Don’t Mess with Shennong

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With the bright moonlight and superhuman vision, Wang Ping looked at the little snake on the bed.

The green little snake, two feet long, with a triangular head, red eyes, and two small fangs exposed when vomiting the letter, as cute as Loli showing her small tiger teeth.

This king of snakes knows that it is a common poisonous snake bamboo leaf green in Huaxi Town. It often inhabits trees at night, and rarely digs into human beds.

Because its protective color is too strong, it often hurts the people in the mountains. After being bitten by it, there will be **** blisters, severe burning pain in the wound, obvious symptoms of poisoning, timely treatment, and rarely life-threatening.

However, it appears in a sultry blanket, which is extremely unreasonable.

“Why are you here? Who threw you over? What conspiracy?” Wang Ping asked him patiently.

Hiss, hiss.

Zhu Yeqing spit out the letter and stared at Wang Ping’an, showing strong hostility, with signs of irritability before the attack.

Wang Wang, Wang Wang.

The big yellow dog rushed over and yelled at Zhu Yeqing on the bed, Nima, quietly burrowing into the bed of my master. Are you fair enough?

Oh, did not answer?

Wang Ping’s patience ran out, remembering the plot in a movie, and started whistling at Zhu Yeqing.

The protagonist in the movie whistled at the snake, and finally his mouth was bitten and swollen.

But when Wang Ping’s whistle whistle, his right hand swings to attract the viper’s attention, and his left hand has protruded out lightning.

“Nani ??” Zhu Yeqing tilted her head and just made a puzzled expression, its neck was caught.

Wang Ping’s speed was so fast that he even doubted himself. Until the cold touch started, he was convinced that he really grabbed Zhu Yeqing.

Seven inches was caught, Zhu Yeqing was honest, and his tail was wrapped around Wang Ping’s arm, slowly wrapped around, cold and cold, very comfortable.

Wang Pingan held Zhu Yeqing and observed it for a while before shaking his head and sighing.

“It’s too skinny to cook a pot of snake meat soup. Go to the melon field at night and look for it again. See if you can make a pot.”

Wang Ping’an said, throwing Zhu Yeqing into the medicine pail, **** on the lid, and he was neither bored nor climbed up.

Wang Wang, Wang Wang.

The yellow dog barked a few times around the medicine barrel and found no threat, then settled down and ran to the door of the melon shed to perform the night watch mission.

In the grass of the river ditch hundreds of meters away, the heads of the two men stretched out, staring carefully at the movement in the melon shed.

“Brother Huzi, there has been no movement in the melon shed for a long time. Did the viper bit the second silly? Ouch, there are too many mosquitoes here. It will eat me up and I can’t hold it.”

A figure swooped on his face a few times, complaining painfully.

“Do n’t be crooked, biting the second silly, he will definitely cry. I was bitten by the snake once, and it hurts so hot, as long as the poison is squeezed out in time, I ca n’t die. I ’m **** … What a terrible mosquito in the ditch! “

The other figure also kept patting on the face and neck, and then scratched for a while.

Wang Ping’an was busy all day, feeling a little tired, playing with his mobile phone for a while, learning some simple social knowledge, and wanted to sleep.

When thinking with eyes closed, I always feel that the memories of the previous two silly ones are very unreliable.

Although Ersi was in front of the TV since childhood, he has accumulated a wealth of life knowledge and experience. However, after receiving it, after his analysis of his wonderful brain circuit, the results obtained often collapsed.

When I saw the viper just now, I wanted to whistle, which was one of his accumulations in life. Fortunately, Wang Ping corrected it in time and added a gesture to confuse the viper, and then he successfully captured it.

When she sees a beauty, she drools. This is also the life experience that Ersha learned on TV before.

Wang Ping’an tried to correct it many times, and now when he sees the beauty, it basically has no flow, unless he can’t help it.

Thinking about it, Wang Ping’an went to sleep, breathing evenly and deeply.

The two brothers, Tiger and Leopard, crawled in the grass in the river ditch. They were suffering like a hell. They were bitten by mosquitoes very seriously. Like toads, they were covered with pimples.

One minute, ten minutes, thirty minutes … Tiger finally couldn’t bear it and let out an angry growl.

“That fool won’t be bitten by a snake? Let’s go, let’s take a look in the melon shed. You first throw a bun and poison the big yellow dog.”

“I hate this big yellow dog. Even if I can’t steal a watermelon today, I must kill it to eat meat.” Leopard said with his teeth gritted, ran a distance forward, and threw a meat bun at the big yellow dog at the door of the melon shed.

The rhubarb dog is sleeping comfortably, feeling something falls beside him, squinting his eyes and sniffing, as if it is the smell of meat buns?

Hey, what’s going on? Is it a bun?

The big yellow dog got up all at once, and when he opened his eyes, he saw a big bun, which exuded fleshes of meat.

With the sound of “Teng”, the big yellow dog stood up, feeling that this was wrong?

Goblin, I ate so much wild boar today, and so much melon skin, and then a big bun, do you want to kill me?

Wang Wang, Wang Wang!

You must ask the host what this means! Always feel that dogs are dangerous?

The big yellow dog’s call suddenly startled the crippled tiger and leopard, accidentally, stepped on a pesticide bottle, and made a “creak” noise.

The tiger and the leopard found in horror that the ears of the big yellow dog were raised, and their eyes were staring at them.

“The medicine doesn’t work? The dog usually faints after sniffing a few times …”

“Mistakenly, I forgot to take the injection needle. Shoot a few shots of poison at it. What kind of dog can’t die?”

Unfortunately, it was too late. The yellow dog rushed up bravely and yelled at them.

But ordinary dogs, especially at night, encounter two creatures that are taller than it, screaming fiercely in their mouths, but rarely rush to bite.

Wang Pingping slept soundly, heard dog barking, and thought there was another wild boar.

He was very excited, and he ran out in his pants. His body was muscular, exaggerated like a Hulk. He picked up a huge 100-kilogram stone and spun quickly, and was about to smash it in the direction of the barking dog.

Brother Huzi and Leopard, their eyes were almost staring out, Nima, what did you see? What caused it?

Such a terrible monster, how dare he come from, dare to make enmity with him?

At noon that day, he kicked his face with wine spirit?

Oh, illusion?

He would rather ride on him and beat him harder than want to be hit by this huge stone.

“Er silly, stop it, don’t get me wrong, our brother just passed by!”

Upon hearing Wang Ping, the wild boar would actually speak human language. Brother II became fine? This can’t be smashed!

The spinning boulders were almost thrown away and thrown away, and he suddenly changed his direction, hitting the pond beside Huzi diagonally.

Whoosh!

The boulder rubbed the tiger’s ear, carrying a terrifying gust of wind, whizzing past, slamming into the pond, splashing a huge splash of water, and drenched the two people on the shore.

The tiger’s legs were soft and his buttocks were sitting on the ground, feeling wet in his crotch.