Diary of Guarding Monster Girls

Clang, clang, clang!

As Herbert walked along, the "giant catch" on his shoulder bounced up and down, its head rising and falling.

The Sea Siren's beautiful face continually made intimate contact with Herbert's perky buttocks during the bumpy ride.

Duang——Duang——Duang——

Finally, on the seventeenth elastic bounce, Fremay could no longer pretend to be asleep with her eyes closed.

"...Hmph!!!"

She suddenly opened her eyes, angrily and embarrassedly snorted, and complained, "Hey! Are you done yet!"

I'll admit, your butt is indeed quite perky, nice to touch, and I used to enjoy pinching it... But you can't just keep smacking my face with your butt over and over!

Are you doing this on purpose?

But just as she burst out, Herbert still ignored her, lost in his own thought after catching the giant fish and getting lost on his way back.

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Sigh, why can't I find my way home?

Hey!

Hey friend, how did you know I caught such a~~~ big giant fish today?

Hey, hey, hey!

Don't leave! I haven't asked you for directions yet!

Come back... huh? You're really coming back?

Hehe! Want to take another look at my big fish?

...

Though Herbert didn't actually catch a fish, nor did he have any friends or family to boast to.

But as a fisherman, the joy and spirit are all that matter!

Is the story of the old man and the sea really about catching a big fish?

No!

The real essence of the story is about the old man conquering the big fish and achieving true victory!

Herbert, too, had won.

In his land duel with the Sea Siren, he used his skilled techniques and silvery tongue to achieve a complete victory in their one-on-one combat!

Ultimately, he successfully overpowered the big fish and turned it into the trophy slung over his shoulder.

This was a victory for the fisherman.

This monumental victory belonged to humankind!

This glory belongs to...

Just as Herbert was basking in the joy of his victory, he failed to notice that the big fish he had defeated was now fully conscious again.

And not only that, she had become quite dangerous!

"I'll show you for ignoring me!"

Having been ignored for a while, Fremay was so embarrassed and angry that she lost her train of thought and viciously bit down on the nearby buttocks.

Don't ask why she chose to bite.

She didn't know either.

If there must be a reason... "It was just there."

Because it was there, she bit down.

Ah— chomp!

Crunch!

The Sea Siren's suddenly sharp fangs pierced through the leather armor and bit fiercely onto the boy's buttock.

"Hmm!!?"

At the moment his buttocks were about to suffer a grave injury, Herbert's expression changed immediately.

Oh no!

Someone's ambushing my hook!

He furrowed his eyebrows, clenched his thighs, and tensed the muscles!

But this sharp reaction was of no use— the Sea Siren's fangs continued to hold onto Herbert's buttocks.

"Hiss—hah!"

Herbert's face became quite colorful at this moment.

White with a tinge of red, red with a hint of black...

"Hey! Hey! Hey! Don't actually bite down!"

Are you a dog?

Aren't you a Sea Siren? Why are you biting people!?

Could it be you're a sea dog?

Though Fremay had the presence of mind not to pierce the muscle, nor even break the skin.

But even without breaking the barrier, the pain was real.

Just like "rainy night, elevated bridge, Maybach" levels of pain!

It hurt too much.

If the pain had escalated further, it would be "little monster, best, clumsy"... cough.

In short, it hurt a lot.

Helpless, Herbert turned back and nudged the Sea Siren's head, hoping she would spare him.

"Let go, please, my dear Fremay, stop biting!"

If you want to bite, bite somewhere else!

Not there!

What's with you?

Even Valentina never bit me like this!

How are you more childish than her?

Fremay eventually let go of his butt, lightly snorted and said, "Hmph~ That's what you get for ignoring me!"

After speaking, she thoughtfully added some aftersales service and used Healing Magic... a Water Element one on Herbert's buttocks.

Pssst—

The moment the cold water sprayed on his buttocks' skin, Herbert knew.

Fremay definitely hadn't fully forgiven him.

The sensation of burning and chilling at the same time left him speechless.

What's this?

An artificial yin-yang eye?

"Hmm, all better now, hehe~"

After confirming Herbert's buttocks remained intact, Fremay playfully patted them.

After fully displaying the essence of a shrimp-head Sea Siren, she acted as if nothing happened, floating away.

But she didn't get far before floating back down to her original spot, settling back on Herbert's shoulder... just turning her head towards the front this time.

This time, if he jostles me again... hmm hmm.

Herbert felt her mischievous and greed-driven gaze, tightened his grip slightly, and obediently clenched his buttocks tightly.

Be wary.

Indeed, boys need to be careful when going out!

Fish are dangerous! They will bite!

Not everyone is a rugged warrior with an iron constitution.

Even Herbert wouldn't dare claim he's comparable to the deity from the Monastery.

Can't compare, really can't compare.

How dare I compare with a true warrior.

Someone as weak as me can only flirt with wise creatures like Giant Dragons and Sea Sirens.

Thinking of this, Herbert suddenly noticed something crucial.

"Speaking of which, Nenasha."