NOVEL NEXT Douluo: I can become stronger by pitting Yu Xiaogang
059 In the Name of the Sword!
Not only Flanders Oscar Tang San and the others, even Zhang Tianyu was dumbfounded!
I thought that these two, as soul masters, had stronger physiques than ordinary people, and the effect of belly bugs should not be so overbearing.
In the end, I didn't expect the power of the belly bugs to be so powerful, it really turned them into jet fighters in front of everyone hahaha!
Seeing the extremely disgusting expression on Zhu Zhuqing's face, Zhang Tianyu still had a shocked expression on his face, but his heart was full of joy!
Hey!
Ah San, Lao Dai, you two should live on another planet.
Really, listen to my advice, you are already dead on Douluo Star, leave Douluo Star!
To be honest, in daily life, everyone will inevitably have embarrassment, such as being unable to hold back the fart, the zipper is not zipped properly, etc. These cannot be completely avoided.
If a person has a little embarrassment in front of a single opposite sex, there is a high chance of gaining the favor of the opposite sex.
Don't ask why, it's the weird psychology of human beings.
However, if you are embarrassing in front of the group, don't worry, no one will have a good impression of you because of this.
Of course, the key point is [make a little embarrassment], and don't deliberately make embarrassment.
In addition, if it is such a heavy mouthed fighter, it will not get a good impression.
Therefore, the images of Dai Mubai and Tang San completely collapsed in front of everyone in Shrek.
Ma Hongjun and Oscar looked at each other, and they both found expressions of shock and disbelief on each other's faces.
"This...what's going on?" Ma Hongjun asked.
Hearing his voice, everyone was relieved.
"Could it be because of my sausage?" Oscar looked down at his hands in horror.
"Impossible." Flender lifted his glasses, "We all know the effect of your sausage. Besides, they all ate your sausage, so why did the two of them have stomach problems? Let me see, It’s because I don’t know what to eat and my stomach is ruined.”
Crowd:......
"It's not about breakfast," Ma Hongjun said, "Everyone had breakfast this morning, but Tang San didn't eat breakfast..."
Flender waved his hand: "Oh, it doesn't matter, it's nothing more than eating a bad stomach, or catching a cold when sleeping at night, or having diarrhea, what a big deal."
Upon hearing the words 'running belly and diarrhea', everyone's minds once again recalled the scene of the two people being cremated with lightning all the way just now.
yue! ! !
Ning Rongrong, Xiao Wu and Zhu Zhuqing almost vomited!
"Okay," Flender said, "In short, you all performed very well today, go back and rest first, and adjust your state to the best state."
"Tomorrow morning, Mr. Zhao will lead the team to the Star Dou Forest to hunt for Oscar's soul ring! Everyone must participate. This is the experience of all of you. Before encountering a thousand-year-old soul beast, Mr. Zhao will not take it lightly. Yes, everything depends on yourselves, all right, let's disband now!"
After speaking, Flender turned and left.
Then Zhang Tianyu found that after the old man turned around, his back was trembling a little, and his shoulders were still twitching.
"He was holding back his laughter, he must be laughing at the fact that Dai Mubai and Tang San turned into jet fighters just now." The system said, "It's not kind to laugh in front of your faces, so I turned my back and held it back hard." laugh."
What's the don't laugh challenge ah this is?
Zhang Tianyu scoffed righteously,
Flender, you old and disrespectful old thing,
Fortunately, you are still the dean that Ah San and Lao Dai respect, to laugh at them like this is really——
Zhang Tianyu turned around, his shoulders twitched.
The next second he tried desperately to stop laughing.
Really scum!
Look how good I am, never laugh at them!
"Hey Tianyu, what are you laughing at?" Xiao Wu asked strangely.
I'm sorry I couldn't help it!
"I think of happy things." Zhang Tianyu stuffed his index finger and thumb into his mouth, and propped the corners of his mouth so that he could not smile so exaggeratedly.
"What joy?" Ning Rongrong asked strangely.
Xiao Wu said, "I seem to understand": "Could it be some weird joke again?"
"That's not it."
"what is that?"
"That year, the sow of the old Wang's family in Wanghun Village gave birth."
Crowd:......
What are you happy about when a sow gives birth?
Did you do it?
......
After half an hour.
Dai Mubai and Tang San, brothers in need, helped each other back to the dormitory.
"Tang San, are you back? Are you okay?" Oscar asked.
"It's okay." Tang San's lips turned white, he looked a little dehydrated, and asked a little weakly: "After we left, what did the dean say?"
