Danmachi: Is it wrong to be the ultimate adventurer?

-If all the lust in the world were concentrated into a single moment, then, dear lord, let it be for me. Grant me the strength of 100 men. For I shall take it all and have a blast. Hell yes.

With that mindless prayer whispered to my ever-adoring reflection in the doorknob, I ran my finger down the smooth wood of the Guild room door, letting it trail to the handle as I close the door and took deep breaths.

*Click*

The lock turned quietly behind me—just a precaution, of course.

Then I turned my attention to her.

Eina Tulle sat shyly at the table, but still every bit the model of the guild's efficiency. Her hair was pulled back just so, her glasses perched perfectly on her nose, and a stack of books and papers waited on the desk before her.

I looked at all the papers and smiled at her as I took a seat on the opposite side, infront of her, "With all these papers, surely you must have prepared a marriage certificate for me to sign too", I said quietly as if not wanting her to hear me.

She giggled at the line softly, "I heard that. Please focus", her fingers twitching minutely as she picked up one of the books. "This isn't about funny business, Fae. It's about ensuring you don't end up as just another casualty in the Dungeon. Look alive."

I slid into the chair across from her, resting my chin on one hand as I looked at her with what I was sure was my most innocent expression. "So strict, Miss Eina. You're making me nervous."

She ignored that, though her eyes flickered toward me for a moment, betraying a glimmer of hesitation. Perhaps, this is her way of putting on her best performance of being useful, right?

"You've already caused a stir within your own Familia," she began, flipping open the book and pretending she wasn't avoiding looking directly at me. "Your encounter with Aisha almost turned into a fight. Care to explain what happened?"

I tilted my head, letting my hair fall just enough to frame my face. "That Amazoness? First real meeting, actually. We'll call it a misunderstanding. Don't worry, I'll look into it later."

Eina frowned, her brow knitting together. "You're not taking this seriously."

"Oh, but I am," I said, sitting up straight and putting a hand over my heart. "My dear Eina, you wound me. I wouldn't dream of disappointing you," I shake my head with a pout and lift my hands defensively.

Her cheeks flushed faintly at my cute face, and her gaze dropped to the book in front of her. She cleared her throat and flipped a page. "Moving on," she said briskly, though her voice wavered just slightly.

I grinned, resting my elbows on the table and leaning in just enough to invade her space without breaking any rules. "Waiting~"

She blinked, her fingers tightening on the edge of the book. "You need to take this seriously," she repeated, though her voice had softened. "Being an adventurer isn't just about running into the Dungeon and fighting monsters. It's about preparation. Discipline. Respect for the dangers you're going to face."

I nodded, giving her my most earnest expression. "I see. I see…I don't see why it's such a hard job then. Just prepare in advance and nothing matters. Easiest money ever", I leaned back on the couch, and although she might find it difficult to understand…for me that is a reality due to my broken talents and power.

Her eyes snapped up to meet mine, wide with something between frustration and—oh, what was that? Worry, perhaps? I leaned back, smiling.

"Focus, Fae," she said, her voice firmer this time. "This isn't a joke. If you're careless, people could die."

"Careless?" I gasped, one hand flying to my chest. "Me? Eina, have you seen me? I'm meticulous. Every strand of hair, every step I take—it's all part of the grand design", also the truth.

Her lips parted, and for a moment, I thought she might snap back. But instead, she closed her mouth, her gaze flickering to the side. Her fingers toyed with the edge of the book, her composure faltering ever so slightly.

"Fae," she said finally, her tone quieter. "This is serious."

I tilted my head, my grin softening into something almost genuine. "And so are you, Eina. That's what I like about you. You're like a tsundere—so nice, so brilliant. And yet…"

"Fae!", she shouted at me then processed slammed her firsts on the table with frustration and was about to give me a cursing.

As to not be a total killjoy I choose to surrender my playfulness in favor of conforming to the sensitivity of her heart, "I give. I give", I again look defeated.

