Country Weapon

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  Chapter 233 One shot hits

"Male secretary? Isn't that the kind of guy who just follows the rich woman's back and carries her bag, is cheerful when meeting everyone, and pretends to be a bigot?" Long Gen immediately became aware of something when he heard that. He gave him a pillow when he felt sleepy, and he was still thinking about it in the afternoon. When you are an official, you show off your power and show off your power and abuse others. Well, why don't you become a male secretaries at night?

It has been said in the movie that male secretaries are good. They carry bags and go shopping with the little rich woman. When the rich woman wants to play mahjong, she will sit aside and help count the money. When the rich woman wants to play mahjong, she will help take off the mask and hand out contraceptive condoms. It's tens of thousands a month. It's easy to make money, just like plowing leaves in the woods.

"Oh, by the way, I heard that male secretaries have to pay compensation. When the master is tired of playing with each other, the rich women can still exchange dates with each other. It's okay. When I'm busy, I can help massage my **** and massage my breasts, and clear the sewers and so on. But no That’s right, I don’t have much power, at least give me some power to live or not live...”

 “Peng!”

The document on the table, which looked like eyes, hit Long Gen's forehead. He Jingwen cursed angrily: "You little bastard, what good things are you thinking about all day long? You were reincarnated as a gangster in your last life, right?"

"Hehe, just kidding." Long Gen smiled. Today, I have received a big favor from Mother Sao. I can't make others angry. Mother Sao lifted up her clothes and took off her pants, so she had to eat milk. For milk, I asked him to take out a stick to help him stir it up and down, and he still had to tinker with it a few times.

These days, everyone who has money is a rich man, not to mention that this woman is still the mayor of the township, a living old Buddha, do you dare to neglect her?

"Well, Mayor He, can you tell me more specifically, what does a secretary do? Does he do something, what powers does he have, how about a month's vacation, and what's the salary?" After regaining consciousness, Long Gen asked a series of questions.

　　When it comes to remuneration issues, you have to discuss it clearly in person. I still have a lot of wives waiting to take care of me. Even if I don’t have time 24 hours a day, it will take two or three days to get it done. I have to have enough holidays!

"Virtue!" He Jingwen rolled her eyes, glanced at Long Gen, and said scornfully: "Why don't you do anything? Ask about the treatment first? Do you want to lose face?"

Long Gen corrected him: "This is called being outspoken! I work for you, so I deserve some remuneration. Although we are both serious about our relationship, we must break it off first and then not mess up. We must follow the rules! For other American couples, buy a condom. They all have to be made in AA format..."

 “Ah, it smells shameless!” He Jingwen was so angry that her teeth itched, and she was about to smash the cup. I couldn't help but feel a little funny when I thought about it. I shook my head and said: Enemies!

"Okay, let me tell you, secretary, naturally you will be my secretary. Although there is a township committee secretary in Liuhe Township, I still have the final say on most things! Therefore, my secretary will naturally fly to the branch. Your head turns into a phoenix, and you are the most powerful among secretaries! Even far superior to the local village chief, village party secretary, and even some directors of the township government have to give you face!"

He Jingwen paused and explained the meaning of "secretary". He first poured some ecstasy soup into Long Gen, and then slowly rubbed it.

"Secondly, let's talk about the secretary's work, food, clothing, housing and transportation. For example, if you go to work at eight o'clock every morning, you should arrive at the office at least at seven o'clock, clean the office, make tea, organize documents, what are the meetings today, inspection activities of so-and-so, interviews with leaders, how about How about, these must be listed clearly one by one!"

“You have to do a series of things such as organizing documents, sending documents, issuing my instructions, etc.!”

He Jingwen sputtered, then looked at Long Gen, who looked confused, and asked: "How is it? Is there any problem? It's not difficult."

“Sister, are you looking for a nanny? Do you want to go to the bathroom and I’ll buy you sanitary napkins?” Long Gen curled his lips, feeling a little depressed.

 Damn it, I want to be the county magistrate or mayor. I don’t care about this little shabby secretary! What's the difference between a secretary and a nanny?

"Sister, I'm fine with being a bed partner, forget about the rest." Ignoring He Jingwen who was about to go crazy, Long Gen waved his hands repeatedly, "Okay, eldest sister, if you are really serious, let's do this. Find me a bed partner and you can still be an official." I’ll take the position right away!”

He Jingwen gritted her teeth with hatred, suddenly smiled strangely, and said with a smile: "Oh, this position really does exist."

"Huh? Is it really true?" Long Gen was startled. Is there really a way in this world where people who stay with each other for a long time can get promoted and make a fortune?

He Jingwen’s eyebrows arched in laughter and she said calmly: “Should you be the head of the breeding pig station? You can live every day. That bird pole of yours can be used to your advantage...”

　　　…….”

  …..

Long Gen didn't agree to the matter of the secretary. It was good to be an official, and He Jingwen was even more unlikely to treat him badly. Maybe he would have been sent to be a director or something with some qualifications, but after all, everything in the village had not yet taken shape. No. 1 in the world The village is just a fantasy, and currently there is a shortage of at least two million to build houses.

Not only that, just find a gimmick to hype it up, otherwise who would know that Shanghe Village is such a poor place that doesn’t give **** or fight?

 These all cost money!

 Money, money, money, life is connected!

The ancients said, "A penny cannot defeat a hero." Without money, you can't do anything!

