Cultivation Is Like This

Chapter 71 - The forks are all open.



  Chapter 71

  The internal test is approaching, and there is not much time left for Lu Bei.

  Hu San left the Ascension Gate with his back feet, and he followed him down Sanqing Peak with his front feet. First, he took She Xiang’s handwritten letter and went to a pawnshop in Langyu County.

   checked the accounts and collected the money. Before leaving, he came to the boudoir on the second floor skillfully, removed the dressing cabinet, opened the wardrobe, and picked out a few ladies’ clothes.

   He doesn’t have any hobbies, he is entrusted by She Hean, he is pitiful, and he does one good deed every day.

  [You have been poisoned, after being judged, your health remains unchanged after deducting defense and immunity]

   “Good guy, wait for me here!”

  Lu Bei hated to speak out, despising She He would only secretly poison the honest people, and the means were despicable and unworthy of the table, and then put the colorful little inner in his hand into the Qiankun Ring.

   “I really don’t want to talk about you. I’m so old, and I still dress like a little girl. I’m not ashamed. I blush when I look at it!”

   After sweeping She Chang’s boudoir, Lu Bei confirmed that nothing was left behind, and left the pawnshop, and instructed the old shopkeeper a few words. Aunt Snake recently went to the mountain to practice.

  The old shopkeeper didn’t understand at first, but after a while, he suddenly realized that the owner found Ruyi Langjun and will move out in the future.

Lu Bei left the **** shop, turned around and went to the tailor shop next door. The last time he came to Langyu County, he wrote down this shop, and he knew from the door that the scale was not small, there were many tailors, and the speed of shipment must not be slow. go with.

   Hearing Lu Bei’s request to make more than one garment first, the shopkeeper shook his head again and again, saying that Lu Bei was wrong, and the delivery time was not that fast, at least seven days.

  Lu Bei didn’t say anything, took out a stack of bank notes, and the shopkeeper shook his head repeatedly, saying that he was wrong, and the delivery time was not so slow, and it could be done before nightfall.

   There was no problem with both parties, Lu Bei picked up the soft ruler, raised his hand and gestured for a moment, giving the size of Hu Zhi and She Heng.

   Touching the bones, he knew which materials were flat and round, and as for She Hen…

   It’s hard to be unclear.

The   Golden Wu was sinking to the west, the city gate was about to close, Lu Bei hurriedly hurried, and was almost not left in the county town overnight.

  The sky is pitiful to see, he is unfamiliar with the place of life, and has no residence in Langyu County. If this is the case, he can only go back to the pawnshop and sleep in the bed.

   It’s not right, that quilt Lu Bei has touched, it’s poisonous.

   It was a fluke, that is, it was not clear when it was dark, otherwise he would have been stopped and questioned by his soldiers with an impatient look on his way.

   is not aimed at the little white face. Recently, there have been flower thieves in the city, and any suspects will be stopped and questioned.

  …

  Sanqing Peak.

   Feather gate, inner courtyard.

  斛郬 took over the new clothes handed over by Lu Bei with a heart full of joy, as well as the beauty-loving demon, even if she had just transformed, it was inevitable that she would be like this.

   As a result, Hu Yan was a little dumbfounded. Several of her daughter’s clothes were very beautiful, she liked them very much, and because they were given by the head of the family, they were of great significance and she couldn’t put it down.

   But a few other pieces…

  According to Lu Bei, it is a new style that is popular recently, and is highly respected by older girls and daughters-in-law in Ningzhou. When he was in Dashengguan, the streets were dressed like this.

  斛郬 was incomprehensible, and was greatly shocked. She only felt that the new style was too revealing, let alone wearing it on her body. She blushed and heartbeat just by looking at it, and she was speechless.

   “Please, you are a vixen, do you want to be so innocent!”

  斛郬 was reluctant to live or die. As soon as Lu Bei raised the pitch by two points, she burst into tears. Seeing this scene, Lu Bei had to persuade her warmly, saying that he had teased her before and burned several new clothes in person.

   With the big fox spirit in one hand, Lu Bei felt distressed for Hu Zhi, so he went with her. She Hen didn’t have this kind of treatment. Even if he was at a loss, he was still blocked by Lu Bei’s bedside.