She froze, her breath catching for just a second before she snapped the book shut with a sharp thud. "You're impossible," she muttered, though her face was impossibly frustrated now.

"And yet, here you are, stuck with me." I smiled, leaning back and gesturing grandly. "Please, continue. Enlighten me. I'm dying to hear more about the dangers of the Dungeon. Perhaps you could tell me about the most dangerous monster I will ever encounter? Oh wait, don't answer. It's probably a naked minotaur chasing me with intent, isn't it?"

She inhaled deeply, her fingers white-knuckling the edge of the book since I went right back to being a pain in the ass. But she didn't argue. Instead, she began rattling off a detailed explanation about proper preparation, resource management, and teamwork—her voice steady, her words precise.

I listened—or at least, I pretended to. Every now and then, I nodded, throwing in a thoughtful "Hmm" or "Interesting" to keep her going. But really, my attention was elsewhere: on the way her voice wavered just slightly when I leaned too close and the way her fingers fidgeted with her pen when I smiled at her.

It is adorable, really. She is perfect.

It was truly perfect, really. An adorable art. I nodded to myself confirming my own thought.

When she finally stopped to take a breath, I leaned forward again, resting my chin on my hand. "Thank you, Eina. That was truly enlightening. You're a treasure, you know that?"

She stared at me, her face impossibly red, her glasses slightly askew. It was perfect. She pushed her glasses up on her face and responded, "How much of that did you get, Fae?", and it's clear shes testing my ability to stay engaged with her. However, I had to improvise on the spot to avoid accountability.

"Teacher, you skipped the ice-breaker", I smiled playfully reminding her of something so basic. "It's not fair that you know so much about me, but haven't said anything about yourself!", I began pouting even using [All-Flesh] for maximum emotional impact on her.

Eina froze at my playful jab, her pen hovering above the page as if unsure whether to continue or not. Her cheeks, which had only just begun to recover from their earlier blush, flared crimson again.

"Ice-breaker?" she repeated, looking everywhere infront of her except directly at me.

"Yeah," I pressed, leaning forward with a teasing smile. "It's not fair that you know everything about me, but I don't know anything about you. What if you're secretly a princess or something? Spill!"

Her breath caught, and she clenched the pen tightly in her hand, glancing away as though bracing herself. "That's…hardly relevant to your tutoring," she muttered.

"Aw, don't be like that," I said, tilting my head playfully. "I'm curious! You wouldn't want to crush my heart, would you?", and I ponder if all this playfulness really will make her relax…thereby letting her guard down.

She sighed heavily, setting the pen down with deliberate care before finally meeting my gaze. "Fine. If it'll get you to focus," she said, though her voice wavered just slightly.

I leaned back, crossing my legs as I now listen, "I'm all ears."

Eina cleared her throat, visibly composing herself, though her flustered state was impossible to miss. "Well…I left my home when I was six. My parents thought it would be best for me to study in the School District."

-Shes calming down..

"I did well there," she added, almost begrudgingly. "I was a…good student. Academically, at least. I stood out, earned high marks, and…" She hesitated, her voice growing softer. "…and I made a friend, Misha, who…helped me not feel so alone."

Her fingers twisted in her lap, and I realized she is getting personal with me and she tried to maintain eye contact, but failed.

"After graduating, I joined the Guild five years ago," she continued, her tone brisker now, as if trying to move past this, "It pays well", she added.

"That's sweet, Miss" I interjected, my voice softer now.

Her blush deepened, but she pushed on. "At first, I thought working at the Guild would be… exciting. That it would make me feel connected to the adventurers and the dreamers who walk in here everyday like in the fairy tales I used to read about when I was younger." She paused, her lips curving into a rueful smile. "But the reality was different. It wasn't as fun as I'd imagined. It's…exhausting, honestly. And dangerous, knowing what happens to people who don't listen to MY advice."

Her gaze flicked up to me for a moment, sharp and meaningful, as if trying to tell me to take her word seriously. Not that I didn't get it based on her emphasis on the word 'my' like that. 

