Chapter 47: Hmph, Stinky Xiaolan! (Third update seeking monthly tickets, continued reading, and collections)
Ansheng sat on the roadside flower bed, looking at the incense, roasted meat, two packs of cigarettes, and even an unopened bottle of Dream Blue placed in front of him, feeling a bit confused.
Ansheng glanced at the five excited elementary school students who had just finished their offering and left, and twitched his mouth:
"Alright, alright... since you all don't want to do your summer homework, seeing how sensible you are, I'll reluctantly fulfill your small wish!"
At first, Ansheng refused to tear up the elementary students' homework books.
Summer homework, especially a vast amount of it.
It's a romantic part of student life, and such beautiful memories shouldn't be absent from any student's life.
If these wonderful memories were missing, once they enter society in the future, it would be a regret.
Therefore, Ansheng has always been unwilling to ruin the beautiful childhood memories of students crying over their homework just for the sake of gaining a few Wish Power points.
But after seeing the wish list, he realized that by perfectly fulfilling the elementary students' wishes, they would probably have a happy childhood.
Ansheng felt that lacking one summer's beautiful memories didn't seem so bad.
Because they could gain a more complete childhood.
"Yingyingying—"
The little fox laughed with a yingying sound, then extinguished the incense and packed the offerings given by the students into a plastic bag to take home.
For the first time, Ansheng saw someone paying to be hit.
It was also the first time he saw someone become as sad as a river flowing backward after having their wish perfectly fulfilled.
Ansheng walked home with light steps.
And at home, as Yu Xueqing started her live stream, she heard a "ding ding dong dong" sound coming from the yard.
Yu Xueqing glanced sideways with some curiosity to see what was happening in her courtyard outside.
She wasn't worried about bad people because Changxi Town, formerly known as Chen Family Village, consisted mostly of villagers who were relatives, so if Yu Xueqing shouted, the villagers would realistically come out with hoes and sickles to help.
Once there had even been a motorcycle thief, and the villagers covered him with a fishing net and dragged him to the village committee for a beating.
In the sound of "ding dong,"
A little fox wearing a collar around its neck dragged a plastic bag to the front of the house, flipped inside through the window sill, then stood on the window sill and jumped, using its weight to press down on the door handle to open the door.
In Yu Xueqing's astonishment and disbelief,
The little fox dragged a plastic bag inside, containing cigarettes, two hundred bucks, roasted meat, and a bottle of wine.
The ding ding dong dong sound earlier was from the wine bottle hitting the ground as the little fox dragged the plastic bag.
"Hiss....."
Yu Xueqing gasped, pointing at the little fox that just returned home, and said, "You... your neck, did Aunt Lin that Dad and Mom mentioned absorb your Yang Qi again?"
On regular days, the stuff in the plastic bag might make Yu Xueqing feel the little fox was amazing.
It would really go out hunting and bring back treasures.
However, now on the neck of her fox hung a watch that Ah Qing was quite familiar with.
That watch..... was valued at four million.
As Yu Zhenghong put it, even if your mom has a watch that grants longevity, you can't sell it for four million!
The little fox brought that watch back again!
Yu Xueqing couldn't care less about the few viewers in her live stream, promptly ran to the little fox's side, and turned it over.
After thoroughly checking and finding nothing was seriously wrong with her fox, Yu Xueqing breathed a sigh of relief, then slightly angrily patted the fox on its little head:
"Xiaolan! You must say no when facing strange aunts. Nowadays, aunts are scary; the thing they love most is sending small pets to get neutered for free."
"Moreover, after they neuter you, they like to hold your little balls and take photos."
"After neutering, you'll become a vixen."
"Yingyingying....."
Ansheng felt there was something inexplicably sarcastic about Ah Qing's words.
But he remembered the aunt in the Four Happiness Teahouse who had been eyeing his yarn ball.
Ansheng rarely stayed silent, seemingly realizing Ah Qing wasn't entirely wrong.
A while ago, he did encounter a peculiar girl in Changxi Town who loved holding cat bells, smirking while saying how fluffy the little things were.
"Remember! You must loudly say no to unreasonable requests from strange aunts!"
Yu Xueqing seriously insisted as she cautiously removed the collar, almost like disarming a C4 bomb.
Yu Xueqing made a call to Yu Zhenghong.
Yu Zhenghong over there was shocked, smiled helplessly, and asked Ah Qing to temporarily keep the watch safe.
Last time they went to Lin Ying's home, they didn't see Miss Lin at all, only learned from the housekeeper that the items indeed belonged to Miss Lin but she had already given them to the little fox.
Later, Yu Zhenghong forced them back, quickly left with Old Chen, and only then managed to return the items.
"Huh? Temporarily keep it? How should I keep it?" Ah Qing looked baffled at the phone that was just hung up.
"Yingyingying—"
Ansheng showed a helpless expression, patting Ah Qing's thigh in consolation.
Sister Lin Fu's wealth was unfathomable; even she didn't consider it a big deal, so there's no need for us to delve deeply into it.
'Master~ The aunt said it was delicious. She confidently tied it around my neck.'
Yu Xueqing sighed looking at the little fox, then decisively wrapped the collar with a tissue.
Under Ansheng's surprised gaze, Yu Xueqing appeared indifferent as she picked up a gas cylinder with one hand and hid the million-worth pet collar under the gas cylinder base.
"......"
Ansheng silently played a six, both to commend Yu Xueqing's cleverness and acknowledge her strength.
Truly a contender who eats two bowls of rice in one meal,
The strength to lift a gas cylinder single-handedly.
Makes Foxy feel quite safe.
...
Yu Xueqing feigned nonchalance as though nothing had happened and left the few viewers in her live stream to fend for themselves while she cooked dinner for her little fox in the kitchen.
A bowl piled with pork belly, half a pound of beef jerky, and half a pound of shrimp.
"?"
Ansheng looked at Ah Qing full of question marks.
Ah Qing pursed her little lips, her cheeks puffed up, and her eyes slightly unfocused.
Just like a girl sulking.
Foxy mine!
Eats my family's rice!
And the viewers in the live stream unconsciously started typing question marks in the unattended live room.
Streamer, streamer, didn't we just... hear something about some aunt absorbing someone's Yang Qi?
Yes, exactly that, we want to know more about it.
Streamer, can you replay that part for us?
...
During the evening live stream, Yu Xueqing seemed a bit absent-minded.
While talking about Three Kingdoms, she unknowingly veered into the story of General Zilong in and out seven times.... the courtesan of Changbanpo.
Ansheng, under the table, listened, utterly dumbfounded.
The official history might not be reliable, but the unofficial history from Ah Qing's mouth was wild indeed.
"Hmph, naughty Xiaolan!"
Before going to sleep, Yu Xueqing fiercely snuggled against the little fox's chest, getting back at him for mingling with strange aunts outside.
At night.
Ansheng sneakily slipped out of the room, disappearing into the night heading for the five kids' homes.
No.....
Even though I want to accompany Ah Qing tonight, not picking up some Wish Power feels uneasy even in sleep.
Ah Qing, forgive me! I'll just take a little bit; without it, I can't sleep, just half an hour will do...