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Chapter 163: It's All The Original's Fault!



After Pardo and Wendy left, only "Bad Jiang Qiao" and Original Elysia remained.

Needless to say, realizing this, Original Elysia instantly became excited.

I finally have a chance, haven't I! You bad egg!

Previously, either Eden or Aponia was present, always with outsiders interfering. But now—no one could stop her, Elysia, anymore!

Looking at the "Bad Jiang Qiao" beneath her, although she felt a little shy and blushed at such an intimate act, the thought that it was "herself," but with Bad Jiang Qiao inside, made any potential embarrassment disappear completely.

"Hmph! Now, do you have anything to say? Bad Jiang Qiao?"

Pressing down on the pink-haired girl with her body, Original Elysia glared at the delicate face close at hand.

She thought this bad guy would drop the act—reveal his true colors. But unexpectedly, the girl only blushed slightly, then, with an expression she was extremely familiar with, asked in a very puzzled tone,

"Eh... what are you talking about? Isn't Jiang Qiao your name?"

"It's very rude to push a cute girl to the ground and pin her down like this."

While saying this, "Bad Jiang Qiao"—SIM Elysia—winked and used the memories synchronized from Jiang Qiao, making her expression exactly the same as that bad guy's.

Naturally, Original Elysia's anger instantly spiked again.

Still pretending, you're still pretending, huh! It's just the two of us, and you're still acting like you don't know me! Bad Jiang Qiao!!!

Although she had thought about "imitating Jiang Qiao" and returning the "favor" just like this bad guy had done to her, Original Elysia didn't think this was the situation now—if anything, it was she, the real Elysia, who was being "taken advantage of" by this bad guy Jiang Qiao again.

Unbearable! Absolutely unbearable!

You like pretending, huh! You like pretending!

Since you like pretending so much, don't blame me, Elysia!

Overcome by anger, "Angry Elysia," unable to bear it any longer, happened to see the delicate, confused, and beautiful girl's expression that "Bad Jiang Qiao" showed when pinned down. Feeling her mouth go dry, she steeled her heart and leaned in.

A soft feeling transmitted to her mind. For Original Elysia, this was a novel experience. Although she had kissed this bad guy Jiang Qiao several times, every time, that bad guy was like in a hurry, just a quick peck and then he left. It was over before she could even savor it. Original Elysia was always quite angry about this—it was my first time, why are you so casual?

Could it be that kissing a cute girl like me isn't worth your time?!

Now, she finally had the chance!

Although the sensation in the Elysian Realm wasn't the same as reality—this act was actually more like mental contact, and therefore, Original Elysia, who was currently "taking advantage," felt that the kiss had no real feeling, and even felt extremely strange compared to before, like she was kissing herself. But Pink Fat Woman, whose mind was clouded by anger, didn't bother thinking about this.

Having finally caught the opportunity to "take advantage" of this bad guy, she didn't care whether it was reality or mental contact! Watch me, Elysia, kiss you until you suffocate!!!

For some reason—"Bad Jiang Qiao" didn't resist, which made Original Elysia somewhat satisfied. In her opinion, this was a symbol of "Bad Jiang Qiao" succumbing to her dominance.

However—

A feeling of being watched instantly made Original Elysia, who had separated from "Bad Jiang Qiao," feel uneasy.

Could it be… Pardo and the others came back and saw all this?

This, this, this, that's bad… if that's the case, wouldn't my, Elysia's, reputation be ruined?!

No! It's clearly Bad Jiang Qiao's reputation that's ruined!

After all, she was using "Jiang Qiao's" appearance, and "Bad Jiang Qiao" was using her "Elysia" appearance.

It was "Bad Jiang Qiao" who was at a disadvantage!!!

Thinking of this, the somewhat relieved Original Elysia finally looked towards the source of that inexplicable gaze—

What came into view was a pink-haired, fairy-like beautiful girl, her clear blue eyes full of question and confusion.

"Uh… am I interrupting something?"

The slightly awkward sweet voice made the originally ambiguous atmosphere somewhat stiff.

"[Elysia]"—the real Jiang Qiao—after leaving Mobius and rushing over here non-stop, saw such a rather "peculiar" scene.

The "erotic scene" of "[Elysia]" and "Jiang Qiao" pressed against each other.

Of course, for the well-informed and highly discerning Jiang Qiao, in his eyes—this was more like Elysia and his own memory body pressed against each other.