"That's why I'm strict," she admitted, her voice dropping just slightly. "It's not because I enjoy it. It's because I care. About the adventurers. About…you."

The words hung in the air, and I blinked, caught off guard by the unintentional warmth in her tone.

"Um," she said quickly, flustered all over again. "Anyway, that's…that's it. Now, can we get back to work?"

I grinned, feeling a strange warmth in my chest. "Thanks for sharing, teacher. I promise I'll try to make your job harder"

Eina groaned, pinching the bridge of her nose. "You'll try to?"

"Yeah," I said with a shrug, "but you like me anyway, so you'll tough it out, right?"

She froze, her face a mix of mortification and something she was desperately trying to hide, and I couldn't help but laugh.

After moments of her silence, I stood up with a plan in mind and bowed to her, "Eina-san!", I lowered myself even further, "I'm sorry, but I barely listened to your explanations earlier as you read the information too fast! Could you teach me again?"

I watched her expression turn into shock as her mouth goes agape and she shakes her head in disappointment, "Yes, just make sure you actually pay attention this time or I'll make you regret it!", and in a moment I sat right next to her.

"What are you doing!?", she reacted flustered to our close proximity.

"Read to me, Eina…pleaseee", I gave her puppy eyes doing my best to disarm her one last time.

As Eina began reading to me, our legs touched, and I felt a spark of passion run through my body called Lust. I subtly shifted closer, our legs pressed together, but surprisingly she didn't pull away and I could tell she just thought of me as innocent still due to her being overwhelmed and defending her own mind.

She blushed heavily just reading to me not knowing how to react so she asked, "Are you getting this?"

I leaned in closer, zero intentions to answer her, my voice barely above a whisper. "You have a lovely voice, Eina," I said, my words sending shivers down her spine. "I could listen to it all day."

Her eyes narrowed, her cheeks flushing with a hint of pink. But she didn't pull away, her fingers tightening on the book as she continued to read. I smiled to myself, sensing that I was making progress, that I was slowly chipping away at her defenses perhaps all thanks to [Charm].

Either way, as she read, I found myself becoming more and more relaxed, my body sinking into the chair. Without thinking, I rested my head on her shoulder, feeling a sense of peace wash over me. Eina's voice faltered for a moment, and I looked up to see her gazing down at me with a mixture of surprise and shyness.

I smiled, feeling a sense of innocence wash over me. "Sorry," I whispered, my voice barely audible. "I just wanted to rest my head on you."

Her expression softened, and she nodded gently. "It's okay," she said, her voice warm and soothing whilst mesmerized by my cuteness. "Just please, don't make any sudden movements."

She began reading about the third floor flipping through a book to try and explain to me what to expect. I point at the image and the rest my hand on her inner thigh. My hand crept up her thigh, coming to rest just near her pussy so I could feel all her heat and apply emotional pressure there. I didn't think about it, just let my body move on instinct.

She was about to overreact, I could tell that much, so I quickly try to distract her with my cute voice quivering, "Do you think...do monsters in the dungeon ever have babies?" I whispered, my voice barely audible.

Her response was immediate, her voice shaking with uncertainty. "I-I'm not sure," she stammered, her cheeks flushing with heat. "The dungeon is a dark and dangerous place. I don't believe it's a suitable environment for... procreation. There's no recorded instances of it to this date, Fae-", she looked nervous now as if she's going to explode but I then timely interrupted her.

I hummed thoughtfully, interrupting her, my fingers tracing gentle patterns on her thigh. "That's a shame," I murmured, gazing up at her with a look of innocent curiosity. "I was hoping maybe you could teach me a thing or two on how it's done~", [Charm] is now heightened as I gaze on her.

"What?", I could see her eyes widen, a hint of panic flashing across her face. "I-I don't think that would be appropriate," she stammered, her voice wavering.

I let my hand drift higher up her thigh, watching as her breath caught in her throat. She opened her mouth to protest, but I cut her off, pressing my finger against her lips.

