Its an Acquired Taste!
I say,"One moment Mr Evil Dragon! Huddle up guys I have a plan!"
I throw up a sound barrier and I speak,"So I will use my Underworld Dreadnought and blast the shit out of him! However I need you guys to tie him down while I take the shot! Issei uses Cardinal Crimson Full Drive and Vali uses Juggernaut Overdrive and lets get him down in less than 30 seconds!"
Vali says without looking embarrassed,"Sorry I used too much stamina in my last fights outside. Unfortunately my Overdrive is short lived. but I can still use my Scale Mail and demonic blasts." Damn I was hoping he could Pluto his ass, sigh.
Azazel adds,"If your plan does not work I will pull out a trump card with Asia." I nod to him, well I don't think he wants to be in the middle of a Heavenly Dragon brawl!
I tell them,"Alright team let's do this!" When I take down the sound barrier, Issei is on my right and Vali on my left!
Azazel moves back to the peerage and waits.
Issei immediately begins his chant,"I, who is about to awaken. Am the Red Dragon Emperor who holds the truth of the king up high. Holding the infinite hopes and unbreakable dreams and walking the path of righteousness. I will become an Emperor of Crimson Dragon. And I will lead you to the Path of Heaven, glowing in deep crimson light!" Issei no longer has the souls of the past possessors in his gear so only his voice is in the chant!
"Cardinal Crimson Full Drive!"
I on the other hand still have one angelic voice and demonic voice in my chant!
["I, who have fallen from Heaven. I, who sheds God's light to cover the Firmament. When love and hope is stolen. Sorrow and Regrets shall cover the lands. And I shall sunder-everything down with me!"]
["Underworld Dreadnought"]
Then both Vali and Issei shoot off to flank and fight Crom Cruach!
I have not used this form since the Underworld disaster. Now I have my six wing blades formed into my long barrel rifle. I infuse Ascalon into this shot as well, why not use dragon slaying if you got it right?!
Vali with his rapid speed casts Norse magic for his demonic blast and takes his shot on Crom Cruach. However the Evil Dragon just backhands the blast like he is a superhero! However Vali does some hand signs and the blast is on its way back!
[BOOST BOOST BOOST BOOST BOOST BOOST BOOST]
[Penetrate]
Issei delivers a punch using his pile-drive pistons in his arms, and that penetrate ability he recently learned lets him ignore most of his foes' defenses! Basically it's armor piercing!
BOOOOOM! Crom Cruach blocked with his arm, and I heard a bone cracking sound, Issei's massive punch and the Evil Dragon made a surprised face, it seems he felt that one and at that moment.....
Vali's special delivery was about to hit Crom Cruach, but once again the Evil Dragon just did a spin kick and deflected the demonic blast! However this was the plan!
My six counter-rotating golden-magic circles were spinning at max output and the 5 foot wide, [Orbital Laser] was firing! Thanks to a true laser traveling at the speed of light, Crom Cruach can't fully dodge so he chose to cover his body with both wings and arms and lower himself a bit to take the force.
FUUUUUUUUUUSH! For 10 seconds the Evil Dragon was drowned inside the beam of golden light and sizzle sounds could be heard!
When my blast finally ended I fell back into my Satan Gold form to save demonic power! After all, I did not want to blow everything just to find out I only scratched him! We all gathered up and waited for the smoke to clear, and what we saw was......
The Evil Dragon damaged far more than I predicted! Both wings are mostly missing and his one whole side is shredded missing flesh! Half of his face has his skin blasted off, and what can be seen is a golden dragon eye and sharp teeth. Sadly this is still nowhere near enough to defeat him! looks like I am out of options here...
Azazel, seeing what we managed to accomplish, just goes to plan B!
Azazel looks to Asia and says,“We’ll use the last resort! Asia please call Fafnir!”
She nods to him. Asia then makes a Dragon Gate,“Respond to my voice, the Golden King. Crawl on the ground and receive my reward! Please come out! Gigantis Dragon! Fafnir!”
From the massive 30 foot golden magic circle appeared the Gold Dragon king, Fafnir! Great plan B is to summon the fucking pool-water drinking,dragon?!
[O pantie time?]
Asia, biting down her dignity with a red face, answers him,“I-It is O pantie time!”
[Albion, do not listen to him! You will die, your heart will, that is!] Ddraig warns Albion.
[W-What do you mean, the red one? Don’t tell me it's breasts?! Is it breasts?! Ha aah I can’t breathe......]
[N-No, it’s something else which is also horrible. Fafnir is no longer the Fafnir we knew a long time ago!]
Ignoring the emotional Heavenly Dragons, Azazel asks the Dragon King,“Fafnir! When I had a pact with you, there were many items I gave you right? There should also have been a replica of the magical bullet of Tathlum among them! Bring that out! Since we have Crom Cruach here, the item that comes from the same mythology as him should work!”
