at it, not to mention the taste, just two words, it has to be delicious!”
The guy was very busy, and he was still talking slowly back and forth.
Shen Li, who was cutting meat, gritted his teeth and said, "He must be disturbing us on purpose."
Li Hongyan: "Ignore him."
Cheng Qian handed the peeled potatoes to Li Hongyan one by one. Li Hongyan was very good at cutting the potatoes into shreds very smoothly.
Cheng Qian was dumbfounded when she saw it: "Monitor Li, you haven't worked in the cooking class, have you?"
"Well, when I first joined the army, I was assigned to the cooking class and stayed there for more than half a year."
Cheng Qian nodded: "No wonder you are so skilled."
Li Hongyan glanced at the four groups next to her. They were already firing up the food.
She was sweating profusely: "No, our speed is still too slow."
While she was cutting shredded potatoes, she looked towards Wang Yi standing next to her.
Shen Li had already cut the braised pork and brought it to Yan Hong.
"I'll shred the meat."
Li Hongyan said: "I'll do it. Their assessment requirements for shredded pork are stricter than shredded potatoes."
After finishing her words, she glanced at Wang Yi again.
Shen Li noticed it and immediately understood.
"Squad leader, do you want to cut into Instructor Wang?"
Li Hongyan shook her head: "Forget it, let's do it ourselves. Although he is considered to be in our group, he is an instructor."
When Shen Li heard this, he immediately put down his knife and walked towards Wang Yi.
"Instructor, we are almost overwhelmed!"
Wang Yi said expressionlessly: "This is a test for you..."
"It's also a test for you. As our instructor, if we lose the game, you won't lose face."
They won the last shooting competition with the special operations team, and he was very proud of it.
Shen Li gritted his teeth and said, "You are our comrade now, can you please stop nagging."
"That's right." After lighting the fire, Bai Yan pushed Wang Yi towards the chopping board with his blackened face: "Good brother, don't stand here and act cool. You are already cool, and you can cook." Men are cooler, hurry up and move.”
Wang Yi: "..."
He was just pushed over by Bai Yan.
I could only use a knife to cut the shreds of meat.
One knife after another, his technique is also very skillful, and he is on par with Li Hongyan who cuts potato shreds.
Bai Yan originally just coaxed him to come over and praise him for cutting vegetables, but he didn't expect that Wang Yi, who picked up the knife, actually cut the vegetables decently.
Bai Yan opened his mouth in surprise: "Brother, instructor, that's awesome. Have you ever been in the cooking class?"
Wang Yi: "Yeah."
"Hahaha, it seems that the rumors about Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon's cooking class are indeed true."
Wang Yi glanced at him and ordered: "Go to work."
Bai Yan responded with a smile: "Yes."
The three people who finished lighting the fire also started to join in preparing the dishes.
Yan Hong asked Ye Yunfei to cook rice. He washed all the rice he brought, but he asked awkwardly: "How much water should I put in?"
"I'll do it. I can do this."
Bai Yan picked up the ladle and scooped water into the bucket twice, then poured it into the pot. He put his fingers into the rice to compare the amount of water, looking very experienced.
"That's it!"
Yan Hong said: "No, add half a scoop."
Bai Yan shook his head seriously: "No, no, no, my grandma said that the amount of water that exceeds the rice is exactly the depth of a finger. This way, the rice will be soft and hard."
Wang Yi answered for Yan Hong: "The way to cook rice with a rice cooker is because it heats evenly. Now it's a big pot with a high fire, and the water drains out faster, so a little more is needed."
Bai Yan was surprised for a moment when he heard Wang Yi speak without a commanding tone for the first time.
"Instructor, when you are not fierce, you are actually quite gentle!"
Wang Yi: "..."
Bai Yan scooped up another half of the water and poured it in with a sincere smile: "I listen to the instructor."
Wang Yi said nothing and continued to cut the meat carefully with his head lowered.
───【Why do I have the illusion that Instructor Wang is only gentle to Xiaobai? 】
───[Where is Shen Li? I want to see what Shen Li is doing. Is she chopping vegetables with a sword? 】
───[God is using a sword to chop vegetables. It’s hard enough to chop vegetables with a knife, but you have to upgrade to cutting with a sword. Don’t be too difficult! 】
───[Don’t say it, don’t say it, I really like watching that woman with a conspicuous bag use a sword to chop vegetables. 】
───[I don’t want to look at anyone, I just want to look at my brother Han. He looks so handsome squatting on the ground making a fire. I have already begun to imagine that the food he cooks is for me. What should I do? 】
Han Xiao also came over to help wash and chop the vegetables, Ye Yunfei was responsible for controlling the heat, and Bai Yan was the mobile porter, carrying the stainless steel seasoning box and following Yan Hong as he ran back and forth in front of the four pots.
Li Hongyan finally finished cutting all the shredded potatoes, and Yan Hong stewed the braised pork in a small pot and fried the shredded potatoes in a large pot.
She continued shredding carrots.
Shen Li was cutting tomatoes and Cheng Qian was cracking eggs.
"It's over, it's over!" Bai Yan kept an eye on the progress of the group next to him: "They seem to be almost finished."
Wang Yi said: "The time is not up yet, do your own thing."
"Oh."
Yan Hong uncovered the pot of braised pork and stirred it.
Bai Yan stood close, and when he smelled the smell, his eyes suddenly lit up.