"Shhh," I whispered, my eyes sparkling with mischief. "Let me be your tutor then, k?"

Before she could react, I leaned in and pressed my lips against hers, swallowing her soft gasp of surprise. I kept the kiss gentle, coaxing her to relax into my embrace as my hand continued its journey up her thigh.

I reached down and gently caressed her nether region, my fingers tracing delicate patterns on her skin. Her eyes snapped open, her gaze locking onto mine with a flash of panic.

"Does this feel good, Eina?" I whispered, my fingers dancing along and using [All-Flesh] to make her soaking wet so she could not deny her needs anymore even as a pure Elven.

"I-I've never..." I stammered, my cheeks flushing with embarrassment. "I'm not sure I know how to...how to do this."

"But does it feel good?"

 "No," she muttered defiantly, her voice breaking. But I could see the lie in her eyes, and I knew that she was trying to convince herself as much as she was trying to convince me.

I leaned in closer, my lips brushing against her ear. "Don't lie to me, Eina," I whispered. "I can feel it. You're feeling something. Tell me what it is."

Her face went even redder, and she opened her mouth to protest. But then, she seemed to catch herself, and her eyes closed. She took a deep breath, and I could sense her struggling to maintain her integrity.

"I...I don't know what you're talking about," she stammered, her voice trembling.

Without warning, I slipped my hand beneath her, then accurately began pulling her pants down and when done my fingers begin caressing the delicate lace of her undergarments. Eina let out a sharp gasp, her hands flying up to grasp my wrist before I revealed her glistening pussy.

"Wait, please!" she cried, her eyes wide with panic. "I-I've never…I don't know how to..."

I silenced her with a searing kiss, my tongue expertly coaxing her lips apart. She whimpered against my mouth, her resolve crumbling as I continued my relentless assault on her senses.

After disorienting Eina, with a tender touch, I reached between us, guiding my fingers to her most intimate area. She gasped, her body tensing in response to my touch. I paused, my fingers hovering just above her entrance.

"I'll be gentle," I whispered, my voice a soothing balm to her trembling form. "Just relax and let me in."

I kissed my finger letting my saliva drool on to it then pressed my fingers against her, the pressure gentle but insistent. She winced, her eyes flashing with surprise. I froze, my fingers still inside her, as I waited for her to adjust to the sensation.

But as the moments ticked by, I could sense her body beginning to relax, her muscles easing as she grew accustomed to my touch. I smiled, my fingers slowly withdrawing from Eina's glistening pink entrance, only to return again in a gentle, probing rhythm.

She trembled, her body responding to my touch with a slow, sweet surrender. I smiled, my heart pounding in my chest, as I leaned in to kiss her again, my lips pressing against hers in a gentle, soothing caress.

Slowly, reverently, I drew my hands up to the hem of her top, my fingers hooking beneath the fabric. Her eyes went wide, a silent plea for me to help her, she was lost in a daze of desire, but I simply smiled reassuringly. "Shh, let me see you," I murmured, my voice thick with lust watching her nervous cover her face again.

I grab her hands, pulling them from her face, and then breaking eye contact, I peeled the fabric away, revealing the soft, very ample supple curves of her breasts. I kissed her nipple to test her reaction and hugged her to calm her down.

After the hug, I continued my exploration, I used [All-Flesh to slowly increase her pleasure and sensitivity] I could feel her body tensing and then suddenly relaxing, which is a telltale sign of her impending release. I watched, transfixed, as her face contorted in ecstasy, your entire body shuddering with the force of a fountain of gushing juices from her intense climax.

"Mmfgh~ah", she was tightly grinding her teeth and quivering as she released. She cummed a lot, her cries of pleasure mingling with the sound of my own rough breathing. I couldn't believe the sight of her, so utterly lost due to simple foreplay. It was a sight I would never forget.

My fingers quickly moving to release the holy sword as I unshackled it. She watched, then covered her eyes.

