Douluo: Phoenix God Descends, Emperor Flame Burns the Heavens

Chapter 537: Mom, You're So Shameless



"Mom, you're so shameless..."

"Huh?!"

"No, I just feel so embarrassed."

"Shut up. I haven't said anything, so what right do you have to feel embarrassed?"

"Mom, I'm ashamed for you."

Ye Qingxian gritted her teeth in anger, her voice filled with rage:

"I'm not teaching anymore!"

"You can learn it yourself from the book!"

Ye Lingling quickly grabbed Ye Qingxian.

"That won't work, Mom. You know your daughter is slow. How can I learn it by myself? Please, teach me, I'm begging you~"

Ye Lingling let out a soft snort.

"Sister Yanyan stabbed me in the back first. Since that's the case, I won't bother with sisterly affection anymore. I will take back everything I've lost!"

Ye Qingxian said irritably:

"At least you've got some backbone."

She rested her hands on the couch, her willow brows slightly furrowed, her voice soft as she said:

"Just imagine yourself as a wave, rising and falling with the tide. There are gentle waves like water, and then there are towering waves, raging seas..."

"Do you know what an octopus is? An octopus has a suction cup..."

Ye Lingling listened, her face flushing crimson.

Ye Qingxian's teaching made her body tingle.

After a while.

The increasingly explicit and embarrassing simulated teaching concluded. Ye Qingxian's face was stern, her willow brows furrowed, and she said seriously:

"Did you remember everything?"

Ye Lingling nodded blankly, then shook her head.

"Mom, I sort of understand, but I also sort of don't. Can you make the demonstration a bit more realistic?"

Realistic?

How much more realistic does it need to be!

Ye Qingxian cursed angrily:

"Get lost! Can't you have some initiative?"

"Do you expect your mom to help you with everything? Will your mom help you on the battlefield when it's time for real combat? If you can't learn it, practice more!"

Ye Lingling mumbled:

"Oh..."

She suddenly discovered a rather interesting learning method. It seemed she was truly slow at learning things on her own, but she had a strange talent for imitating Ye Qingxian. She wondered if it was due to being too familiar with her mom, or if some strange stimulation was at play.

Ye Lingling imagined herself as Ye Qingxian.

She adopted a certain posture.

"Lingling, learn from me."

"Just imagine yourself as a wave..."

Ye Qingxian was stunned, then realized that Ye Lingling was imitating her. Compared to rote memorization, this seemed to be an extremely efficient learning method.

Ye Lingling's imitation of Ye Qingxian was incredibly lifelike, a perfect replica of Aunt Ye.

She planned to use this method to deal with Lin Xiao?

Ye Qingxian's face turned red with embarrassment, her body feeling hot and feverish.

She couldn't hold back any longer and raised her hand to strike.

"I... I'll beat you to death, you unfilial wretch..."

...

Dawn had broken.

Dugu Yan was like a pool of spring water, as if about to melt.

She wore a look of deep satisfaction.

"It would be worth it even if I died..."

Lin Xiao bit her ear.

"Worth what?"

"You are worth it. I'm still not willing to part with you."

Dugu Yan glanced at the sky.

She exclaimed, "Oh no, hurry and clean up! It'll be terrible if Ling Ling finds out!"

Actually, there wasn't really anything terrible about it.

After all, she, Dugu Yan, was older. It was only reasonable for the elder to do the things adults do first.

Ling Ling was still a child.

Yanyan was not.

But because they were best friends of many years, she felt a sense of guilt, like she was doing something sneaky, a mix of nervousness and excitement.

It was thrilling, incredibly satisfying.

Lin Xiao sighed.

Being intimate with his own wife felt like he was sneaking around, truly something else.

"Sister Yanyan, the way you're acting makes me feel like a tool."

Dugu Yan kissed his cheek, coaxing him, "You're not a tool, you're my life. Come on, hurry and clean up?"

Lin Xiao was immediately happy when coaxed.

He swept Dugu Yan into his arms, eliciting a surprised cry, "What are you doing!"

"Cleaning up! Let's shower first."

...

During breakfast.