His small eyes were filled with great confusion.

No matter how hard he tried, Jiang Qiao couldn't imagine that the Pink Fat Woman would stage such a "Japanese drama" scene after arriving in the Elysian Realm.

He didn't understand, but he was greatly shocked.

Original Elysia was also stunned when she saw "Jiang Qiao Elysia."

She looked up at "Jiang Qiao Elysia," then at the "Bad Jiang Qiao" beneath her—the latter winked mischievously, then looked at Jiang Qiao Elysia, and then back at "Bad Jiang Qiao"—at this moment, Pink Fat Woman's CPU, which hadn't completely burned out, was completely reduced to ashes.

If the one beside her was Jiang Qiao, then who was the one she just kissed?

Jiang Qiao… Elysia… then who am I, Elysia?!

I can't tell, I really can't tell—!!!

Pink Fat Woman was completely confused at this moment.

SIM Elysia, getting up from the ground, patted her clothes, then lightly touched her lips, her pink tongue licking her lips inadvertently, her expression normal, but her mood was somewhat subtle.

Oh my, she really didn't expect… her original to be so bold.

Honestly, SIM Elysia didn't expect her foolish original to do such a thing after being teased.

She hadn't even done this kind of thing with Eden—if the past "Elysia" was the standard, the current SIM Elysia was a completely innocent fifty-thousand-plus-year-old virgin.

And her original this time… well, this was basically kissing herself, no different from licking herself!!!

And even worse, because of the previous "synchronization" with Jiang Qiao, SIM Elysia had also experienced the senses from "Jiang Qiao's" perspective.

Well, now there wasn't even much novelty left.

Thinking of this, SIM Elysia lost interest—she inadvertently glanced at "Elysia's" pink lips. Compared to kissing herself, which sounded strange, after what just happened, she wanted to taste Jiang Qiao's "flavor" instead.

—It was different from Elysia. No matter how much the appearance changed, the essence remained the same. So even if Elysia kissed SIM Elysia, it was just like kissing herself.

But "Elysia," whose essence was Jiang Qiao, even if the parameters were similar, it would definitely be a completely different feeling.

And this part of "sensation" wasn't in the memory body left in her body through synchronization with Jiang Qiao.

The Elysian Realm's Pink Fat Woman, very interested in this, started to plan on getting it from her original—of course, if possible, she would rather get it from "Jiang Qiao" herself.

If you asked why, it was probably because—wouldn't that be more exciting?!

"You, you, you, who are you!!!"

When Jiang Qiao appeared, Elysia instantly distinguished the difference between the two—she stared at SIM Elysia beside "Elysia" with a puzzled expression, full of questions.

SIM Elysia glanced at Jiang Qiao—as agreed earlier, Jiang Qiao didn't speak, but left the explanation to SIM Elysia. He just needed to cooperate.

Nodding in satisfaction, the Elysian Realm's Pink Fat Woman smiled at her foolish original and chuckled,

"Hmm… well, I guess you could say I'm an extension of 'Elysia.'"

—Although in Mobius's view, and in the view of most Flame-Chasers, they, the memory bodies, should be separate from their originals, in reality, the originals and memory bodies were no different.

At least, almost everyone except Mobius wouldn't deny their connection to their originals.

They were just an "echo," a "memory" of their originals left behind through special technical means.

She didn't explain in detail—such a statement left enough blank space for Elysia to imagine.

And it did have this effect.

At least, Elysia had already considered the "extension of Elysia" in SIM Elysia's words as "Jiang Qiao."

Elysia = Jiang Qiao, Jiang Qiao = Elysia.

According to the above "Elysia and Jiang Qiao conversion formula"—

—I understand, I understand everything! You're actually Bad Jiang Qiao's clone!!!

Staring at SIM Elysia, Original Elysia, who was originally confused and a little panicked, instantly came to this conclusion through her wisdom.

After all—it couldn't be that there was a second Elysia besides her, right?

She didn't know about such a thing!

After figuring everything out, Original Elysia abandoned all distracting thoughts, gritted her teeth, and glared at the "Elysia" beside SIM Elysia, looking like an angry puppy, as if she would pounce on the other person and bite them at any moment.

Damn Bad Jiang Qiao, actually using a clone to tease me!

