fortune-teller from hell

Chapter 2: two



"Ding Dong!"The takeout arrived.

  Holding the delivered takeout, Song Yi couldn't wait to open the bag, and the rich aroma of fried chicken instantly filled the entire room.He picked up a fried chicken leg and nibbled on it, completely forgetting that he was still live-streaming.

  Gradually the number of people in the live broadcast room gradually increased, and the pop-up screen began to be lively.

  "Wow, the anchor is eating so well!"

  "These days, even fortune tellers are starting to do food broadcasts?"

  "Anchor, why don't you speak up and tell our fortunes!"

  Song Yi's mouth was stuffed with food, and he said vaguely, "Uh-oh ... wait for me to finish eating ..."

  Seeing him like this, the viewers in the live broadcast room were certain of what was in their minds - this was definitely an eating anchor!

  "Anchor, it's not right for you to deceive the audience like this!"

  "I'm going to report you for false advertising!"

  "This fried chicken looks good, which store did you buy it from?"

  Song Yi finally ate and drank his fill, he burped contentedly, picked up a paper towel and wiped his mouth, then said to the camera, "Alright, everyone who's been waiting for a long time, we'll now start fortune-telling!"

  "Anchor, where did that black dog next to you come from?Is it used to calm the house?"

  "This dog is so skinny, did the anchor not give it enough food?"

  "This dog's eyes are a bit off, it can't be that it's starving, right?"

  The live broadcast audience's attention gradually shifted from Song Yi to the black dog that had been lying behind him, and the pop-up screen was filled with all sorts of speculation and teasing.

  Song Yi turned back to look at Xiao Bai, only to see it staring at the chicken leg in his hand, with a trace of suspicious drool hanging from the corner of its mouth.

  "Don't worry everyone, it's called Little White, it's my ... well ... pet dog, it's not some kind of townhouse god beast."Song Yi explained, then added, "It doesn't like to eat, that's why it's so thin."

  The live broadcast audience clearly didn't believe his words, and the pop-up screen became even more lively.

  "Anchor, if you keep eating like this, the dogs behind you are afraid that they will be eaten by you as reserve food!"A pop-up screen floated across the screen.

  When Song Yi saw this pop-up, he almost choked on a mouthful of drink.He put down the fried chicken in his hand and tried to put on a serious expression as he said, "Everyone, please don't speculate on my food intake as you please!I, Song Yi, even though I'm from hell, I have dignity!"

  "Anchor, when you say that, we're even more convinced that you're a starving ghost!"

  "How bad is the food in hell, starving you like this?"

  "Anchor, just admit it, you're actually trying to lure Xiao Bai with fried chicken and then put it ..."

  Song Yi simply cried and laughed, how could these people be so brainwashed?

  He was about to open his mouth to explain, but he suddenly felt a slight touch coming from his feet.

  "Aigoo, starve me to death ..." A tender voice rang in Song Yu s ears, with a hint of aggression and dissatisfaction.

  Song Yi looked down, only to see Little White looking at him pitifully, his black eyes seeming to glisten with tears.

  "How can you talk?"Song Yi exclaimed in shock, completely forgetting that he was still live-streaming.

  The pop-up screen was instantly still for a few seconds before a more passionate discussion erupted, all of them thinking that a dog could speak human language, this was the first time they had seen such a novel script.

  "Woof!Of course this great master can speak human!Why are you mortals so startled at the first meeting!"Little White barked in dissatisfaction and shook the black fur on his body, "Also, can you stop eating!You've been eating since just now, are you a hungry ghost reincarnated?"

  "You ... you call me mortal?"Song Yi pointed to his nose, still not recovered from the shock, "Aren't you a dog?"

  "What's wrong with dogs?Can't a dog talk?Can't a dog be a god?"Xiao Bai rolled his eyes, his tone full of disdain, "Tell you, this grandpa is not an ordinary dog, this grandpa is ..."

  "Xiao Bai!"Song Yi suddenly snapped, while not moving, he swept a glance at the screen.

  In the live broadcast room, the audience has been stunned by the conversation between Song Yi and Xiaobai, the pop-up screen is as if static, only a few sporadic said "am I hallucinating".

  Seeing this, Song Yi hurriedly rounded up the situation and said, "Haha, everyone is sorry, I was just joking with you all.Seeing that everyone is bored, I'll perform a ventriloquism for everyone."

  "Che, who cares to learn how you talk."Xiao Bai muttered in a low voice, then looked pitifully at the fried chicken leg in Song Yi's hand.

  Song Yi pretended not to see it and just casually threw the fried chicken leg to Little White.Then he turned his head to the screen, cleared his throat, and said, "Everyone, I'm here to tell my fortune once, a 'Heavenly Flying Fairy'."