"The dean said, take a good rest today, recover to your best condition, and set off for the Star Dou Forest tomorrow morning to help me hunt for the spirit ring."
Tang San nodded: "Okay, I'll find some new clothes and go take a shower."
Looking at the color on Tang San's pants, Oscar couldn't bear to look directly: "Ah, okay, do you want me to accompany you?"
"no need."
Walking out of the dormitory, Tang San had a puzzled expression on his face.
What's going on?
Why so 'to shit'?
I didn't eat anything unclean, could it be that I caught a cold?
It's ridiculous, with this soul master's physique, how could he catch a cold and run away?
But it doesn't look like poisoning, because taking antidote and antidiarrheal medicine is useless!
It's so weird!
Could it be because of Oscar's sausage?
Damn... I'm so ashamed today!How embarrassing!
I don't even want to go to school here anymore!
The more Tang San thought about it, the more embarrassing he became, almost crying.
Dai Mubai was not much better than him, and returned to the dormitory with a cold face.
"Boss Dai, are you okay?"
"Do you see that I look fine!"
"Uh...then what, the dean said..."
"Okay, I got it." Dai Mubai walked out of the door with a new suit of clothes, and then turned to stare at Ma Hongjun: "Among us, you are the only one who has a bad mouth, remember it for me, if you dare to speak out about what happened today. …”
Seeing Dai Mubai's clenched fist, Ma Hongjun hurriedly said: "Don't worry, Boss Dai, I won't say a word!"
Outside the village, by the river.
Dai Mubai and Tang San both stripped naked and jumped into the river.
The two of them soaked in the river with dark faces, without saying a word.
On the river bank, clothes of a certain discordant color kept reminding them that running away in public today and turning into a jet fighter was not a dream, but a real occurrence.
miserable!
"Damn it!" Dai Mubai finally couldn't hold it anymore, "I'm famous in the first life! It's all over, it's all over! Why! Why... I have my soul respecting me! Why is it still like this?!"
Tang San remained silent.
"why why!!"
After Dai Mubai's impotent rage ended, he soaked in the river decadently, and fell silent.
Contrary to the suffering of these two people, Zhang Tianyu looked excited in the dormitory.
"Reminder: The mission is complete! Random soul rings are being drawn!"
"Reminder: The extraction is complete, congratulations on obtaining a 8000-year soul ring with soul skills—in the name of a sword!"
PS: Three more will be sent!
I thought that these two, as soul masters, had stronger physiques than ordinary people, and the effect of belly bugs should not be so overbearing.
In the end, I didn't expect the power of the belly bugs to be so powerful, it really turned them into jet fighters in front of everyone hahaha!
Seeing the extremely disgusting expression on Zhu Zhuqing's face, Zhang Tianyu still had a shocked expression on his face, but his heart was full of joy!
Hey!
Ah San, Lao Dai, you two should live on another planet.
Really, listen to my advice, you are already dead on Douluo Star, leave Douluo Star!
To be honest, in daily life, everyone will inevitably have embarrassment, such as being unable to hold back the fart, the zipper is not zipped properly, etc. These cannot be completely avoided.
If a person has a little embarrassment in front of a single opposite sex, there is a high chance of gaining the favor of the opposite sex.
Don't ask why, it's the weird psychology of human beings.
However, if you are embarrassing in front of the group, don't worry, no one will have a good impression of you because of this.
Of course, the key point is [make a little embarrassment], and don't deliberately make embarrassment.
In addition, if it is such a heavy mouthed fighter, it will not get a good impression.
Therefore, the images of Dai Mubai and Tang San completely collapsed in front of everyone in Shrek.
Ma Hongjun and Oscar looked at each other, and they both found expressions of shock and disbelief on each other's faces.
"This...what's going on?" Ma Hongjun asked.
Hearing his voice, everyone was relieved.
"Could it be because of my sausage?" Oscar looked down at his hands in horror.
"Impossible." Flender lifted his glasses, "We all know the effect of your sausage. Besides, they all ate your sausage, so why did the two of them have stomach problems? Let me see, It’s because I don’t know what to eat and my stomach is ruined.”
Crowd:......
"It's not about breakfast," Ma Hongjun said, "Everyone had breakfast this morning, but Tang San didn't eat breakfast..."
Flender waved his hand: "Oh, it doesn't matter, it's nothing more than eating a bad stomach, or catching a cold when sleeping at night, or having diarrhea, what a big deal."
Upon hearing the words 'running belly and diarrhea', everyone's minds once again recalled the scene of the two people being cremated with lightning all the way just now.
yue! ! !
