Chapter 88
Chapter 88
The expression on the old man’s face at this moment is so ugly.
Not to mention the old man, even the old man’s father could jump out of the coffin angrily after hearing it.
At one point he made him blow his beard and stare.
For a while, nothing could come out of his mouth.
But the old lady, when she heard this, it was not good to be happy! It was a smile, and she said to the old man.
“I heard that there is no dead old man, and we have to get a Western-style wedding!”
Lin Zhixuan was dumbfounded and looked at her uncle in disbelief.
She’s a little confused right now!
Can’t help but think.
“Uncle, is this here to help?”
She thought so, but saw Shen Lang winking at her.
Hearing the old lady’s sarcasm, the old man couldn’t help it.
“You damn old woman, what are you talking about…”
After the old man finished speaking, he gave the grinning Shen Lang a stern look. He wanted to say something, but looking at Shen Lang’s young age…
The old man angrily waved his hand at the old woman.
“Okay, okay, I won’t quarrel with you! Going back and teaching the children will be bad!”
After speaking, he muttered again.
“Whose child is this, really, I don’t know who to learn from at a young age, why is this mouth so vicious…”
Hearing these words, Shen Lang opened the mouth with a timely smile.
“I learned from you.”
Shen Lang continued.
“There is also an old man and an old lady in our community who also likes to quarrel all day long. The scolding is better than your scolding! Not only scolding, but also fighting! Picking up a brick and smashing it at him, the noise is fierce. Later what……”
When Shen Lang said this, he deliberately paused.
The old lady hurriedly asked.
“What happened after that?”
Not only the old man and the old lady, but even the two policemen beside Lin Zhixuan were attracted.
Just waiting for Shen Lang to say what happened next!
I saw the curious look of the old man and the old lady.
Shen Lang continued with a smile.
“Later, because the old man didn’t scold the old lady in a word, he didn’t fall asleep that night, and he passed away the next day! As soon as the old lady was happy, she laughed the next day! Feet, our community has gone two at a time! Poor people only lived to be seventy or eighty years old, and our teacher said that this is considered to be an early death…”
Are you still pissed off?
The old man and the old lady’s face darkened.
Especially the old man, when he heard this, he couldn’t help but sigh in his heart.
He also quarreled with this old lady last time. He never quarreled. He tossed and turned all night…
Shen Lang, the dead old man in his mouth, how similar he is!
If he’s pissed off too…
The old lady also panicked.
After she won the fight last time, she couldn’t be happier. At that time, she felt like she almost didn’t catch her smile…
“What if this didn’t come up? Ouch!”
Lin Zhixuan was dumbfounded when she heard what Shen Lang said.
Seventy or eighty years old, can it still be called an untimely death?
Besides, Shen Lang lived there, could she not know?
I have never heard of an old man being mad and an old lady being happy.
However, Lin Zhixuan did not speak.
I saw Shen Lang talking nonsense in a serious manner.
Shen Lang smiled and continued to speak to the old man and the old lady in front of him.
“Hey, why don’t you keep arguing, and when the quarrel is over, maybe everyone will be able to go to your house for dinner.”
The old man muttered while listening to Shen Lang’s words.
“We don’t have anyone in our house, and we don’t usually have guests. I’m the only one who wants to eat at my house!”
The old lady nodded sharply, and so did she.
Like the old lady, the old man lives alone, and his wife is long gone! For them, who has nothing to eat at their house?
Shen Lang said very seriously.
“If there are no people, the neighbors would be willing to help, and if they don’t give them food, it doesn’t make sense, right?”
When the old man heard this, he was able to react. Well, after a long time of emotional eating, it was a funeral banquet. This made the old man’s face turn into a pig’s liver color when he was on the spot.
He flicked his sleeves and said angrily.
“You kid…”
The old lady rolled her eyes at Shen Lang a few times.
“Grandma, I want to live a few more years! Want to come to my house for dinner? Not welcome!”
Shen Lang said with a smile.
“Not welcome? Aiyo, if your second old man is so pissed, and people come to dinner, you can stand up and kick others out?”
After saying this, the old man and the old lady in front of him twitched in unison.
Stand up and chase people?
Then it’s a scam!
That is to die without being alive!
