Complaints: Working At A Store That Sells Gender-Swapping Products

The Twelve Complaints of Christmas

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(A Complaints Christmas Melody)

Korri steps out under a light with a fuzzy Santa hat on, a paper in her hands, and clears her throat.

Dee gives a little clap.

Korri takes a deep breath and begins singing.

On the first day of Christmas
Complaints were sent to Dee
A gender zapping TV!

On the second day of Christmas
Complaints were sent to Dee
Two swimming suits
And a gender zapping TV!

On the third day of Christmas
Complaints were sent to Dee
Three nightgowns
Two swimming suits
And a gender zapping TV!

On the fourth day of Christmas
Complaints were sent to Dee
Four calling plans
Three nightgowns
Two swimming suits
And a gender zapping TV!

On the fifth day of Christmas
Complaints were sent to Dee
Five special rings
Four calling plans
Three nightgowns

Two swimming suits
And a gender zapping TV!

On the sixth day of Christmas
Complaints were sent to Dee
Six perfume sprays
Five special rings
Four calling plans
Three nightgowns
Two swimming suits
And a gender zapping TV!

On the seventh day of Christmas
Complaints were sent to Dee
Seven bras a-growing
Six perfume sprays
Five special rings
Four calling plans
Three nightgowns
Two swimming suits
And a gender zapping TV!

On the eighth day of Christmas
Complaints were sent to Dee
Eight maids in lace
Seven bras a-growing
Six perfume sprays
Five special rings
Four calling plans
Three nightgowns
Two swimming suits
And a gender zapping TV!

On the ninth day of Christmas
Complaints were sent to Dee
Nine pairs of heels
Eight maids in lace
Seven bras a-growing
Six perfume sprays
Five special rings
Four calling plans
Three nightgowns
Two swimming suits

And a gender zapping TV!

On the tenth day of Christmas
Complaints were sent to Dee
Ten muscle shirts
Nine pairs of heels
Eight maids in lace
Seven bras a-growing
Six perfume sprays
Five special rings
Four calling plans
Three nightgowns
Two swimming suits
And a gender zapping TV!

On the eleventh day of Christmas
Complaints were sent to Dee
Eleven press-on nails
Ten muscle shirts
Nine pairs of heels
Eight maids in lace
Seven bras a-growing
Six perfume sprays
Five special rings
Four calling plans
Three nightgowns
Two swimming suits
And a gender zapping TV!

On the twelfth day of Christmas
Complaints were sent to Dee
Twelve silken wigs
Eleven press-on nails
Ten muscle shirts
Nine pairs of heels
Eight maids in lace
Seven bras a-growing
Six perfume sprays
Five special rings
Four calling plans
Three nightgowns
Two swimming suits
And a gender zapping TV!

Korri takes a bow.

Dee switches the lights back on and they get back to work.