Chapter 111 โ Not a very good fruit ninja ๐๐๐๐๐
Chapter 111 - Triple 1's! Cheers to the 'unattached' - may your spirits stay 'unmatched'!
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The next day, everything went without a hitch. I planted more tea while the kids planted crocus flowers. At this point, normally we would go back to the main house for a lavish feast to mark the end of the planting season. However we'd just had a feast with the head of the Fox clan, and I thought that it would be ridiculous to have two in the same week.
Thatโs why I decided to let the kids go on a shopping trip to Anwei instead. They deserved it after working hard last year. Before they left. I asked them an important question. โTell me, do you feel that anything has changed? Do you have more energy? Something like that.โ
The three of them exchanged looks. Lari scratched his head and said, โI noticed that even when my energy bar is almost empty, I donโt feel exhausted anymore.โ
โThatโs true. I havenโt felt like Iโm about to collapse,โ said Mo, who was the one who often had problems regulating her energy.
โIs it because we leveled up?โ asked Kharli.
โNo, itโs because of the mushrooms that I gave the chef to use,โ I said. โTheyโre supposed to boost our stats slightly, but I havenโt seen any indication of it in the System.โ
When the cave mushrooms had been added to the team, they had added status effects like Clarity, Regeneration, Bravery, Stone Skin, Haste, etc. but that had been removed later because it made combat too unbalanced. Nonetheless, the mushrooms should still give a small boost to a player's stats.
โWe ate magic mushrooms?โ Kharliโs eyes widened.
I nodded.
โCan we have more tomorrow?โ asked Lari.
โWhy not? Iโm afraid that by telling you about it now, your imagination might run away with you and we wonโt be able to know for sure if the mushrooms work,โ I said. The placebo effect could be quite powerful. โI notice that I have a little bit more energy, but really not a lot. It could just be that I had a good night's sleep.
โI havenโt really noticed anything,โ said Kharli.
โNever mind, itโs fine. Maybe the mushrooms I had were just too low-level,โ I said. โGo and have fun in the city. Remember, donโt go over your budget.โ
Fengying and I had already discussed the amount of money that they could use, and what they could use it on, which was primarily new clothing.
โYes, Teacher.โ They bowed and then left, chatting merrily about all the things that they wanted to buy in the city. Kharli wanted some new skirts. Mo wanted more trousers. Lari wanted nicer jackets.
As for me, I planned to spend my afternoon using my inventory to replenish our pantry. Most of the items in my inventory were bound to me and, therefore, couldnโt be used by other people unless I processed them first. I believe the reason behind this was that, for example, the [Strawberries] in my inventory were different from [Sliced Strawberries]. All I had to do was use my knife on the fruits and I could then give the sliced fruits to the Demon Chef for him to use however he saw fit.
I had been unable to do this before until my โcooking curseโ was resolved by a quest. Due to my low cooking level, I still sometimes failed in slicing fruits, but it was worth a try.
โItโs just you and me, Yinuo,โ I said to the head maid. We were in the large industrial kitchen that I had set up in the inner courtyard. Unlike the other rooms which were exquisitely decorated, this part of the house was purely functional. Three huge refrigerators dominated the southern side, while the western side gleamed with stainless steel cooking ranges and ovens. The northern side was full of shelves containing every sort of kitchen supplies one might need, such as pots, pans, knives, mixing bowls, whisks, measuring cups, etc. โAre you sure youโre okay with staying here instead of going on the shopping trip with the others?โ
โYes, Baroness. Iโm saving my money for my dowry,โ she said.
โOh, whoโs the lucky man?โ I asked.
โI havenโt found one yet,โ she said.
Yinuo was a tall, bony woman of around thirty. She had long black hair down to her knees and large brown eyes. I thought she was rather pretty.
โOkay, letโs get to work. Iโll slice the fruits, and you will put them in these containers.โ I gestured at the porcelain bowls, small glass jars, and large clay pots piled up beside my workspace. There was plenty of counter space on the island in the middle of the kitchen where I had decided to work.