Wait for what these two have to say!
Shen Lang continued while the iron was hot.
“Look at you, since you don’t want others to eat at your place, and since you don’t want to die, what’s the point of making a fuss? What eggs are the supermarkets grabbing? You can save a few cents and have a nice cup of tea. Wouldn’t it be good to live a few more years playing chess?”
“What garbage bags and shoe racks! They are all old people, and it is not very convenient to go downstairs with legs and feet, right? Help others to take them down, what is there?
Between neighbors, wouldn’t it be better for you to come and go?”
Shen Lang’s words, the old man and the old lady couldn’t help but glance at each other.
Shen Lang continued with a smile.
“The old lady’s cooking is delicious, sir, it’s not me who told you, what do you dislike? The craftsmanship is good, what can you do? I think you just can’t eat!”
The old man was unhappy, and hurriedly refuted!
“Who said that, I…”
Before he finished speaking, Shen Lang didn’t give him any chance at all and continued.
“You’re not as good as me as a child. If it were me, I would definitely go to someone’s place to eat a meal with a shy face! By the way, see if I can be of any help, it’s better than looking for trouble for someone all day!”
The old man was embarrassed when Shen Lang said it.
The old lady said uncomfortably.
“Who asked him to come to me for a meal…”
After speaking, the old lady paused.
“If someone can only make noodles all day long, and they really don’t have to eat, I can be pitiful!”
Obviously, this will only be the next article, only this old man.
His face turned red.
Shen Lang took the opportunity to speak.
“Look, look! Old man, it’s not me who told you, the old lady is so angry with you! People still feel bad for you, you only know how to eat noodles, so you can’t apologize?”
The old lady was in a hurry.
“I don’t, you child, who is distressed…”
Before he could finish speaking, the old man sighed.
“Hey, I didn’t expect to be taught by a child today, but what this kid taught me was that I was very careful. Even at my age, I still can’t make it through to you, and I’ve been a neighbor for decades!”
The old man took a deep breath and looked at the old lady and said.
“Sister, I’m sorry, I apologize to you!”
When the words came out, the old lady was stunned.
I guess I didn’t expect that the old man would really open his mouth to apologize.
When the old lady heard the apology, she squeaked.
“Actually, I’m not right, if it weren’t for… Hey, what the child said is right, we can’t see it clearly even at our age! In my opinion, our neighbors on the left and right should help each other… ”
To be honest, at this moment, Lin Zhixuan and the other two police officers were dumbfounded!
Originally, this old man and old lady, they persuaded for a long time, but there was no relief at all! Obviously they were persuading, but it was like adding fuel to the fire!
How did you get here with Shen Lang.
It’s not a good thing to say at all.
On the contrary, seeing this old man and old lady is about to give up the previous grudge!
“Is that okay?”
One of the policemen was dumbfounded.
I feel like my head can’t keep up!
However, just to persuade, this is not Shen Lang’s purpose.
Persuasion is only the first step.
“The heat is almost over!”
Seeing this, Shen Lang immediately planned to add another fire!
“Isn’t that right!”
Shen Lang said with a smile.
“You don’t have a wife anymore, and you can’t live a good life by yourself. Isn’t this causing trouble for your children?”
It was different from the beginning. When Shen Lang spoke, the old man and the old lady listened carefully.
Hearing Shen Lang’s words, the old man and the old lady nodded in unison.
At their age, the wife is gone, and the most worrying thing is to cause trouble to their children!
“Yes, yes! What you said is true, little boy.”
“Yeah, the children are busy, it’s a bit inappropriate for us to look for something at a later age!”
The two old men sighed with emotion.
Shen Lang continued to laugh.
“Old man, you can see that you are a man anyway! If you want me to tell you, you can go to grandma’s place for a walk if you have nothing to do, and help others to see if the toilet at home is broken or the light bulb is broken!”
The old man was startled.
His face was a little red, and he glanced at the old lady.
“This…if the big girl doesn’t dislike it, I can do this!”
The old lady was also startled and said embarrassedly.
“The light bulb in the bathroom at home is really broken. I was wondering when the children would be free to come back…”
The old man patted his chest.
“Hey, leave it to me, wrap it on me!”
