NOVEL NEXT Douluo: I can become stronger by pitting Yu Xiaogang
051 "Deaf Horse Spirit"
Back in front of the dormitory door, Zhang Tianyu didn't go directly into the room, but jumped up to the roof.
These days, he is used to going to the roof to enjoy the evening breeze before going to bed.
Lying on the roof, looking at the giant moon, blowing the evening wind,
At this time, if I bring beer and some skewers again, damn it, life is beautiful!
Especially here in Douluo Continent, there are no modern facilities and the environment has not been polluted.
The freshness of the air is astonishing. Zhang Tianyu thought about it. In his impression, when he was a child in his hometown in the countryside, the air was not so fresh.
Of course, what made Zhang Tianyu feel most at ease was the slim figure on the roof not far away.
Zhu Zhuqing.
"What did this chick grow up on? You are all the same age. How come Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong didn't grow up, and she developed so well?" Zhang Tianyu whispered to himself.
"Physical question." The system replied.
"That is to say, her mother has that kind of plump and huge figure?" Zhang Tianyu asked back.
"It could also be her grandma or grandma." The system replied.
"Why can't it be her father? Or grandpa, grandpa?" Zhang Tianyu asked.
system:......
What intersex people?
What androgyny?
Zhang Tianyu said: "I have seen it before on Earth. The genes of the mother's side are mediocre, but the biological daughter is very plump. There are only two explanations, either the genes come from the father's side, or the genes are mutated. Then I investigated Fan, I found that most of the female family members on the father's side are plump."
"That's why you dated that girl's aunt?" the system asked back.
Zhang Tianyu rolled his eyes wildly: "My good fellow, do you even know this?"
The system didn't answer.
The atmosphere of silence made Zhang Tianyu a little embarrassed, and said: "Although the beautiful sister is her aunt, she is only older. In fact, she is only three years older than her. Think about it, there is no difference between 25 and 28 years old. .”
"And since you can see some of my memories, then you should know my personality. I have no interest in ordinary women."
The system asked again: "Is this why you went out on a date with her grandma?"
Zhang Tianyu: ...
"Stop peeking at my memory, okay? You know this is illegal invasion of other people's privacy?"
The system said: "To be precise, I cannot obtain your memory as the host, because as you said, this is personal privacy, and I have no right to view it."
"Nonsense, how did you know?" Zhang Tianyu obviously didn't believe it.
"However, I can check the content of your association."
Zhang Tianyu was taken aback: "What do you mean?"
"For example, when hearing the word 'hawthorn', many people will subconsciously think that it is sour, and some people will drool." The system explained:
"'Very sour' is the association content in the mind, and 'drooling' is the direct chain reaction given by the body. Explain this way, do you understand?"
"Forehead......"
"Just now, when we talked about that plump girl, you, the host, immediately thought of that girl's aunt, and unconsciously recalled the scene of the three hundred rounds of fighting with her aunt in the hotel. These are all your associations content.
I can see the content of these associations. If you doubt why there is this function, then I can only say that this function helps the system to better make the host what you want. "
"For example, in the past, when you were still thinking about how to cheat Yu Xiaogang, you don't need to say, as a system, I will automatically list cheating props for you, and let you complete the cheating task, that's why I Can see your current thoughts and associations."
Ok.
"I think I need to explain," Zhang Tianyu said, "ah, I did date her grandma, but it's the same situation as her aunt, her grandma is not her real grandma, but her real grandma's sister, It was born by her grandmother in her 60s, so she was only in her thirties at the time.
You also know that in her thirties, she is a beautiful age, and she has such a good figure, she is really like a ripe peach, so with my personality, can I not have a taste? "
The system asked again: "Then that's why you took her grandma and her aunt to the hotel together?"
"Eh..." Zhang Tianyu was numb, "You should turn off the function that can see my association content!"
"This has nothing to do with me," the system said, "Can't you just think about these unhealthy things?"
"How could this special meow not associate it? First of all, I am a man with normal psychology and physiology, and secondly, I was so excited back then, how could I not associate it?"
