Forcing Me to Be Reborn?!

Shen Minglang and Jiang Wanzhou, these two jokers, insisted on adding a "save me" after @Cousin.

It made him take things somewhat seriously.

"Reply! Hurry up and reply to the WeChat!" Cousin was anxious.

In the end, Shen Minglang sent a 57-second voice message, roughly describing the current situation of Cheng Zhu's short video platform.

Cousin: "???"

For God's sake, what does this have to do with the "save me" you two sent?

Did he abduct you and threaten not to release you if unresolved?

Insane!

What's more ridiculous is that Shen Minglang and Jiang Wanzhou, those two jokers, did this.

"Why is Ningning also calling me in the group?" This was what Cousin found most strange.

Of course, Cousin, who cares about his younger siblings, was relieved to see they weren't really in trouble.

But... why the hell is it Cheng Zhu again!

Since last year, this name has frequently appeared in the group.

He can't remember how many times he sent such a message: "I mean, who the hell is Cheng Zhu exactly!"

Someone explain to me, who the hell is Cheng Zhu!

Ultimately, the usually ignored Cousin didn't get an answer.

But far away in Beijing, he silently took notice of this person.

Until Shen Qingning pulled a genius move at Zhou Jielun's concert, promoting Youu Tea to Milk Tea Lun, pushing it onto the Weibo hot search list, and it exploded instantly!

Since then, Cheng Zhu gradually entered Cousin's view and became more tangible.

Nowadays, with his high online presence, Cousin isn't offline, so he doesn't send such ignored text rants in the group anymore.

However, he still had questions in his heart.

The question merely evolved from "Who the hell is Cheng Zhu" to "What the hell is your relationship with Cheng Zhu?"

His younger siblings came to ask him for help collectively, so he had to do something.

Even if it was to help an outsider.

But inside, he felt that as Cousin, the elder among his peers, he had a duty to clarify the relationships.

So he asked: "What's your relationship with Cheng Zhu?"

Jiang Wanzhou: "He's my close friend and family."

Shen Minglang: "He's my brother in arms."

Cousin: "Are you guys trying to act out 'Brocade Spring Saber' here, thinking I haven't watched this film last year!"

Besides, in the movie, the phrase [Money Monk] is said to a eunuch, right?

Jiang Wanzhou directly typed: "I'm serious!"

Shen Minglang followed up with typing: "Me too!"

Cheng Zhu has been my buddy since childhood, how is he not my close friend and family?

Cheng Zhu calls me cousin, I call him cousin, how is he not a brother in arms?

These two jokers almost simultaneously sent another WeChat message.

Shen Minglang: "You can't help, right?"

Jiang Wanzhou: "You don't want to help, right?"

Cousin was really done.

Please, can you show a bit of an attitude when asking for help?

In the group, consistently ignored, he felt there was a need to stand his ground.

"Is this how you ask for a favor?" Cousin typed forcefully, trying to establish his status as the elder brother.

"Then forget about helping." Shen Minglang replied instantly.

"Oh, it's over, it's over!" Jiang Wanzhou added with an "I'm out" emoji.

Cousin immediately said: "Hey, don't, I'm helping, who said I won't help? Helping, helping, helping!"

Lol, reading comprehension question: What emotions do six helps from Cousin reflect?

Shen Minglang in front of Cheng Zhu, smugly typed: "Asking you to help is giving you a chance to shine!"

Even though Jiang Wanzhou wasn't physically present, his cooperation was seamless: "Exactly, show some flair of our family's Cousin!"

Cheng Zhu watching from the side felt both amused and helpless.

The brat was still wondering: "Ningning is surely watching silently, just not talking, wonder what she's thinking."

Thinking of this, Cousin suddenly @Shen Qingning in the group chat.

"Ningning, they're saying close friend and family, brother in arms, what's your relationship with him?"

This won't seriously be like people say online, my future brother-in-law, will it, damn!

Shen Qingning: "He sends me money."

"What the heck?" Cousin was shocked.

"Ningning and I invested in Youu Tea, I'm really speechless, you haven't kept an ounce of our siblings' careers in your mind, not remembered at all, Lord Jing?" Shen Minglang typed.

Cheng Zhu watching felt amazed, thinking about how good-tempered this Cousin must be.

But from their back-and-forth, he could see their relatives likely had close relationships since childhood.

"Oh right, you invested in Youu Tea. By the way, I've bought it several times, I like Youu Tea's strawberry, your sis-in-law likes succulent grapes and passion fruit, especially passion fruit, there was a time, every few days she had to have some, and I remember this store opened on a very bad weather day in Beijing…"

Cheng Zhu watching the random long text from Cousin strangely understood why people didn't like to respond to him.

Not just rambling, he even doesn't... do! paragraphing!

Oh my god, no paragraphing!

Shen Minglang slightly curled his lips, irritated, and tapped his phone screen forcefully, turning to Cheng Zhu: "This guy is like this, sometimes sends such long messages that the phone screen can't fit, I have to scroll up!"

"Is he like this at work too?" Cheng Zhu was puzzled.