  The live broadcast room exploded.

  "Crap, one 'Heavenly Flying Fairy'?Anchor why don't you go rob a bank?"

  "That's right, it's just a fortune teller, it costs a thousand dollars, why don't you go die!"

  "Young people nowadays, in order to make money they really do whatever they can, even this kind of crooked way is out of the question!"

  The pop-ups came in like a tidal wave, filled with all sorts of questions, abuse and mockery.

  Song Yi, however, was not the least bit moved, still slowly and methodically gnawing on a fried chicken leg, as if those pop-ups were all air.

  "Anchor, look at me, counting marriages for only a hundred, all for the sake of the children!"

  "Stop it upstairs, a hundred dollars and you want to tell your marriage?Do you think it's a roadside stall?"

  "A thousand dollars isn't that expensive. If you can get it right, it's worth every penny!"

  "That's right, I've been to a master before, and it cost me 5,000 dollars!"

  There were also some viewers who understood Song Yi's charges, and even thought it was worth it.

  At this moment, in a luxury villa a few kilometers away from Song Yi's rental house, a girl wearing a white dress was brushing her phone in boredom.

  The girl's name was Chen Suo Wei, the only daughter of Chen Jianguo, the richest man in Hucheng.With her white skin and outstanding temperament, she was the goddess in the hearts of countless men.

  "Hehe, this live broadcast room is quite interesting."Chen Suo Wei unintentionally clicked into Song Iu's live broadcasting room, and was immediately attracted by the calm and collected boy who kept binge eating and the big black dog with a naive demeanor in the screen.

  "A thousand dollars to count a fortune, it seems not expensive ..." Chen Suo Wei looked at the side of Song Iu's face in the screen, a sudden movement in her heart, her slender fingers on the screen gently point, "Heavenly Flying Fairy"Gift special effects instantly took over the entire live broadcast screen.Colorful fairies dragged their long gauze skirts across the virtual starry sky, drawing a burst of exclamations from the live broadcast audience.

  "Crap!'Heavenly Flying Fairy', one thousand dollars a piece!Goddess atmosphere!"

  "6666, first time I've seen someone give this gift, the anchor is going to be on fire!"

  "Tuhao, begging for a hug!"

  Looking at the visual impact brought about by the special effects of the gift, Song Yi finally managed to remove her gaze from the fried chicken legs, and then after pinching her fingers and calculating for a few moments, she said, "This 'one kitten', what you want to calculate should be the safety of the elders in your family, right?"

  When Chen Suo Wei heard this, a heart was immediately raised to her throat.

  She was originally prepared to report a fake eight characters to test Song Yi's strength, but she didn't expect him to break through what she had in mind with a single word, and immediately replied, "Anchor, how do you know?"

  "This is called unpredictability, how else can it reflect my bullishness.As for the things you want to ask, the specifics will also depend on the eight characters of your elders."

  "Crap!Anchor can even calculate this?"

  "Anchor, please calculate!Please count!"

  "Anchor, add me one!I'll give you rockets!"

  Chen Suo Wei looked at the screen full of pop-ups and the confident Song Yi, and slowly sent her grandmother's eight characters over.

  Song Yi made some projections according to the eight characters, put away her previous cynicism, and her tone became calm and serious, "The eight characters of your grandparents, as I observe their destiny, should have been a rich and peaceful old age, but recently, they have been haunted by blood and light disasters, and ..."

  Song Iu paused, his brows slightly furrowed, seemingly projecting something, a moment later, he continued, "Moreover, there is a ferocious Qi impacting his Natal Palace from the Migration Palace, I think this old man has been out of touch with his family for many days, and is probably missing."

  Chen Suo Wei immediately stared wide-eyed, as if a bolt of lightning flashed in his mind, shocked that only the police and his family knew about his grandmother's disappearance.

  Thinking of this, a chill ran straight from the soles of her feet to the sky, Chen Suo Wei was filled with Song Yi's words, a heart in seven places, as if it was tightly clutched by a large invisible hand, making her almost breathless.

  "Anchor, please save my grandmother!"Chen Suo Wei couldn't care less about being reserved and directly typed out a line with a super rocket gift special effect attached.

  The bright red rocket special effect exploded on the screen, drawing all the viewers' gazes over.

  The viewers in the live broadcast room were also stunned by Song Yi's words, and the voices that were still somewhat skeptical originally disappeared at this moment, replaced by a screen full of shock and curiosity.

  "Crap!A kitten sent a super rocket!What kind of divine operation is this?"

  "The anchor is bullish!The tycoon cats have come to ask for a reckoning, it looks like we're going to witness a miracle today!"

