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Chapter 565 The innocent Zhu Bajie
"Don't talk nonsense, my Cuilan and I are in love..." Zhu Bajie explained to Liu Tianyou when he heard Liu Tianyou mention Gao Cuilan.

"Xiangyue ass, I won't say whether you forced him or not, maybe you still plan to stay in Gaolaozhuang forever, maybe you forgot what Guanyin Bodhisattva said that day?" Liu Tianyou didn't wait for Zhu Bajie to finish, So he interrupted Zhu Bajie's words.

"How is it possible, am I not the monk who is waiting for that Dongtu to come?" Speaking of which, Zhu Bajie was suddenly stunned, and after a pause, he looked at Liu Tianyou with blinking pig eyes as if he had just realized it, and continued: "You are here, which means that the monk from the Tang Dynasty has also arrived. Oh, why didn't you say it earlier."

"I told you earlier, how could I have the opportunity to beat you up?" Liu Tianyou said bluntly.

"Why do you have to beat up the old pig to be happy." Hearing Liu Tianyou's words, Zhu Bajie suddenly became depressed.

"Well... in order to test your strength, you need to know that you have traveled thousands of miles to the west, and there are countless monsters and ghosts along the way. I want to know how your strength is. You are satisfied with this explanation." Liu Tianyou opened his eyes and started. Talk nonsense.

Zhu Bajie obviously didn't believe Liu Tianyou's nonsense, but he couldn't beat him, so the beating was for nothing, so he didn't want to mention this useless matter with Liu Tianyou, stepped forward and grabbed Liu Tianyou's sleeve and shouted: "Hurry up, hurry up, Quickly take me to see that monk from the Tang Dynasty. Speaking of which, the Bodhisattva wants me to worship that monk from the Tang Dynasty as my teacher. In this case, wouldn't you be my senior brother?"

"It's good for you to call that Tang Dynasty monk a master, but it's not right to call me a senior brother." Liu Tianyou snatched the sleeve from Zhu Bajie's hand with all his strength, and then said to Zhu Bajie slowly.

"???" When Zhu Bajie heard Liu Tianyou's words, he didn't feel puzzled for a while, and looked at Liu Tianyou with puzzled eyes, and Liu Tianyou got goosebumps when he saw it.

"Idiot, don't look at me like that, be careful and I'll beat you up again." Liu Tianyou was uncomfortable being looked at by Zhu Bajie, took a step back and threatened, and then continued: "I was escorted by the Tathagata Buddha to learn Buddhist scriptures from the west. But the Tathagata Buddha never told me to worship Tang Seng as a teacher, and I was nothing more than a bodyguard." Speaking of this, Liu Tianyou pointed at Zhu Bajie, and continued: "Speaking of which, you are Tang Seng's first apprentice. , you are the senior brother, how are you, are you happy, surprised, surprised or not."

When Zhu Bajie heard that Liu Tianyou said that he was the senior brother, he was immediately elated, and his big mouth was almost grinning to the back of his head, but he was just so happy, when he saw Liu Tianyou looking at him with playful eyes, he immediately remembered , even if I am a senior brother, I have a shit, my strength is not as high as that of others, and I can't do anything for others. Is it possible that my senior brother can assign Liu Tianyou to do something? My status is still the lowest. Thinking about it this way, Zhu Bajie just now The good mood disappeared without a trace, and he looked at Liu Tianyou with extremely resentful eyes.

"Hey, hello! What's your expression, you idiot? Be careful, I'll beat you." Liu Tianyou made a gesture of raising his hand to hit him, scaring Zhu Bajie back a step, and then continued: "Speaking of which, I will follow you that day. When he became a Bodhisattva, the Bodhisattva didn’t just enlighten one person.”

"Huh?" Zhu Bajie's eyes lit up immediately when he heard it. It turns out that he is not the bottom one. Although he can't be the leader of this team, there are still people who can be bullied by him anyway. Liu Tianyou sang: "Good brother, don't play tricks on me anymore, take me to see the master quickly."

"What a good brother, it sounds so nasty, please remember it for me, my name is Liu Tianyou, if you call me a good brother or something, I will make you fatter." Hearing Zhu Bajie calling himself a good brother What the hell, Liu Tianyou's hairs stood on end, squinting his eyes and threatened Zhu Bajie.

"Okay, okay, I got it, I got it, how about I call you Brother You from now on?" Zhu Bajie didn't care about Liu Tianyou's threat at all, he licked his face and flattered Liu Tianyou.

"Cut, it's up to you." Liu Tianyou also had nothing to do with the skinless and shameless Zhu Bajie, but fortunately, his purpose of coming here to stand up this time was finally achieved, and a lot of troubles along the way would be avoided in the future.

A fire burned the Yunzhan Cave, and the two rushed to Gao Laozhuang in the clouds.

On the way, Liu Tianyou felt bored, so he looked at Zhu Bajie and asked, "Idiot, you and Gao Cuilan have been married for a while, why didn't Gao Cuilan give birth to a litter of piglets for you?"

"This, that..." Asked by Liu Tianyou, Zhu Bajie became shy, and Gu Zuoyan didn't want to say it.

"Idiot, if you don't tell the truth, I'll beat you." Seeing Zhu Bajie hesitating, Liu Tianyou rolled up his sleeves and threatened Zhu Bajie.

"Don't, don't, brother, you have something to say, you have something to say." Zhu Bajie still followed Liu Tianyou's tricks, probably because the beating just now had formed a psychological shadow, and when he was threatened by Liu Tianyou, he immediately poured beans. Tell the things in one breath.

After listening to Zhu Bajie's words, Liu Tianyou laughed heartily, pointing at Zhu Bajie while laughing and said: "You useless idiot, what you mean is that you have been married for so long, and you and Gao Cuilan have never consummated your marriage. Moreover, you have been sharing the same bed for such a long time, and you haven't even seen the other person's body, you just held hands, and the reason for all this is because you are shy, hahahahaha, I laughed so hard, no Thinking of you, this pig is still an innocent pig."

"Don't laugh, don't laugh, what's so funny." After being ridiculed by Liu Tianyou, Zhu Bajie got a little crazy, and growled at Liu Tianyou with his eyes wide open.

"Okay, okay, I won't laugh, I won't laugh." Liu Tianyou said not smiling, but the laughter still came from his mouth.

Before coming here, Liu Tianyou was still very contemptuous of this pig who had succumbed to the Chinese cabbage, but after hearing about Zhu Bajie and Gao Cuilan, Liu Tianyou's prejudice against Zhu Bajie was immediately cast aside. Tianyou's impression was that he was greedy for money and lustful, and he was extremely greedy and lustful, but now Liu Tianyou found that all of this was an illusion. This guy was actually very innocent. It seems that this guy was demoted to the world for molesting Chang'e. Liu Tianyou really can't believe what's so tricky. This pig has shared the bed with Gao Cuilan for several years. Because of his shy relationship, he only touches her hand. What kind of situation is he under to molested her in public? Chang'e's.

(End of this chapter)