The system was silent for two seconds: "Well, it was so exciting, and then she also went, you are not three people fighting the landlord, but four people playing mahjong... Good guy, four people, you are already committing a crime Do you know? It’s a crime to gather crowds to YL.”
"What kind of crime are you committing? Don't make shit up here. We're just playing mahjong, nothing else," Zhang Tianyu said.
"Playing mahjong is exciting?" the system asked back.
"Uh... win money! Of course it's so exciting to win money!"
"Oh, so it's not gathering crowds to YL, but gathering crowds to gamble." The system said.
Zhang Tianyu: ...
Damn, this is the first time I have seen a system that drives the host to death!
You have to label me a criminal, right?
"The amount is small, eighty cents. Is it gambling?"
"If you're eighty cents, you're going to have a blast?"
"I'm just so worthless! Are you satisfied?"
"Okay, recorded."
You record Jill, what do you record?Is it criminal evidence?
After calming down and thinking about it, Zhang Tianyu felt that something was wrong with the dog system today.
Although the dog system took advantage of him on the first day when he crossed over, since then, the system has behaved quite normally and in a satisfactory manner.
what is it today?Stop acting?Uprising?Just to hate the host?And still fighting to death?
"Please don't misunderstand, the above is just a sentiment." The system said politely.
Zhang Tianyu didn't care about it anymore.
Turning his head to look at Zhu Zhuqing's roof again, Zhang Tianyu's heart suddenly became cold.
Zhu Zhuqing is gone!
Needless to say, he must have gone back to the dormitory to sleep.
Alas, it's all right now, the beauty ran away again, and there is no way to seduce her.
It's all the fault of this dog system, who ran out at a critical moment to destroy the atmosphere, let go of the beauty, and directly caused me to suffer a huge loss!
"So why don't you give me a soul guide device or something?" Zhang Tianyu asked.
"Ah? Host, what did you say?"
"I said you can compensate me with a soul tool or something."
"Huh? Can you speak louder?"
"I said! Give me! Soul guide!"
"Are you fainted? No, all your physical indicators are normal when I test them here."
"Okay, it's alright."
"okay."
These days, he is used to going to the roof to enjoy the evening breeze before going to bed.
Lying on the roof, looking at the giant moon, blowing the evening wind,
At this time, if I bring beer and some skewers again, damn it, life is beautiful!
Especially here in Douluo Continent, there are no modern facilities and the environment has not been polluted.
The freshness of the air is astonishing. Zhang Tianyu thought about it. In his impression, when he was a child in his hometown in the countryside, the air was not so fresh.
Of course, what made Zhang Tianyu feel most at ease was the slim figure on the roof not far away.
Zhu Zhuqing.
"What did this chick grow up on? You are all the same age. How come Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong didn't grow up, and she developed so well?" Zhang Tianyu whispered to himself.
"Physical question." The system replied.
"That is to say, her mother has that kind of plump and huge figure?" Zhang Tianyu asked back.
"It could also be her grandma or grandma." The system replied.
"Why can't it be her father? Or grandpa, grandpa?" Zhang Tianyu asked.
system:......
What intersex people?
What androgyny?
Zhang Tianyu said: "I have seen it before on Earth. The genes of the mother's side are mediocre, but the biological daughter is very plump. There are only two explanations, either the genes come from the father's side, or the genes are mutated. Then I investigated Fan, I found that most of the female family members on the father's side are plump."
"That's why you dated that girl's aunt?" the system asked back.
Zhang Tianyu rolled his eyes wildly: "My good fellow, do you even know this?"
The system didn't answer.
The atmosphere of silence made Zhang Tianyu a little embarrassed, and said: "Although the beautiful sister is her aunt, she is only older. In fact, she is only three years older than her. Think about it, there is no difference between 25 and 28 years old. .”
"And since you can see some of my memories, then you should know my personality. I have no interest in ordinary women."
The system asked again: "Is this why you went out on a date with her grandma?"
Zhang Tianyu: ...