Remembering that she had actually done so many meaningless things with Bad Jiang Qiao's "clone," and had been teased repeatedly, Elysia felt a little broken—the more she thought about it, the angrier she got.

She subconsciously began to plan other "revenge" methods, but before she could think for long, Pardo's hurried voice sounded in her ears,

"Sister Elysia, Sister Elysia, I just saw someone who looks just like you…"

"Eh—?"

After seeing the two "Elysias" at the scene, the catgirl was instantly dumbfounded.

There… there were really two Sister Elysias?!

After leaving the "crime scene," she had inadvertently seen another Elysia, and she thought it was just an illusion. Driven by curiosity and doubt, she came back to look for Elysia, but unexpectedly, she saw "Multiplying Elysias" upon returning.

"This… so fast?"

Looking at "Jiang Qiao," SIM Elysia, and "[Elysia]" at the scene, the catgirl thought this, and then a bold idea popped into her head – could it be that this new Sister Elysia was Sister Elysia and Boss Qiao's…

Pardo, who was rather unfamiliar with reproduction, looked horrified – Oh my god! Sister Elysia and the man from outside gave birth to another Sister Elysia!

Fortunately, the quick-witted SIM Elysia grabbed the catgirl and gave her some "educational clarification," preventing the breaking news of "Elysia is pregnant before marriage, and had a child with a man from outside in an extremely short period of time" from spreading throughout the Elysian Realm.

As for Original Elysia and Jiang Qiao—

—Although the former did have a lot of anger to vent on the latter, the latter had very little to say.

Although Jiang Qiao wasn't the taciturn type, and even inherited the eloquence of the owner of this form in "Elysia mode," he rarely used this "disguise" when chatting with Pink Fat Woman.

The first sentence he said to Original Elysia was even—

"How are Kiana and the others?"

Hearing this, the furious Elysia almost rubbed this bad guy on the ground right then and there.

What did he mean, the "original" had arrived, and the first thing he asked after seeing her, Elysia, was about the other beautiful girls' situation?

—However, Elysia seemed a little cowardly.

She could be furious and unleash her anger on "Clone Jiang Qiao," but when talking to the original Jiang Qiao, Pink Fat Woman could only bury her anger in her heart—planning how to "settle the score later," while appearing quite normal on the surface.

"I haven't seen Mei and Bronya yet, but you saw that girl named Wendy, she's with Pardo. Kiana is with a man named Kevin." Elysia, pouting and puffing her cheeks, answered Jiang Qiao's question unhappily.

Hearing this, Jiang Qiao was lost in thought.

He wasn't surprised by this arrangement.

Although Pardo was the weakest among the Flame-Chasers, her Signet of Reverie was undoubtedly close to freedom and wind. With the catgirl, Wendy's gloomy personality should ease somewhat.

What she needed wasn't any kind of teaching—that could be learned slowly. The transformation of her beliefs was the most important thing for Wendy.

As for Kevin and Kiana—for the descendant of Kaslana, the inheritance of the Signet of Deliverance was almost engraved in her blood, so there was no need to say more.

And the Herrscher of the Void… perhaps Elysia in the Elysian Realm could be of some help.

"...Jiang Qiao, I kind of want to leave this place."

"Are you sure?"

Hearing Elysia's slightly faint voice, Jiang Qiao didn't show much emotion, but just casually asked back.

—He could feel the gaze of SIM Elysia, who was chatting with Wendy and Pardo.

Elysia hesitated and nodded, but quickly changed her mind and retracted her decision.

"...Yes… no, forget it, this place is quite good too…"

"Can you walk around with me? Just the two of us."

"Okay."

Looking at the two about to leave, the catgirl was a little puzzled.

"Eh… that, Sister Elysia."

"Felis, I want this."

"Ah—? But…"

"Wrap this up for me too~"

"Hehehe, I knew you had the best taste, Sister Elysia!"

Although two Sister Elysias were very strange, and it was even stranger for one Sister Elysia to leave with Boss Qiao first, this kind of thing clearly wasn't her business. Compared to caring about such things, doing business was obviously more enjoyable, right?

Hehehe… I've made a fortune, one crystal flower, two crystal flowers… eh? Why did the color of the crystal flower fade?

Looking again, SIM Elysia had vanished without a trace.

Meow~

Can, lying on the stall, let out a long meow, as did the teary-eyed catgirl—Oh no, I've been tricked by Sister Elysia again!

