NOVEL NEXT Chapter 294 Got a brain
The next morning, when Jiang You opened the door, he saw the spirit quartet standing under the eaves.
Tudou stood in front with empty hands and smiled happily, "Madam, I'm here!"
Next to him is an old and decrepit male.
Behind him, the Bird's Nest Princess and Square Face stood side by side.
The princess was carrying a hiking bag on her back that was stained with oil and dried blood. It was so patinated that the original color could not be seen.
There were backpacks of all sizes hanging on the front and back of Square Face, and a black quilt tied up above his head. These bundles and quilts covered his entire upper body, barely revealing his eyes.
At first glance, Jiang You thought the luggage had grown legs.
Tudou: "Madam, I'm here with all my men, and I'm moving to the capital with my wife! Hey hey hey!"
The other three people shouted in unison.
"Good morning, Lord Jiang Jiang!"
There were only three people, but they roared with the momentum of thousands of troops.
Startled a flock of birds.
Especially Maoji Gong, his originally rickety body actually straightened up a bit, and his bones creaked.
Jiang You glanced at the man-eating tree and said, "Ah Qing, fruit."
The man-eating tree squatted down knowingly and used all its strength to feed.
"Boom~"
"Boom~"
Three fruits hang on the branches, swaying.
The princess's eyes lit up, "This is the fruit of the world that my father said. Eating it will have magical powers!"
Mao Ji Gong, "The Za family's Nine Yin White Bone Claws are missing the last trick and always miss the point. I hope this fruit can help the Za family!"
Square face, "Your Majesty said, this fruit can make me the best god of war in the world!"
Jiang You: "..."
She was not at all curious about how Tudou could convince three psychopaths at the same time. After all, the world of psychopaths was inherently different from that of normal people.
The three people stood there sternly, staring at Jiang You eagerly.
The words "Waiting to be fed" are written all over his face.
Jiang You was speechless. In her imagination, shouldn't this kind of fruit, which can control life and death, be pinched by the opponent's chin and poured into it?
How could anyone rush to lose their freedom?
This impatient look made her, a pervert, a little unaccustomed.
Zhang Shuhui looked at the few people with envy and couldn't help but lick her mouth.
Bai Yin squatted beside her and said quietly, "I have eaten."
His expression was a little proud, and the meaning was self-evident: I ate, you didn’t, you can’t compare to me.
Zhang Shuhui was so angry that her head was smoking, "My lord said that only people she doesn't completely trust will eat this fruit. If she doesn't let me eat it, it proves that she trusts me completely."
Bai Yin: "I have eaten, but you haven't."
Zhang Shuhui: "Master Yanchi didn't eat it, and Master Daqiang didn't eat it either. We are the ones the leader trusts, so we don't need to eat it! I'm different from you, I will always be loyal to you!"
Bai Yin stubbornly repeated: "I ate, you didn't."
"It's different! I don't care about this thing! You trust me, that's why you don't give me food!" Zhang Shuhui jumped.
At this moment, Tudou slowly wandered in front of her. When he heard that she hadn't eaten the fruit, he rolled his eyes and wondered what he was thinking.
Tudou: "Trust without fruit as a foundation is the most fragile. It doesn't even need to be blown by the wind. It will be gone after just a few steps."
Zhang Shuhui: "..."
Convex (fuck dish)
"Aren't you mentally ill? Can you please stop saying such philosophical things suddenly!"
But she had to admit that she took these words to heart.
Tudou continued, "The more excited you are, it proves that you actually know in your heart that what I said is right. Only people with low self-confidence will yell to refute others."
He rubbed his bald head, and his face seemed to have a halo of wisdom.
"Although I am the king of a subjugated country, I have been in a high position all my life and know the thoughts of those in power best.
The emperor is always suspicious. Only by giving him his fatal handle will he feel completely at ease. "
The square-faced man who had just finished eating the fruit suddenly realized that it was no wonder that His Majesty had not fully trusted him for so many years.
It turned out to be because he had no control and was too strong!
The square-faced man puffed out his chest and looked proud.
Mao Ji Gong was the second person to finish the fruit.
The princess ate in small bites, retching every time she took a bite.
It's too bitter. This fruit is more bitter than first love. I can't eat it at all! !
"Yuck~"
"yue!!!"
Jiang You, "It's okay. If it doesn't taste good, you don't have to eat it. Don't force yourself."
"Unappetizing!"
"Well... yuck!!!"
"It's so sweet. The fruit my father gave me is the sweetest fruit in the world...yue!!!"
In order to become the crown prince, she was already shameless.
After swallowing the last mouthful of fruit with difficulty, the princess forced out a smile that was uglier than crying and gave a thumbs up.
"Father, it's delicious!"
Last night, after his father returned home, he told them that they were now subjugated and would follow Jiang You in moving the capital.
Otherwise, if the enemy invades, she will be sent to be the wife of the seventy-eight-year-old Chanyu of the Huns.
She doesn't want to marry an old man.
……
Yanchi has almost recovered, and he will finish off the remaining rotten corpses.
Jiang You is resting at home.
As a result, in the afternoon, she heard a running sound.
When he opened the door, he saw a rotten corpse taking advantage of the delay and trotting to the tree house.
This rotten corpse was fat, strong and tall, covered with a red bed sheet with flowers blooming on its body, and holding a sky-opening ax in each hand.
Yanchi had already cleaned up the rotting corpses in the woods, and he didn't know where the corpse was hiding before he picked it up.
It ran over and knelt down on one knee before even getting close to the tree house.
A very silky smooth kneeling, sliding in front of Jiang You.
"Roar!!!!"
It raised two sky-opening axes above its head and screamed several times in succession.
Rotten Corpse: I can't die!
The second, third, and team members of the security team have all been recycled. It doesn’t want to be recycled!
Jiang You frowned and raised the Miao knife directly, "This Yanchi is so sloppy, he even missed one."
Rotten corpse: "..."
fuck! !
Seeing a flash of cold light above its head, it threw the ax directly and fell to the ground.
A body over three meters high fell in front of Jiang You like a mountain bumper.
Jiang You was stunned for a moment, "Are you here to beg for mercy?"
Yanchi is removing the last rotting corpses, and all the rotting corpses in the small park have been recovered.
This red-cloaked carrion, if she remembered correctly, should be the one in the grove.
The fact that it can survive until now proves that it is hiding consciously and does not want to be recycled.
Zhang Shuhui: "Sir, this rotten corpse seems to have a brain!"
Tudou: "The good news is that it has a brain; the bad news is that it has a love brain."
Jiang You glanced at him, and Tudou immediately covered his mouth, "I didn't say anything just now."
The rotten corpse seemed to understand Jiang You's words. He nodded repeatedly and carefully grabbed Jiang You's legs with his hands.
The rotten corpse was huge, its arms were thicker than Jiang You's waist, but it was now crawling carefully at her feet.
There was no thought of resistance at all.
At this moment, Yanchi came back from outside.
I saw a rotting corpse lying in the yard, with flames in its hands like a dragon, roaring towards it.
Seeing this, the rotten corpse stood up suddenly and ran behind Jiang You to hide.
Even with its waist crotched, its entire body cannot be hidden at all.
Like a big bear hiding behind a telephone pole.
Exposed completely.
Jiang You: "Yanchi, this rotten corpse has a brain."
As soon as he finished speaking, the fire dragon roared and disappeared on the spot.
Yanchi walked slowly, her long dancing hair slowly falling down to her knees.
It's like being covered in a layer of fire.
"Have you got a brain?"