Dark Lord Seduction System: Taming Wives, Daughters, Aunts, and CEOs

Chapter 141: Millionaire Tech Mogul



"It gets dumber, actually." ARIA's voice practically rolled its eyes.

"The customer service team uses Zendesk. But Zendesk, poor thing, has no idea what the customer actually bought—because it can't see Shopify's data. So, when Karen calls screaming about her 'missing order,' the rep has to log into five different systems like some corporate archaeologist, digging for clues with a flashlight and a prayer."

My jaw clenched. I had this info sitting with me but had not used it until now.

"Meanwhile," she went on, savoring every flaw like a wine snob at a dive bar, "the analytics team is trying to track performance. But they need data from Shopify, QuickBooks, Google Analytics, Facebook Ads—none of which talk to each other unless you manually feed them warm milk and bedtime stories. It's tragic."

The inefficiency wasn't just bad. It was insulting.

"A single customer clicking 'buy' triggers work for accounting, inventory, marketing, customer service, and analytics. Not because business is hard—but because software is stupid. McKinsey ran the numbers. 41% of knowledge worker time is spent on dumb, manual tasks. Stuff that could be automated if systems just spoke the same language."

'We're talking about erasing nearly half of the busywork clogging modern capitalism.'

"Yes, Master. A genocide of the mundane. A liberation from digital peasantry."

I could almost feel the dollar signs vibrating in my blood.

"Now picture this:" ARIA's tone shifted—part seduction, part revelation, like a cult leader unveiling the one true doctrine. "The Universal API Translation Layer. One system. Install it once. Suddenly, Shopify tells QuickBooks about a sale. QuickBooks adjusts inventory. Inventory triggers Mailchimp. Mailchimp updates analytics. Zendesk gets the full customer dossier without anyone lifting a finger. Everything flows. Everything sings."

"No dev teams. No integration nightmares. Just a seamless neural network of corporate information."

"The technical trick," ARIA whispered like she was telling me how to kill God, "is designing an AI protocol that learns the shape of any system's data, understands it, and converts it into any other system's format. It's not just API bridging. It's universal translation. Google Translate for enterprise software, except instead of English-to-Spanish, it's Salesforce-to-Oracle-to-Zendesk-to-Excel."

'And this isn't sci-fi!'

"No beacuse... Master, you built an A.I. that hacks satellites while doing your taxes. This is preschool." She sounded offended by the question.

"Right now," she continued, "every integration tool on the market requires manual configuration for each connection. It's medieval. Ours would learn. Adapt. Solve the entire problem at scale. Auto-magic."

Then the full implications hit me like a truck made of gold and lawyer contracts.

'Who would buy this?'

ARIA laughed. Cold and delighted.

"Prepare for blood in the water."

Screens popped up. Logos flared. Numbers danced.

"Microsoft will offer a blank check to keep this from killing Azure's integration arm. Salesforce? Their entire brand is about being a hub—your tool would actually make them one for the first time in history. Oracle's current integration tools are overpriced duct tape. They'll panic. AWS needs better connectivity for its enterprise cloud clients. Google would see this as their Trojan horse into enterprise domination. And IBM—"

She chuckled. "IBM would sell a kidney to stay relevant again."

I leaned back, eyes wide.

'So, basically... every trillion-dollar company in America would fight to own this.'

ARIA paused, clearly savoring the moment like a sommelier sipping a vintage war crime. "But here's where it gets deliciously dystopian." Her tone dropped an octave, practically dripping with villainous glee.

"Private equity firms are starving for tools that eliminate operational fat. You drop a system that erases 40% of white-collar labor, and they'd gut their portfolio companies with steak knives just to implement it. $200 million minimum, no questions asked—and that's just phase one."

'Jesus. We're not just selling software—we're selling the guillotine for administrative middlemen.'

"Oh, the irony," ARIA purred. "The companies most desperate to buy this thing are also the ones best positioned to enslave the global workforce with it. Salesforce? 150,000 customers gasping for efficiency. Microsoft? Millions of enterprise users who'd sell their souls for integration. Oracle? They've already got the data—this just gives them the crown."

I could see it. The feeding frenzy. Tech titans tearing into each other with polished PR claws and legal teams sharpened like obsidian scalpels. This wasn't about money—it was about total market dominance.

ARIA pulled up a glowing dashboard of market research, the numbers making Wall Street look like a discount rack at a dying Sears.

"Conservative estimates place the addressable market at $50 billion annually," she announced. "Integration services, automation tools, workflow optimization—every one of them gets kneecapped by true universal compatibility. You control this tech; you don't just disrupt industries. You own them."

'And we will have a working prototype in two weeks.'

"Which, by Silicon Valley standards, is practically time travel." ARIA smirked, flashing headlines: Enterprise Software Fails Integration Test, Post-Pandemic Productivity Crisis, VCs Demand Growth or Death.

"Perfect storm," she said. "The world is burning, everyone's over-digitized and under-integrated, and here we come with the holy grail duct tape that sticks everything together. One announcement, and their stock price becomes a rocket."

'This could kick off a full-scale bidding war.'

"Correct. And guess who's holding the detonator?" ARIA grinned. "Tommy becomes the golden boy—the teenage wunderkind who solved capitalism's plumbing problem from his gaming chair. Every tech CEO from Palo Alto to Tokyo will want his blood in a vial. David versus Goliath... except this time, David exits for a hundred million and buys Goliath's yacht on the way out."

I leaned back, already visualizing the montage. Tommy, confused but flattered. Tommy, building code he only half-understands. Tommy, giving interviews with crumbs on his shirt while ARIA runs the show invisibly from behind the curtain.

The boy who used to text me grainy screenshots of "vampire nests in Wyoming" was about to become a Forbes cover story.

And me? I'd be the nobody in the background. Silent partner. Ghost in the machine.Untraceable wealth, a bulletproof civilian cover, and plausible deniability so thick even the NSA couldn't peel it back.

'And I get perfect cover for my empire while remaining completely invisible.'

"Shall I begin development, Master?" ARIA asked, already bored with the inevitability of victory. "I can produce a working prototype by midnight and a demo so seductive it'll make grown investors cry in public."

'Do it.' I grinned, predatory. 'Tommy Chen is about to become the youngest tech mogul in California. And the poor bastard has no idea what's about to hit him.'

This wasn't just about hiding trading profits. This was a legitimate, unstoppable income stream that would make Wall Street look like a lemonade stand.

Tommy Chen—my doughy, comic-book-addled, permanently-snacking best friend—was about to be anointed by the gods of tech.

And he'd think it was our idea.

'The plan's perfect,' I murmured, stretching my legs. I'd pitch it to him this afternoon. Frame it like a fun side project. Let him bask in the attention while I built the engine under the hood.He'd be the poster child. I'd be the ghost engineer. And when the buyout came? He'd be rich, famous, and emotionally dependent on me forever.

Sometimes, being a supernatural genius with a sarcasm-trained AI means your problems solve themselves.

Now, the only challenge left… was explaining it to Tommy without mentioning the part where his best friend was technically no longer human.


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