NOVEL NEXT Chapter 188
Chapter 188: I can only trick you, but you can’t trick me!!
“Are you still speaking in human language?”
Jiang Feng felt that he couldn’t do it without complaining. Really?
“Haha~”
Everyone has heard of Jiang Feng’s mouth.
“That is, after dating, did you find that Jiang Feng was very different from what you thought?”
Li Jing’s question made everyone look at Zhao Liying.
“not at all! Zhao
Liying smiled and shook her head. Her answer surprised everyone,”Not at all?””
Li Jing still refused to give up and asked.
“Not really. Liu
Yifei smiled and answered helpfully, saying:”What kind of person he was before we dated, and what kind of person he was after dating us. There is no contrast.””
“yes.”
Zhao Liying agreed with a smile and said:”There is no contrast, but some unknown things were learned after dating.”
“For example?”
Li Jing is particularly interested in this, because it is almost like breaking news.
“Let’s just talk about his face.”
Zhao Liying smiled and gestured to her boyfriend’s face.
“Before we started dating, if you looked at his face, he was so handsome, his skin was in such good condition, and he didn’t have any acne, you would think that he should pay great attention to taking care of his face.”
“Haha~”
Liu Yifei and Li Yitong already knew what Zhao Liying was talking about.
“Yes, it’s hard, isn’t it?”
In Li Jing’s opinion, this should be the case.
“Not at all!”
Zhao Liying patted her collarbone and chuckled, and said:”After dating him, I realized, oh, it turns out that all men are the same.”
“Washing your hair is measured in seconds, bathing is measured in minutes”
“When he washes his hair, he rinses it with water and wets it, then puts on shampoo. He scratches his head with both hands. When he feels foam forming, he rinses it directly.”
“Hahaha~”
Zhao Liying’s revelation made all the boys at the scene laugh.
Only the female audience was in disbelief. Apparently they didn’t expect that their idol would wash his hair so casually.
In their impression, Jiang Feng is so handsome, and his daily life should be very simple. It should be exquisite.
Even if it is not exquisite, you should be very careful about maintenance and so on, right?
“Then the same goes for taking a shower. Run the water for a few seconds. Once it’s completely wet, apply soap. As soon as any foam comes out, rinse it off immediately.”
“From entering the bathroom to coming out of the bathroom, the slowest time he took was 6 minutes”
“This also includes time for brushing your teeth”
“Haha~”
Zhao Liying said to herself, laughing until she leaned on the sofa. Liu Yifei had already taken Jiang Feng’s hand, hiding her face under his arm and laughing.
Li Yitong actually knew it, but she couldn’t Say.
Because once she says it, it means that she is also very clear about Jiang Feng’s living habits.
She is very clear about it, but she can’t say it because she hasn’t made her relationship public yet.
Otherwise, if she says it, be careful The audience will find the problem
“No, no, isn’t that too hasty?”？”
Li Jing is really helpless.
But Zhao Liying said with a smile:”I used to think that only my dad and grandpa were like this.”
“But after dating him and discovering that he took a shower so casually, I realized, ah~ Men all over the world are like this?”
Jiang Feng, the person involved, did not speak. He just lowered his head and looked at Liu Yifei, who was lying next to him with a smile.
“The most exaggerated thing is that once we ran out of shower gel and soap.”
“He just went to the kitchen to get some dishwashing liquid.”
“Hahaha~”
Zhao Liying’s revelation completely ignited the laughter of everyone in the audience.
“God, Jiang Feng, you are not that poor after all, right?”
“Just use dish soap when taking a shower?”
Li Jing felt that his three views were about to be ruined. Regarding this point, Jiang Feng had something to say:”It’s not often, it’s just once.”
“Since it was already halfway washed, it was impossible to go out and buy it. But since it was out of stock, I couldn’t use it, so I just used dish soap.”
“I went to buy it right after I took a shower, because after I took a shower, it was washed by Yingbao. There was no shower gel or soap. Girls are so delicate and cannot be compared with rough men like us, so that was the only time I took a shower with dish soap., but she told it. But
Li Jing smiled and said:”Then you can dry yourself, put on your clothes, and then wash them after you go out to buy them?”
But Jiang Feng said:”It’s too troublesome. It’s nothing anyway. It’s just a one-time thing.””
“Haha~”
The audience laughed like crazy. Is their idol such a person?
“Also, after dating him, there was a phenomenon that made us very powerless.”
“That is, he can trick us, but we can’t trick him.”
Liu Yifei changed the subject here and said something else.
“Yeah.”
Zhao Liying played with her hair and agreed with what her sister said.
“how to say?”