She nodded. Without further ado, I took out a dozen [Strawberries] from my inventory and a knife from my System toolbelt. Yinuo was used to how my apprentices and I seemingly pulled out items from nowhere. Clan members and cultivators in this world had a โsoul spaceโ where they could use the stored items, so this wasnโt something too unusual.
The System guided my hands in cutting the fresh strawberries into quarters.
โOops.โ Instead of turning the [Strawberries] into [Sliced Strawberries], they somehow turned into [Burnt Strawberries]. โI donโt understand how these could have gotten burned.โ
โThe chef said that cursed ingredients are hard to cook,โ said Yinuo.
I sighed. โThese arenโt cursed. Can you try touching them?โ
I pushed a [Strawberry] towards her. She reached out her hand towards the fruit then withdrew it.
โThere seems to be a force that is preventing me from touching it,โ she said.
โIt figures,โ I said. That was the effect of the itemโs bound status. The natives of this world perceived it as a โcursed item.โ I tried three times more and produced three bunches of [Burnt Strawberries] which my maid placed into a trash can. Thankfully, I was able to make some [Sliced Strawberries] on my fifth try. โThatโs more like it!โ
Yinuo clapped.
Was she mocking me? I examined her expression. Maybe?
โOne down, fifty more to go!โ I said.
Slicing fruits was an extremely monotonous activity, and my maid was with me not just to help with organizing the fruit, but also to keep me company and entertain me.
โShall I begin reading this book out loud?โ She held up a copy of โSecrets of the Rulerโs Court, Volume VII, Illustrated Edition.โ
I giggled. โWhy not?โ
Yinuo started reading it out loud to me. โCourtly love among the nobles of the Vermillion Bird clan is a highly mannered and elegant affair full of poetry, drama, and public displays of extravagance. The twenty-fifth king, known for his thousands of lovers, once said โA day without courtship is to be avoided at all costs.โ Chivalric romances are not complete without at least a dozen stories of destined lovers, amorous adventures, and humorous erotic entanglements.โ
โErotic? Wait, how spicy is this book?โ I asked.
โItโs actually rather dry. This volume is about historical romances,โ she said.
โOkay, continue.โ
The first story was about the legend of the Peony Maiden and the Prince of Eagles.
Yinuo read the story to me as I continued slicing more [Strawberries].
โWhen the world was young, the Prince of Eagles was soaring through the sky in search of adventure when a flash of color caught his eye. At the edge of a cliff, was the most beautiful flower in the world, the Crimson Pearl Peony. Awestruck by its magnificent color, gracefully furled petals, and ravishing scent, he fell madly in love at first sight.โ
โOh my,โ I said as I failed my cooking task yet again.
Yinuo dutifully slid the [Burnt Strawberries] off the counter and into the trash can before continuing the story. โThe Prince of Eagles, eager to prove his devotion, flew East of the Evening Star and West of the Dawn to collect fresh morning dew from the Parasol Tree to water the flower every day for ten thousand years.โ
โTen thousand years?โ I raised an eyebrow while I continued making more [Burnt Strawberries] and [Sliced Strawberries].
Yinuo shrugged. โThese stories always say โten thousand years,โ but I think it just means a long time.โ
โI see.โ
โMillennia passed while the Prince waited patiently for his beloved to respond to his affection, but she remained silent. At last, the Princeโs long lifespan came to an end and he died.โ
โWhat? He died? What kind of love story is this?โ
โThereโs more!โ Yinuo turned the page and continued reading. โEven in death, the Prince of Eaglesโ great love didnโt falter. Blood from his heart continued to water the flower, turning the soil around the peony red. Finally, the Crimson Pearl Peony was moved. Transforming herself into a lovely young human maiden, she gathered up the Princeโs bones and heart and sought to return him to Grandmother Eagleโs home East of the Evening Star and West of the Dawn. She walked so far that she wore out ten thousand iron shoes.โ
I made a sound of appreciation.