Therefore, Long Gen decided to settle the affairs in the village first and have a stable income, and then slowly talk about becoming an official. Doesn't He Jingwen have a father who is the county magistrate? It shouldn't be difficult to help him for two years.

A week passed in a flash, Yuan Xiang was also discharged from the hospital, and Long Gen was sent back. After finally returning home, it was inevitable that he would play the flute and set off cannons to blow up the ditch every night. All the women were as beautiful as flowers and looked like your mother. On the edge of the kang mountain, I stuck out my white buttocks, just waiting for the big stick to go into the hole.

That battle was so shocking!

ah!

“From a distance, there are forests and peaks on either side, with different sizes and fatness;”

 “If you don’t know the true face of Rushan, you will bury your head in your breasts.”

The lumps of tender meat flew in and almost knocked the dragon root unconscious. After two full days, he staggered to the city and "roasted the rooster" to harm Shen Hong. After buying a lot of bullwhips, I planned to go to the driving school to see if I could ask Yuan Hong to help me go through the back door and get the notebook. At this time, Li Xiaofang called.

"Daughter-in-law, what are you doing? You haven't had any classes." Long Gen teased, "Secretly tell me, do you miss me and get wet down there? Don't worry, I'll be here to take care of you soon..."

"Xiaolong, you bastard!" A roar came from the other end of the phone, and Xiaofang shouted angrily: "Hurry up and call Hongyun Hotel, room 318, hurry up!"

 “Dududu...”

I wanted to say something else, but the phone was hung up.

"Here, does Xiaofang know something?" Long Gen was a little confused and roared for no reason.

 Honestly speaking, I feel a little guilty. Now that I’m having **** with Xiaofang’s mother, how can I keep it on my face? Since ancient times, how could a son-in-law make fun of his mother-in-law? Secondly, my style is not very good, the thing in my crotch is too enthusiastic, I don’t think any woman has blocked the sewer, and when she is helpful, she likes to click and clear the sewer for others; thirdly, I just give Xu Qing to Day.

"Why are you so angry?" He scratched his head for a long time and couldn't figure it out. He gritted his teeth and stamped his feet, "Damn it! Damn it, the ball is pointing to the sky. I will not die for tens of millions of years! Do whatever you want, I'm going to have **** with you, mother-in-law. Yes, what's wrong?"

With a sudden heart, he took a long puff of cigarette, closed the car door, and entered the Hongyun Hotel. I stomped up to the third floor, looking for room 318. I was almost at the end of the corridor when I saw "318" crookedly written on the door with a brush on the door. I was about to knock on the door when a burst of curses came from the door!

With his sharp ears, Long Gen recognized Xiaofang’s voice.

“Xiaolong, you bastard! Huh, that’s too much. Why, how could this be like this? How can you sleep with someone you see? It’s more outrageous than loving someone you know each other!”

Xu Qing sat on the edge of the bed with a complicated expression. She put her hands on her lower abdomen, stroked her abdomen twice, and sighed: "Xiaofang, I'm sorry for you, going behind your back with him..."

"Hey! This is the punishment I deserve. Anyway, I must keep this child. Don't try to persuade me. I will pay you back the debt you owe me slowly! Pa da..." Two drops of crystal The teardrops fell down, fell on the bed, and quickly seeped into the chaos.

Xiaofang bit her lip tightly, feeling angry and hateful in her heart!

"You can have a baby if you want, but you must let the little **** know about this. He is so beautiful that he gets an advantage. When you become a cheap father, let him take advantage of everything? Absolutely not! He must be responsible!" Xiaofang Grit your teeth with an unquestionable expression! "Why isn't this **** here? Just wait, I'll call him..."

Xu Qing quickly stopped her, "No, no, I am capable of raising children."

“This is the responsibility he must bear!” Xiaofang said one word after another. She found Long Gen’s number and dialed it. There was a rapid ringtone outside the door - Grandpa, the grandson called again...

Xiaofang's pretty face turned green and she opened the door. The little **** was standing outside the door eavesdropping.

"Little bastard, how long have you been here?" Xiaofang said coldly, furious.

Long Gen was startled. There were many people in the corridor, so he quickly entered the house and closed the door.

“Ahem, Xiaofang, um, Teacher Xu...I already know the matter, um, I want to ask something?”

Xu Qing blushed, lowered her head and said nothing, Xiaofang hummed angrily: "What's the matter, tell me."

"Really pregnant?" Long Gen still couldn't accept it. Damn it, it couldn't be such a coincidence. It was just one shot. How could the hit rate be so high?

Xu Qing spoke at this time, her voice as cold as bone marrow, "I don't need you to be responsible, and the child will not take your surname! Just leave!"

 “You little bastard!” Xiaofang cursed, her eyes full of contempt.

Long Gen shook his head. It was indeed difficult to accept it, but what could he do if he didn't accept the matter before him?

"Well, you have misunderstood. I want to check more clearly, how long it has been, how old it is, and what measures are needed to protect the fetus?" Long Gen changed his tone and suddenly became serious, "Xiaofang , I’m sorry for you about this, and you know that the demand in that area is relatively large, that... ahem..."

Xiaofang’s eyes widened, and Long Gen immediately fell silent.

"How long can it take? You and I just had **** once." Xu Qing said calmly, not as angry as before. There was a mixed feeling in my heart.

　　Hey, should I say that I am unlucky or lucky? I got pregnant right away. Isn’t this hit rate a little too high?