Celestial Employee

“It’s not just one of her toilets that is blocked.” Zhang Zhong said to Zhao Lingjun with a smile.

Zhang Zhong’s speech to anyone is a smiling face, looking very kind. Those who don’t know must think that this fat man is like a Maitreya Buddha, a great man. But Zhao Lingjun knew that when the fat man was smiling, he might have touched the knife behind his back. You never know when he would give you a knife behind you. This guy is actually a sinister character. Zhao Lingjun went on a business trip and suffered a big loss from this fat man in reimbursement. So now Zhao Lingjun looks at this guy who is laughing and shaking the fat on his stomach, and would like to say a sentence to him. “Did you also use sanitary napkins? After using it, just throw it in the toilet?”

However, Zhao Lingjun knew that if he said this, he might be killed by the fat man in the company one day, so when Zhao Lingjun heard Zhang Zhong said, he could only say to Zhang Zhong with a smile. “Mr. Zhang, your toilet is clogged. Can you poke with a leather tiger? If you can’t poke down, it’s useless to find me. I’m not a toilet repairman.”

When Zhao Lingjun said so, Zhao Lingjun suddenly found a smile at Wu Xiaoye behind the crowd. Although the smile just flashed, Zhao Lingjun suddenly had a very refreshing feeling. Suddenly, this sultry weather was suddenly nothing.

“If there is a problem with the toilet, we will find a repairman. But our toilet seems to be blocked, as if there is a problem in the sewer.” Zhang Zhong still smiled and said to Zhao Lingjun. “Don’t you use the bathroom after you come back. Didn’t you find that all the water couldn’t go down?”

“I *.” Zhao Lingjun wondered that after returning home, after flushing, the water level in the toilet would not drop. Zhao Lingjun originally thought that after the water stopped, this would happen if there was not enough water. Unexpectedly, there was a problem with the sewer. However, Zhao Lingjun was embarrassed to say that his pile was also soaking in the toilet. So Zhao Lingjun said. “Not used yet? Why is the sewer blocked? What is the use of calling me?”

“Before calling you down, we have found the reason for the property management department to find out.” Zhang Zhong said with a black hole. “The reason I found out later was that there was a block here.”

“Just find them to clear up if we block it. Didn’t we pay the property management fee?” Zhao Lingjun looked at the black and white sewer opening and a similar black and white gutter cover that was overturned to the side. Ominous hunch.

“They have passed it. It’s just that their tools are not long enough, so there is still a bunch of blocked things that can’t be dug up.” Zhang Zhong still said to Zhao Lingjun with a smile, and the smiling Zhao Lingjun was a little shudder.

“Then their tools are not long enough, just change to a longer one.”

“They said they wanted to get it, but they said they won’t get it until tomorrow afternoon as soon as possible,” Zhang Zhong said.

“No,” Zhao Lingjun said. “On such a hot day, we have to wait until tomorrow afternoon, then our building is not full of public toilet smell?”

“That is, these people are too unprofessional to do things. Such a hot day, tomorrow, then we are not going to be smoked to death.” Hao Meili also charmingly connected to Zhao Lingjun’s words, “So, Xiao Zhao, we Decided to send a person down, and then we think about it, only you are suitable. “

“I …” Zhao Lingjun was eager to draw his seventeen or eighty mouths at this time. Zhao Lingjun felt that what he said was not good. He said it would become a public toilet by tomorrow afternoon. If there is still a chance to come again, Zhao Lingjun feels that he will definitely speak to everyone just now. “In this case, let’s go to bed early, it’s a big deal to wear a mask.”

But now Zhao Lingjun obviously has no chance to come again, so Zhao Lingjun only said very sadly. “why me?”

When saying this, Zhao Lingjun glanced at everyone present except Wu Xiaoye with a vicious look. Zhao Lingjun decided that if anyone dared to jump out and say the reason for choosing himself, he must immediately go to the flower bed and pick a large brick to shoot him.

Zhao Lingjun feels that he is full of murderous now. But I didn’t expect that Zhang Zhong didn’t seem to see Zhao Lingjun’s eyes. Zhang Zhong just sighed regretfully and said. “I originally wanted to go down by myself. But look at my size. Look at the hole. Even if I can plug it in, it will probably take a crane to pull me out of the hole.

Zhang Zhong’s words caused a burst of laughter from the people around him. Among them, the loudest ones were the second general Hao and Hao Meili, and Qin Ye. Looking at these two flatterers, Zhao Lingjun scolded fiercely in his heart. “MLGBD.”

Zhao Lingjun knew that even if Zhang Zhong was now slimmer than Sun Yanzi, he would not be able to go down the sewer. Unless he kicked him with his own foot.

Zhao Lingjun now has the urge to kick him down, but Zhao Lingjun knows that even if he kicks in, Zhang Fatty can never enter the sewer entrance. Because the second half of Zhang Fatzi said, it is indeed true, because the waistline of Zhang Fatzi looks almost like that of the sewer entrance.

“Here is not my thinnest.” Zhao Lingjun snorted coldly, glanced quickly in the crowd.

“Yo, shouldn’t you want a woman to go down?” Hao Meili said that when she saw Zhao Lingjun looking at herself, she said she deliberately stood up.

Zhao Lingjun felt cold for a while, and immediately turned his eyes away from this perverted woman like the black mountain demon.

After a glance, Zhao Lingjun’s heart was colder than being splashed with a bowl of cold water.

“The company’s food is so poor. How do these people eat. How can one become fat one by one?” Zhao Lingjun thought about tears. UU reading book www.uukanshu.com

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At ordinary times, Zhao Lingjun did not pay careful attention to the waistline of all his colleagues. Now when he takes a closer look, Zhao Lingjun finds that among the people present, he is thinner than himself and counts three.

The first one is the perverted Hao Meili like the old demon of Montenegro.

The other two are Zhang Changsheng and Wu Xiaoye.

Zhang Changsheng is the boss of the research and development department. He usually lives with himself. Since coming to the company, Zhang Changsheng has taken care of Zhao Lingjun in every way. When Zhang Lingjun stabbed in the basket, Zhang Changsheng also carried a lot of black pots for Zhao Lingjun. It can be said that Zhang Changsheng is the most grateful person in the company.

Therefore, Zhao Lingjun cannot naturally speak to Zhang Changsheng cheeky. “Brother Zhang, why don’t you go down the sewer and poke for everyone?”

And Wu Xiaoye?

I am afraid that even if someone used the top ten tortures of the Qing Dynasty to deal with Zhao Lingjun and made Zhao Lingjun unable to survive, Zhao Lingjun would never say, “Wu Xiaoye, go on a sewer tour.”