Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

PS: Manchester City VS Arsenal tonight!

I wish Arsenal a win!

If you win, I’ll give you an extra update. I owe you two more updates in March. We’ll supply them together after the Qingming Festival.

I am from Fujian Province, and I have to pick tea during the Qingming Festival. The tea market is not good this year, so I will work hard to support my family.

So I will be more diligent in April.

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The football popped out and Luke Shaw made the first big-footed clearance.

The football flew towards the Manchester United half, and a streak of yellow lightning and red lightning rushed towards the landing point of the football.

"...Luke Xiao passes the ball to Xia Qi, and Arsenal counterattacks!"

"Giggs is also chasing the football. Oops, Giggs... haha... Giggs has taken action. This Welsh sports car is old. This is the only way to prevent Xia Qi from breaking through..."

on the field,

Seeing that Xia Qi was about to walk away, Giggs reached out and grabbed the hem of Xia Qi's jersey in desperation.

Xia Qi did not fall to the ground after being pulled, but continued to rush forward almost unaffected.

Giggs was embarrassed for a moment. It was neither a matter of letting go nor a matter of not letting go.

He simply changed his mind, gave up his old face, and held on to Xia Qi's jersey tightly without letting go.

Then, a jaw-dropping scene happened.

I don’t know if it’s because Giggs’ strength is too small or because the quality of Arsenal’s jerseys is too good.

On the court, Giggs was dragged away by Xia Qi.

tractor!

Literally, one drags and the other pulls! Ji is an onomatopoeia, the sound made by people rubbing on the lawn.

The referee had the whistle in his mouth but never blew it. He was right not to blow it because it was beneficial to the offense.

There was an uproar at Old Trafford!

Many old Red Devils fans had tears in their eyes and screamed to the sky in grief and anger!

Giggs, who was in Class 92, was revered as: The God of the Left. Nowadays, the flying left wing is not only unable to fly, but also reduced to using foul methods to defend.

The saddest thing is that even the foul can't stop it!

Poor white happened!

Al Xia Qi moved forward all the way. Giggs, who was unwilling to let go, was already on the ground. However, Al Xia Qi, who had no feelings, not only did not stop, but stepped on the accelerator hard.

After sprinting forward for two or three meters, Giggs felt exhausted and finally let go. Xia Qi, who felt light all over his body, flew out like an arrow from a string.

[Although I support Xia Qi, I still feel heartbroken when I see Ziggs chewing mud. The general is grieving and his hair is gray, and the hero is dying. 】

[It’s so cruel and inhumane. Will Giggs leave a lifelong psychological shadow? 】

[Offensive is advantageous, what's wrong with Xia Qi? Of course, there is nothing wrong with Giggs trying his best to defend. What is wrong is that the quality of this jersey is too good. If it is so good, can sales increase? Finally, I would like to ask, where can I buy the same model in China? 】

[This incident proves that choice is more important than hard work. If Giggs had pooped his pants...]

【Stinking rogue! ! ! It's a pity, it would be better if I just pooped my pants...]

Giggs’ efforts were actually not in vain.

After getting rid of Giggs, Xia Qi lost the opportunity to single-handedly goalkeeper.

Vidic and Jones have returned to defense together.

At this point in the game, it’s already the bayonet fight.

Vidic and Jones slid directly towards Xia Qi without hesitation or hesitation.

Xia Qi is also very decisive, you shovel, I pass the ball!

The football drew a parabola, flew over Jones' body, and fell toward the baseline.

After the football was passed, Xia Qi jumped over Jones' lap and chased the football hard.

On the other side, Balotelli, De Bruyne, and Gnabry were three. The first two were one after another in the middle, while Gnabry rushed towards the goal from the right.

"Xia Qi passes the football to himself three seconds later. As long as he can catch up with the football and pass the ball, Arsenal will be outnumbered in the Manchester United penalty area."

Amid the boos and curses of Manchester United fans, Xia Qi galloped on the left side of the court like a whirlwind, and crossed the ball before the ball flew out of the baseline.

The football flew towards the Manchester United penalty area, and he himself fell to the ground at the moment of passing the ball, and then hit the billboard hard due to inertia.

The football that was passed into the penalty area was fast and urgent, with an exaggerated arc.

De Gea, who was about to pounce on the ball, discovered something fishy about the arc in the blink of an eye and decisively took two steps back.

really!

The football did not fall into the net, but flew strangely towards the back of the goal.

De Gea was right.

But what's the use? ?

At the back point, Balotelli bent his bow and fired an arrow, volleying in the air at a small angle.

De Gea immediately fell to the ground and blocked it.

But the football was too fast and the shot was too close. In the end, De Gea still couldn't save it.

"The ball is in!"

"It was another dramatic scene. Manchester United was suddenly counterattacked by Arsenal during the attack. Xia Qi assisted Balotelli to score, leading Manchester United 1:2."

"Although Balotelli scored this goal, the most exciting thing was the scene when Xia Qi dragged Giggs to break through..."

After the referee made the decision that the goal was valid, he ran towards Giggs.

The Manchester United generals secretly shouted bad, Rooney quickly ran to the referee and said to the referee in a hurry: "Mr. Referee, this is a misunderstanding."

"Is this a misunderstanding??" the referee pointed to the drag marks on the lawn with a smile.

Rooney cursed in his heart: Beast!

This beastly curse was of course directed at Xia Qi, the humanoid monster!

Seeing the long list of evidence, Rooney stopped being sophistical, put on a smile on his face, and clasped his hands together: "Mr. Referee, he was wrong. I will give you a verbal warning to ensure there will be no next time."

The referee pushed Rooney away: "You teach me how to do things?" After speaking, he took out a yellow card.

The Manchester United generals breathed a sigh of relief, a yellow card is acceptable.

According to the rules, a red card can also be given because Giggs was the last defender at the time.

But Ferguson on the sidelines was not satisfied. He yelled at the fourth official dissatisfied: "Why is it a yellow card? They all scored. If we fouled, then the goal should be invalid."

The fourth official looked businesslike: "Sir, if you have any objections to the penalty, you can appeal to the FA."

Ferguson cursed and walked back to the coaching bench. In fact, what made Ferguson angry was not only the yellow card but also the score of 1:2. In the ten rounds of the league, Manchester United ranked eighth in the Premier League, ten points behind Arsenal.

If they lose this game, it is difficult to say whether Arsenal will be the Premier League champion, but Manchester United will definitely miss the championship.

The "Tractor" clip just now was replayed on the LED screen at the scene. This scene was more impactful than the goal.

Seeing Giggs being dragged away like a dead dog, Old Trafford was angry, and all the eighteen generations of women in Xia Qi were greeted...

Arsenal fans certainly feel differently...

[Tsk, tsk, Giggs pulled so hard, Fan Xiaqi was pulled down directly even if his body was weak. 】

[They say that Xia Qi and Jiu Ye are the same. They come out for a walk. Does Jiu Ye have this power? 】

[This scene will become Wang Laoji's "ghost scene", a moment that I will never want to recall in my life. 】