"Damn, this looks delicious and the color is beautiful."
Yan Hong said: "Of course, I made it candy-colored."
Wang Yi finished cutting the shredded meat and came over to help Yan Hong share the burden.
Use another spatula to fry the shredded fish-flavored pork.
"Ah ah ah, I'm so anxious! What should I do if they are already making soup."
Bai Yan was so anxious that he felt helpless.
All the dishes are ready and just waiting to be fried and taken out of the pot. Others are already finishing the work and preparing the pots for the dishes.
Shen Li said to Bai Yan, "Why don't you go and interfere with them."
"How to interfere..." Bai Yan said worriedly, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "Beauty trap, these rough guys stay in the base for training every day. They must not have seen a beautiful woman for a long time, otherwise..."
He looked at Shen Li and thought, forget it, let Shen Li use honey traps on others, he might be killed by his brother when he goes back.
"How about you sacrifice yourself, Sister Qian?"
He could only place his hope on Cheng Qian, but received a cold look from Cheng Qian.
That look seemed to say that fierce women never use honey traps.
The corner of Bai Yan's mouth twitched, "Can you guys be more forceful?"
When he was at a loss what to do, he saw Han Xiao and suddenly had an idea.
"Brother Han, why don't you come! You are also a great beauty."
"..." Han Xiao's face darkened: "Shut up."
Ye Yunfei was very disgusted and said: "Don't come up with bad ideas. If you lose in cooking, just lose. It's not very embarrassing."
"Damn it, can you have some sense of team honor? You guys are really bad at it!"
Bai Yan gritted his teeth and handed the seasoning box to Ye Yunfei: "You come and take it, I'll serve it myself."
Everyone: "..."
Wang Yi looked at the excited Bai Yan and said, "Don't..."
"Come on! Brothers, look over here!"
Before Wang Yi could say anything to stop him, Bai Yan had already begun to perform his unique skill and started singing at the top of his lungs.
"Brothers opposite, look here, look here, look here, the performance here is wonderful! Please don't ignore me..."
Everyone was busy cooking, and suddenly a cute little girl appeared who was singing and dancing.
It must be very attractive.
Bai Yan was originally a singer, he could sing and dance, and he was ready to trick her into a honey trap. He twisted very hard, which could be described as a coquettish show.
He took the trumpet from the hands of the shouting officer, grabbed it and started to cheer himself up.
"One! Two! One two three four! Hey Ah Ah! You are my baby. I miss you so much. Baby baby! Let's drink a toast. This is your favorite Ace of Spades! Cheers───"
The explosive song "Ace of Spades" turned the cooking contest scene into a concert experience.
The physique of She Niu is vividly displayed.
Everyone bowed their heads, saying they just wanted to stay away from him.
Ye Yunfei turned his back to Bai Yan and just wanted to dig a hole to bury himself.
"It's so embarrassing!"
Yan Hong listened happily while cooking: "I think it's quite interesting. Look, the little warrior over there is distracted. They are all looking at him."
Shen Li raised his forehead and said, "Others are socially awkward, but he is socially awkward."
Han Xiao: "..."
After Shen Li finished speaking, he added: "Give it a try with what I have."
Han Xiao coughed lightly: "You... are not that exaggerated, it's normal."
"No, I can be more exaggerated than him."
"Baby, baby, let's have a drink. This is your favorite Ace of Spades───"
A young comrade in the third group suddenly couldn't help but started singing along with Bai Yan.
It attracted everyone's attention.
"Shut up!" But his squad leader slapped him on the forehead and slapped him back.
"Hahahaha!"
Everyone was amused, even the officer who just took the trumpet laughed.
"Unity is strength, unity is strength──"
The members of the second group formed a group to sing directly under the leadership of the squad leader.
Then the four groups also sang.
"The sunset is red and the mountains are flying in the west, and the soldiers are returning to their camps from target practice──"
Bai Yan: "..."
He didn't expect that he just wanted to cause trouble, but he turned a perfectly good cooking contest into this.
In fact, singing military songs during training also boosts morale, and at this time, whoever sings louder will appear to be more effective.
Singing on the lips and working on the hands does not affect me at all, and I am even more energetic.
Bai Yan obviously lost.
When others formed a group, he worked alone and his momentum was suppressed.
He could only point the loudspeaker at his team members.
"Comrades, come and sing with me. We soldiers are no different and are ready to sing──"
Embarrassed, he raised his head, but no one followed.
"Ahhhh!!" He sat down on the ground angrily, "Look at others, then look at you!!"
"We who are soldiers──"
Wang Yi suddenly started singing.
He behaved in a stylish way, and his singing voice was loud and powerful.
Li Hongyan also picked up: "What's the difference───"
Yan Hong also kept up with the rhythm: "Just because we are all wearing simple military uniforms!"
When Bai Yan saw it, he was instantly inspired. He immediately got up from the ground, took a trumpet and started singing loudly.
With their start, others did not fall behind. Ye Yunfei, Han Xiao, and Cheng Qian also kept up with the rhythm. They seemed to be able to sing.
But Shen Li can't sing.
But she doesn't want to lose, singing Jun Ge is also a kind of competition.
She opened her mouth and followed their singing: "Well, we... we are like... the army... we are pretending..."
I mixed up a few words in twos and threes and sang it very loudly, which was not even satisfying. I had to crowd in front of the speaker with Bai Yan and sing loudly.
"Just... this... like..."