"The scenery here is really beautiful."

Walking in the Elysian Realm, admiring the beauty of this replica of the former "Golden Courtyard," even though she had already wandered around the Elysian Realm once, it didn't stop Elysia from expressing her admiration to Jiang Qiao again.

"Yeah."

The giant Bodhi tree, Pardo's small stall, the piano under the sunset… the various sceneries of the Elysian Realm flashed past as the two walked. Strangely, they didn't see any Flame-Chasers along the way.

Until—

They reached the Deep End.

The staircase formed by flowing light gradually appeared in the sky, revealing a half-open door.

However, Jiang Qiao didn't intend to continue forward.

He softly said, "Let's stop here."

"Yeah."

The two stopped at the Deep End.

After Elysia and Jiang Qiao parted ways, Jiang Qiao returned to the entrance of the Elysian Realm, the initial resting place of the Flame-Chasers.

On the magnificent sofa, the beautiful legs wrapped in black silk stockings were crossed, and the fairy-like pink-haired girl—SIM Elysia—seemed to have been waiting for a long time, appreciating something.

Noticing his arrival, the girl's beautiful blue eyes sparkled, and a playful smile appeared on her lips.

"Did you have fun with 'me'?"

"Not bad."

"Hmm~ Is that so… that's good." SIM Elysia smiled sweetly, then chuckled, "Well then, goodbye."

"What about you?"

Not you, but rather, "the data."

For Jiang Qiao, leaving the Elysian Realm was a certainty, but what he needed for this trip—"Elysia"—hadn't been obtained yet.

He knew that SIM Elysia must have already retrieved "herself" from Aponia.

Hmm… with Elysia's personality, she must be trying to tease me?

The pink-haired girl pondered—looking at the girl in front of him, he sighed helplessly.

SIM Elysia revealed a delighted smile, gently patted her slender legs, then touched her cheek with her slender index finger, and hummed mischievously, "If you want it, you have to get it yourself. It's right here~"

If her original had fun, then she wouldn't be happy.

Leaving a girl to go play with another girl—although they were both Elysia, this was… "unfair."

Taking this opportunity to give him the data and "tease" this bad guy was very necessary.

She had been mistaken for him and kissed by her original~

If she didn't "retaliate," wouldn't it seem like she was easy to bully?

Jiang Qiao put his hand to his forehead, but didn't refuse. He just leaned in and gave her a quick kiss on the cheek.

But SIM Elysia didn't seem very satisfied and offered the other cheek.

Amused, Jiang Qiao complied.

"Now it should be… umph."

The pink-haired girl just wanted to end this "little game" with a sigh, but before he could pull away, SIM Elysia leaned in—and gave him a big one.

A moment later, SIM Elysia licked her lips and curled her lip, saying with a little dissatisfaction,

"Your imitation is too realistic."

It seemed that because "Elysia's" model was too complete, this time it felt like kissing herself again—at least the feeling was exactly the same. Fortunately, at least it was different from the foolish original. This time, Jiang Qiao also had some "Jiang Qiao's inner self" mixed in.

But it was indeed much better than the foolish original.

At least being kissed by the foolish original was no different from kissing herself. But with Jiang Qiao's "[Elysia]" form, this was at least a loaded simulation toy. SIM Elysia's cheeks were much redder than before.

It was the shyness and excitement of a girl. Of course, what was even better was the pleasure of secretly "cheating" on her "original."

I'm so high!

"Hmm~ Are you still savoring it?" Looking at the dazed "[Elysia]" sitting on the side, SIM Elysia couldn't help but tease, "Or… do you want to try something more interesting—not yet~"

As Felis said, that kind of intimate contact was something she would usually only do with her beautiful girlfriends. This kind of intimate contact… forget about her original (disgusted face), Jiang Qiao could be said to be the first.

Hmm, it seemed she had been a bit bold.

But it wasn't her fault—who told Bad Jiang Qiao to inject the "foolish original's" memories into her body?

After those memories became a part of her "flesh and blood," although she didn't change because of those memories, the "emotions" hidden by the foolish original, which even the guy in front of her probably hadn't noticed—or hadn't actively touched—were like ink, directly dyeing SIM Elysia's originally pure colors with a strange pink.

Plus, Jiang Qiao was so in her strike zone…

In conclusion—

It's all the original's fault!


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