   “Be wise, you can either change it yourself, or I’ll work harder and change it for you myself.” Lu Bei held a few pieces of clothes, and the candle light stretched the shadow to the wall, showing his teeth and claws like a devil.

She Hean’s face was ashen, he raised his hand and clenched his collar tightly, and said angrily, “The surname is Lu, you once swore that I would work for you for ten years, and within ten years, you and I will only be subordinate to the top and bottom, and I will use my character to guarantee, Will not force me to do what I don’t want to do to me!”

   “The me of today is the me of today, the me of the past is the me of the past, two people who have never been masked, two things without cause and effect, how can they be generalized!”

Lu Bei pouted and handed the new clothes in front of She Hean: “Don’t be stupid, you are an old snake spirit. If you are willing to believe my verbal promise, it means that you have prepared for the worst. Besides, I have no intention of hurting you. You, I said at the time that I would introduce you to a livelihood, so that you will be safe for the rest of your life, now it’s time for me to exchange my promise, be obedient, and I guarantee you will be an instant hit.”

   “This is the livelihood you introduced to me?”

   Looking at the cloth in front of her, She Hen smiled instead of anger. If she was willing to fall, she would have hugged her thighs long ago and solved the problem of the source of blood blocking the path of cultivation.

  She closed her eyes and crossed her neck, that’s all, she won’t give in.

   “Hey, I’m so bad-tempered!”

Lu Bei raised his brows, picked out a well-designed costume, and persuaded: “Look, it’s not very revealing. Originally, the fork was opened to the creak. I know that you are thin-skinned, so it was changed to only open to the waist. And this, I didn’t change the backless piece to the front, I have really taken care of you.”

   “Bah, dirty!”

  She Hen turned his head away, gritted his teeth and said, “Even if you dream, even if I die, even if I bite my tongue and commit suicide, I won’t touch these clothes.”

   “Huh, this is not up to you!”

  Lu Bei snorted coldly, raised his hand and pressed She Hen’s collar, ready to scare her.

  Squeaky—

The door was opened, and Hu Ying, who had changed into new clothes, crept in. Seeing that Lu Bei had pushed She Zhang to the side of the bed, Hu Ying said aggrievedly: “Master, I’ve… changed, you don’t need to do any more. Embarrassing Miss She.”

   “Ah this…”

  Lu Bei sucked in a breath of cold air, looking at the pitiful Huzhi, his guilt rose sharply, he threw away the fabric in his hand, and quickly stepped forward to take a coat and put it on Huzhi.

“Silly child, the head is playing with Aunt Snake. She has some strange hobbies. You are still young. When you grow up…well, it’s best not to know when you grow up.” Lu Bei side Comforting Hu Zhi, he gave She Yan a wink, and asked him to quickly take the blame.

  She Hen was even more angry when he saw this. He didn’t want to let HuYi be wronged. He picked up the new clothes on the ground and said full of resentment: “Let XiaoYi go out and I’ll change it.”

  The resentment stems from two aspects. One is to Lu Bei, who disappointed her so much that she even let her wear such nasty clothes for others to see.

  Secondly, he was unmoved by the golden-scaled snake, watching Lu Bei bully her, which was obviously not the case before.

   “Master!!”

   “The surnamed Lu, today’s shame, he will surely return it a hundredfold in the future!”

  閛郬 was sobbing with grief, She Hean saw death as home, Lu Bei…

   He overestimated the level of acceptance of new things by the demon girls, and also overestimated his ruthlessness, so he left in embarrassment, and no longer mentioned the issue of new clothes.

   Back in the house, Lu Bei studied the ink and ran the pen, lit the lamp and boiled the oil to write the copywriting.

  The original plan was to attract players to the pit with a cute and **** combination of demon girls, but the current plan is to attract novice players to vote with the head of the Ascension Sect, who has a handsome face and a mysterious cultivation base.

  Isn’t it just selling meat, it makes him seem like he can’t!

   “Sure enough, you still have to rely on yourself to be a person. I hope that in this internal test, a few high-quality players can be allocated nearby, otherwise we will have to wait until the public test…”

  Lu Bei put down the writing brush, his eyes twinkled, reluctant to let the child catch the wolf, so he decided to put some blood.

   (end of this chapter)


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