She made a small gap between her fingers, "..Fae-kun...wha-what is that?", her heart raced as she gazed at the sheer size of it. And her eyes fixed on my hands as I pulled out my large hard massive cock, its length and girth already hard and ready for her. She looked at my lustful gaze and was at my mercy.

I kiss her and deepen my desire for her as I positioned myself above her, I could see the apprehension in Eina's emerald eyes. Her body was tense, trembling beneath my touch, still quivering from the recoil of her first climax and I knew that she is deeply nervous about what is to cum.

Slowly, carefully, I guided my throbbing length to her entrance, I lifted her legs and kiss her to ensure she kept her mouth shut and pressed against her reddened sensitive flesh. She winced, her eyes squeezing shut, and I paused, giving her time to adjust to the new sensation whilst massaging her legs.

Inch by inch, I eased myself inside her, watching her face intently for any sign of discomfort. Her muscles clenched around me, resisting the intrusion, blood trickled out onto my shaft and I held back the urge to thrust deeper immediately.

Slowly, carefully, I began to move, my hips rocking in a gentle, rhythmic motion. She whimpered, her nails digging into my skin, and I hushed her with a tender kiss, my lips brushing against hers repeatedly in a desperate attempt to soothe all her fears.

Her quiet whimpers grew louder, a soft, muffled cry of pleasure as my cock pounds on her cervix.

I gripped her hips firmly, pounding into her with deep, powerful thrusts. Her thick body trembled beneath mine, her back arching as she whimpered and moaned. "Nngh, oh god..." She gasped, her voice barely above a whisper, desperate not to be overheard outside the door.

The couch creaked and groaned beneath our frantic movements, the sound echoing through the room. 

*Slap Slap Slap*, the sounds of our wet flesh juices colliding and echoing through the room as we both fucked on the edge of finishing. And then, in a burst of pure, unadulterated bliss, I watched her eyes roll back and came again, undone beneath me, letting out a strangled cry of ecstasy.

But I didn't stop, didn't even pause. I kept pounding into her, my hips relentless in their pursuit of satisfaction.

Eina tried to speak, to beg for mercy, but all that came out was a strangled whimper and an incoherent sound of similiar to that of a hog.

Her body became a mess due to the pleasure as her limbs shake out of control and quiver unable to coordinate even the simplest movements. She kept cumming non-stop as her thickness was assaulted by my lean-erotic body.

I leaned down, my mouth capturing hers in a passionate kiss. Her lips were slack and unresponsive, unable to even muster a weak protest as I devoured her mouth.

And then, with a sudden, savage thrust, I shattered her fragile consciousness. Her body really went out of control, trembling and quivering like a leaf in the wind. Her mind utterly broke, unable to even think anymore as my hips continued to piston into her like a jackhammer.

And then, with a final, triumphant cry, I dumped an unholy amount of cum into her trembling body. The feeling of being filled so utterly made her fall into a heavenly daze.

Her soft cries of pleasure were drowned out by the sounds of her flesh being beaten, our slapping sounds and juices as I emptied myself into her virgin womb. And when I was finally done, I pulled out, leaving a trail of creamy white cum in my wake.

I couldn't help but notice the obscene amount of cum that oozed from her well-used formerly virgin pussy. My breathing became ragged in response to how erotically used Eina looked.

A strange sense of pride welled up within me as I realized the full extent of my handiwork. 

However, the last thing I expected was what was spying at the door.

I watched as Misha's gaze filled with shock, awe and desire locked eyes with me. Her hand on the doorknob where the master key she has is inserted. Her breathing clearly just as ragged as if she had been there a while and her face flushed.

A few more moments passed before she said, "I won't say anything!" And slammed the door shut. I stood there puzzled then looked down at the dazed Eina.

Using [Fate], my eyes hue and I felt no different than usual so I assumed all would turn out fine. I sat next to her body and held her on top of me to allow her to take a good rest.

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Character Profile Update: Please note that he slept with her for knowledge on the dungeon so as he allows her to rest he will extract that.

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