Dugu Yan noticed Ye Lingling always looking at her with a scrutinizing gaze. When she met Ye Lingling's eyes with a questioning look, all she received was a cold snort from Ye Lingling.

She wanted to ask what was wrong.

But after a long drought, the sweet rain had arrived. Even though she tried her best to hide it, the hint of spring in her eyes and brows was impossible to conceal.

Dugu Yan had a guilty conscience, so naturally, she didn't dare to pry.

Shui Bing'er and Shui Yue'er found it strange. Dugu Yan and Ye Lingling had always been the closest of friends, so why did they seem like such fake sisters today?

After the meal.

Ye Lingling suddenly leaned close to Dugu Yan and sniffed her intensely. Dugu Yan hastily pushed her away, "Hey, Ling Ling, what are you doing?"

Ye Lingling said indignantly, "You reek of Lin Xiao."

"What, did you eat Lin Xiao?"

Dugu Yan's heart pounded.

While she hadn't exactly eaten Lin Xiao, she had indeed consumed him.

Eating him in small bites, eating parts of him, chewing slowly, swallowing him whole, alternating between fast and slow, eating until she was still wanting more, eating like a thieving cat, eating like a snake swallowing an elephant...

Dugu Yan stammered, unable to speak.

Ye Lingling gave a disdainful smile.

Greedy Sister Yanyan, just you wait.

I'll make you spit out everything you've swallowed!

Pfft.

What's swallowed can't be spat out.

Then let Lin Xiao compensate me doubly!

Lin Xiao was leisurely practicing the Phoenix Frolic in the courtyard. The sun was shining brightly, and the breeze was gentle, yet for some inexplicable reason, he felt a chill in his lower back...

...

Shui Bing'er and Shui Yue'er returned to the Shui family for a visit.

Shui Shengxiao and Bai Xiuyun were overjoyed to see Shui Bing'er and Shui Yue'er. As parents, not seeing their children for several years, even knowing they were living well, they couldn't help but worry.

Now, the heavy stone in their hearts had finally been lifted.

But before they could relax.

Their hearts were once again suspended in anxiety.

Shui Bing'er and Shui Yue'er sat up straight and said with seriousness, "Dad, Mom, there's something we need to tell you."

Shui Shengxiao and Bai Xiuyun were very nervous.

The couple's hands were clenched together.

Shui Bing'er and Shui Yue'er exchanged a glance and simultaneously released their Martial Souls.

The eight Soul Rings behind them rose up respectively.

Black! Black! Black! Black! Black! Black! Red! Red!

Yellow! Yellow! Purple! Purple! Black! Black! Black! Black!

Shui Shengxiao and Bai Xiuyun's mouths gaped in astonishment, their pupils dilated.

When surprise becomes too great, it often turns into shock!

But the shock was not yet over.

To prevent her parents from being startled and agitated, Shui Bing'er decided to tell them everything at once.

"Dad, Mom, do you know about God's Examination?"

"Your daughter has already inherited the Sea God's God's Examination. Of the Sea God Nine Trials, seven have currently been completed. Although Yue'er hasn't received a God's Examination yet, we'll find a way for her to get one in the future. As for the level of the God's Examination, it will depend on my sister's talent."

After Shui Bing'er finished speaking, she fell silent.

She gave Shui Shengxiao and Bai Xiuyun ample time to process the information.

A long while passed.

Shui Shengxiao was the first to recover, and he said with a wry smile:

"Daughter, all of this, I suspect it has something to do with Lin Xiao, doesn't it?"

Shui Bing'er and Shui Yue'er both nodded.

Shui Shengxiao couldn't help but sigh.

"Our Shui Family, what virtue or merit do we have to have encountered such a benefactor!"

"Bing'er, don't remember Lin Xiao's kindness towards you as a debt. He doesn't owe you kindness; he only loves you. The kindness is for our entire Shui Family, including your sister."

When it comes to repaying kindness between lovers, love can become tainted.

Shui Bing'er nodded.

"I understand."

"I should know who I owe everything I have now to."

"To forget would be equivalent to betrayal."

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