Deviant Immortal of Uncanny Dao

Ha~ha~ Li Huowang, who was sweating profusely, put his hands on his knees and panted heavily.

Li Huowang has been climbing for two hours, but he still hasn't arrived.

The nunnery was much taller than he had imagined.

He raised his head with difficulty, and found that the winding dirt road seemed to have no end, spreading all the way up.

Li Huowang gritted his teeth, grabbed the vine beside him and continued to climb up.

When he climbed until his legs were so sore, he finally saw the gate of Anci Temple.

Wiping the sweat on his chin with the back of his hand, Li Huowang subconsciously looked at the couplets on both sides of the mountain gate.

But what surprised him was that he couldn't understand the couplets in the nunnery.

It's not that Li Huowang forgot how to pronounce these words because of Danyangzi, but the appearance of these words is very strange.

The appearance of these characters is in the shape of a rhomboid 多, with the upper right being higher and the left lower being lower. The italics are long and slender. At first glance, they look like oracle bone inscriptions, but there are many traces of familiar Chinese characters.

Is this the Chinese character? Or something else? Li Huowang, who was puzzled, went to the side and touched it with his hand.

After scrutinizing it carefully for a while, he raised his foot and walked towards the nunnery.

But after walking in, the words that Li Huowang had prepared in his heart had no purpose.

Because there was no one in the overgrown square in front of him, which was in stark contrast to the crowded scene in Zhengde Temple.

Is anyone there? Li Huowang's voice echoed back and forth in the square, but still no one appeared.

Looking around, Li Huowang walked towards the main hall in front. There was no incense in the hall but it was not dark at all, because the roof was leaky at all, and the slanting sunlight came in and illuminated everything inside.

The Bodhisattva in the center of the hall is also covered in dust and dusty spider webs.

If it weren't for the lotus-shaped seat, Li Huowang almost didn't recognize it as a Bodhisattva.

Is there a mistake? This nunnery looks completely deserted.

Just when Li Huowang was thinking about this, a slight snoring caught his attention.

Walking slowly along the sound, behind the Bodhisattva statue, he saw a big meat ball that was heaving and falling.

When I got closer, I realized that it was not a meat ball, but a fat nun's belly exposed outside her clothes.

With an upturned nose, she just lay on the cold ground, snoring with her mouth open, and the sour smell hit her face.

Dressed in black, fat, and dirty, all of these matched, and the person in front of her was a nun from Anji Temple.

Frowning slightly, Li Huowang looked at the good person in Li Zhi's mouth in front of him. He didn't know whether he was a good person or not, but with her current state, even bad people didn't want to have too much contact with her.

Master, Qingfengguan Xuanyang has something to ask to see. Li Huowang raised his voice and bowed to the big meat ball.

The snoring of the fat nun showed no signs of stopping. She didn't wake up at all.

Is she pretending to be me?

Li Huowang took a step forward and raised his voice a bit. This master! Qingfengguan Xuanyang wants to see something!! However, there was still no response.

Li Huowang was about to go to her ear and shout, but he was pushed back by the strong stench on her body.

This extremely smelly smell, like the fermentation of stinky socks, durian and sweat, really made him a little bit unbearable.

Before Li Huowang could think of another way, the fat nun trembled and sat up by herself.

She pinched Huang Jingjing's eyeballs with her short and thick fingers, but she staggered towards the side door without opening her eyes. Oh, it's time for dinner, it's time for dinner.

This master, Qingfengguan Xuanyang has something to see!

This time Li Huowang was finally not ignored, the fat nun was taken aback, and her three-layered greasy chin also trembled a few times with her master.

You scared me to death, why do you walk silently?

Li Huowang stood there with a tangled expression. Now he no longer considered whether the people here were plotting something wrong, but began to worry about whether the nuns here really had a way to solve Danyangzi.

Pray to Buddha and go burn incense by yourself! Don't delay my meal! The fat nun finished sarcastically. Continue to walk towards the inside with those two elephant legs.

Now Li Huowang didn't say anything, just followed her and walked in together.

The entire nunnery is very big, but it is also very dilapidated. As bad as the Bodhisattvas in the main hall are, the Bodhisattvas in the auxiliary hall will only be worse.

There are still characters on the gates of some halls, but they are also exactly the same as the characters on the gates.

Master, what word is this? Li Huowang asked.

Nvshu, of course you don't understand, this kind of characters are only passed on to women and not to men.

Although she answered the question, the nun seemed very impatient and walked straight in.

Looking at the increasingly unfamiliar environment inside, Li Huowang continued to follow inside without hesitation. Everything here should be real, without the strange feeling of a hospital.

I don't know if it's because of eating too much black Tai Sui, or because I have been hallucinating for many years.

Other hallucinations are of little use to him, and even if they do work, they can be easily distinguished.

After going around for a while, Li Huowang followed the fat nun to an earthen house with a chimney.

The movement from inside the house proved that there were other people inside. Just by smelling the strong stench, one could tell that there were all nuns inside.

Seeing the fat nun rush in with glowing eyes, Li Huowang, who frowned tightly, took a deep breath, pinched his nose with his hands, and rushed in against the stench of hot eyes.

As soon as he entered the room, the sounds of mouth clicking, swallowing, and chewing quickly penetrated into his ears.

Li Huowang almost thought he had come to the pigsty.

I saw a group of fat nuns in black, just sitting around the big black pot and eating like this. They didn't even use chopsticks or bowls, they just surrounded the pot and grabbed it with their hands.

They ate so deliciously that even a living person like Li Huowang stood here without any reaction.

As for what they ate, Li Huowang could barely tell, it was fried rice with vegetable leaves.

Li Huowang, who was blushing from the suffocation, opened his mouth to breathe, and felt the smell in the room was a bit spicy.

His actions finally attracted the attention of others. A fat nun who was full, gave up her seat to Li Huowang while sucking her fingers.

Want to eat vegetarian food? Two hundred copper coins each.

Hearing that she asked for money, Li Huowang was not angry but happy. No, but there is something that needs Master's help. A golden bean was thrown over.

Gold! The fat nun stuffed those golden beans into her mouth excitedly, chewed them with her yellow teeth, and after confirming that they were real, she spat them into her palm again mixed with vegetable leaf saliva.

Do you want to buy pigs? How many do you want? Tell me! The pigs in our nunnery are the fattest.

Seeing the other party approaching, Li Huowang took another step back.

No, I heard that the masters in Anci Temple are unpredictable, so I came here this time to seek help from the master in the temple to get rid of the evil spirits.

Hahaha~! Aren't you a Taoist priest? You asked a nun to help you get rid of evil? Hahahaha~

As if laughter was contagious, all the other nuns in the room laughed, and even Li Huowang couldn't help it in the end.

Hahaha~!!