Li Jing showed her curiosity, and the audience was looking forward to it.
Liu Yifei smiled and let go of Jiang Feng’s hand, and broke the news to everyone:”Before we started dating, he and Mimi had a good routine in front of us.”
“When going out to eat, a girl asks a boy what he wants to eat out. At this time, the boy will tell a few of his choices and let the girl choose.”
What Liu Yifei said, all the girls present nodded in agreement.
Zhao Liying smiled and looked at Li Yitong next to her, and the two even smiled at each other.
“But in fact, girls already have something they want to eat, but they just want to do it for a while and don’t say it out loud. They have to let their boyfriends guess it. Do you know me well?”
“As long as what a boy says is not what she wants to eat at this time, she will refuse for various reasons.”
“At this time, boys will be very irritable and depressed; eating this will make them too fat, eating this will make them angry, eating this will make them afraid of getting acne, and eating this will make them afraid of being too greasy; nothing will work for them, and they ask you what you want to eat, and you say whatever you want.”
“In this situation, a boy would be very irritated”
“Faced with this situation of going out to eat, Jiang Feng would say to Mimi: Wife, let’s go to eat.”
“Mimi will ask: What should we eat?”
“Jiang Feng would pretend to be mysterious and say: What do you think?”
“At this time, Mimi said: Hot pot?”
“Usually when Mimi said this, she was basically telling Jiang Feng that she wanted to eat hot pot now, and then Jiang Feng said along the way: Are you the roundworm in my stomach? Hit the right guess?”
“Ouch~”
Li Jing, the host, was completely fooled by Jiang Feng’s routine.
“Haha~”
Zhao Liying and the others chuckled and said,”But it’s not over yet.”
“Because we have been tricked once by this kind of trick, so we will remember it next time and won’t let him trick him again.”
“Then one time he and I went out to eat. I asked him what he was going to eat out, and Jiang Feng said: Guess.”
Liu Yifei also imitated Jiang Feng’s tone at the end, and she imitated it perfectly.
“I knew he would say this, so I waited for his words”
“Sure enough, he said,”guess,” and I followed his words: I’m stumped…is it a king crab?”
“I just wanted to go against the grain of him and deliberately mentioned such expensive things.”
“But he was not fooled. When he heard me talking about king crab, Jiang Feng said: Well, my Bao’er is really good, he guessed it right in one go; but… guessing is too expensive, go ahead yourself.”
“Hahaha~”
Everyone in the entire scene clapped their hands and laughed loudly, and laughter filled the entire recording scene.
Li Jing, the host, did not expect that Jiang Feng would say such a sentence. Many male viewers said that they really learned it.
Jiang Feng When faced with this kind of problem, you can always get yourself out of it
“He is the master of anti-hypocrisy.”
Li Yitong laughed while holding a pillow, and shared with the host:”He can be pretentious and dramatic with us, but we can’t.”
“As long as our girlfriends and friends play tricks on him, he may cause trouble. Li
Yitong also had something to say, so the host smiled and said,”Tell me, how did you ruin the situation?””
“《Doesn’t the movie”The King of Comedy” have a very classic line?”
“Can you not go to work? Will you support me if you don’t go to work? I support you!”
“He and I are both actors, so we just want to experience this classic and famous scene.”
“Haha~”
Liu Yifei and Zhao Liying didn’t know what would happen, but their intuition told them that it would be shocking.
The audience was also looking forward to it, how would Jiang Feng surprise?
“So that time I was on the set of”The Condor”, and it happened to be his part, so I said to him: Can I not go to work to film?”
“Normally, the next sentence is, ‘If you don’t go to work, you support me.'”
“But Jiang Feng’s next sentence was: If you don’t go to work, you won’t even have money to put your ashes! Do you want to support me? I see you���You want to flatter me, right?”
“Hahaha~”
This line was really unexpected, and everyone couldn’t restrain their laughter again.
Liu Yifei and Zhao Liying were already hugging each other, laughing together. Sure enough, they knew that he would say something amazing. This is what this man said..Otherwise why do you say that a good man just has a mouth?
“When I heard this line, I choked so much that I choked on my saliva and spit it out.”
As soon as he thought of this, Li Yitong was particularly speechless.
But the audience was very happy, because Jiang Feng always had amazing words.
No one thought that Jiang Feng in private was such a mean-spirited person with a vicious tongue. A straight man.
Even if I thought about it, I never expected that he would be so mean-mouthed and venomous.
So, today’s understanding of Jiang Feng has really changed dramatically.
At the same time, I also feel that Jiang Feng is the only one with the longest He has to be handsome. If he is not handsome, how can he find a girlfriend with his mouth?