Cultivating Plants

April Fools - Dryad Naming System



So, Xochipilli, I've been thinking. There are lots of dryads, right? That means that we will need lots of names. So I've been musing how could I name them and I came up with a few. Tell me what you think.

Afghanistan

Albania

Algeria

Andorra

Angola

Antigua and Barbuda

Argentina

Armenia

Australia

Austria

Azerbaijan

The Bahamas

Bahrain

Bangladesh

Barbados

Belarus

Belgium

Belize

Benin

Bhutan

Bolivia

Bosnia and Herzegovina

Botswana

Brazil

Brunei

Bulgaria

Burkina Faso

Burundi

Cabo Verde

Cambodia

Stolen content alert: this content belongs on Royal Road. Report any occurrences.

Cameroon

Canada

Central African Republic

Chad

Chile

China

Colombia

Comoros

Democratic Republic of the Congo

Republic of the Congo

Costa Rica

Côte d'Ivoire

Croatia

Cuba

Cyprus

Czech Republic

Denmark

Djibouti

Dominica

Dominican Republic

East Timor (Timor-Leste)

Ecuador

Egypt

El Salvador

Equatorial Guinea

Eritrea

Estonia

Eswatini

Ethiopia

Fiji

Finland

France

Gabon

The Gambia

Georgia

Germany

Ghana

Greece

Grenada

Guatemala

Guinea

Guinea-Bissau

Guyana

Haiti

Honduras

Hungary

Iceland

India

Indonesia

Iran

Iraq

Ireland

Israel

Italy

Jamaica

Japan

Jordan

Kenya

Kiribati

North Korea

South Korea

Kosovo

Kuwait

Kyrgyzstan

Laos

Latvia

Lebanon

Lesotho

Liberia

Libya

Liechtenstein

Lithuania

Luxembourg

Madagascar

Malawi

Malaysia

Maldives

Mali

Malta

Marshall Islands

Mauritania

Mauritius

Mexico

Micronesia

Moldova

Monaco

Mongolia

Montenegro

Morocco

Mozambique

Myanmar

Namibia

Nauru

Nepal

Netherlands

New Zealand

Nicaragua

Niger

Nigeria

North Macedonia

Norway

Oman

Pakistan

Palau

Panama

Papua New Guinea

Paraguay

Peru

Philippines

Poland

Portugal

Qatar

Romania

Russia

Rwanda

Saint Kitts and Nevis

Saint Lucia

Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

Samoa

San Marino

Sao Tome and Principe

Saudi Arabia

Senegal

Serbia

Seychelles

Sierra Leone

Singapore

Slovakia

Slovenia

Solomon Islands

Somalia

South Africa

Spain

Sri Lanka

Sudan

Sudan, South

Suriname

Sweden

Switzerland

Syria

Taiwan

Tajikistan

Tanzania

Thailand

Togo

Tonga

Trinidad and Tobago

Tunisia

Turkey

Turkmenistan

Tuvalu

Uganda

Ukraine

United Arab Emirates

United Kingdom

United States

Uruguay

Uzbekistan

Vanuatu

Vatican City

Venezuela

Vietnam

Yemen

Zambia

Zimbabwe

Wait, I'm not done. Some of them feel a bit too on the nose, you know? So I thought of another type of names that have more finesse to them. Listen:

Drisdol

Amoxicillin

Levothyroxine

Lisinopril

Ibuprofen

Amphetamine

Amlodipine

Albuterol

Prednisone

Gabapentin

Benzonatate

Alprazolam

Cyclobenzaprine

Azithromycin

Atorvastatin

Cetirizine

Losartan

Cephalexin

Metformin

Metoprolol

Hydrochlorothiazide

Viagra

Trazodone

Zolpidem tartrate

Escitalopram oxalate

Clonazepam

Methylprednisolone

Tadalafil

Methocarbamol

Fluconazole

Sertraline

Vibramycin

Furosemide

Fluoxetine

Metronidazole

Omeprazole

Sulfamethoxazole

Phenobarbital

Armour Thyroid

Dextromethorphan

Metoprolol tartrate

Meloxicam

Pantoprazole

Hydrochlorothiazide

Estradiol

Famotidine

So… what do you think? Great, right?


Tip: You can use left, right, A and D keyboard keys to browse between chapters.