Deviant Immortal of Uncanny Dao

Boom~dong~dongdong~ In the low bungalow, the drums kept beating, and so did Li Zhi's chanting and singing.

Help me, with the roof on your head, your feet on the rafters, a drum in your left hand and a whip in your right, hey, cough, cough, hey~ Boom boom boom!!

Li Huowang on the side could see that as he continued to chant and sing, the red hijab on Ershen's head was gradually pushed up by the things inside.

Through the red hijab, Li Huowang saw the outlines of some weird animal heads emerging from it.

It is inaccurate to say that the animal head is not accurate. None of these things look like ordinary beasts, and all of them are seriously mutated and deformed, but some of them have the appearance of beasts.

These things appeared and disappeared under the red hijab like running water, constantly wriggling.

The scene in front of him, paired with the hazy white smoke, looked so weird.

Li Huowang rubbed his eyes vigorously, and found that the two gods were already stepping on the drums, and followed Li Zhi to the Eight Immortals Table, which was completely enveloped in white smoke.

Hit it up and down~ that hit it up and down~

Front three, back four, left, five, right, sixty-eight, hey~

In the hazy white smoke, Li Zhi and the woman danced around in circles one after the other.

The woman on the Eight Immortals began to choke her own neck with a very painful expression.

Get out!! Get out!! There was a tremor in her voice.

Move me~Please Huang Tianba~Please come to Huang Tianqing~Please come to Huang Tianhei, please Huang Tianhong, please tell the horse, Erlingtong, quick mouth tease brother to learn the tongue~ Boom! Boom! Boom!

As soon as these words came out, Li Huowang's mood became a little irritable for some reason.

At this time, he heard some inexplicable sounds around him, but when he listened carefully, those sounds disappeared again.

No matter what kind of old fairy Li Zhi was talking about, it was definitely different from any one he had encountered in the past.

It sounds like he can invite more than one kind of fairy family, how many can he invite at most?

Just when he was still concentrating on this matter, the drumbeat gradually became lighter.

Frowning slightly, Li Huowang waved away the white smoke in front of his eyes with a wave of his hand, and strode towards the table.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he approached, suddenly, a black shadow of white smoke flew out, and rushed towards his face with afterimages.

Clang! With a clang of the iron-cut long sword, it was creaked by two rows of bloody teeth in the next second.

This naked woman was amazingly powerful, and Cheng Zhuao's hands desperately scratched at Li Huowang's eyeballs.

At this time, her bloodshot eyes popped out completely, almost falling off her face, and her trembling face was full of hostility and killing intent.

Li Zhi!! What are you doing!! Li Huowang, who was struggling, shouted loudly into the white smoke.

Boom boom boom! Old~xian~home~~

The Bingjue sounded again, and the red hijab spun out of the white smoke and covered the woman's face.

The woman struggled desperately, but couldn't stand it, the animal face on the hijab squirmed and squirmed into her mouth.

With a sound of 嗖~, she was suddenly pulled into the white smoke by some force, and Li Zhi's libretto was still coming from inside.

Old fairy family~, leave the ancient cave and leave the mountain, grab the yellow sand and cover the cave door, walk with clouds on cloudy days, whirlwind on sunny days, and whirlwind with clouds, you don't need to smoke when you come and go~

When Li Huowang, who was still in shock, walked into the white smoke vigilantly holding his long sword.

It was discovered that the woman who was still insane just now was already slumped on the table, with a sallow face and cold sweat all over her body.

Li Zhi on the side was still walking around the woman with the trembling and hiccupping daughter-in-law behind him.

If you want to go, I won't stop you. The Bawang will lead the horse, first untie the reins and back the saddle, and the old fairy will whip the horse~ I want to go back to the mountain~ Hey hey hey hey hey~

After singing the last sentence, Li Zhifan took the drum whip in his hand and hit the center of the drum three times.

As soon as the drum beat stopped, the surrounding white smoke began to dissipate slowly, and the strange irritability in Li Huowang's heart also gradually disappeared.

Is it okay? I was a little distracted just now, and I knew that this guy couldn't run away with you outside. Li Zhi still didn't care about anything.

Wandering? In this situation, you still dare to be distracted? Li Huowang really couldn't understand the logic of this person.

It's only fifty copper coins, how much does it cost to eat a bowl of noodles in the city now? Xie Shou is dead and still alive, what do you want to do, it's already very good.

If you want to blame it, blame those who made the rules back then. Why did you break the rules? Do you deserve to be poor?

Li Huowang resisted rolling his eyes at him, walked to the Eight Immortals table, and observed the woman carefully.

It seemed that her spirit had been greatly devastated, her godless eyes were full of fear, and her body was trembling uncontrollably.

After looking around for a while, Li Huowang didn't see what Li Zhi said was taken from her by the immortal family.

I don't need money, and I don't lack anything physically. Could it be that the so-called fairy family's compensation is something spiritual? Li Huowang guessed in his heart.

At this time, the miserable family from outside rushed in, and when they saw their family returned to normal, they immediately hugged each other, crying and laughing.

At this time, Li Zhi came over and said to them: This little daughter-in-law just hit her body and became weak. It's over, and your family's Feng Shui is not good. I'm afraid there will be troubles coming to the door in the future. Otherwise, you Would you like a guardian fairy?

Baojiaxian? Li Huowang's attention immediately followed.

All right, all right! Listen to the expert! The old man who was so frightened that he had no master would dare to refuse.

Li Zhi reached out and took out his package, and he took out a clay figurine.

Immediately afterwards, he took out some red-headed ropes and began to wind them up, while chanting something in his mouth.

After everything was tied up, Li Zhi found a ladder and placed the thing on the beam of the house.

Every New Year's Day and the first day of worship, incense is offered on the 15th of each month. Do you understand? Well, the tea money for moving soldiers and Baojiaxian's money, a total of 100 copper coins. Take the money.

Ignoring Li Zhi who asked for a reward, Li Huowang walked up to the ladder and carefully observed Baojiaxian on the beam.

This is a clay figurine with a width of one sheet, which looks as if it was made out of hand.

However, its eyes were squeezed very vividly. Looking at those eyes, Li Huowang seemed to be looking at a living creature.

At this moment, Li Huowang suddenly saw that Baojiaxian moved inexplicably. What's going on, my eyes are dazzled?

Don't look... A very small and slender voice sounded from behind.

Li Huowang turned his head abruptly, and instantly came face to face with the two gods with red hijabs.

The two were so close that Li Huowang's slight exhalation could make the red hijab shake slightly.

At this moment, Li Huowang's mind was full of thoughts, Is this person really alive? Why did she tell me not to look?

Li Huowang glanced at it. Li Zhi, who was nodding his head to nod the copper coins, lowered his voice to the lowest and asked, Do you have anything to tell me?

Hearing what Li Huowang said, his pale hands with long nails gently pinched the corner of the red hijab and slowly lifted it up.

Gudong Li, who was holding the bell tightly in his hand, swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty, he was a little nervous.

Goose, let's go, borrow a bed from a fellow villager and go to sleep.

The red hijab was covered again, Ershen turned around and quickly followed.