Fox Has No Malicious Intent

"Hello, your phone number ends with..."

"3612."

Wang Ya reported the phone number to the food delivery guy, picked up the delivery ordered by Fennec Fox, and walked towards the dormitory.

"At night, do they still have military training? I wonder if selling Mixue Bingcheng here would make any sense," the food delivery guy, seeing some people in camouflage walking around campus, thought to himself.

From what he observed, there didn't seem to be any decent cold drink shops around.

And judging by the environment on campus, it looked like military training. If he went to Mixue Bingcheng tomorrow, packed two hundred cups of lemonade and set up a booth at the school gate, the price difference might be more profitable than running deliveries.

"Great! Setting up a stall it is!" After seeing the delivery fee was over forty yuan, the delivery guy, with a confident smile, rode away on his electric scooter.

Also on an electric scooter, Wang Ya returned to Fennec Fox's dormitory.

"B! B! B!"

"I already told you, gather at point B! Did you guys go back to your spawn point?"

As soon as Wang Ya pushed open the dorm door, she heard Fennec Fox's childish cursing. He was squatting on an elevated chair, keyboard turned sideways, holding a mouse with headphones on, playing CSGO.

The Fennec Fox squatted on the desk, poking its head out to look at the intense shooting game on the screen.

Adelle sat in the chair, her face blank, staring at the backs of the two foxes.

"Damn it! How is this about personal insult now!" Fennec Fox took off his headphones, threw them on the desk, his little fox face turning red as if his blood pressure had surged to his head.

"Clearly, you're all noobs, yet you want me to go back and drink milk from my mom? Pah! I'm playing CSGO honestly, but you guys, pure CS, go!"

While Tang You was not in the dorm, Ansheng prepared to experience the 4090 graphics card.

But an hour of gaming ended up causing Fennec Fox's blood pressure to skyrocket, getting reported in PUBG, and being chased in Dota asking if he needed a new mom.

Now Ansheng quietly played a round of Counter-Strike, hardly killing any enemies but got into constant quarrels with teammates, exchanging insults about each other's mothers.

Luckily, during the Dota game earlier, he had found a few people with squeaky voices to take the blame.

"It's infuriating! They're not here to game; they're using the internet as a litter box to cause trouble, then mess around!"

Fennec Fox pushed the keyboard and mouse away, looking at Wang Ya who had just brought back his delivery.

"That's a tough question for me to answer for you..." Wang Ya gave a polite smile, opened the thermal box, and put the pizza on the table.

As the pizza box opened, Adelle saw the authentic ham Naples pizza inside and couldn't help but furrow her brows, showing slight dissatisfaction.

It's soft...

The pizza had been in the box for too long; the outer ring, once fluffy and crispy, was now soggy like a soft porn star.

A Naples pizza, baked in a kiln for ninety seconds, should be eaten right away while it's fragrant, soft, crispy, and juicy, with a rich crust and a soft inside like premium toast, full of the unique "pot flavor" of authentic Italian pizza.

The strange white fox ordered a pizza that blatantly defied the ancestral teachings, a disaster that not only shouldn't be eaten but also made Adelle want to call the market supervision bureau to complain fiercely about the pizza shop for fraud and insulting Italy's intangible cultural heritage.

But.

Since she wasn't the one eating it, Adelle remained silent.

The Naples pizza was cut into four. Ansheng took out a can of Hawaiian canned pineapple from the thermal bag, placed a pineapple ring on the pizza, rolled it up, and took a bite.

Adelle's eyes widened, and her fingers instinctively came together into a cone. Her mouth opened slightly, and her chest heaved as if witnessing the end of the world.

"Huh?"

Ansheng, in the middle of chewing, glanced at Adelle and pushed the pizza on the table towards her.

"No! My ancestors... won't forgive me!" Adelle immediately shook her head and refused.

"All your ancestors combined probably don't even match the sales of Hawaiian pizza in a week worldwide."

Seeing Adelle refuse, Ansheng showed no concern and continued enjoying his authentic Hawaiian pizza.

This time... Ansheng wasn't trying to prank her.

Among all the pizzas, Ansheng genuinely liked the refreshing taste of Hawaiian pizza, just as he liked lime-flavored cola, and it was simply his personal favorite.

After being delayed at the ruins for so long, he hadn't had dinner yet!

As soon as he stepped out and saw Adelle, it naturally made him think of pizza, so he ordered some.

"......"

Adelle's face gradually twisted. Her arms, once together, were raised and then lowered, seemingly wanting to flip the table, but her innate wildness was firmly suppressed by reason.

"Whimpering..."

After devouring the pizza in a few bites, Ansheng took a sip of the free Sprite to soothe his throat. If Ah Qing were in the dorm, seeing the little fox eat like this, she might have rolled her eyes and fainted on the spot.

Carb-laden calorie bombs, layered on more calorie bombs.

The little fox's life points, absolutely -1-1-1.

"Sizzle—"

Not long after Ansheng finished eating and hadn't even played a game or two on the computer, the distant campus suddenly rang with the screech of tires, followed by a loud crash and the hissing sound of brakes.

"Is it here?"

Upon hearing the noise, Adelle's gaze sharpened, glancing towards the direction of the dorm balcony, but it was tightly covered with canvas and she couldn't see anything.

"Let's go, let's go, let's join in the fun!"

Hearing what sounded like an intrusion, Ansheng's ears perked up slightly and he immediately called Wang Ya to join him outside the dorm to watch the Security Bureau arrest Father Bianchi.

When the Security Bureau issued assignments, they didn't arrange any tasks for Fennec Fox.

They let him go wherever there was excitement according to his preference.

Commonly known as the roaming position.

"OMG!"

Following Fennec Fox, Adelle took the elevator to the dorm rooftop. When they saw what was happening in the direction of the teaching building, both Fennec Fox and Adelle were shocked.

There wasn't the anticipated intense gunfight.

Instead, there was an overturned large refrigerated truck.

A creature that looked like a lion but had skin like an elephant crawled out from the refrigerated truck.

"Moo—"

A creature that resembled a wild buffalo but was covered in layers of crocodile scales, with an estuarine crocodile tail, charged straight out of the refrigerated truck and dashed madly towards the experiment building.

"Damn it! What kind of freak are you!" Known as the 'six-unlike' of Qinling, the takin had been assigned to guard the laboratory building's entrance by Fennec Fox. It had been drinking water in the lake, intending to take a break, but on hearing the commotion, it raised its head to see an ugly old cow charging at it.

Startled, the takin gouged the buffalo with a crocodile tail with its horn, flipping it into the air.

That refrigerated truck seemed to be performing magic, generating some strange and bizarre creatures.

Having never seen such things, Adelle let out a scream and covered her mouth, rendered speechless.

"This isn't arresting the priest; it seems like the Security Bureau poked the zoo director's butt!" Ansheng quipped, seeing the strange creatures run out.