Fate: Emiya the Host

Clang!

As for his own home, Shirou was kicked out of the house.

Along with him, his school bag was also thrown out.

"Seriously, at least let me change into my uniform," Carrying his school bag, Shirou sighed.

Chaldea Academy had a rule that uniforms must be worn on campus.

If not, you'd definitely be caught by the Disciplinary Committee and reported to the homeroom teacher, who would then make you write a thousand-word reflection.

'Speaking of which, who is the Disciplinary Committee member again?', Having not seen the academy in over two months, Shirou pondered.

To avoid the morning and evening rush.

Shirou reached Chaldea Academy smoothly in thirty minutes.

Originally, he intended to go straight to the Fuyuki Bridge to check the situation, but Sella didn't seem to be joking... he could only wait until after school.

Entering the academy, Shirou guessed it should now be the second class period.

And it happened to be Fuji-nee's English class, if he went, she'd definitely pull him to the podium and scold him in front of the whole class.

So he decided to wait in the library and return to the classroom during the next period.

However...

Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!

The phone kept ringing nonstop.

He opened it and saw the contact labeled Fuji-nee.

Previously, it had been labeled Tiger.

As a result, after Fujimura Taiga really got angry, Shirou changed the label.

She seemed to have said she hated being called Tiger the most, so last time when he called her that in front of the whole class, she probably got really angry.

But she seemed to forgive him in three seconds that day.

Why?

(Hint: That was the day Shirou had just obtained the system.)

Unable to figure it out, and belatedly realizing he had done something wrong, Shirou answered the call.

What followed immediately was a tiger's roar, ["Shirou, you have three minutes to get to class, or teacher me will be super mad~ AWOOO!"]

Beep! Beep!

Shirou held his forehead.

"Guess I can't run away after all," Putting his phone back in his pocket, Shirou left the library entrance.

Passing by the sports area, living services area (dorms, cafeteria, supermarket), and the laboratory building, he arrived at the most conspicuous teaching building cluster, marked with red roofs.

Chaldea's teaching buildings were numerous, including the foreign language building, the main academic buildings, and the computer center.

If viewed from above, the layout was very obvious visually.

Including the school gate, three teaching buildings surrounded a spacious central courtyard.

And to make things easy to distinguish, the roofs were marked in bright red.

Other areas: the laboratory building was blue; living services green; sports area blue; cultural arts zone purple.

They were arranged in this order.

In the courtyard surrounded by the teaching buildings, choosing the most grand-looking central teaching building, Shirou went up three steps.

A few minutes later, he appeared at the classroom door.

Before he could even announce himself, Fujimura Taiga, who had been waiting for a while, grabbed him and instantly pushed him onto the podium.

And said sinisterly, "Shirou-kun, you came just in time. Teacher just happens to need a student to come up and practice this dialogue with me."

Are you sure it's just in time, or do you want to see me humiliated?

Shirou remained silent, the corner of his mouth twitching.

It's time to activate my mysterious Level 130 skill.

'Hosting mode...'

From the back row by the window, Fujimaru Ritsuka immediately cried out in alarm, "No good, Fujimura-sensei, Emiya-kun is about to do the Dragon King's crooked mouth! Quick, tear his mouth open!"

Student: ( ꒪Д꒪)ノ

Fujimura Taiga: (=ﾟДﾟ=)

Shirou: ∑(O_O;)

'Be a decent person, Fujimaru-san!'

'Do you even realize what you're saying?'

Shirou wanted to hold his forehead.

Unfortunately, the hosting had already activated.

As a result, System Shirou did not immediately take out the English textbook, but instead paused.

His expression was cold like Assassin EMIYA, carrying his backpack, and under the gazes of everyone, walked out of the classroom.

"?"

'What are you doing again, SYSTEM!'

Shirou nearly broke down, he didn't command it to violate school rules or anything.

The system responded.

["You must wear the school uniform in the academy."]

Shirou froze, speechless.

'But skipping class isn't okay either, right?'

So according to the system's judgment, not wearing the school uniform was more serious than not attending class.

'Wait a second...'

Shirou thought seriously.

This actually wasn't wrong, he had personally seen students not wearing uniforms being made to stand with buckets for a whole class.

'So the one who's wrong isn't me, it's this world!'

In the end, through Shirou's own operations, he made the system return to the classroom.

Facing Fujimura Taiga's man-eating glare, System Shirou said nothing, coldly took out the English textbook from his backpack, and urged, "Read. Now!"

The classroom fell into a moment of silence.

Fujimaru Ritsuka and Mash opened their pink little mouths.

The former looked a bit embarrassed, "E-Emiya-kun, I was just joking, it's not... it's really not that serious!"

Fujimura Taiga turned into a chibi animation, a volcano erupting behind her.

She angrily picked up the textbook and, like looking at a death list, said, "Very well, your wings have hardened, huh? Let teacher see how high you can fly!"

———

[Ten Minutes Later]

Having her grammar mistake pointed out again, Fujimura Taiga curled up in a corner.

"I'm sorry, truly sorry. Teacher is unworthy of teaching English, unworthy of being a role model... sob! sob! sob!"

Now it was Shirou's turn to be expressionless.

'Hosting-san, look what you've done.'

Luckily, Fujimura Taiga was mentally strong. After a brief shutdown, she resumed teaching.

Only her eyes would occasionally glance at Shirou, who had returned to his seat.

Yes, with a suspicious look.

This kid she'd watched grow up, regardless of how he turned out, couldn't even say "I love you!" in English to her, how did he suddenly become more fluent than a native speaker?

'Your bloodline isn't pure!'

'Not even in Japanese are you this accurate.'

And it wasn't just Fujimura Taiga who was suspicious.

Barely a second after class ended, Shirou was cornered at his desk by Fujimaru Ritsuka and Mash, unable to move.

Two minutes later, Shirou couldn't take the staring anymore, "You two, enough. If you have something to say, just say it. Don't look at me with those weird eyes, okay!"

"Weird?", Fujimaru Ritsuka tilted her head like she broke, "Isn't it Emiya-kun who's weird!"

"Exactly, it's Emiya-kun who's weird!", Mash firmly echoed.

That heartbroken expression, as if they'd been lied to by a scumbag a hundred times.

Shirou's mouth twitched, he retorted, "How exactly am I weird?"

"You're weird all over!", Fujimaru Ritsuka said seriously in a tone as if she had seen through everything, "Emiya-kun, why did you betray Mash and me?"

"Yes, why did you betray me and Ritsuka!", Mash nodded sternly beside her.

Two beautiful girls squeezed together at one desk, cornering a boy.

That was already weird enough, and they even kept saying incomprehensible things.

Even Shirou had to show a Question Mark face.

"What exactly are you two trying to say? How did I betray you? Can you stop being so cryptic! My brainwaves don't sync with yours," Shirou tried hard to complain.

The result was the two girls' silent gazes.

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