"Stop peeking at my memory, okay? You know this is illegal invasion of other people's privacy?"
The system said: "To be precise, I cannot obtain your memory as the host, because as you said, this is personal privacy, and I have no right to view it."
"Nonsense, how did you know?" Zhang Tianyu obviously didn't believe it.
"However, I can check the content of your association."
Zhang Tianyu was taken aback: "What do you mean?"
"For example, when hearing the word 'hawthorn', many people will subconsciously think that it is sour, and some people will drool." The system explained:
"'Very sour' is the association content in the mind, and 'drooling' is the direct chain reaction given by the body. Explain this way, do you understand?"
"Forehead......"
"Just now, when we talked about that plump girl, you, the host, immediately thought of that girl's aunt, and unconsciously recalled the scene of the three hundred rounds of fighting with her aunt in the hotel. These are all your associations content.
I can see the content of these associations. If you doubt why there is this function, then I can only say that this function helps the system to better make the host what you want. "
"For example, in the past, when you were still thinking about how to cheat Yu Xiaogang, you don't need to say, as a system, I will automatically list cheating props for you, and let you complete the cheating task, that's why I Can see your current thoughts and associations."
Ok.
"I think I need to explain," Zhang Tianyu said, "ah, I did date her grandma, but it's the same situation as her aunt, her grandma is not her real grandma, but her real grandma's sister, It was born by her grandmother in her 60s, so she was only in her thirties at the time.
You also know that in her thirties, she is a beautiful age, and she has such a good figure, she is really like a ripe peach, so with my personality, can I not have a taste? "
The system asked again: "Then that's why you took her grandma and her aunt to the hotel together?"
"Eh..." Zhang Tianyu was numb, "You should turn off the function that can see my association content!"
"This has nothing to do with me," the system said, "Can't you just think about these unhealthy things?"
"How could this special meow not associate it? First of all, I am a man with normal psychology and physiology, and secondly, I was so excited back then, how could I not associate it?"
The system was silent for two seconds: "Well, it was so exciting, and then she also went, you are not three people fighting the landlord, but four people playing mahjong... Good guy, four people, you are already committing a crime Do you know? It’s a crime to gather crowds to YL.”
"What kind of crime are you committing? Don't make shit up here. We're just playing mahjong, nothing else," Zhang Tianyu said.
"Playing mahjong is exciting?" the system asked back.
"Uh... win money! Of course it's so exciting to win money!"
"Oh, so it's not gathering crowds to YL, but gathering crowds to gamble." The system said.
Zhang Tianyu: ...
Damn, this is the first time I have seen a system that drives the host to death!
You have to label me a criminal, right?
"The amount is small, eighty cents. Is it gambling?"
"If you're eighty cents, you're going to have a blast?"
"I'm just so worthless! Are you satisfied?"
"Okay, recorded."
You record Jill, what do you record?Is it criminal evidence?
After calming down and thinking about it, Zhang Tianyu felt that something was wrong with the dog system today.
Although the dog system took advantage of him on the first day when he crossed over, since then, the system has behaved quite normally and in a satisfactory manner.
what is it today?Stop acting?Uprising?Just to hate the host?And still fighting to death?
"Please don't misunderstand, the above is just a sentiment." The system said politely.
Zhang Tianyu didn't care about it anymore.
Turning his head to look at Zhu Zhuqing's roof again, Zhang Tianyu's heart suddenly became cold.
Zhu Zhuqing is gone!
Needless to say, he must have gone back to the dormitory to sleep.
Alas, it's all right now, the beauty ran away again, and there is no way to seduce her.
It's all the fault of this dog system, who ran out at a critical moment to destroy the atmosphere, let go of the beauty, and directly caused me to suffer a huge loss!
"So why don't you give me a soul guide device or something?" Zhang Tianyu asked.
"Ah? Host, what did you say?"
"I said you can compensate me with a soul tool or something."
"Huh? Can you speak louder?"
"I said! Give me! Soul guide!"
"Are you fainted? No, all your physical indicators are normal when I test them here."
"Okay, it's alright."
"okay."
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