โIn those days, the world was still young, and Grandmother Eagle could be found chasing the sun dogs or at home roosting on the Parasol Tree. The Peony Maiden showed Grandmother Eagle the bones and asked for her help.โ Yinuo showed me the beautifully illustrated page where the Peony Maiden, clad in gorgeous blood-red robes, knelt in front of a giant tree. โGrandmother Eagle said, โHis blood flows because his heart still beats for love of you. If you wish for him to return, all you need to do is to bury his heart in the place he loves the most.โ The Peony Maiden understood and immediately ate the heart.โ
โAh! Cannibalism?! This story is hardcore!โ I said.
โHer belly swelled and nine moons later she gave birth to a boy as fair as the sun and as gentle as the moon. And they lived happily ever after.โ
โThat was a very weird story.โ I was going to ask her to read the next one when I heard the chiming of the doorbell.
โMy lady, Iโll go see who that is,โ said Yinuo. She left and returned with a small box and an official-looking scroll in her hands. โA messenger from the Fox clan asked me to give this to you.โ
The velvet-lined wooden box contained a seed and the message on the scroll read, โHey, Witch, I found this Crimson Pearl Peony seed in a treasure room. Why donโt you try growing it?โ
It was unsigned, but obviously it was from Lady Hoshi.
The System pinged me with a popup notification.
[New Quest Available: Curing Infertility Part 2]
Yinuo, who was standing beside me reading the scroll, too, looked incredulously at me and said, โBaroness, this is related to the story I was just reading!โ
โYeah.โ I nodded absentmindedly and picked up the seed.
[Crimson Pearl Peony Seed:
A legendary seed that has been passed on for generations since time immemorial. The long-extinct Crimson Pearl Peony was said to be the main ingredient of the Paramount Serendipitous Celestial Pill, the ultimate fertility drug.]
Whoa, that sounded pretty awesome. I mentally clicked on the [Accept Quest] button.
[Curing Infertility Part 2:
Plant the Crimson Pearl Peony seed.
Requirements: Black Soil, Spirit Water, and Mysterious Goo.
Reward: Farming Exp]
The soda water I got from the Mines was the same thing as [Spirit Water]. I would have to create [Black Soil] on the farm and unlock the [Mysterious Goo] by using the recipe when I unlocked the ingredients.
โD-donโt you think thatโs strange?โ asked Yinuo. Her eyes darted around the kitchen as though looking for something. โI read the legend of the Peony Maiden and this seed appearedโฆ Was someone listening?โ
โWho? Thereโs no one but us here.โ That didnโt make sense. Even if someone had heard, they wouldโve had to report it to Lady Hoshi and return with the seed while running at the speed of light.
Yinuo bit her lip and then pointed up at the ceiling.
I automatically looked up, but, of course, there was nothing there.
Yinuo gave me an agonized look.
โSomeoneโฆโ She pointed up again then clasped her hands as though in prayer.
โOh, you mean, um, I donโt think so. Iโm sure itโs just a weird coincidence,โ I said. Come to think of it, in the game things always happened this way, didnโt they? I mean, the player would talk to an NPC about a certain legend or rumor and then receive a related quest right after that. It wasnโt until now that I realized how bizarre that would be in real life.
Yinuo did not look convinced. โIf you say so, my lady.โ
โMaybe we should put the book away and just chat about something,โ I suggested as I sat down to cut more [Strawberries]. Iโd barely managed to fill one bowl.
Yinuo shot one more scared look at the ceiling before standing beside me at the kitchen counter once again. โYes, that might be for the best.โ
โHey, at least we were only talking about a love story. Just think what might have happened if you had read the story aboutโฆโ I took the book and leafed through it. โThe Black Beast of Drakmorth.โ
Yinuo took the book from me, turned the pages to chapter nine, and showed it to me. โHow about I read the story about the most handsome man in the world?โ
โWho is that?โ
โPrince Arjun of the Vermillion Bird clan. They say heโs so gorgeous that red flowers spring up wherever he walks.โ
โWow! But I already have someoneโฆโ
โI donโt.โ Yinuo looked up and said, โIf someoneโs listening, please I would like to see a man so stunningly beautiful that the birds in the sky fall down when they catch sight of him.โ
Seconds later, the doorbell chimed again.