[Okay. But, I want a certain thing.]
Azazel grins,“Panties right! Alright, Asia! Give your precious panties to him! If we can borrow Tathlum with that, then it’s a cheap bargain! Hahahaha! Back when I had a pact with him, I gave him tons and loads of my collection! So Asia you can use different sorts of legendary items simply with one pair of panties!”
Asia, who cares nothing for the gold dragon's treasures, just replies,“Y-Yes!”
My poor girl, sigh! I hate to agree with Azazel though!
Asia starts to look through her satchel and takes out a single pair of panties. No, not the red-lacy ones! Those are hot!!!!
[No. I am not in the mood to wear panties.]
Fafnir shakes his head no and then tells us what he wants!
[I want Asia’s school swimsuit.]
“I have it! I have brought it with me!”
Oh I see, her bag is enchanted so it can hold a wardrobe?! Smart girl!
Asia blushes and says to me,"I even have some clothes in here for you Matsuda!" I give her a thumbs up for being thoughtful.
A school swimsuit is taken out from her satchel! She also wore it when we were using the pool! Since back then, this perverted Dragon King has been craving for Asia’s school swimsuit.
Asia explains,"Sister Sona told me that Fafnir was looking at my swimwear on the pool day and told me to keep it on me just in case he wanted it!"
Wow I was only focused on the fact he was drinking the pool-water!
Crom Cruach asks everyone,“So Fafnir wants to have a swim?” Sadly no one answers him.
Asia, who made up her mind, hands her school swimsuit to Fafnir,“I will give it to you!”
Fafnir brings his huge face closer and he starts eating the school swimsuit.
[Asia's school swimsuit munch. Smooth, and fresh taste.]
[P-Panties, bottom, butt! I am not a Butt Dragon Emperor!]
[Get a grip! Get a hold of yourself, the white one!]
[Listen, Ddraig. This isn’t the place to say it, but-]
[What is it, Albion?]
[You are not the only one suffering from Breast Dragon. I am also in pain.]
[Uh, the white one! Y-You have come to understand me?!]
[Yeah, of course I have. Breasts and butts, why do we who were called the Two Heavenly Dragons have to suffer from such things this much? At one point I held a grudge against both you and Issei Hyoudou, but Issei Hyoudou and Vali aren’t the only ones at fault here. Most likely it is that this era is bad for the Two Heavenly Dragons.]
[Uh, I know! I can understand that! Yes! This era is too bitter for us, the legendary Dragons! Even Fafnir is in that state!]
[Yes, let’s have a discussion till our hearts are healed.]
[Yeah, that may be a good idea. I see, so I wasn’t the only one suffering.]
Issei says,"Ddraig I-I am so sorry!"
[I’m sorry, partner. Let me speak to Albion for a while. This discussion is really important for me right now.]
Vali looks to his wings and asks,"What can I do to help you?"
[Yes, I also want you to leave me alone for a while as well, Vali. There are things that only Dragons can come to understand.]
Fafnir, who has finished munching, opens his mouth wide.
[Aah. The surprise and shocking item of this week, now launching.]
What came out of his mouth was a huge barrel bazooka cannon.
Azazel takes that in his hand and places it on his shoulder and says,“Fantastic, this is the replica of Tathlum. A devil's bullet that once fired, is unavoidable. It is a replica of the original, a magical bullet used by Lugh to kill Balor! Now then, I’ll have myself test-fire this to see how much it will work against Crom Cruach!” He then pulled the trigger!
WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH
To our surprise the magic bullet round did not fly in a straight line but did a dizzying zigzag pattern as it sped to hit the Evil Dragon!
Crom Cruach changed his arms into enormous dragon claws to block the magic bullet! However the bullet just flew under his outstretched hands and shot upwards to strike the dragon's jaw! At the very last moment Crom Cruach transformed his jaws into dragons jaws and caught the bullet with his fucking dragon teeth! Alright he just made the term [Bite the Bullet] a real thing!!!!
Crom Cruach tricked the magic bullet that never misses by catching it like that, amazing actually. He is super scary!
Crom Cruach spit out the bullet and smiled, he then said, “It’s time. Looks like this is it.”
He turns around and leans on the wall nearby. His motivation to fight also disappears completely.
I stupidly ask,"That's it? You are going to just let us pass?" My gear is telling me he is like an office employee working for a boss he hates, and only does the bare minimum work!
“I was told to buy time for at least ten minutes. I sure would like to fight seriously the next time I meet you.” Crom Cruach just closes his eyes after healing with a Phoenix Tears.
Our group just speechlessly moved downstairs and he did not stop us!