Chat Group in Douluo: Messing with the Multiverse

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Less than ten minutes after stepping out, Lu Xian returned, his face cold and carrying a faint scent of blood.

He was utterly disappointed in this twisted modern world of love. What kind of messed-up values were these?

All those legendary love stories passed down from ancient times—were they all lies?

Or was it that this generation had completely defiled the sacred concept of love?

He had barely gone out for a short while, and all he saw were monsters and freaks.

Lu Xian felt a sense of relief.

Thankfully, he wouldn't have to stay in this world for much longer. He could finally leave this disgusting place behind.

After taking a moment to compose himself at the door, he wiped away the coldness from his expression and walked in with a calm demeanor.

Four pairs of eyes turned toward him. By now, Tang San had already been tied up by Xiao Yan at the foot of the bed, his mouth stuffed with a stinky sock to prevent him from screaming and attracting unwanted trouble in the middle of the night.

Lu Xian nodded to the others and pulled out a roll of duct tape from his storage ring.

"Duct tape?" Xiao Yan and Ye Fan exchanged glances, puzzled as to why Lu Xian had gone out only to return with something so random.

"What's the point of bringing back duct tape?"

Both of them looked completely confused.

"Mmm! Mmm! (Let me go! I really know I was wrong...!)"

Realizing that Yao Chen could actually kill him, Tang San completely lost his backbone and started desperately pleading, but with his mouth stuffed, all that came out were muffled noises. As for the duct tape in Lu Xian's hand, he didn't even care. The only thing he truly feared was Yao Chen.

If he could turn back time, Tang San swore he would never have taken the ring with Yao Chen inside from the red envelope.

Now, he had personally delivered himself to the gates of hell.

Nobody in the room paid any attention to Tang San's pitiful gaze. They had all seen his disgusting true colors firsthand.

Lu Xian ripped open the roll of duct tape, a sinister smile playing on his lips. "This tape is a great thing—it'll let him pass away comfortably."

"Alright, take out the sock and help me tape up his mouth. Make sure it's sealed tight. Now, just sit back and watch the show!"

"Lu Bro, are you planning to suffocate him?" Xiao Yan asked while pressing down on Tang San's head, securing the tape in place.

"Of course not. That'd be too easy for him."

"Hey, Ye Hei, leave him a couple of breathing holes in his nose, alright? Otherwise, the chat group might flag it as malicious intent..."

Lu Xian directed them as they worked.

In no time, the entire roll of tape was used up.

Tang San's head was now wrapped up like a mummy, leaving only his eyes and nostrils exposed. The rest of his face was tightly bound layer upon layer.

"All done. What's next?"

Xiao Yan rubbed his hands together eagerly. Lu Xian had been acting so mysterious that it had piqued his curiosity.

Ye Fan also urged, "Lu Bro, don't keep us in suspense! Hurry up and tell us how we're messing with him!"

Even Yao Chen seemed intrigued, watching with keen interest. He had already heard from Xiao Yan about everything that had happened. Tang San, as the culprit behind it all, deserved nothing less than the worst punishment.

Do it. Make him suffer!

Lu Xian didn't drag it out any longer. Everything was set. He grinned and announced:

"Gentlemen, to be honest, I have an ability that lets me generate... 'Oreos' in someone's mouth!"

"...???"

"Did I hear that right?" Ye Fan dug his fingers into his ears, wondering if he had misheard.

Lu Xian shrugged. "No, you heard correctly. And yes, it's exactly what you're thinking—Oreos, right in his mouth."

"..."

Ye Fan and Xiao Yan were dumbfounded. Even Old Yao's expression twitched.

What kind of absolutely cursed ability was this?!

"The reason I had you tape his mouth shut is to keep him from spitting it out."

"Now that it's sealed, he has no choice but to swallow!"

"I'm just generously feeding a fellow chat group member—surely the system won't flag that as an attack, right?"

Lu Xian's wicked grin sent shivers down everyone's spines.

Lu Bro, you're a real devil!

But damn, we love it!

Thank god he's a friend. If he were an enemy... the mere thought was terrifying!

"Lu Bro, hurry up! Show us!"

Ye Fan could hardly contain his excitement, and Xiao Yan even let out a "gē gē gē" laugh. If Lu Xian had this ability all along, why were they even bothering to beat Tang San? This was way more satisfying!

Lu Xian got into position.

Xiao Yan and Ye Fan quickly stepped back several feet, afraid of getting splattered. Tang San, on the other hand, squirmed and whined, his muffled cries filled with sheer horror.

What kind of ability was this?!

He would rather just die!

"Why struggle? Haven't you ever heard 'if you can't resist, just enjoy it'?"

"Don't worry, I'll make sure you're fed nice and full tonight."

Lu Xian chuckled with a devilish grin. Three platinum-colored soul rings appeared at his feet. Tang San's eyes filled with even deeper terror as he desperately thrashed, but the sturdy wooden bedpost and tight ropes kept him firmly restrained.

Lu Xian extended a finger and locked onto Tang San as his target.

"Ya ya ya shi la lei!"

As soon as the incantation was spoken, Tang San's cheeks puffed up visibly. His teeth began chewing involuntarily, and a stench so foul it could knock someone out filled the air. He wanted to vomit, but his mouth was sealed shut—there was nowhere for it to go.

[You have created an abstract scenario, rated 'extremely abstract.' You have gained 1,000 abstract points.]

"Holy shit! There's really something in his mouth!"

"Lu Bro, this ability is insane!"

"If anyone crosses Lu Bro, they'd be better off dead…"

Ye Fan and Xiao Yan winced as they sucked in air between their teeth. This ability was just too terrifying.

"Perfect! The chat group isn't flagging it!"

Lu Xian grinned. His theory was correct—feeding a fellow group member couldn't possibly be considered an attack!

And as for taping someone up? That was just friendly roughhousing!

"Ya ya ya shi la lei!"

For the second time, his third soul skill activated. Since he had promised to fill Tang San up, he had to deliver. Lu Xian was a man of his word.

Tang San's already bulging cheeks swelled up even more. His face became round like a balloon. His mouth was completely packed, forcing the contents down his throat and even out through his nostrils. His eyes rolled back as his body convulsed violently.

A revolting stench filled the entire room.

It was confirmed—what was coming out of his nose was indeed... Oreo.

Xiao Yan and Ye Fan rushed to open the windows.

"Ya ya ya shi la lei!"

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After an unknown number of times repeating the spell, Tang San's lifeless body lay there. His belly was swollen like a woman nine months pregnant.

He had died from being force-fed to death.

[You have created an unprecedented abstract scenario. Congratulations on abstractly eliminating a weak enemy. You have gained 1,000 abstract points.]

Abstract Points Balance: 18,000.

A system message popped up, warning them to leave the world before the connection was severed.

The three exchanged glances.

"See you next time, brothers!"

"Let's not go this hard next time—I think I'm gonna puke..."

"Lu Bro, if I ever piss you off, just beat me up. Don't use that ability, I beg you!"

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