Daomu Biji

Chapter 15 - Qixing Luwang fart



The fat man raised the short gun with only one glorious bullet, and gestured for the sullen oil bottle. The meaning seemed to be: Otherwise, let’s fight it? Boiling oil bottle waved his hand, disagree, and then let us learn his appearance, covering his nose, he covered Pan Zi’s nose with one hand, and turned off the miner’s lamp with the other.

Immediately, we fell into absolute darkness, except for the horrible giggle around, which was my own rapid heartbeat. During this period of time, all my attention was focused on the voice. I heard him getting closer and closer, and there was a very strange smell in the air.

I was almost afraid of suffocation. Listening to the voice became clearer and clearer, I felt as if I were a death row prisoner waiting for death. Suddenly, in a trance, the voice was suddenly inaudible! My heart shook, did it find us?

After a full five or six minutes, an extremely eerie but clear “giggling” suddenly appeared around us, so real, my god, almost on the side of my ear! My scalp suddenly exploded, holding my mouth desperately to prevent myself from crying out, and cold sweat almost soaked my clothes.

These last few minutes are really painful. I have a blank in my head. I do n’t know if the last thing waiting for me is dead or alive. After another thirty seconds, the voice finally began to move far away. I sighed. My grandma finally has a ray of life. Suddenly, with a thump, I don’t know which king **** even farted at this time.

That sound suddenly disappeared, and at the same time, the mine light was on, and I immediately saw a huge strange face almost sticking to my nose, two eyes without pupils staring straight at my eyes, I A terrified one, stepped backwards for several steps. At this time, the dull oil bottle shouted, “Run!” The fat man seems clumsy, but he is very flexible. He rolls Pan Zi back on the spot and ran away with his legs. I followed him and scolded, “Fat fat man, is it your fart!”

The fat man blushed, “Fuck! Your eyes saw the fat man farting!”

I was really annoyed, “I said, you **** really a disaster star!” At this time, I suddenly heard the fat man in front yell: “Ah …”

I was shocked, and I just wanted to ask him something, and suddenly my feet were empty, and I yelled. I didn’t take the miner’s lamp just now. I turned a few more turns and basically couldn’t see anything. At this time, the road under my feet seemed to be Suddenly disappeared, I can’t see the bottom, I don’t know how deep, I feel as if I’m falling into the bottomless abyss.

But that feeling was quickly replaced by the huge pain in the buttocks, and he was dizzy, and suddenly there was a flash of light, and the fat man lit his wolf eye flashlight. When I looked at it, it was a stone room again. It was very rudimentary, very similar to the one we just battled with the corpse, but because of the different size, I knew it was definitely not the same. But the fat man was very nervous at this time and said, “It’s really a narrow road, shouldn’t it attract insects to bite here?”

I think there is a stuffy oil bottle, at least the bugs do n’t need to be afraid, look back, hey, he is gone! Could it be that we ran off the road with us? I quickly recalled it and found out that the chaos was just now, and I didn’t even notice if he came along. I thought about it for a while. The monster didn’t know what it was. How could we let it run away? He must have helped us in the back for a while, so I really don’t know how bad he is.

The more I thought about it, the more I felt very bad. So if I go on like this, sooner or later I will die. The fat man checked around and put Panzi in the corner. He also sat down and rubbed his **** and said, “Yes, I have to ask you Things, did you also come to Guixi? “

I heard somehow: “Is there such a thing?”

The fat man listened carefully, and it seemed that there was nothing to chase after him, and said to me softly, “Why? You do n’t know anything, but dare to go down to this tomb? Do you know, this king Lu Lu, what is he doing?” “

As soon as I heard it, I seemed to be able to get something out of his mouth, and asked, “Isn’t he just a little princely king, just heard that he can borrow the Yin soldiers to fight.”

“Fart!” The fat man glanced at me very lightly: “I tell you, this so-called Lu Di Wang, the so-called war of borrowing from the Yin soldiers is actually a big lie, the hidden mystery in this ancient tomb, if I wo n’t tell you, you ca n’t guess even if you guessed it. ”


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