  The pop-ups poured down like a waterfall, and the colorful gift effects almost covered the entire screen as the number of people in the live room quickly soared.

  As Song Yi watched this scene, the corners of his mouth rose slightly, revealing a hint of a winning smile.

  "Thank you for the super rocket from 'A Little Cat', this karmic master doesn't need to be anxious, and listen to me slowly."Song Iu cleared his throat and refocused his attention on the screen, "I observed your grandmother's Zi Wei Natal Palace, although there is a blood light disaster, it has not yet been fulfilled, indicating that she is currently just trapped and her life is not in danger."

  He paused and continued, "As for where she is trapped ..."

  When Chen Suo Wei heard this, she was so anxious that she couldn't hold back any longer, and directly sent out a "Flying Fairy Out of the Sky", anxiously sending out a pop-up asking, "Anchor, please, quickly tell me, where is my grandmother trapped in the end?As long as you can find my grandma, I'll definitely reward you with a lot of money!"

  Song Yi looked at the flickering gift effects on the screen, the corner of his mouth rising slightly, "It's gloomy there, and the five elements are gold, like an elevator!"Song Yi pondered for a moment and said word by word, "If I'm not wrong in my calculations, your grandmother should be trapped under the elevator compartment!"

  "What?!"Chen Suo Wei exclaimed in shock, her cell phone nearly slipping out of her hand.

  The viewers in the live broadcast room exploded when they heard the address reported by Song Yi.

  "I'll go!This anchor really dares to say anything!Under the elevator compartment?How can that be!"

  "Exactly!This is too outrageous!I've been alive for more than twenty years and I've never heard of anyone being trapped under an elevator car!"

  "Is this anchor deliberately making up stories?To attract eyeballs?"

  The pop-ups flew like snowflakes, with skepticism and mockery rising and falling.

  However, Chen Suo Wei couldn't care less about these pop-ups at the moment, all she could think about was the image of her grandmother trapped underneath the elevator compartment.

  "Anchor, please, you quickly tell me, my grandmother she ... how is she now?Is she okay?"Chen Suo Wei trembled her fingers and quickly typed out a line of pop-ups, her tone filled with anxiety and fear.

  Song Yi looked at the pop-up screen sent out by Chen Suo Wei on the screen, his brows slightly wrinkled, a trace of gravity flashing in his eyes.He counted with his fingers and said in a deep voice: "The situation is not good, this elder of yours, is currently still alive, but is trapped in an elevator kind of extremely yin land, the yang qi is cut off, if you can't save it before tonight, I'm afraid that ..." Song Yi didn't say any more, but the tone of theGrossness already said it all.

  The audience in the live broadcast room boiled even more when they heard this.

  "I'll go!Is this anchor serious?And before tonight?Isn't this clearly nonsense!"

  "That's right!How can a person be trapped under an elevator compartment and still be alive?This anchor is also too capable of making things up!"

  "Anchor, can you explain how it's possible for a person to be alive underneath an elevator compartment?How did you figure it out?"

  "This anchor couldn't have colluded with this 'one kitten' and intentionally acted for us to see, right?"

  The pop-ups came like a tsunami, questioning, mocking, and abusing sounds mixed together, almost drowning Song Yi.

  "Anchor, don't listen to their nonsense, my grandmother is indeed missing, our whole family has been looking for days, the police are also helping, but ... but none of them have been found ..." Chen matchmakerMicro's pop-up screen appeared again, "Please, you must help me find my grandmother!"

  The viewers in the live broadcast room were quiet when they saw this pop-up, and the original questioning and mocking turned into curiosity and anticipation.

  "Anchor, since you've figured it out, then hurry up and tell people the address, what are you waiting for?"

  "That's right, saving people is important!"

  "Anchor, if you can really help this 'one kitty' find her grandmother, I'll give you rockets!"

  Song Yi ignored the pop-ups and just looked at Chen Suo Wei's ID and slowly said, "Your grandmother should be trapped under the elevator compartment in unit 13 of the Qin Shui Yuan neighborhood!"

  "What?!"Chen Suo Wei exclaimed in shock, Qin Shui Yuan was exactly the neighborhood where her family was located, and Unit 13 was exactly the building where her family lived!How could grandma be trapped under the elevator compartment?Could it be that the elevator is malfunctioning?However, even if the elevator malfunctioned, it should not be trapped under the elevator car ah!

  Chen Suo Wei immediately sent out a pop-up screen, "Anchor, I'm going to the place you mentioned, if I really find my grandmother, I'll definitely thank you!"

  After saying that, Chen Suo Wei's ID went dark, apparently leaving the live broadcast room.


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