That sworn look, like returning to the state of youth!
Don’t wait for the old lady to speak.
Shen Lang continued with a smile.
“Isn’t that right! If you want me to say, you can both use a shoe rack! This way you can put an extra pair of shoes! Grandma, you see that the old man has helped you repair the light bulb, and you are too embarrassed not to let people eat at home. a meal?”
The old lady’s face turned slightly red.
“How could that be possible? It just so happened that there was no one at home for a long time, so I’ll cook a few dishes when I turn around! This dead old man still likes to drink, so I’ll buy another bottle of wine…”
The old lady still scolded the old man, but this time, the old man was not angry, but grinned.
“I love to drink, don’t you also like to listen to music? Who doesn’t know that I can sing a song well, you give me a drink, and you’re happy, I’ll sing it back for you!”
Shen Lang laughed.
“Yo, that’s good, one loves drinking, he likes to sing after drinking, and the other loves listening to music, so he can drink wine if he wants to listen to music! Grandma’s cooking is so good! I think you two are very suitable! In my opinion , the two of you don’t need to be neighbors! Just live in the same house, how happy it is to be a family!”
“Can’t, can’t, can’t!”
The old man and the old woman hurriedly waved their hands.
They also don’t know how to persuade well, how to persuade and persuade, why did Shen Lang talk about matchmaking!
The old lady’s face turned red when she heard it.
However, Shen Lang chose option three!
The above persuasion is only the first step, this is the key point.
“What can’t you do!”
“It’s inappropriate, you child is talking nonsense!”
“What’s wrong?”
“It’s too familiar, everyone has known each other for decades… Besides, when the old man was around, our relationship was okay…”
Seeing that the old man was in a panic, Shen Lang said with a smile.
“But the old man is gone now, and neither is your wife!”
“That’s not OK……”
Shen Lang licked his lips.
“There’s nothing wrong with it. I want to say, I’m doing this for your own good, and also for your children’s good!”
“What’s the meaning?”
The old lady was taken aback.
Shen Lang said with a smile.
“Do you think that when people get older, will they get sick easily?”
This is true.
“Without your children, no one cares if you are sick! If you have an extra wife, you can’t both be sick at the same time, right? If someone is sick, can you take care of them?”
The two old men did not refute, which is the truth.
“If this person is alone, it’s ugly, lying in bed and can’t move, no one will know if he dies! Is it?”
Shen Lang’s words are too blunt, it’s nothing for young people, young people are healthy, but things like old people don’t happen less often!
I can’t help but feel that the next one is me, I can’t help but feel chills!
“There is a mutual care, and there is such a thing? Save the trouble for both of you!”
“But……”
The old lady blushed and did not wait for her to finish speaking.
“Besides, what’s wrong with being in love, or two people warming up to each other? Even if the children know about this matter, they will be happy.”
Smacking his lips, Shen Lang continued.
“Grandma, look at the enthusiasm of the old man! Hey, he was a handsome guy who was absolutely serious when he was young. I believe you have seen it before?”
The old lady glanced at the old man, couldn’t help but nodded subconsciously, and then twisted embarrassedly.
Shen Lang turned to the old man again.
“Old man, look at grandma’s shyness! She was definitely a beautiful woman when she was young, she never had the chance to get married before! She looks like someone else’s daughter-in-law, now that she has a chance, what else can you do? Hypocritical?”
“cough.”
The old man coughed dryly, and glanced at the old lady furtively.
“It’s good to take care of each other, then it’s good to have a wife! Since you both have to take care of each other, it’s better for everyone to have a certificate and less trouble than to let people gossip at that time!”
Shen Lang licked his dry lips!
“With the old man in the foreign affairs, and the grandmother in the internal affairs, if these two can live together, they can save a little money for their meals…”
“If this child comes back, the whole family will be happily reunited!”
“Look at grandma’s figure again…”
The old lady pinched the corners of her clothes and shook her body like a little girl!
Shen Lang felt his mouth go numb as he spoke.
Finally, the old man blushed and gritted his teeth.
“Wife, is your household registration book still there?”
The old woman said shyly.
“You damn old man…the account book is here!”
(There is something at home today, the update is a bit late! Now I start to make up for the update. Sorry….)