Chapter 199 Activating Blood Circulation and Dissolving Stagnation
After saying that, Feng Chunling actually grabbed the hem of her short-sleeved shirt and yanked it up.
Beneath the shirt was a black lace bra covering her snow-white skin. On that alabaster skin, five purplish bruises from a handprint stood out starkly.
Seeing this, Liu Ergou couldn't help but swallow hard, frozen to the spot.
What the hell?
For a moment, Liu Ergou didn't know what to say.
Who's seducing whom here? She claims I'm seducing her, but it's clearly the other way around. To be fair, though, Feng Chunling's figure is seriously impressive.
At that moment, Liu Ergou desperately wanted to pounce on her and finally settle the score for all the years his family had suffered her bullying. However, that was a separate matter. Liu Ergou was no fool.
It's like that old saying: unexpected kindness is a sign of either deceit or theft. Besides, this old hag is nothing but schemes. If I'm not careful, I could easily fall into her trap.
Thinking this, Liu Ergou forced himself to calm down.
"Phew, Auntie, you might have misunderstood. When I said that, I didn't mean I like older women. What I meant was…"
Before Liu Ergou could finish, Feng Chunling cut him off. "Oh, Ergou, I get what you mean! I'm not just older, I've got other big assets too."
With that, Feng Chunling immediately puffed out her chest. The moment she thrust it forward, Liu Ergou was hit with a heavy blow as a wall of flesh slammed into his face.
"See, Ergou? Didn't Auntie tell you the truth!" Feng Chunling said, her face alight with pride.
Liu Ergou, caught completely off guard by this sudden move, was at a loss. While he was still dazed, Feng Chunling took his hand and placed it on her breast.
He instantly snapped to his senses and tried to pull his hand away, but to his surprise, Feng Chunling held it down tightly, giving him no chance to retreat. This sent a jolt of panic through him.
Seeing the flustered Liu Ergou, Feng Chunling chuckled, leaned in, and whispered in his ear, "What are you so afraid of, Ergou? It's not like Auntie is going to eat you. I just need your help with something else! Look at these finger marks you left on me; they really hurt. Aren't you our village doctor? Rub it for me, get the blood circulating, and soothe the bruise!"
As she spoke, Feng Chunling gave her chest a forceful thrust.
In the next moment, her bra could no longer contain the pair. The colossal masses burst free, landing squarely in Liu Ergou's hand.
The scene nearly made his jaw drop.
What kind of move is this? I've never seen anything so outrageous!
But with the layer of lace gone, Liu Ergou could now truly feel their immense size. Involuntarily, his hand began to move. As he felt them, he couldn't help but sigh inwardly.
This must be the 'asset' that captivated Uncle Yang all those years ago.
In the blink of an eye, Liu Ergou was lost, possessed by the urge to place his other hand on them as well. But just as he started to lift his other hand, a final sliver of reason jolted him back to his senses.
No, no. If this continues, something terrible will definitely happen. If we really do something, won't this woman have the perfect blackmail material on me? Forget leasing the wasteland; I'll end up being leased by her family!
At this thought, Liu Ergou's eyes darted around. He sniffed the air and said with feigned confusion, "Hey? That's not right, Auntie. Why do I smell something burning? Is the stew burning on the stove?"
At Liu Ergou's reminder, Feng Chunling's expression changed dramatically. She had a duck stewing in the kitchen. What else could be burning? Although the two ducks had been mangled, there was still plenty of edible meat. It would be a real waste if it burned.
The thought made her forget everything else. She scrambled off Liu Ergou and bolted toward the kitchen. Her hasty retreat created a rolling wave of motion, giving Liu Ergou an eyeful.
However, the moment Feng Chunling reached the kitchen, she realized she had been tricked by that little brat Liu Ergou. She had been stewing the duck on low heat with a full pot of water. There was no way it could have burned.
Thinking this, she spun around to settle the score with him. But as she turned, she saw Liu Ergou was already at the courtyard gate, darting back to his own home like a flash of lightning.
Feng Chunling was so furious she nearly fainted.
"You little brat! Meat is served right to your lips and you won't even eat it! Are you impotent or something?!"
Her cursing was so loud that even Liu Ergou, already outside his gate, heard it crystal clear. Hearing this, he couldn't help but twitch his lips.
That old hag. Daring to question my manhood? Damn it. When I get the chance, I'll definitely show her what I'm made of.
With that thought, Liu Ergou returned home.
As soon as he stepped inside, the still-busy Xu Yulan rushed over. "Ergou, what did Feng Chunling want? Was she trying to get back at you?" she asked with a worried expression.
Hearing her question, Liu Ergou smiled slightly. He reached into his pocket, pulled out 500 yuan, and handed it to Xu Yulan. "Here's what happened," he explained. "Feng Chunling felt guilty about taking my 500 yuan, so she called me over to give it back! And I, well, I reluctantly accepted..."
Before Liu Ergou could finish, Feng Chunling's voice echoed from outside. "Ergou, why did you leave in such a hurry? I told you the duck was ready and asked you to stay and eat, but you left anyway. Well, since you were in such a rush, I had no choice but to bring it over!"
Hearing this, Liu Ergou and Xu Yulan turned their heads in unison. They saw Feng Chunling walking toward them, carrying a basin piled high with duck meat.
Seeing Feng Chunling act as if nothing had happened, Liu Ergou didn't stand on ceremony either. "Auntie, you really are too kind, bringing this all the way over," he said with a smile. "In that case, I won't be polite. I'll take the duck!"
With that, Liu Ergou prepared to go inside and get a bowl.
However, before he could take a single step, Feng Chunling had already hurried up to him and shoved the basin overflowing with duck meat straight into his hands.