Ning Rongrong, Xiao Wu and Zhu Zhuqing almost vomited!
"Okay," Flender said, "In short, you all performed very well today, go back and rest first, and adjust your state to the best state."
"Tomorrow morning, Mr. Zhao will lead the team to the Star Dou Forest to hunt for Oscar's soul ring! Everyone must participate. This is the experience of all of you. Before encountering a thousand-year-old soul beast, Mr. Zhao will not take it lightly. Yes, everything depends on yourselves, all right, let's disband now!"
After speaking, Flender turned and left.
Then Zhang Tianyu found that after the old man turned around, his back was trembling a little, and his shoulders were still twitching.
"He was holding back his laughter, he must be laughing at the fact that Dai Mubai and Tang San turned into jet fighters just now." The system said, "It's not kind to laugh in front of your faces, so I turned my back and held it back hard." laugh."
What's the don't laugh challenge ah this is?
Zhang Tianyu scoffed righteously,
Flender, you old and disrespectful old thing,
Fortunately, you are still the dean that Ah San and Lao Dai respect, to laugh at them like this is really——
Zhang Tianyu turned around, his shoulders twitched.
The next second he tried desperately to stop laughing.
Really scum!
Look how good I am, never laugh at them!
"Hey Tianyu, what are you laughing at?" Xiao Wu asked strangely.
I'm sorry I couldn't help it!
"I think of happy things." Zhang Tianyu stuffed his index finger and thumb into his mouth, and propped the corners of his mouth so that he could not smile so exaggeratedly.
"What joy?" Ning Rongrong asked strangely.
Xiao Wu said, "I seem to understand": "Could it be some weird joke again?"
"That's not it."
"what is that?"
"That year, the sow of the old Wang's family in Wanghun Village gave birth."
Crowd:......
What are you happy about when a sow gives birth?
Did you do it?
......
After half an hour.
Dai Mubai and Tang San, brothers in need, helped each other back to the dormitory.
"Tang San, are you back? Are you okay?" Oscar asked.
"It's okay." Tang San's lips turned white, he looked a little dehydrated, and asked a little weakly: "After we left, what did the dean say?"
"The dean said, take a good rest today, recover to your best condition, and set off for the Star Dou Forest tomorrow morning to help me hunt for the spirit ring."
Tang San nodded: "Okay, I'll find some new clothes and go take a shower."
Looking at the color on Tang San's pants, Oscar couldn't bear to look directly: "Ah, okay, do you want me to accompany you?"
"no need."
Walking out of the dormitory, Tang San had a puzzled expression on his face.
What's going on?
Why so 'to shit'?
I didn't eat anything unclean, could it be that I caught a cold?
It's ridiculous, with this soul master's physique, how could he catch a cold and run away?
But it doesn't look like poisoning, because taking antidote and antidiarrheal medicine is useless!
It's so weird!
Could it be because of Oscar's sausage?
Damn... I'm so ashamed today!How embarrassing!
I don't even want to go to school here anymore!
The more Tang San thought about it, the more embarrassing he became, almost crying.
Dai Mubai was not much better than him, and returned to the dormitory with a cold face.
"Boss Dai, are you okay?"
"Do you see that I look fine!"
"Uh...then what, the dean said..."
"Okay, I got it." Dai Mubai walked out of the door with a new suit of clothes, and then turned to stare at Ma Hongjun: "Among us, you are the only one who has a bad mouth, remember it for me, if you dare to speak out about what happened today. …”
Seeing Dai Mubai's clenched fist, Ma Hongjun hurriedly said: "Don't worry, Boss Dai, I won't say a word!"
Outside the village, by the river.
Dai Mubai and Tang San both stripped naked and jumped into the river.
The two of them soaked in the river with dark faces, without saying a word.
On the river bank, clothes of a certain discordant color kept reminding them that running away in public today and turning into a jet fighter was not a dream, but a real occurrence.
miserable!
"Damn it!" Dai Mubai finally couldn't hold it anymore, "I'm famous in the first life! It's all over, it's all over! Why! Why... I have my soul respecting me! Why is it still like this?!"
Tang San remained silent.
"why why!!"
After Dai Mubai's impotent rage ended, he soaked in the river decadently, and fell silent.
Contrary to the suffering of these two people, Zhang Tianyu looked excited in the dormitory.
"Reminder: The mission is complete! Random soul rings are being drawn!"
"Reminder: The extraction is complete, congratulations on obtaining a 8000-year soul ring with soul skills—in the name of a sword!"
PS: Three more will be sent!
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